MxRacer
Hard-core CEG'er
whoops. missed wetodd's birthday! happy berated birthday, pumpkin.
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Happy Birthday Toddles!!
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Klasse Act
I pee with gloves on!
Happy B-day
, maybe I'll send you some driving gloves!
, maybe I'll send you some driving gloves!frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
Todd bald would get a lot of sympathy hugs from wimmenz wif big taytays because they'd think he was a cancer patient or something.
aww you poor dear.
aww you poor dear.
todras
Pretty fly for a white guy *cowbell*
I don't know what that means. LOL!
frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
you're already white as a ghost, so a bald head would make you look sickly like a cancer patient, and everybody feels bad for those kids.
TheMexicanJob
Banned?
can we just call him uncle fester?
todras
Pretty fly for a white guy *cowbell*
MxRacer
Hard-core CEG'er
TheMexicanJob
Banned?
Todras of the dead
frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
elraido
I kant speel
Todras of the dead
brilliant.....
frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
even funnier is that this was posted in the wrong branch.
todras
Pretty fly for a white guy *cowbell*
Bah. WGL sucks.
even funnier is that this was posted in the wrong branch.
like i am supposed to know what side of Georgia, Grand Rapid is on!!!
todras
Pretty fly for a white guy *cowbell*
I can see Russia from here.
So you don't mind Putin watching you huh :laugh:
PeppermintPatty
Is a bad kind of man, like that Jodie Foster
omg...I missed the party, i r srry
H belated BD
an old man jokey for you:
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget." They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.
"Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting exposition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest my feet. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!....... I tell you, I just my pants."
The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't blame you, I would have my pants too if a lion jumped out at me." The old man shook his head and said, "No, no, not then, just now when I said ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!"
H belated BD
an old man jokey for you:
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget." They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.
"Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting exposition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest my feet. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!....... I tell you, I just
my pants." The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't blame you, I would have
my pants too if a lion jumped out at me." The old man shook his head and said, "No, no, not then, just now when I said ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!"todras
Pretty fly for a white guy *cowbell*
Haaaahahahah. Awesome. Thanks for the belates.