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Fav Pick Up Lines!

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Yawak

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from both genders of course, i'll start off with a few of my favs...

-do you have any (insert your nationality here) in you?
would you like some?:laugh:

-did it hurt when you fell?
it's a long way to fall from heaven.

-aren't you tired?
u've been running around in my mind all day.

let the fun begin! :laugh:
 
Say this:
your (amount years married) years
(number) kids
and one mortgage to late.
but I'm willing to make an exception in your case.


She can never say you didn't tell her:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

This one for the Cell phone crowd:

Why are you on the phone when your man is standing right in front of you.:cool:
 
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"wanna go out with me baby? i drive a contour svt."

oh wait that never works :nonono::nonono::nonono:
 
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.


hahahaha my favorites...
 
Does that stuff really work? I'd think today's women are little more sophisticated than to fall for any of these kind of lines....unless they're drunk! :laugh:
Karl
 
its all in the presentation if they work or not. I found they best work as an ice breaker/small joke to show that you don't take yourself too serious or this big dating game stuff.
 
Recoveryone said:
its all in the presentation if they work or not. I found they best work as an ice breaker/small joke to show that you don't take yourself too serious or this big dating game stuff.
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Well, one thing is for sure: you'll find out whether the woman has a sense of humor or not! :laugh: I never was any good at small talk but I did okay in my day.
Karl
 
"Can we skip the small talk, I mean all we are really talking about here is the exchange of bodily fluids." A Beautiful Mind
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I was watching that today and thought it was funny:shrug:.
 
it never works but it's a great way to start up a convo, women do enjoy someone with a sense of humor.
 
"Can I buy you a drink- or do you just want the money?"

"Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?"

"I'm leaving this place- want to come?"

:laugh:
 
"That shirt is very becoming on you. But, if I were on you, I'd be coming on you, too."

This instantly conveys that you are polished and sophisticated.
 
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