Actually Dave, I'm five feet long, but thin as a twizzler. I use my long john for things like water skiing and wearing as a scarf in the long winter months (if I had photoshop right now, I could shut this topic down in less than five minutes....)
Has anybody been keeping track of points? I think it's just us three left... sigh... we are the only people disgusting enough to withstand this type of "humor"