Fav Spring zing Quotes/Memories

What barge said to svtdriver was a h00t!
Barge: Your actions make your eyes look like two little vaginas

that [censored] was rough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Decepticaon: I need two shots of wing suace
Waitress: *nothing to say...walked away confused*

How about our bill at Bw3's on friday night.
Barge, Tim, Kait and I: $153 dollars. lets just say many shots where bought!

friend hitting on pregrant lady

Anyone up for an angry pirate?

Barge sending me a shot of chocolate milk and vodka...a "browneye ranger" i believe was the name.

i was just about to post that josh. between that and steve giving you the jager-bud, i think you had a few too many drinks thursday night

All I gotta say is that night, we had some slowest, dumbest waitresses in IN.

Originally posted by Jager-bud120:
Barge sending me a shot of chocolate milk and vodka...a "browneye ranger" i believe was the name.

I think it was funnier at Halls when we told the waitress to get a brown-eyed ranger, she was confused as hell.

Hetfield: "I before E except after F" in responce to his name being spelled Hetfeild on nametag.

what about me trying to hook up Alex with the 17yr olds at Bw3's by sending them shots?

Originally posted by Decepticon:
what about me trying to hook up Alex with the 17yr olds at Bw3's by sending them shots?

All they did was smell them

no they took all but 1 of them LOL

Originally posted by Decepticon:
no they took all but 1 of them LOL

Musta been too strong, didn't want to get drunk and go home with the little mexican kid they were from

James getting the Get Honed t-shirt. LMAOPIP! The Harold and Kumar award, Barge wearing Pete's shirt, the choco vag, dukeofsho spraying the nawwsss and then burning out, not getting a ticket from the IN highway patrol after getting pulled over, lap dances at the....nevermind. So many memories. Some more blurry than others.

one of my favs, GET THE HAT!!!!!

Oh, forgot about me riding the Elk and breaking Pete's sunglasses, and people calling Todd a virgin at Showgirls.

Originally posted by xchang:
and people calling Todd a virgin at Showgirls.

Gaurantee I've had more in my life than that DJ ever will.

Still funny tho.

ME: "Elky.....like my new beltbuckle???"

Originally posted by tod "choco vag" ras:

Originally posted by xchang:
and people calling Todd a virgin at Showgirls.

Gaurantee I've had more in my life than that DJ ever will. Still funny tho.

After that DJ said that, I started to notice your dollars disappearing faster because the girls started to come around more.

Sitting the the middle SUX!

Josh: "I don't even have one on my car"..referring to the Pietenpol decal at the banquet
Helping change a shifter tower, braking a shifter end

, braking my own trans mount, driving to Grand Rapids, harrassing a chick in a Grand Am GT and watching her get a speeding ticket, watching M!key get drunk, Josh's burn out, winning an award and having a little fun during the "cruise" sat night.

Originally posted by tod "choco vag" ras:
dukeofsho spraying the nawwsss and then burning out,

That was a non e-brake burn out...just wanted to throw that in there

Amanda: Snort, Snort, Snort
Elky: Woah!!! Hahaha, thats awesome!

Josh: Is she wearing some bondage [censored]? I'm REALLY drunk dude!

Tim (IIRC): GET OFF THE HIGHWAY!!
Me: Too late

Best 5 dollars ever....

IN Police: "You're #63, where's #64?!"
Me: "I dont know"

Todd getting teabagged was the best ever, the look on his face should make it to a Mastercard ad - priceless.

Originally posted by Stazi:
IN Police: "You're #63, where's #64?!"
Me: "I dont know"

LOL

Have you called the court yet?

Originally posted by dukeofsho:
having a little fun during the "cruise" sat night.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Good times Matt! Glad to see someone step up to the plate!

Mark

Nope, I'll do it at lunch.

My shot of water...
Steeda tackling the blowjob...
The "you've been bagged" text message.
The festiva at Olive Garden
The Vagina plate at olive garden

My broken mufflers - bent, kinked, & twisted exhaust pipe - bent rear control arm and everyone who chipped in to try and help get the car back in working order, I REALLY appreciate that.

-Mark

Originally posted by WorldTour:
My shot of water...
Steeda tackling the blowjob...
The "you've been bagged" text message.
The festiva at Olive Garden
The Vagina plate at olive garden

My broken mufflers - bent, kinked, & twisted exhaust pipe - bent rear control arm and everyone who chipped in to try and help get the car back in working order, I REALLY appreciate that.

