He fell off the 2ft landing on to concrete a few weeks ago, no roll gonna hurt him!!!! Knowing him, he'd probably have just looked at it, picked it up and started eating it. The look on her face was hilarous when it almost nailed him!
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He fell off the 2ft landing on to concrete a few weeks ago, no roll gonna hurt him!!!! Knowing him, he'd probably have just looked at it, picked it up and started eating it. The look on her face was hilarous when it almost nailed him!
Got another one. Finally crawling into bed Saturday night\Sunday morning and hearing from the wife, "So how far gone are you?" Me: "I'll get back to you."
ryanblacksvt
I'm the Dork who ran 14.9 on PassTime. :)
hahahahahahaha thats good times there man, yeah you were pretty damn wasted dude, more so than I was I think.
1FASTDAD
Hard-core CEG'er
im i think the one about jacquie was the funnest thing i heard out of you all weekend....
dacker "jacquie you gf"
me "yes"
dacker "dam shes hot. Man i would fuc......."(long pause and covers his mouth with left hand making wedding ring quite noticable to those hearing him)
God i think I almost peed my pants i was laughing so hard
dacker "jacquie you gf"
me "yes"
dacker "dam shes hot. Man i would fuc......."(long pause and covers his mouth with left hand making wedding ring quite noticable to those hearing him)
God i think I almost peed my pants i was laughing so hard
You know what's sad, I wouldn't have necessarily needed the liquor to make me say that.:nonono: :laugh:
ryanblacksvt
I'm the Dork who ran 14.9 on PassTime. :)
But would you need the liquor in you to do her,lol Ouch I am soo gonna get kicked in the junk by her for that:laugh:
1FASTDAD
Hard-core CEG'er
true. but it was the only time all weekend you were social about jacquie near me that noticed
Nah.. Just a paper bag.. Oops. sorry, j/k
Actually I'm thinking that should be reversed, she would need the liquor in her to do me
ryanblacksvt
I'm the Dork who ran 14.9 on PassTime. :)
I would hope she wouldnt have the tools to do you:shrug:
1FASTDAD
Hard-core CEG'er
Dont worry i will refer her to this post so she knows what you really think lol
ryanblacksvt
I'm the Dork who ran 14.9 on PassTime. :)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:crazy:
hetfield
or hetfeild
You guys get the
For the relentless pursuit of digging yourselves in deeper...
For the relentless pursuit of digging yourselves in deeper...
That was the only time I actually said anything. I meant no disrespect at all. I just suffer from verbal vomit 24/7
You guys get the
For the relentless pursuit of digging yourselves in deeper...
I stick with what I know and am proficient in!
1FASTDAD
Hard-core CEG'er
dude it was far to funny to get mad over
I could tell you weren't concerned.. Good thing my wife isn't on here though. Although, she'd probably just roll her eyes, she's use to my overly PC ways:laugh:
1FASTDAD
Hard-core CEG'er
lol yeah. you seamed happy to be trashed and "single" for the night
Barge
Hard-core CEG'er
He enjoyed the jaeger bombs, that's for sure.
Damn straight!! I had to try have a few for the other Chicago guys that didn't show:laugh:
Barge
Hard-core CEG'er
I also created the new drink... the "8 Bomb" which went over pretty well later in the night.
V8 splash + jaeger
V8 splash + jaeger