Robert,
When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the political and internet forum bands which have connected him with another, and to assume among the Powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle him, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that he should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
I hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness via posting and irritating people on the internet. That to secure these rights, websites are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the owner of said website. That whenever any Form of internet ninnery becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to throw a hissy and leave, and to institute new websites, having its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that websites long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of retarded posts and moronic members pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute stupidity, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such websites, and to provide new Guards for their future security. Such has been the patient suffrance of great posters such as myself; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former favortie website. The history of the present posters of CEG is a history of repeated reposts and ass-hattery, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over stupidity these great posters.
I, therefore, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of my intentions, do, solemnly publish and declare, that I was distressed enough to never return to said websites, and but were it not for the outcry of many, and a complete lack of anything better to do, hath returned to aforementioned website to reclaim what was once a proud and vestigious place of knowlegde, humor, and inside jokes.
Thank you,
David Cameron.
