Random Facts.

[96MystiqueGS]

when hard cookies get stale they become soft ,when soft cookies get stale they become hard:shrug:

Burnt cookies are hard and stay hard:laugh:

 

[zorrex]

Paraplegics can get hard. :laugh:

 

[Smalls]

Paraplegics can get hard. :laugh:

im kind of afraid to ask, but how do you know this?

 

[Pen_Two]

I really don't want to know.

 

[D.Acker]

Paraplegics can get hard. :laugh:

im kind of afraid to ask, but how do you know this?

I really don't want to know.

I think we all know how he knows, we just don't want to picture it.

 

[Pen_Two]

Dude...stop making this worse. :laugh:

 

[MarcMiller]

Oh God....

 

[TRicker]

hopefully you get all fixed up so you can come join us

random fact: The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes. But not me

i learned this fact from a chick i had in my bed one time. she asked why i wasnt sleeping yet. of course at this point i was probably spinning drunk debating if i should make a move, and if i did, would i be capable of "gettin er' done" at this point of drunkedness. LOL

 

[Pen_Two]

There's just a line I always seem to pass when I drink and suffer the whiskey dick problem. :blackeye:

 

[96MystiqueGS]

Random fact:

The pig is the only animal that can't look up at the sky.

 

[CRGkart44]

and a cow can walk upstairs.. but not down.

this may have been covered?

 

[ilive4sports]

and a cow can walk upstairs.. but not down.

this may have been covered?

Me and my friends always wanted to do this at our high school. Take the cow upstairs and break the one elevator.

 

[getsum111]

My daughter's senior prank was going to be:
Get 3 pigs, and paint " 1", "2", and "4" on their respective sides, then let them loose in the school, leaving them to search for the 3rd pig. :laugh:

While it would have been hysterical, none of the local farmers were willing to daonate 3 pigs. :shrug::laugh:

 

[CRGkart44]

the "awesome auger" is awesome

 

[Pen_Two]

You should hear my personal greeting when people call me and it goes to voice mail. :laugh:

 

[LUCA]

^ Billy Mays here with an exciting new product... it's called the Ding King. Or, it's called Mighty Putty. Sometimes it changes. Speaking of change, it's time for a new one since I'm bored with the ones you have now.

Random fact, I'm done with my laundry for the day. It's a bit early to hang it outside though so I think I'll wait until sunrise.
Now I'm going to see if DD is open yet. 5 am, they must be open by then.

 

[royalblue]

^ Billy Mays here with an exciting new product... it's called the Ding King. Or, it's called Mighty Putty. Sometimes it changes. Speaking of change, it's time for a new one since I'm bored with the ones you have now.

Random fact, I'm done with my laundry for the day. It's a bit early to hang it outside though so I think I'll wait until sunrise.
Now I'm going to see if DD is open yet. 5 am, they must be open by then.

DD:shrug: edit never mind Dunkin Doughnuts I guess

 

[CRGkart44]

Steve Irwin is dead too. He was just as much as a pioneer as Michael Jackson. but people have seemed to forget about him.


Can we now get over MJ?

 

[Pen_Two]

I still think Billy Mays was a bigger loss than MJ.

 

[CRGkart44]

Not a fact. GTFO