Well I changed the UIM/LIM gaskets and I am 99% sure I hooked everything back up right. I also swapped out plugs and wires and put in Bosch Platinum 4205's, which Autozone told me are stock replacements, as well as the Bosch website.

When I try to start the car the starter turns, the cam sprockets spin, but if feels like it starts "too smoothly" like the pistons arent moving or there is no compression.

I have no idea where to start on this, anyone have any ideas?