-Mark

We thought about leaving you stranded but we're all too lazy to organize SZ07 w/o you :-P

Steeda: Here have a beer.
Rawburt: I'm 20 though.
Steeda: I don't give a sh!t.
Rawburt: Ok. Thanks.

Cop: You running with the rest of this group? We received a call in. We have helicopters up too.
Todd: Well not the ones that were pulled over. We left at different times.
Cop: This thing have nitrous on it too?
Todd: Nope. As you see it is how it comes from the factory.
Cop: Steps back and looks up and down car.
Todd: They only made 11,000. You don't see too many.
Cop: So the numbers on the windows were from a drag way?
Todd: Yep
Cop: So what did you run?
Todd: Not too well since I ran once and my exhaust broke.
Cop: Oh. You're free to go.
Todd: Thank you sir.

Staz: You know why they call it Skunkworks?
Everyone: Why?
Staz: Because everything that comes out of it stinks!!!

Walking for an hour after my car stalled one mile away from Dynotech.

Many thanks to all the poor bastaads that had to push my car around once I brought it back with Mark (WorldTour), much appreciated!

Elky teabagging Todd

Winning slowest Contour award

Having my plate bracket rearranged by Elky and Kim to say "Gr8 Po0ntour" instead of "Pre98 Contour.org"

I have NO idea how long it was like that before I noticed..

Many Many other great moments as well just too many to share.

Chick in the drag tower: "can somebody from the Contour club provide me with some information?"
Steeda: "I'll provide her with some information: Steeda rules."

Seeing Stazi go two rounds at the karaoke bar was probably a top 5 moment.

one of my Fav things is that Lizard almost won the wax competion. Soo that means roger got zero votes? that can't be we all know his lap dog hector voted for him soo one vote

Nice location Kenny!

oh shnape, who won the wax-off?

St. Pete.

Ryan: You think I should keep my hood up?
Todd: Probably not.

Elky whipping out his boys and threatening to bag my car at the Show & Shine:
I didn't bag your car - that's hot sheet metal!

Todras getting bagged by Elky at the banquet and looking up to almost get eyefuls of them.

Woldtour and the curb.

Steve and $200 Extrude Hone.

Tom's ovation for winning best SVT and overall.

Originally posted by tod "choco vag" ras:
St. Pete.

Ryan: You think I should keep my hood up?
Todd: Probably not.

rofl

NOBODY WANTED MY MTL! wtf gives.

Originally posted by Sharkey:
Chick in the drag tower: "can somebody from the Contour club provide me with some information?"
Steeda: "I'll provide her with some information: Steeda rules."

LOL
another good memory

Steeda: I got $5 on the Red bike (turbo hyabussa)
Eurotour: Ill take that bet (Stock Honda 600RR)

Originally posted by Gr8 Po0ntour:

Winning slowest Contour award

The dyno place spelling horsepower wrong on the trophies

hahaha no way.

Originally posted by tod "choco vag" ras:
hahaha no way.

yeah, aparently there's no "E" in horsepower....

Originally posted by Jager-bud120:

Originally posted by tod "choco vag" ras:
hahaha no way.

yeah, aparently there's no "E" in horsepower....

yup, they spelled it horspower...so i think you would pronounce it like whorespower.

The dyno place didnt spell much of anything correctly. I have a 1999 fprd contor with maganacore

Originally posted by Pudmunkie:
The dyno place didnt spell much of anything correctly. I have a 1999 fprd contor with maganacore

fpwned

Waking up to steeda standing over me at about 3 am, I havent slept since

Originally posted by RawBurt:
Waking up to steeda standing over me at about 3 am, I havent slept since

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I should have given you a golden shower!!!!!!! Instead i just jumped up and down on your bed to scare the [censored] out of you!

Wheres the pics of new bendy?

"I'll get off your mom if you get off mine" lol

Seeing Elky's balls...More than once.

Originally posted by Decepticon:

Originally posted by RawBurt:
Waking up to steeda standing over me at about 3 am, I havent slept since

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I should have given you a golden shower!!!!!!! Instead i just jumped up and down on your bed to scare the [censored] out of you!

Thank you for not doing anything violating.

Originally posted by Decepticon:
Wheres the pics of new bendy?

