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[xh20x]

what happens when you dont put oil in your car

 

[Beans]

good job.

10

 

[RawBurt]

good job.

10

I'm gonna hafta second that one. :laugh:

 

[AliasJerk]

*raises hand*

OH OH OH!!! I have an awesome question!

why didnt you put oil in your engine?

 

[xh20x]

not me, bought it like this for $800

 

[BloodyTomFlint]

I guess you are off the hook then.

 

[kouksie]

*raises hand*

OH OH OH!!! I have an awesome question!

why didnt you put oil in your engine?

I laughed so hard that coffee came out of my nose when I read this.

 

[zorrex]

I think I'm now permanently flacid. Poor thing.

 

[kouksie]

I think I'm now permanently flacid. Poor thing.

*snorts more coffee out nose*
Jeeez guys, the one liners today are killing me with laughter!
You're saving me from an otherwise deathly boring afternoon.

Zorrex, I hope you find the strength to move on from this.

 

[beyondloadedSE]

Did you buy it from a woman? onder:

 

[kouksie]

Did you buy it from a woman? onder:

Oh come on now...
I'll have you know that the ONLY engine damage ever caused in our familys' fleet of vehicles was due to my dad!
We're not all the same...
Just like all men AREN'T scumbags, right? Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

 

[xh20x]

no it wasn't from a woman, but the guy that sold it to me said that it just stopped working one day(full of shicken) and that it is probably a bad starter motor.

 

[elraido]

I laughed so hard that coffee came out of my nose when I read this.

ewwwwwww coffee. only with 5 sugars and 5 creamers.

 

[kouksie]

ewwwwwww coffee. only with 5 sugars and 5 creamers.

I dare you to try and make it through my job without at least 100,000 coffees a day.
Ok, so maybe I'm exaggerating a bit...but I drink my coffee with cream and sugar, so it's decent. Keeps me awake. I'd marry coffee if I could. Whiskey too, but that's a whole different story....

 

[EuroTour]

I like you.

 

[kouksie]

I like you.

Wherever this was directed, it's a very nice, quaint message

Happy Friday to you! I'm excessively happy today, hopefully the mood is catching

 

[Barge]

I like you.

Did you temper that comment with the realization that she's Canadian?

 

[kouksie]

Did you temper that comment with the realization that she's Canadian?

Greek-Canadian, thankyouverymuch!

 

[EuroTour]

Greek-Canadian, thankyouverymuch!

Any back hair? :drool:

 

[kouksie]

Any back hair?

Unfortunately not. Though I'm hopeful that one day, my genetics will hit me full-throttle and let me grow a goatee faster than *any* man I know, or some wicked sideburns. I remain hopefully optimistic....

I'll just have to keep working on the 'stache for now....