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PRT slogans....

Pole120

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Mike and I have been very busy at the shop the last few weeks...in the process we've started a little game of coming up with slogans for the shop that relate to the work we're doing or things that have happened, some funny some not....SO here's what we've got so far....add some of your own, i need a laugh.

PRT: Very Smare
PRT: We DO Sh*t!
PRT: We break drills
PRT: Two screwdrivers and a hammer
PRT: Kings of the CDW-28 platform
PRT: I'm gonna throw something
PRT: Where the f*ck is that socket!
PRT: Subway or Cousins?
 
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PRT: I don't think that goes there...
PRT: We don't need no stinking safety glasses
PRT: Who cares if its safe, it'll be fast!
PRT: Is it that late already?
PRT: I sure hope this fits the car...
 
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PRT:Where did those engine bolts go?
PRT:Son of a ***** that hurt
PRT: It works!
PRT: We take P/S caps off with screwdrivers
 
PRT: Where did those engine bolts go?

Ya, thanks for putting them where they didn't belong :laugh:


PRT: Tell me I won't do it.
PRT: Contours suck...
PRT: Two more and I have every color SVT
PRT: Wet-sanding is easy
PRT: Who needs gloves when you've got 7 layers of skin?
PRT: Barrymans B12 > Hand soap.
PRT: There is no such thing as an SRT8 Charger...Look it up!
 
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PRT: Dude screw it, lets pull the motor tonight.
PRT: Spring Zing 17-20; GLD the 22nd; Slinger spectator eliminator the 27th....that way if i put it in the wall at slinger the main stuff is done. :laugh:

PRT: *screeeeeeech* Bwaaaaah *screech* bwaaaaaaaaaaah *chirp* bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
PRT: 3LT Festiva on a tube chassis
PRT: uhhhhhhhhhh
 
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PRT: Frosty the Slowman
PRT: If I can't do it nobody can
PRT: The only place someone will moon you from an empty engine bay :crazy:
 
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