On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. She stands up in the front of the plane Screaming. "I'm too young to die," and she continues to wail.
Then just as suddenly she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there any man on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all just stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Finally a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and beautiful hazel eyes. He starts walking slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
One button at a time......
No one moves..................
He removes his shirt................
Muscles ripple across his chest..........
She gasps...................................
As he gets closer she reaches out her hand...........
He reaches out his hand.......................
And softly whispers...........................
"Iron this...and then get me a beer".
the female nurses working with me didnt think it was funny 
, but i found it hillarious !!!!!!!!