EuroTour
Hard-core CEG'er
This thread needs more pics of this Greek Canadian Goddess!
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kouksie
CEG'er
*LMFAO*
Man, this place has brought me ENDLESS laughs today! I'm lucky I wasn't drinking anything when I read that, otherwise my screen would have been covered in it!
EuroTour implies that your heritage is European...may I ask from where?
Barge
Hard-core CEG'er
Indeed, who cares about broken engine. Needs more pics of things that matter.
EuroTour
Hard-core CEG'er
Well I'm first generation Dutch. Hey this place is starting to get crowded, you wanna get out of here?
kouksie
CEG'er
kouksie
CEG'er
....ok, here comes a blonde moment...but where the hell are we going to go?!?
LOL. I wish I was joking.
kouksie
CEG'er
C'mon Barge, I'm waiting! 
Barge
Hard-core CEG'er
There are tons of pics of me on here (CEG), most of them unflattering.
www.myspace.com/wrxbarge
There.
www.myspace.com/wrxbarge
There.
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Honkeytonk Monkey
CEG'er
Oh come on now...
I'll have you know that the ONLY engine damage ever caused in our familys' fleet of vehicles was due to my dad!
We're not all the same...
Just like all men AREN'T scumbags, right? Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
No, we are all scumbags, at least in Stoon that's just how it goes
Mwa ha ha ha!
BiggityBon
CEG'er
Did you buy it from a woman?onder:
If I may butt in here.......as Kouksie basically said, not ALL women are stupid! The only ones that ARE stupid are the ones that can't remember to fill their vehicles with the essential fluids needed for survival!!
Which reminds me.......I'm overdue for an oil change :help:
Blackfoot
CEG'er
Honkeytonk Monkey
CEG'er
Trust me the women that forget to change thier oil aren't the only ones that are, you also have the women that forget to put gas in thier cars, those are fun times at 3am out in butt**** nowhere in Saskabush
kouksie
CEG'er
If you say Starbucks, I'm afraid we can't get married.
kouksie
CEG'er
It's unfortunate that women like that are out there to make the decent ones look bad.
Dammit!
kouksie
CEG'er
Blackfoot
CEG'er
Oh no I I say starbucks Id die. I work for Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf, Which 90 percent of the people on here wouldn't know of.
*snorts more coffee out nose*
Jeeez guys, the one liners today are killing me with laughter!
You're saving me from an otherwise deathly boring afternoon.
Zorrex, I hope you find the strength to move on from this.
You must not be around here much...
kouksie
CEG'er
Sounds better than starbucks, that's for sure.
That stuff tastes like it's been dredged out of the bottom of the Great lakes- whichever one is the most polluted.
kouksie
CEG'er
AMEN!
Like, oopsies...like, what's trans...mission fluid??! And like, where does that go? ooooh, what's that pretty green fluid that's like, OOOOZING out from that hole? And like, where is all that smoke coming from?!?! I like swear, I take like, such good care of my car!
Like, just last week, I windexed the engine, and like put some drano in a hole somewhere because like, it sounded clogged or like, something!
Pffft. Pulease, I'm just as irritated by women as men are at times.
TGO
King of the OFT
$800? you got robbed.
Unless you found $600 under the seat
Unless you found $600 under the seat