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11.5 second Contour SE

elraido finally has competition for the worst grammar on CEG.

Maybe that guy can loan me his 11.5 second Contour so I can warp myself back to 2003 when a majority of the people on this forum had a clue. :help:

Mark
 
I have no clue why I keep coming back to this thread...
Have you seen the car yet, Beans?

I wouldn't go there if I were you. He may be some crazy serial killer:blackeye:
 
I have no clue why I keep coming back to this thread...
Have you seen the car yet, Beans?

I wouldn't go there if I were you. He may be some crazy serial killer:blackeye:

Beans skinny butt will be locked in a basement being forced to say "It puts the lotion on itself" while wearing a diaper and a bonnett and no talk of a 11 second contour or the master will whip him:eek:
 
Beans skinny butt will be locked in a basement being forced to say "It puts the lotion on itself" while wearing a diaper and a bonnett and no talk of a 11 second contour or the master will whip him:eek:

Rofl. Yeah, i had a short chat with Harry on the phone about that.. I'm not going by myself. No I have not had a chance yet prolly next week.
 
i still dont think there will ever be a FWD contour thats as fast as the new GT-R.

with a RWD or AWD conversion then maybe, but not FWD and certainly not with the CD4E
 
you mean the new... 2008 (as in... 10 YEARS newer) GT-R? And you're suprised that its faster or evolved or with time they've come up with a way to best a 10 year old sedan?

lol

:D :D :D
 
I just got done reading this ENTIRE thread and OMG - my mind is numb.

I will say that this new guy may have taken a bit much heat from some people here though.

(Now that I've posted I'll try to stay out so I don't end up in a pooh flinging match :) )
 
I just got done reading this ENTIRE thread and OMG - my mind is numb.

I will say that this new guy may have taken a bit much heat from some people here though.

(Now that I've posted I'll try to stay out so I don't end up in a pooh flinging match :) )

Poo flinging.

You just talked about a match where we fling a honey loving children's cartoon. :laugh:
 
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