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Death of the tinkmobile

Pen_Two said:
As long as they're not the droopy type, who cares. :laugh:
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I wouldn't know.

You know, I once told her boyfriend that my sister wasnt allowed to lose her virginity till she was married, at least 34 and has had 3 kids. I try to pretend that she is following my rules.

Gawd I am glad I am having a 3rd son. I would be horrible to boyfriends if I ever had a daughter.

Oh well, I am probably offline for 2 weeks for work reasons. Feel free to perv without me.
 
Nezerconezer said:
So she has to addopt 3 kids BEFORE she gets to lose it?
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no, natural child birth.

Immaculate conception times three.

CRGkart44 said:
before you go... we need a full body pic... DUH
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you guys can always come to south dakota for a visit.... I should add that with me as an older brother, she is rather violent. I can see the next thread, Pics of CEGers beat up by the driver of the tinkmobile. :D
 
FunInNorthDakota said:
no, natural child birth.

Immaculate conception times three.
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Doesn't mean I can't...oh never mind. I find the lack of pictures in here disturbing.

FunInNorthDakota said:
you guys can always come to south dakota for a visit.... I should add that with me as an older brother, she is rather violent. I can see the next thread, Pics of CEGers beat up by the driver of the tinkmobile. :D
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Oh I love a rough woman. :drool:
 
you know... I used to think I was a pervert and would burn in hell for the things I think about women. Then I started using the internet, and I got a whole lot more perverted. Then I stopped believing I would burn in hell because I became a buddhist and realized the whole god thing was a lie. Then I started paying attention to other people on the internet, and realized I am not that bad of a person after all.


THANKS CEG:nonono:
 
CRGkart44 said:
a little too far.. esp since there is nothing out there.
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Lot of really hot girls in my town. It is a college town, like more than a third of the population of this town is college girls.

Do the math, town population 10,000
college population 6800

town population is counting the full time college students.

My college is 53% female.

:edit I am getting off now, with work being the way it is I probably wont be on for a while, have fun.
 
FunInNorthDakota said:
Lot of really hot girls in my town. It is a college town, like more than a third of the population of this town is college girls.

Do the math, town population 10,000
college population 6800

town population is counting the full time college students.

My college is 53% female.

:edit I am getting off now, with work being the way it is I probably wont be on for a while, have fun.
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So, Where in SD do you live?
 
FunInNorthDakota said:
Lot of really hot girls in my town. It is a college town, like more than a third of the population of this town is college girls.

Do the math, town population 10,000
college population 6800

town population is counting the full time college students.

My college is 53% female.

:edit I am getting off now, with work being the way it is I probably wont be on for a while, have fun.
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Vermilion?
 
LOL. I mentioned this thread to my gf and she said I had no right to laugh because when I was younger I ogled my friends sister when she turned 15, got cute and all of a sudden filled a DD cup.
 
Dyoel182 said:
LOL. I mentioned this thread to my gf and she said I had no right to laugh because when I was younger I ogled my friends sister when she turned 15, got cute and all of a sudden filled a DD cup.
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ogling a friend's sister is not the same as ogling your own sister
 
No omaha isnt that far a drive, I go there semi regularly, its a hair over 2 hours.

elraido said:
Vermilion?
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you would think with all the stuff I bought from people on here, everyone would know that. Yes I live in vermillion. Come to town in 2 and a half months and ogle all the college girls you want who will be walking around in their skimpy clothing their parents wouldnt allow them to wear while they still lived at home. GAWD, I love this town. No matter how old I get, there are plenty of hot girls with revealing clothes, most of them are legal, and its not hard to weed out the highschoolers.

Turns out I didnt have to leave last night, but I do tonight. Update on the serious side of things though, I finally got the other persons insurance information. The other driver was some girl who turned 16 the day before the accident, so I wonder if the tracker was her birthday present. Honestly, I think that would be funny if it was. 2002 Chevy Tracker. I googled the girl and found her name in the paper 4 times for previous traffic tickets. HOW DO YOU GET 3 SPEEDING TICKETS BEFORE YOU TURN 16. They were big ones to boot.

I would hate to think that my sisters boobs were responsible for organizing a north central meet....:blackeye:
 
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