Or, how about college students paying their own way through college working their asses off so they can afford nice cars.
By the time you're done buying a Zetec and installing a horrendous body kit and getting it painted, you probably could have most of an SVT purchased.
But it's your money to waste.
You my friend are a cool guy. Not only does your kind nature show through in this and the post about the ATX but you don't have any concept of money either. Sure, you are putting yourself through college, congrats to you, but you are failing to remember insurance. The insurance hike for a 16 year old kid from a zetec to an svt is about 1700 dollars. Sorry i couldn't live up to your expectations. Maybe I'll paint it purple in your honor. How's that sound?
Thanks everyone else for the ideas and support. Make sure you remind purplemystique how cool he is for me.