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This, folks, is the perfect example of how I am able to earn a damn good living at doing what I do and I am willing to bet a lot of "techies" can relate...

Now, if I could just convince Congress to be their personal IT Architect and tutor on technology for a nice 7-figure sum a year, I'd be set.


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Originally posted by JaTo:

Now, if I could just convince Congress to be their personal IT Architect and tutor on technology for a nice 7-figure sum a year, I'd be set.




Send in a proposal, I bet they bite. Just make sure you can fix all of their internets. Oh, and make sure you dont mix up the commercial internet tubes with the personal or DOD tubes. That could cause a lot of problems.


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Need an assistant?

I can't tell you how many internets I've worked on. Home, commercial, user, business. All of them.



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How many internets are their now? They seem to be popping out like baby rabbits!


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Are there internets in the caves in Iraq? how do they get the tubes there? Are they compatible with house internets?


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Originally posted by BloodyTomFlint:
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
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He needs Al Gore to edumacate him.





After all, he did invent the internet.




He never said that.


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Actually, there may be multiple internets.

Internet is just a term that means interconnected networks. Kinda like interstate highways, highways that traverse more than one state.

(Well, with the exception of Hawaii's interstate, but that's another federal government boondoggle.)

So I'm sure there are classified DOD internets that are seperate from the internet that you and I get at our home from ISPs.

Some of what I read was just silly. Other things were just abstractions and metaphors that are commonly used.

PS, can someone put the internet on a floppy for me, I lost my copy? Or do I need something bigger like a CD or DVD?


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Originally posted by Wien_Sean:
Originally posted by BloodyTomFlint:
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
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He needs Al Gore to edumacate him.





After all, he did invent the internet.




He never said that.




Then what does this mean?

"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

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Originally posted by EternalOne:
Originally posted by Wien_Sean:
Originally posted by BloodyTomFlint:
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
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He needs Al Gore to edumacate him.





After all, he did invent the internet.




He never said that.




Then what does this mean?

"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

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I've always wondered about it, and finllay looked it up at snopes

With that said, he's still a dipshit, and actually if one entity could claim they 'invented' the internet it would be, well, find that out yourself.


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Originally posted by BOFH:
Actually, there may be multiple internets.

So I'm sure there are classified DOD internets that are seperate from the internet that you and I get at our home from ISPs.




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