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Smoking Is Dangerous
By JARED HOLSTEIN


Blessed be the acrid olfactory kiss of torched tires. Burnouts are as American as apple pie and obesity and were born from that all-American motorsport, drag racing. Burnouts allow racers to heat and clean specially constructed tires and lay two stripes of sticky, fresh rubber. Doing a burnout on street tires makes a lot of smoke, removes layers of expensive rubber, and accomplishes nothing of dynamic significance. But it does elicit a big grin from the driver and perhaps the police officer who will write the ticket for an ??unsafe start.?

Burnouts occur when engine power, and often use of the brakes, overcomes the driven tires?? ability to maintain adhesion with the road, and the heat caused by the friction between the tires and road surface melts the rubber, causing smoke.

Here are 10 cars with which to express your disdain for traffic law (only where legal, please). You may notice a disproportionate percentage of American iron in the list. ??Merican muscle has a long and proud tradition of doing better burnouts than vehicles born elsewhere ?? such is our love of reasonably priced, rear-wheel-drive vehicles with large-displacement, torquey engines.

Why is there no Ferrari in this list? No Porsche? High-powered sports and supercars are generally not ideal burnout machines, as they wear huge, sticky tires that are more difficult to start spinning, and the weight of the engine is often perched over the driven tires. Expensive, high-power rear-wheel-drive cars, usually European, have all sorts of electronic stability- and traction-control systems that are next to impossible to defeat. In any case, burnouts offend their continental sensibilities.

The CARandDRIVER.com Top 10 Burnout Kings of 2007 are ranked in descending order of published horsepower. All performance metrics were gathered from vehicle research data published on CARandDRIVER.com.

Top 10 Burnout Cars


Shelby GT500 Convertible
Chevrolet Corvette Z06
Cadillac XLR-V
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Dodge Ram SRT10: If any vehicle is more conducive to burnouts, we don??t know about it. Dodge stuffed in the 500-hp, 8.3-liter Viper V-10 backed by a six-speed manual to create the fastest production truck in the world (147 mph). Hooliganism is guaranteed, as is creating a Superfund site every time you dump the clutch.

Cadillac XLR-V: Under all those aggressive, creased body lines is a Corvette chassis married to a supercharged and intercooled 4.4-liter Northstar V-8 producing 443 horsepower to motivate the quickest Cadillac ever. That huge number connects with not-particularly-wide 255mm rear tires, making for rubber hazed more readily than a fat boy in boot camp. We suggest you torch the tires with the hardtop down.

Chevrolet Corvette: With the wimpiest example making 400 horsepower, any Corvette has little trouble incinerating the inevitable Goodyears strapped to the back. Coupe, convertible, automatic, standard, Z06, base model, whatever ?? any Vette smokes meats better than a Texas BBQ.

Pontiac GTO: Rental-car looks only encourage you to lay waste to the GTO??s rear tires as if Avis would be replacing them. The 400-hp Corvette-sourced LS2 turns tarmac into a cheese grater once you disable the traction control. Despite a published base price of $32K, a lukewarm reception by buyers means you can get a GTO for significantly less.

Jaguar S-type R: Coventry was considerate enough of vulgar American sensibilities to supply a traction/stability-control kill switch in its elegant S-type R. With windows up to protect the bird??s-eye maple and Connolly leather, full access to 400 supercharged ponies will liquefy costly rubber in a spectacular and ungentlemanly fashion.


What Do You Think?
Dodge Charger R/T: Yes, it has a Hemi, and the Charger, in either R/T or SRT8 form, is about as good a four-door smoke show as money can buy. Its $30K starting price includes the benefits of Mercedes engineering and 340 horsepower.

Ford Mustang GT: Ford offers the cheapest 300-hp car money can buy with its $25K Mustang GT. Modular V-8 power, a solid rear axle, and easily defeated electronic gimmickry make for a package that demands you punish those naughty hides.

Cadillac DTS: The only front-wheel-drive vehicle on this list is powered by a 291-hp Northstar V-8. This is sufficient to leave two smoldering piles of redistributed silica and carbon just aft of the DTS??s Grandpa-hauling rollers. One of our editors got pulled over doing just that, and the cop couldn??t help laughing. No ticket!

Infiniti G35: The G35 is the lone Japanese offering in this bunch, but it does a good job of representing the land of specific output. Buy the manual transmission, rear-drive version, switch off the traction control, and learn to use both feet for warranty-threatening, intersection-fogging fun.

Pontiac Solstice: GXP One of the cheapest paths here to destroying a perfectly good set of gummies is the turbocharged 260 horsepower found in the Pontiac Solstice GXP for about $25K. Burnouts might, in fact, be a required part of the ownership experience, necessary each time a neighbor asks if you borrowed your hairdresser??s car.


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I have seen four of those in the past two days. The Dodge SRT10, Shellby GT500, brand new vette, and the Caddy XLR


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"What Do You Think?
Dodge Charger R/T: Yes, it has a Hemi, and the Charger, in either R/T or SRT8 form, is about as good a four-door smoke show as money can buy. Its $30K starting price includes the benefits of Mercedes engineering and 340 horsepower."


The bold text makes me laugh...as Mercedes Benz is the most unreliable manufacturer since Daewoo. Top-tier engineering, yes; Top-tier price, check; Top-tier reliability, like a helicopter with an ejection seat.


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Notice that the BMW, Mercedes, and VW commercials rarely if ever refer to "German Reliability" only "German Engineering". They never say whether it's good engineering or not, they leave that supposition up to the viewer.


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I know that BMW is viewed as a not-so-reliable manufacturer here... apparantly Euro spec BMWs are horrible, and as such, don't have much resale value. I can pick up a low end early 90s 3 series for $500... of course that's no a/c and manual everything (including steering). Euro spec BMWs are a different beast than US spec... I've seen a newer 5 series with manual windows.

I don't know much about Euro spec Mercedes, just that not very many people have them around here.


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Should have listed 97 Isuzu Hombre with the 4.3 Vortec in it. My dad had one.....all it did was spin the tires.


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Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane:
I know that BMW is viewed as a not-so-reliable manufacturer here... apparantly Euro spec BMWs are horrible, and as such, don't have much resale value. I can pick up a low end early 90s 3 series for $500... of course that's no a/c and manual everything (including steering). Euro spec BMWs are a different beast than US spec... I've seen a newer 5 series with manual windows.

I don't know much about Euro spec Mercedes, just that not very many people have them around here.




I think that's part of the reason that the Mondeo gets such praise from the likes of J. Clarkson, etc. BMW isn't this mystical marque over there, so it doesn't get extra praise just because it's BMW.


"Think of it, if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under the tweed." Clarkson on the Mondeo.

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