Fav Pick Up Lines!

[Yawak]

this is the best y'all can do, definitely disappointed.... :nonono:

 

[LauraSVT]

this is the best y'all can do, definitely disappointed.... :nonono:

Up here in the northern locales, we don't get to practice them as often as you might in the PROC. Don't want to get overzealous, say, in February, and start throwing pick up lines around in a bar where everyone is wearing flannel shirts and ski masks. That sh*t could have the makings of going bad. Better to wait until summer when you can see her breasts and the whites of her eyes.

 

[Yawak]

Up here in the northern locales, we don't get to practice them as often as you might in the PROC. Don't want to get overzealous, say, in February, and start throwing pick up lines around in a bar where everyone is wearing flannel shirts and ski masks. That sh*t could have the makings of going bad. Better to wait until summer when you can see her breasts and the whites of her eyes.

as far as i know, there are no geographical limitations or rather weather related impairments which concerns the use of beer googles. :laugh:





but i do understand where ur coming from though, yikes!

 

[jamesmason1]

insert creepy acsent from silence of the lambs:

It comes back to my house when I tell it to!!

end creepy voice.

be careful or you could end up in jail:laugh: