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Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
I have a judicial hearing in 2 hours for having an empty beer can in my room when they did room checks.



Hehehe, I got off the hook.




"they were empty, there was no alcohol in my room..."


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O, I just talked to the hall director woman. I had three options and one was to let her decide. Then she gave me the rule book and told me to decide if I was in violation or not. I read it and clearly wasn't by the wording of the rule book. By a legal standpoint, it should have been that, you know they have to PROVE me being guilty, but yeah that wasn't a court room. So I just said a 21+ friend drank it cuz otherwise she would assume I drank it and even without seeing me drink it I would be in trouble. Not like first offense alcohol probation is a big deal, but I got a couple more months here and who knows if I'll end up needing the first offense.
I'm just glad they can't search INSIDE of anything.
It sucked having to listen to her for 30 minutes ramble on about life, rules, and BS. Ended up now that she might have me do a basic car maintenance demonstration for our residence hall. Alls well that ends well. Tomorrow I shall celebrate (by getting plastered of course)!

Chris, you got that pump in yet?


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I smashed my secksi grille up last Thursday in a battle royale with the toilet. I got up early last Thursday morning to take my morning wee wee. I was kinda dizzy and light headed; my dad has hella bad vertigo, and I reckon I do, too. Anyway, midstream, it gets worse. I was hanging on the friggin towel rack for balance; cuz I wasn't done with business. Anyway, I passed out; heard my head hit the toilet seat and woke up on the floor droolin blood and stuff. So I drug up and checked my bad ass out in the mirror; big ole' knot on my chin, nose all swolled up, lips jacked n shiz. I went back to bed and went back to sleep with a killer head ache. Michelle called me a few hours later for somethin or other, and I told her what happened. She was all freakin out and told me to call my mom. Ok sure, snore snore snore. So I called my mom and she hauls ass home in my dad's new Jeep. I was sick already; which turned out to be strep throat. The docs hooked me up to all kinda sh!t and said nothin was broken, and they gave me a huge shot of pennicillen in the azz for the strep. Anyway, ya know that little piece of skin that attaches your upper lip to your gum line? Yeah, I tore mine about 2mm and bit a hole in my lower lip; not to mention my trashed cartiledge in my nose. So I slept all weekend and now I'm better, I reckon.


BTW - there's a crack on the toilet seat where I showed it who's the boss.


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Damn Eric, you suck at going pee pee. Man, I got some cough that ain't going away. I hope it don't turn into anything bad. These newports sure do make my throat feel better though.


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Originally posted by ChattavegasSE:
I smashed my secksi grille up last Thursday in a battle royale with the toilet. I got up early last Thursday morning to take my morning wee wee. I was kinda dizzy and light headed; my dad has hella bad vertigo, and I reckon I do, too. Anyway, midstream, it gets worse. I was hanging on the friggin towel rack for balance; cuz I wasn't done with business. Anyway, I passed out; heard my head hit the toilet seat and woke up on the floor droolin blood and stuff. So I drug up and checked my bad ass out in the mirror; big ole' knot on my chin, nose all swolled up, lips jacked n shiz. I went back to bed and went back to sleep with a killer head ache. Michelle called me a few hours later for somethin or other, and I told her what happened. She was all freakin out and told me to call my mom. Ok sure, snore snore snore. So I called my mom and she hauls ass home in my dad's new Jeep. I was sick already; which turned out to be strep throat. The docs hooked me up to all kinda sh!t and said nothin was broken, and they gave me a huge shot of pennicillen in the azz for the strep. Anyway, ya know that little piece of skin that attaches your upper lip to your gum line? Yeah, I tore mine about 2mm and bit a hole in my lower lip; not to mention my trashed cartiledge in my nose. So I slept all weekend and now I'm better, I reckon.


BTW - there's a crack on the toilet seat where I showed it who's the boss.




Didn't think it got that complicated to take a simple piss these days.

Hope your grill is better for DR. Just don't try to show the asphalt who's boss too.

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Ain't got no class today! woOt!

Originally posted by Kremithefrog:


Chris, you got that pump in yet?




It takes about six weeks to work the entire thing out. They have to ship a brand new one for me, then I have to learn how to plug things into me properly, and they keep me in the ER for 23 hours to monitor me and make sure everything stays level. No kinks in the tube or failure of delivery or something like that.

It's very complex, but at the same time interesting as well. I really do hope it all works out for the better.

While ago I made a claim that there's no feckin' CSVTs around here, but I saw two yesterday and one last Saturday. One E0 silver, an E1 silver, and I saw that same green E1 with the ski/roof rack again going down I16. I'm afraid to actually stop one of them and mention CEG because they'll look at my minivan and laugh at me.

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Originally posted by SAV:
I'm afraid to actually stop one of them and mention CEG because they'll look at my minivan and laugh at me.



I coulda toldja that.


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word.


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and beer is good. Except when they run outta budweiser, then it's just ok. And it's bad when there are 5 or 6 cops outside. Though it made the band play a couple more songs so noone would go out and get busted. Eh, what thread am i in.


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