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I disagree... if we are talking about run of the mill,out of the can,Wendy's Chili, the quantity of Chili is infinite...not possible. If its real, 5 alarm, homemade, melt your Pallete Chili, I'd say 14.4 bowls R.M.S..... 
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it all depends on the porting of your anal cavity plus the accoustic qualities of a good porcelien speaker box.as long as theres a good seal 180 db should b no problem pr fart helps especially with the repititive trance type ass bass lines.more points 4 me
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Originally posted by el contouro:
it all depends on the porting of your anal cavity plus the accoustic qualities of a good porcelien speaker box.as long as theres a good seal 180 db should b no problem pr fart helps especially with the repititive trance type ass bass lines.more points 4 me
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it all depends on the porting of your anal cavity plus the accoustic qualities of a good porcelien speaker box.as long as theres a good seal 180 db should b no problem pr fart helps especially with the repititive trance type ass bass lines.more points 4 me
the end Do you have a diagram for that? Where is the best place to mount the microphone? Would this be in an outlaw SPL competition? If that was the case, you could place the mike on the inside of the box? 
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El Contorno, You have it all wrong you need some sort of acoustic boost for you fart. A huge horn attached to your rectum would be fine. This is a loaded question really. People like el contorno who had their ass used a little too often by prison mates will be able to produce deeper bass than a woman, for instance, who we all know isn't physically capable of farting. My answer is 12 bowls. 
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Whoa you guys don't want to use that much chili! More does not equal better or louder. If you get too much chili in there you will block off the outlet making the fart into a stain on your shorts. The following diagram should help out:  As you can see, Roland would only require 2.1 bowls of chili to break the barrier. Now Roland is loose from all those prison "oops I dropped the soap" episodes. So his pressure is only 12 psi. If you had a tight end like me the pressure would be significantly more!
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i have noticed putting ice in the bowl helps shrink the anal cavity giving u a tighter ass bass plus feels really nice on the back spray if u r eating burning rectum chili.
97 gsxr lotsa good stuff 4 sale
95 talon tsi awd turbo loaded sold
95 se 2.5 mtx loaded (fragile handle with care)2 motors 3 trannies
custom y with hi flo cat,custom dynomax exhaust,upper cat mod
superchip,udp,bat\kkm,proflow maf,ford 9mm wires,svt throttle body,svt intake manifold ,custom kevlar clutch,16 pd. flywheel,svt motor mounts ,svt gauges,eibachs\h&r,omp strut brace,dark chrome 16" rials with 225/50 dunlops,cwazy amounts of audio
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wow! i have now seen everything.......
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Originally posted by The Honkeytonk Monkey:
It usually goes straight down the sh!tter. Looks like its already there!
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Dave is right, this game is way better when I'm not trying... Now who wants to see a picture of a gorilla with a monkey stuck up it's butt?
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