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Allen in the off season.

That's why he needs a nice Italian girl from the old country. ;)
 
Looking into the future, if Glenn had children with this mysterious hairy Italian lady, here's something the kids might hear at school...

Yo mama's so hairy…
- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
- Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
- Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
- Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
- Yo mama's so hairy, when she spreads her legs ,the first thing that comes to my mind is "We're going to Bush Gardens."
 
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:drool::drool::drool:
 
Damn Paul, I almost blew my corn pops all over. LMAO!

They shave! It's not like the olden days. :dizzy: :laugh:

All that whining about not getting a ticket to Korea/Japan and the dude prefers Asian women. :confused:
 
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