I was too drunk to think about that. And I was having too much fun waving the plunger back and forth past your face. LOL

Originally posted by Decepticon:

Wheres the pics of new bendy?

I have video...but it's crappy...no pun intended

Originally posted by Jager-bud120:

Originally posted by Decepticon:

Wheres the pics of new bendy?

I have video...but it's crappy...no pun intended

On my way home I noticed that the plunger must have been stuck to my windshield at one point as well. There were marks, makes me wonder where else it was stuck!

Banquet - Barge's backside.

Originally posted by GT-Slow Pete:
Banquet - Barge's backside.

Hilarious!

Tony and I getting stalked and pulled over by NY State Troopers.
getting grilled about what i am doing putting SVT lettering all over my car, then he asked what it was.
then he proceded to write me up for speeding (which we werent) and even wrote me up for my tint, because it is too dark for NY!
WTF my car is Registered and legal in MA!
fugger!

haha being drunk as hell and having Alex drive my car around with his little outside camera thingy..oh man that was awesome! I had my trance blasting and just laaaaid back..haha

dammnit Harold you ate all my white castle

oh yea and all the Brown jokes

THANK YOU COME AGAIN!!!!!

LOL i knew i smelt Curry!

Kenny in the parking lot doing insane burn outs in the empty lot between the hotel and BWW right before we went home Sunday. Computer might not let him power brake but it sure doesn't over ride the donut technique. Hope the new rims/tires come today.

I think the best quote was when BK4239 was going to the door prize table to pick a prize,

"GET THE NEW FUEL RAIL!"

Get a hat Get a hat!! or robert beef and chedder

Originally posted by Mini-Chang 627:
Anyone up for an angry pirate?

Har Har Har Har Har Har

The nazi lady at the parking lot at Hall's, "I have authorization to call the police on all of you Euroracer/Fast & Furious/Blinged out types if I want."

Her Trans-Am owning husband, "Now your getting ca-ca-ca-cocky now!" after we explained that we weren't there to "trash" the place like all of the other "Euroracers".

haha also when Elky pissed on that chicks beat up Escort!! LMAO!!!

Originally posted by SQLSVT:
The nazi lady at the parking lot at Hall's, "I have authorization to call the police on all of you Euroracer/Fast & Furious/Blinged out types if I want."

Her Trans-Am owning husband, "Now your getting ca-ca-ca-cocky now!" after we explained that we weren't there to "trash" the place like all of the other "Euroracers".

When was that??

I too thought "your a shoe-in" was great

Originally posted by SQLSVT:
The nazi lady at the parking lot at Hall's, "I have authorization to call the police on all of you Euroracer/Fast & Furious/Blinged out types if I want."

Her Trans-Am owning husband, "Now your getting ca-ca-ca-cocky now!" after we explained that we weren't there to "trash" the place like all of the other "Euroracers".

haha no, its eurosports!

Originally posted by Klasse Act:
I too thought "your a shoe-in" was great

What?

Mad becuase Klasse is teh suck?

Originally posted by SQLSVT:
The nazi lady at the parking lot at Hall's, "I have authorization to call the police on all of you Eurosports & Furious/Blinged out types if I want."

reply livinsvt: "Need a phone?"

Her Trans-Am owning husband, "Now your getting ca-ca-ca-cocky now!" after we explained that we weren't there to "trash" the place like all of the other "Eurosports"

Corrected. Was pretty funny. Her white trash husband looking like he wanted to throw down with me

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Another:
Nazi lady: "Whos cars are these?"(pointing at the Subies)
Nazi lady: " They need to be moved now"
Group response: "Thats barges, he is inside eating...he maybe a while"

Some of my favorites:

Stazi (sitting on the pavement at the dyno, asscrack in full view)
Me (dropping a quarter into the slot): "Can I ride this donkey?!"
Todd made me do it!

This was the weekend of asscrack, I swear.
Barge, James, Stazi, Petey. There's more, but I think my mind won't allow me to remember.
PULL UP YOUR PANTS!

Todd getting heckled and called a virgin at the club was awesome.

Getting Todd's sloppy seconds at the club.

Chang at the SS: "man, I wish I had some pennies to toss"

Mike Allen shooting Pete square in the mouth with the nerf gun, on command.

Chicago misfits: "Get a hat! Get the washer fluid! Get a water bottle"

"GOBBLESSSSSSS!"

