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#592064 04/02/03 12:54 AM
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Stole this from another site.

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving
the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

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#592065 04/02/03 01:19 AM
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LMAO! I'll bet they will be paying MUCH better attention to anything that man does in the future.


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wow that is hillarious. im hoping to do something in the medical field after high school not like it is going to happen. if neone is in the medical field...can you give me some info on it and what to take in college and all that great stuff any info would help (sorry i hijacked your topic)


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im hungry, anyone else?


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poor dead guy! no respect! lol


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#592069 04/02/03 04:24 AM
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LMAO!!! Good one


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Originally posted by proliphik:
wow that is hillarious. im hoping to do something in the medical field after high school not like it is going to happen. if neone is in the medical field...can you give me some info on it and what to take in college and all that great stuff any info would help (sorry i hijacked your topic)




they have a major called pre-med. sounds like thats what you're after. btw, great joke.


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#592072 04/03/03 08:05 PM
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Nasty joke! But a good one, too!
Cadavers are quite nasty, btw. Anyone else have experience w/ cadavers?


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#592073 04/03/03 08:13 PM
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That joke is so old! Funny though!


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