Haiku for a CEL

[WingBender]

Little orange glow
Beckoning to me again
My Check Engine light

 

[Smalls]

what?

edit: im an idiot. i get it now...

 

[Lord Stanley]

That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard, but it was good :laugh:

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[SVTcontourSVT]

Hah thats pretty funny, you crack me up man. Been a while since I wrote a haiku!

 

[WingBender]

Haiku for a water pump

Haiku for a water pump

Plastic impeller
Breaks into many pieces
Temperature high

 

[WingBender]

Haiku for a wheel bearing

Haiku for a wheel bearing

The noise is so loud
I can not hear my Kenwood
Will the wheel fall off?

 

[Smalls]

alright man, no need to create another thread

 

[Lord Stanley]

alright man, no need to create another thread

Hmm, I think someone wants to post in the classifieds

 

[WingBender]

alright man, no need to create another thread

My apologies
I will not spam the forum
I love my SE

 

[Smalls]

Hmm, I think someone wants to post in the classifieds

really? lol. i think the mods should just extend his limit to 500 posts instead of 50

 

[Lord Stanley]

really? lol. i think the mods should just extend his limit to 500 posts instead of 50

That could back-fire causing the CEG public to read another 450 haikus, LOL...

 

[Ray]

If only he had read the classifieds forum rules... he'd see that it is no longer 50 posts.. it is now two months time on the forums..
Which he already has..

So all he needed to do was contact a classifieds mod to ask about this being remedied.

 

[WingBender]

Classifieds for me?
I will not need to use them
She is not for sale

 

[Smalls]

so you were just being annoying? lol

 

[Ray]

Classifieds for me?
I will not need to use them
She is not for sale

Do you like to leave?
a vacation is coming.
one more haiku left

haha

 

[SVTcontourSVT]

haha this is too funny!

 

[WingBender]

Do you like to leave?
a vacation is coming.
one more haiku left

Brilliant!

 

[rouar]

I drove to Spring Zing
Some guy put balls on my car
The sticker remains

 

[Kremithefrog]

I drove to Spring Zing
Some guy put balls on my car
The sticker remains

Hahahahah best one yet.

 

[hetfield]

i Drove To Spring Zing
Some Guy Put Balls On My Car
The Sticker Remains

Lmgdao!