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PP gets rid of the cops...

I remembered this a night or two ago & it needs to be added…when the actual police patrolled the lot Friday night, stopped & asked “what does that mean”, referring to the side of the van. I said “what? The free candy?”, he said “No. The HLA”. I said, “Oh, Hawt Lesbian Action!” Then I proceeded to tell him, “ I hope I get some tonite!” …He somewhat grinned & then pulled off w/o saying anything else, embarrassed.
 
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