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Hey y'all, do farts have lumps? Oh please, please say yes! You know why Kansas has the yellow brick road... if you saw a twister like that it would scare the pi$$ outta you too! :laugh:
 
kansas 98 csvt said:
Hey y'all, do farts have lumps? Oh please, please say yes! You know why Kansas has the yellow brick road... if you saw a twister like that it would scare the pi$$ outta you too! :laugh:
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funny story about lumpy farts...

i was doing a roof once with a couple of guys when one of them yelled up to me..
Him: "Hey!! Are farts lumpy?"
Me: "Uh..No"
Him: "Then I definitely just sh*t myself!!"

the home owner was standing in a window right in front of him and burst out laughing.
i almost fell off the roof.
 
Im only on page two....:shrug:

HOLY ****!!!!!!!

Edit: The holy **** was for those that play counter strike source. Anybody here?
 
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