did you guys get your tickets yet?
....tickets to the GUN SHOW!!! *tries to flex*
....tickets to the GUN SHOW!!! *tries to flex*
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How many bodybuilders does it take to change a light bulb?
Pen_Two
Is not easliy amused.
Wait, how many to turn the house while one holds the bulb?
I sure hope you didn't use any on these one-liners to pick up Ang :shrug: . Please tell me you didn't !
one liners are great....
"Are you form Heaven? 'Cuz I've got an erection!"
hehe
"Are you form Heaven? 'Cuz I've got an erection!"
hehe
This is the one Paul used on Ang :
Are you tired ?? Cause you've been running through my mind all night !
Are you tired ?? Cause you've been running through my mind all night !
Pen_Two
Is not easliy amused.
Nah, I bet Paul did this:
"Hey Baby, you want to play some baseball ... I'll even let you steal 2nd."
"Hey Baby, you want to play some baseball ... I'll even let you steal 2nd."
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LOL 
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!!chknhwk
CEG'er
Robot Chicken, FTW!!
Pen_Two
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chknhwk
CEG'er
I don't know, I still like this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAL7w2ybTfQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAL7w2ybTfQ
Pen_Two
Is not easliy amused.
I still like Piper going, "Hey hey hey ya ****in Nazi, how are ya?!"