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God bless exercising!
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RespectTheContour
Hard-core CEG'er
amen to that!
frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
oddly enough, Oprah, of all people, helped fan this fad flame and popularize this form of exercise.
omg, mental picture of oprah on that pole!!! where's the delete key, when u need one?!?!
BloodyTomFlint
Three-balled plunderer of booty
Well, I used to like this idea. Thanks for forever burning an image of Oprah on a pole into my mind. Tittie bars will never be the same...
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frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
I don't think she actually uses it!
She just brought some experts onto her show to talk about it or something.
I never saw the episode, but that's just what I heard. I make a point not to watch that ish.
She just brought some experts onto her show to talk about it or something.
I never saw the episode, but that's just what I heard. I make a point not to watch that ish.
BloodyTomFlint
Three-balled plunderer of booty
I hope not. But my memories are still tainted.
MAZDASPEED
Hard-core CEG'er
"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, damn right it's better than theirs.....I can teach you, but I'd have to charge...."
ctmystique
Hard-core CEG'er
Now that's a scary picture.
1st off... wtf were you looking for on ebay that you stumbled upon this? Need something for your G/F to do in the garage while your working on your car?!? Bring one to SZ 08 !!! j/k.... but yeah, that's freaking halarious! The oprah bit... oh god.... I think I need to go beat my head against a wall to get that image out of my head...
j/k.... but yeah, that's freaking halarious! The oprah bit... oh god.... I think I need to go beat my head against a wall to get that image out of my head...BloodyTomFlint
Three-balled plunderer of booty
I've been doing that for two days. It isn't working...
forget the exercising, i need one of those for the parties at my house...
most of the chicks end up nekkid anyway, might as well put the pole up for even more fun!
most of the chicks end up nekkid anyway, might as well put the pole up for even more fun!
BloodyTomFlint
Three-balled plunderer of booty
I have to start hanging out with you then.
its not me..its the house.....
frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
Seriously, there's something in the air at that house.
bishop375
Hard-core CEG'er
I agree.
I keep trying to bottle some to bring to our house... but things just break there.
Like the floor.
frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
word
Maybe cats chase the mojo away or something because it's the same with our place.
bishop375
Hard-core CEG'er
There's some irony there. But I'll let it be.