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I need 333 hp!!!!

Maybe what we need to do is actually power the road. If we had a piece of pavement moving fast enough that the car would appear to be running in the twelves, we might really be on to something. Perhaps a conveyor belt setup. Anybody here paint? We could get some folks to do a background of blurry trees -- say 110-plus blurry, and no one would be the wiser. Even better, the "driver" would be able to sit there and smoke a cigar while the road did all the work. A tough job, but somebody's got to do it. :laugh:

Spectators would remark at the car's ability to maintain traction despite serious "acceleration." :cool:

Red Green...Is that you?
 
Maybe what we need to do is actually power the road. If we had a piece of pavement moving fast enough that the car would appear to be running in the twelves, we might really be on to something. Perhaps a conveyor belt setup. Anybody here paint? We could get some folks to do a background of blurry trees -- say 110-plus blurry, and no one would be the wiser. Even better, the "driver" would be able to sit there and smoke a cigar while the road did all the work. A tough job, but somebody's got to do it. :laugh:

Spectators would remark at the car's ability to maintain traction despite serious "acceleration." :cool:

We couldnt do that because the pictures would go against forum rules of illegal speeds and would have to be taken down. :laugh:
 
We couldnt do that because the pictures would go against forum rules of illegal speeds and would have to be taken down. :laugh:


Does that mean that then we could finally lock this stupid thread and end this discussion? I've got videos if so... :laugh:
 
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