Me proving to Jess I can wee like a man, hands free, while the banquet was in progress.

Playing hot potato with the Stinky Paki in the parking lot.

Playing chicken with Hetfield in a hotel hallway and losing.

big bruise on my knee.

Hetfield, Airforce and Elky comparing beer guts. Good lord Hetfield!

Jim trying to get his kart to smoke.

ugh man, there are far far more that I'm leaving out.
Most of them are just way too vulgar.
Just when I think we can't top ourselves

Just my luck. The cart burns a ton of oil the run before mine, and afterwards it doesnt burn anything.

That little girl plowing into the tire baracade and then driving the mom over the metal embankment was hilarious though.

Originally posted by beyondloadedSE:
Just my luck. The cart burns a ton of oil the run before mine, and afterwards it doesnt burn anything.

That little girl plowing into the tire baracade and then driving the mom over the metal embankment was hilarious though.

haha that was priceless when that little girl freaking took out her mom on the turn hahahahahah!!

and also slammed into those tires in front of us!! hahaha oh man that was just awesome!

I had the special ed cart, getting t-boned inside a corner by Goonz and happilly lapped by everyone else. Bastaads.

Originally posted by Gr8 Po0ntour:
I had the special ed cart, getting t-bagged inside a corner by Goonz and happilly lapped by everyone else. Bastaads.

fixed...

Originally posted by WorldTour:

Originally posted by Gr8 Po0ntour:
I had the special ed cart, getting t-bagged inside a corner by Goonz and happilly lapped by everyone else. Bastaads.

fixed...

rofl!!

"Todd, did you eat my [censored] yet?!"

well, did you?

Originally posted by donut bumper:
Playing chicken with Hetfield in a hotel hallway and losing. big bruise on my knee.

We are teh suck at chicken.

Some of my favs:

Josh: Hey Mike! Hey Mike! Hey Mike! Hey Mike! Hey Mike!
Me: What!?!
Josh: I'm soooo messed up.
Eurotour: No @&^$ you are.

Josh: Hey Mike! Hey Mike! Hey Mike! Hey Mike! Hey Mike!
Me: What!?!
Josh: I am not comfortable with my level of alcoholality right now.

Josh (drunk, seeing Kyle's gf in her nightgown): Is she wearing bondage?

Elky trying to get drive thru service at McDonalds without a car and succeeding.

Kim's jugs (of washer fluid, perverts!)

Bowling with energy drinks.

"Tod Rules"

Todd: Yeah the track is just down the road here on the right.

energy drink > Hotel Wall

Originally posted by hetfeild:

"Tod Rules"

Puppetry of the Penis in the hotel lobby
Stazi thinking I was recommending a bar called "Hot Beef"
Brown.
Vagina: Both the plate and the cast. As close as I ever wish to get to one.
Elky with the camera in the bathroom (innocently!)
The Festiva, the Sunfire, and the Protege at Olive Garden.

Originally posted by hetfeild:

Todd: Yeah the track is just down the road here on the right.

My navigator sucks.

Sorry dudes.

Elky and I getting owned by Kim trying to open the secret can. You're so domesticated.

Originally posted by donut bumper:
Some of my favorites:
This was the weekend of asscrack, I swear.
Barge, James, Stazi, Petey. There's more, but I think my mind won't allow me to remember.
PULL UP YOUR PANTS!

What I could say... oh what I could say!

Originally posted by tod "choco vag" ras:
Nice location Kenny!

uhhhhh, huh.

Chang: "I'll have a number 11, supersized... And 10 extra nuggets....

And a big Mac."

What... it was breakfast and lunch in one.

Originally posted by tod "choco vag" ras:

Originally posted by hetfeild:

Todd: Yeah the track is just down the road here on the right.

My navigator sucks. Sorry dudes.

At least we can laugh about it now. As much as that whole thing sucked it makes for one helluva story.

Originally posted by livinsvt:

Nazi lady: "Whos cars are these?"(pointing at the Subies)
Nazi lady: " They need to be moved now"
Group response: "Thats barges, he is inside eating...he maybe a while"

You're all gonna pay for that one.. punks.

Originally posted by hetfeild:

Originally posted by tod "choco vag" ras:

Originally posted by hetfeild:

Todd: Yeah the track is just down the road here on the right.

My navigator sucks. Sorry dudes.

At least we can laugh about it now. As much as that whole thing sucked it makes for one helluva story.

