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POOP

ESCAPEE:
This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or
forcing
a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of
embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend
it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal,
pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable
for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel
uneasy.
JAILBREAK:
When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This
Is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen,
Do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to
spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.
WATERMELON:
A watermelon is a big poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the
toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a
Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
HAVANA OMELET:
A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet
water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an
Astaire.
 
A burp is just a breath of air that passes by the heart.
But when it takes a downward path, it comes out as a fart.


:shrug:
 
A fart is nothing more than the lonely cries of an imprisoned turd.
 
pooping is like flyin the space shuttle. its one hell of an experience no matter what

i just flew the space shuttle
 
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