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Honkeytonk Monkey said:
I gave up on the university kids a while back... like when I was 20. Now I go after the high profile hookers over on 19th street, $40 a night for those ones, mmmmmmm-dang! They only kinda smell like a dumpster and they treat some of thier sores.

Good times in Saskatoon = SIR weekends, Cruise Night in August, Go-Karts, and driving randomly around the city looking for things to do and usually not finding anything, but I still get a fantastic tan on my arm! Score!

Oh and by the way dave, I'm cool by Canada standards, meaning I remember that my fly goes up... sometimes...
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My god, this place has done nothing but make me hysterically laugh ALL day. I applaud your choice of hooker area- personally I would have gone over to Avenue BS and picked up a fine honey from the casino over there, but kudos to your choice!

I guess the university crowd is all I know, because that's what I came here to do...but the people I work with are all married/much older than me, and they really don't put invites out to me to hang out, other than when they want me to babysit their kids. Kinda sucks, because I'm pretty fun (or so I like to think), and all my buddies are going up north to work for the summer.

It's pretty pathetic that there's only like, 4 days out of the summer that constitute as a good time in this city, dontcha think?

By the way, I'm Iris, and by MY standards, I'm pretty cool, assuming I remember to shower. ;)
 
Oh come on now Iris, there's plenty to do, tons of parks, skate parks, waterparks, theatres, pool halls, go kart tracks open everyday, SIR is open every weekend and they have some decent runs, lakes everywhere, the Fringe, Exhibition weekend, not to mention we are so close to tons of awesome lakes.

I came here from North Battleford, you want nothing to do? Go there, lol!

Oh and showering is for pansies and guys that don't enjoy being refered to as "pig" "gross" or "for **** sake Luke go have a god damn shower or I'm cutting you off" or "That's it, I'm leaving you, I never liked you anyways, and I'm taking the dog" or the ever popular "Stop calling me Luke, how did you get this number? I toild you it's over, I moved, I am scared, you're scaring me, wait is that your car parked outside my house? STAB!"
 
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"Oh come on now Iris, there's plenty to do, tons of parks, skate parks, waterparks, theatres, pool halls, go kart tracks open everyday, SIR is open every weekend and they have some decent runs, lakes everywhere, the Fringe, Exhibition weekend, not to mention we are so close to tons of awesome lakes.

I came here from North Battleford, you want nothing to do? Go there, lol"

Ok, you're seriously funny. lol.
Yea, I know there's stuff to do, but I just haven't had the time to really explore 'toon yet. Funny because I've lived here for 2 years (minus the summers where I'm a rig-chick). I don't really know all the 'ins' of the place, and most my geo-buddies take off for the summer too, so I'm in the pisser for knowing what's going on.

And you can KEEP your battlefords man, wouldn't want to deprive you of THAT fun! Muahahaha
 
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Well done!

Well done!

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Although the car is awesome, I have to ask...."why did you put that sidemarker on there?" The Euro Focus' have that sweet little triangular one:shrug:


That being said, the car is AWESOME!
 
Klasse Act said:
Although the car is awesome, I have to ask...."why did you put that sidemarker on there?" The Euro Focus' have that sweet little triangular one:shrug:
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Because where the Euro markers go, they would interfere with these:

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I want RS fenders anyways, so when I repaint the car you'll see the triangular markers up there but using LEDs. In the meantime I need these markers to be visible when I'm changing lanes.
 
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