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I'm going to bed.

After shoveling my ass off the last few days...I feel like I should be retired. My old surgery spot from a hernia I had when I was ~3 years old was so god damn sore. It still is a bit today too. :(

yeah, i guess i dont have it so bad after all... lol
 
See, you don't have it so bad, you've got Mr. Macho to snowblow the neighborhood. :D ;)
 
god... why do i have to be so young and live so far away? i'm 18, i should be allowed in strip clubs. i mean, i can buy porn. thats basically the same thing


err...there is an 18-plus strip club about 3 miles from my house
and the women there are the hottest strippers i have seen anywhere!!!!
 
hey i can go to strip clubs in pa. and im 18. still havent gotten around to it.

just get the local girls to do it for you on your portable stripper pole
 
True, guess you'll have to come to PA and go to a strip club. Or, you visit Elky and go to "his" strip club. :D

Ian has a portable stripper pole. :cool: I don't want to know.
 
True, guess you'll have to come to PA and go to a strip club. Or, you visit Elky and go to "his" strip club. :D

Ian has a portable stripper pole. :cool: I don't want to know.

if i went with elky, i know i'd end up getting his balls shoved in my face or something. the stories i've heard make me not wanna meet him. lol
 
the elky stories are overly inflated for comedy.
The guy is infectious. He's fun to hang with.

and yeah, go to 18+ clubs. no alcohol, but the girls are super hawt and they get naked fast because sober people are less of a threat.
 
unless you go to the columbia one around me. bunch of creepy toothless girls. not cool not cool at all

i heard horror stories

Those are the clubs that you NEED alky-hol :shocked: !! And you'd only go there once ...

Now it comes out, Ian knows about the toothless chicks at the Columbia club. :D He just added the "I heard horror stories" to throw us off. Your secret is out. ;) :laugh:

Most definitely, you need alky-hol for that place.
 
I realize why I'm on medication.

This is basically my mood when I went to Walmart this evening without taking my meds.

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