You might be a CEG'er if....

[Pale Horse]

thats a good list. i remember when you first joined and every thread you posted in turned into a

match b/c of how you typed.

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***You Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word. ponder: )

Hahaha. The good old days of obsessive compulsive behavior.

 

[mattsBLK99cSVT]

not sure if any1 posted this im a little too lazy to read but
you might be a ceg'r if you try to wetsand your headlights before even considering buying oem ford ones

 

[cobrawannabe]

...You have a $700 Stage 3+ clutch assy in a 170 whp car

-It took you 3 days to install that clutch

-It is in the 5th transmission you have had in your 70k-mile car

-You take a Ford Contour to dragstrips

-14 seconds is FAST in the 1/4

-Whenever you see a spice rack, all you can think of is hairy chests and dark parking lots

-Your car meets take place at museums

-You can speak better pirate than anyone you've ever met

-A guy called Beans is better than you

 

[xtascox]

It's nice to see this thread back:laugh:

 

[cobrawannabe]

It's nice to see this thread back:laugh:

That's what whipping boys are for

Your car was beaten in a fake video by a Kia, and people on YouTube totally fell for it

 

[95pgt-t]

you might be a ceg'er if you can count the times you've seen elky's "goods":laugh:

 

[Sprebound]

Geez...this is the first time I have even seen this thread. I was reading through the first list from the beginning of the thread and was laughing to myself about how many I agreed with.

 

[SVTRacer]

read all 5 pages to see if mine was gonna be a repost.


but its not.

you might be a Ceg'r if....

-your g/f's initials are C.E.G


:laugh:

(my g/f)

 

[Smalls]

your moms initials are C E G? thats so funny!




:laugh: i keed!

 

[SVTRacer]

hardy har.



go play with linda.





Todd wont mind.....:laugh:

 

[96RedSE5Sp]

Some SOB rubs his testicles on your car at the annual meet, sticks a note on your rear window taunting you about how he's despoiled your pride and joy;


* * *


and you lovingly try to preserve the sticker, hoping it'll last until next year's meet.

(Mine's still going strong).

 

[Bill J. at Team Ford]

You know that that little hook on the fuel door is for.

To hang your gas cap on so it does not hit your shiny new wax job.

 

[BrApple]

You know that that little hook on the fuel door is for.

To hang your gas cap on so it does not hit your shiny new wax job.

lmao, yes I use that all the time ...

 

[blu_fuz]

You might be a CEGer if....

Making an upgrade to your car involves Taurus parts :blackeye:

 

[frenchblueC2]

if you try to plan the timing of your first born in order to still attend Spring Zing.
:laugh:

 

[ElKy]

if you try to plan the timing of your first born in order to still attend Spring Zing.
:laugh:

what type of fool would do that?

 

[elraido]

You might be a CEG'er if try to avoid having your first child around SZ but you end up having it then anyways.

 

[TheMexicanJob]

...if you can't wait to get something other than a contour.

 

[Ray]

If you cant wait to get a Contour, but then can't wait sell it for the POS it is, but kick yourself for a year afterwards and get another one anyway.

 

[royalblue]

if you try to plan the timing of your first born in order to still attend Spring Zing.
:laugh:

we picked up our mystique on the same day our second child was born:shrug: