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When did Tim go to a gay bar? DETAILS!
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Originally posted by svtcarboy:
When did Tim go to a gay bar? DETAILS! Ut oh......here it comes!!!!
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Favorite bar? Yeah, but then it went under new management and, um, "catered to the other lifestyle". I didn't realize this at the time, of course. So I went in there and was getting loaded up, and was feeling kinda perplexed by the large guy/girl ratio in the place. I guess they didn't like my shirt (I'll admit it didn't really match my outfit), 'cause before I knew it, they ripped it off and tried messing with me. The next couple of minutes were a blur.... Next thing I knew, 5 people are lying on the floor, and their blood is all over me (mostly on my hands/knuckles). Fortunately, I had some help, as T-red was there with me, and he helped me GTF outta there. I'm sure he'll jump in with the rest of the story sooner or later....
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Well, I was trying to hook up with the only girl in the place (she was kinda chunky, but hey, fat girls need love too), and next thing I know, "It's Raining Men" starts playing. I hear Steve yelling at the top of his lungs to me, saying "Let's get the **** outta here!" Before I can get Bunny's phone number, I see a topless Steve throwing helicopter punches at like 4-5 guys. He was swinging like a windmill in Holland. Well, I guess he got dizzy swinging so hard, that he lost conciousness(sp). He statgered around and came too. I picked him up, and we bailed at top speed to the parking lot. We hid around the corner and waited about 45 minutes. His car got towed and I told him to hold on, I would go call for a Taxi. Well, Bunny and 2 of her friends were at the Jiffy store so I started talking to her. I kinda forgot about Steve, so I guess he called someone else for a ride.....Well, this is where the story gets real good.....
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No, actually Steve called me for a ride. I was down at my mom's house, not too far from Frederick in Laurel, MD. Just finished eating dinner when the phone rings and it's Steve on the other end all incoherent and stuff. The only thing I could get out of him was the name of the bar, and the fact that he needed a ride home for some reason. Took me about 30 minutes to get up to Fredrick, I had the speedo pegged on my mighty Zetec for most of the way there.
As I was pulling up to the bar, Tim comes riding along in his Zetec (little known fact, Tim had a Zetec before his SVT) looking for love in all the wrong places. He sees Steve standing there shirtless and gets all excited and stuff. I hop out of the car and ask Steve what's up just as Tim is getting out of his car. Tim starts to get all hot and bothered by the site of Steve standing there shirtless, wearing his aviator sunglasses. I guess the smell of Drakkar mixed with the Pabst Blue Ribbon that Steve had been drinking that night was just too much for Tim.
About that same time, Bunny and Neil wander out of the Jiffy Store with a bottle of MD 20/20. Seems like they needed a little more to drink. Neil sees that Tim is making some unwanted advances on Steve and straight clobbers Tim over the head with the bottle. Tim is out cold. We all decide it's time to head home, so we drag him to the door stoop of the bar and leave him there.... What happened to Tim after that is anyone's guess......
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not that I mind the story and all..
but what happened to the next national meet?
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*shutters in disgust* 
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I vote for Dallas, and I am willing to help organize the event.
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3,500 miles round trip?? No thanks. And if you think I'm off on the mileage.. I've lived in CC and have driven the distance.
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I vote Texas too.
No matter where it's done, people will be left out. Maybe us Texas guys can get a Spring Zing South together.
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