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Egregious sticker crimes and general absurdity

Back when I lived in NM, there were alot of cars that were a "rice/lowrider" hybrid...my fave was an early-90s Sentra that had been "lowered" via use of four space-saver spares!

For my next project car, I'm gonna rice out a K-Car. In addition to space-savers (with plastic wheel covers resembling spoked wheels), I'll use the (stolen) wooden bench from a picnic table as the rear wing, stickers from Help!, Bondo, Rust-Oleum and J-B Weld, a *real* coffee-can muffler (hanging out past the bumper so you can see "Maxwell House" on it). And, for the final touch...remember those plastic-laminated tables with the photo of wood? I figure I can find a carbon-fiber plastic laminate for the hood!:crazy:
 
Ha! What a turd! Hooker headers on a Honda! Looks like the advertisers missed their demographic. :laugh:
 
bcubed said:
Back when I lived in NM, there were alot of cars that were a "rice/lowrider" hybrid...my fave was an early-90s Sentra that had been "lowered" via use of four space-saver spares!

For my next project car, I'm gonna rice out a K-Car. In addition to space-savers (with plastic wheel covers resembling spoked wheels), I'll use the (stolen) wooden bench from a picnic table as the rear wing, stickers from Help!, Bondo, Rust-Oleum and J-B Weld, a *real* coffee-can muffler (hanging out past the bumper so you can see "Maxwell House" on it). And, for the final touch...remember those plastic-laminated tables with the photo of wood? I figure I can find a carbon-fiber plastic laminate for the hood!:crazy:
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Definitely gonna need pics. Speaking of which, no one else wants to play?
 
bcubed said:
Back when I lived in NM, there were alot of cars that were a "rice/lowrider" hybrid...my fave was an early-90s Sentra that had been "lowered" via use of four space-saver spares!

For my next project car, I'm gonna rice out a K-Car. In addition to space-savers (with plastic wheel covers resembling spoked wheels), I'll use the (stolen) wooden bench from a picnic table as the rear wing, stickers from Help!, Bondo, Rust-Oleum and J-B Weld, a *real* coffee-can muffler (hanging out past the bumper so you can see "Maxwell House" on it). And, for the final touch...remember those plastic-laminated tables with the photo of wood? I figure I can find a carbon-fiber plastic laminate for the hood!:crazy:
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car nationals in syracuse new york had a car few years back that was a ford model t wagon lookin thing with a bunch of junk on it and it wasnt painted it was all rust. ill have to find my pics of it when i go home and ill post em. he ended up winning a prize too
 
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