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Sex without the loud moaning is possible, just not as fun. ;)

Next time it happens, mimick her moans back to her. She'll be embarassed and it'll spoil the moment for them. They'll love you after that. ;)
 
LOL @ Kim!

my roomate and i had an unspoken rule about situations like this...
it didnt matter who was getting laid, we would act like nothing was going on.
i would walk in on him getting some and just walk by and say "whats up man?"
he would reply "me"
sometimes we would even have short conversations while boots were getting knocked.
"you getting breakfast in the cafe tomorrow?"
etc.
the chicks would sometimes get freaked out.
but it was fun.
 
ElKy said:
LOL @ Kim!

my roomate and i had an unspoken rule about situations like this...
it didnt matter who was getting laid, we would act like nothing was going on.
i would walk in on him getting some and just walk by and say "whats up man?"
he would reply "me"
sometimes we would even have short conversations while boots were getting knocked.
"you getting breakfast in the cafe tomorrow?"
etc.
the chicks would sometimes get freaked out.
but it was fun.
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bwahahhaa, hilarious. I need to remembe this ****.
 
Since I bought my house, I never had any ambition to put new interior doors back in, since I put all new carpet in, and the old doors wouldn't open anymore. I live alone, so no real reason to right now. A buddy of mine needed a place to stay for a few months, so I let him stay at my place. The reason he was staying with me, was because he was living with his girlfriend, and they had broke up. So he wasn't trying to have any girls over. Well, that didn't stop me! He'd tell me from time to time that he could hear me going to town the night before. Well no kidding!! I'm right across the hallway, and we have no doors!! LOL

Mark
 
House with no doors! I'd love that.
I hate closing doors, especially when I got to the bathroom. THAT'S how lazy I am.
I get flack all the time for parading around nude and not closing doors/shades.
Pfft, our elderly neighbors could use the show, regardless of how unsexy it is.
 
frenchblueC2 said:
House with no doors! I'd love that.
I hate closing doors, especially when I got to the bathroom. THAT'S how lazy I am.
I get flack all the time for parading around nude and not closing doors/shades.
Pfft, our elderly neighbors could use the show, regardless of how unsexy it is.
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Ewwwwwwww.
 
Reminds me of the TL channel Life Lessons. Remember to save enough money for drapes after purchasing your home. Old guy says, "Jackpot".
 
frenchblueC2 said:
House with no doors! I'd love that.
I hate closing doors, especially when I got to the bathroom.
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Haha, I still have the bathroom doors. They open INTO the bathroom, over the old linoleum tile that's still in there. Once I tear the entire bathroom apart for the remodel in the spring, I'll put some new doors in.

Mark
 
Barge said:
Well if that is gorss to you there's always the thought of me parading around my house when the roommates are gone in underwear or less... it's liberating and stuff :p
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MxRacer said:
he has to have a twosome first. can't run before you walk, grasshopper.

speaking of threesomes, how's kait doing away at school?
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Ask her buddy. From what she tells me, she's shot you down on many occasions when you go up there and try to get some.

our convo's:

Kait : Dave came to big rapids again
me: LOLerskates...oh ya, how long before the cops showed up this time?
Kait: Oh, I don't know, about 10 min. I had time to make a sandwich.
me: Oh ya? What kind?
Kait: PB&J
Me: Damn, I love Peanut butter and jelly.
Kait: Ya, It does more for me than DAVE EVER WILL.
Me: ::snickering thinking of Dave's drive home 3 hrs in his mootang:::
Kait: Just like water does more for me then Barge.

PB&J FTW.

-Tim :cool:
 
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