Oh, to be gay.
What a wonderful way,
to excercise your butt,
without having to say,
"Man, these weights are heavy, today."
No time to for sports,
No time for play,
I have to get ready for my party,
and make a dinner tray.
I don't wear a tie,
Don't bother asking why.
Oops, gotta go watch T.V.
It's queer eye, for the straight guy.
(turns my ankles in to earrings)
Ray