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Official bring your g/f to CEG thread and kick AJ's nuts

Ash2010 said:
first of all, they rnt that little sorry that a 95lbs girl doesnt have DD's second of all show some respect seriously, i mean common. and i cant help that i like my eyes in that pic. oh and when i read that you wanted to take my tits for a test drive i puked by the way :nonono: only Devan can drive this.:laugh:
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My Girlfriends only 95lbs and she's bordering on D's :shrug:. You're still young.... give em' a chance to grow :laugh:

Also, Don't worry about the test drive, I'm sure Barge will be gentle.
 
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Pudmunkie said:
My Girlfriends only 95lbs and she's bordering on D's :shrug:. Don't worry about the test drive, I'm sure Barge will be gentle.:laugh:
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i call shotgun!!!:laugh:


oh wait way to young for me
 
I got shottie what are you thinking :crazy:. those are mine, you got your own set bagged.
 
Pudmunkie said:
My Girlfriends only 95lbs and she's bordering on D's :shrug:. You're still young.... give em' a chance to grow :laugh:

Also, Don't worry about the test drive, I'm sure Barge will be gentle.
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then shes lieing to you, orrrr she got a boob job, or she lost hell lotta weight cuz thats not possible, i know my mom deals with that :censored::censored::censored::censored: :) so next time u try to be smart, dont
 
MxRacer said:
i'm not claiming to know what all women think, you are. :idea:
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"judging by the age of your current g/f, i'd say that they think muscle-bound guys with hair on their chest is "icky". i'm sure they prefer hairless bird-chested blokes instead."

then what is that smartie? yeah remember what you say please, so then i dont have to waste my time reminding you every 10 seconds, i have to do that with Devan and dont have time to for someone else too.
 
Ash2010 said:
then shes lieing to you, orrrr she got a boob job, or she lost hell lotta weight cuz thats not possible, i know my mom deals with that :censored::censored::censored::censored: :) so next time u try to be smart, dont
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Where is Barge? He grabbed a few handfuls at the last party....


OK ok ok, she's 100lbs but I say 95 to be nice :laugh:. But seriously... no weight loss, no boob jobs. Them sum:censored:s are all real :cool:
 
Pudmunkie said:
Where is Barge? He grabbed a few handfuls at the last party....


OK ok ok, she's 100lbs but I say 95 to be nice :laugh:. But seriously... no weight loss, no boob jobs. Them sum:censored:s are all real :cool:
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hahaha ask her what estrogen pills she takes then, then let her know that they make them from horse pee. im done talking to you now :)
 
MxRacer said:
good god. now i know why i can't stand most teenagers today. :help:
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hahhaha oh yeah because its my fault i have to sit here and deal with pricks like you, excuse me i believe YOU guys started this, so if you dont wanna deal, then dont mess with me, i dont give a crap if you hate me just dont diss me and ill leave you the :censored::censored::censored::censored: alone. and now im done talking to you too, sweet we are making process here :)
 
Ash2010 said:
hahhaha oh yeah because its my fault i have to sit here and deal with pricks like you, excuse me i believe YOU guys started this, so if you dont wanna deal, then dont mess with me, i dont give a crap if you hate me just dont diss me and ill leave you the :censored::censored::censored::censored: alone. and now im done talking to you too, sweet we are making process here :)
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process? or progress? and i'm a prick? you haven't seen anything.... yet!
 
Ash2010 said:
you have nothing to show, hate to break it to you.:shrug:
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Ash2010 said:
hahaha ask her what estrogen pills she takes then, then let her know that they make them from horse pee. im done talking to you now :)
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We call em baby killers, main purpose... Prevent things like you. Secondary purpose.... Bigger boobs.
 
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