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A Florida State student, a Kansas State student, and an Aggie had all
commited horrendous crimes and were going to be shot. The FSU guy was brought up and blindfolded. The general shouted, "Ready ....... aim..." and the FSU guy yelled, "Huricane!!," everybody ducked, and he ran away free.
Dismayed at losing their first prisioner, the guards brought up the KSU student with renewed vengence. They blindfolded him and the general commanded, "Ready......aim....." and the KSU guy shouted, "Tornado!!" and fearing for their lives, everybody ducked, and he ran away free.
Well, the Aggie has been watching all this and starts thinking, "They all yelled natural disasters and they got away, so I will too." So they brought him up and blinded folded him, the general shouted, "Ready ...... aim...." and the Aggie screamed, "Fire!!"

That was pretty funny. I used to know wo many of those buggers...It'll come back to me eventually...

oh i read that joke 3 minutes ago and im still laughing

Nope. I checked my caller ID and voicemail and everything, and nothing. Oh well. Anyway, I finally met someone into cars down here. He had his '94 Bonneville up on Jackstands, and was fixing a spring on his drum brakes. I was like, "Those things are a b#*$$% man." and he finished the brakes when I came back from McDonalds, and said hey, I have to go park my other car somewhere else, cuz I don have a permit. So I was like OOOKKAAAAAYyy. Kinda wierd. And I said which one? He's like "oh, just my baby" as he points to the absolutely beautiful '98 Jet-black Corvette sitting next to the Bonny. I was like no way man. And he took it for a spin. That thing is so cool inside! I love the car already! He invited me to some racing meet and I was like sweet! So eh. I hope the Sigma Nus call me or something, I am sooooo bored...I haven't been drunk for like a week and it feels so WRONG ...