Originally posted by LocoGSR:
Originally posted by Rara:
Now I just need to figure out exactly how I'm going to beat Stazi, and Jim, and Rick, and a few of the other guys for the Ultimate Contour Shootout

Get a Zetec.



more specifically: a Zetec with a couple turbonators (i think that's what they're called... the spiral things that go in the intake...), a resistor soldered into the IAT sensor to fool the engine into thinking it's performing much better than it is, 4 or 5 of those exhaust pipe spinner things, a turbo whistle in front of those inside the tail pipe, a BOV (even though you don't have a turbo, trust me, it sounds tight..), gold chains for spark plug wires (makes for a killer engine bay, too), vinyl all over the car, including custom graphics and pornography, windows tinted to 0% forcing you to drive with your head sticking out the sunroof - also making you the coolest guy in town, 12 inch steel wheels, each with a different spinning hubcap, triple bladed and chromed single windshield wiper mod, altezza tail light on the left and euro on the right (i forgot to say - black car), custom purple model-painted interior with model airplanes hanging from the ceiling, and top it off with an 8-track player.


i went a bit further with that than i had originally planned to, but i think that would actually make a hell of a car.
it'll have the looks, the speed and the- uh. the.

what?

What do you mean, rhetorical question? 1998.5 SVT --> http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2155561/1 #4619 of 6535, born Feb 18, 1998. i'm a smarta$$, don't take it personally