Yeah, what a trip!!

Originally posted by donut bumper:
Mike Allen shooting Pete square in the mouth with the nerf gun, on command.

That stung! Look for payback in 2007.

Originally posted by donut bumper:
Troll misfits: "Get a hat! Get the washer fluid! Get a water bottle"

Fixed.

Originally posted by hetfeild:

Originally posted by tod "choco vag" ras:

Originally posted by hetfeild:

Todd: Yeah the track is just down the road here on the right.

My navigator sucks. Sorry dudes.

At least we can laugh about it now. As much as that whole thing sucked it makes for one helluva story.

Ha! no wonder you said it took like 2 hours to get there. it took me an hour and a half and I stoped for gas and KFC, drove the speed limit too!

Originally posted by r-coolantspiller-3.0:
it took me an hour and a half and I stoped for gas and KFC, drove the speed limit too!

you do know there are other places to get food from, right?

Originally posted by MxRacer:

Originally posted by r-coolantspiller-3.0:
it took me an hour and a half and I stoped for gas and KFC, drove the speed limit too!

you do know there are other places to get food from, right?

rofl, I dont know what was wrong with me, but every KFC was catchin' my eye those snackers are good!

Originally posted by tod "choco vag" ras:

Staz: You know why they call it Skunkworks?
Everyone: Why?
Staz: Because all the work that comes outta there stinks!!!

Fixed, I think?

That was my favorite quote from SZ. I almost died laughing!

Troll Tables: Get The Hat Get The Hat...
: Take the washer fluid, Take the washer fluid

Someone: Son Of A Bi+ch...
Josh: My Mothers A Saint
Steve: Yeah, Bernard...

Josh: Steve , Pour me some Monster in this Jager
Steeda: Dude, that was bud light

Raffle Dudes: The winner of the extruded honed gift
certificate is number ######
Silence
Steve: Ya'll are about to be really pissed at me.

Kims Jugs....

Kim with the war paint after showing Elky and Todd who the real man is....

Elky suprising the hell outta Todd in the Banquet

Phil being offered $100 to tea bag Kevin, walking into the hotel room and telling us he wasnt there, when he was!!!!

Josh: Steve, I've never been this drunk before in my life...
Josh: Steve, I've never been this drunk before in my life...
Josh: Steve, I've never been this drunk before in my life...
Josh: Steve, I've never been this drunk before in my life...

Originally posted by donut bumper:
Troll misfits: "Get a hat! Get the washer fluid! Get a water bottle"

Fixed.

Originally posted by EVO-Slow:

Originally posted by donut bumper:
Troll misfits: "Get a hat! Get the washer fluid! Get a water bottle"

Fixed.

Originally posted by Bk4293:

Josh: Steve, I've never been this drunk before in my life...
Josh: Steve, I've never been this drunk before in my life...
Josh: Steve, I've never been this drunk before in my life...
Josh: Steve, I've never been this drunk before in my life...

josh, you are freakin funny.... geez - next year I will drink more witcha!

Originally posted by blu_fuz:
josh, you are freakin funny.... geez - next year I will drink more witcha!

I've since quit da alcahol.....

My new word for the year....MODERATION

Pansy

Originally posted by SVT Barge in 07:
Pansy

I've actually simnply learned to stop taking drinks from Steve.

there were drinks at SZ

Originally posted by Jager-bud120:

Originally posted by SVT Barge in 07:
Pansy

I've actually simnply learned to stop taking drinks from Steve.

Steve = Inventer Of The Jager-Lite

That was awesome!!!!

Originally posted by Bk4293:

Originally posted by Jager-bud120:

Originally posted by SVT Barge in 07:
Pansy

I've actually simnply learned to stop taking drinks from Steve.

Steve = Inventer Of The Jager-Lite

That was awesome!!!!

LOL

Steeda: Inventor of Energy drink Bowling, and 1lb of ice on steve's neck while he's trying to pass out. Amoung other things

Oh man I just remembered one!
James was tanked on box wine and he was telling Mike Allen how attractive he is.
He told him like 3 times!

I think he did start out with "don't think I'm hitting on you, but..."

buahaha thats right!!

Jeger-Lite!

The Drink That'll Make You Say "I Was That Guy Last Night"

3 Parts Jager
1 Part Miller Lite. (Substitute Bud Lite When Miller Is Unavailable)

100 Parts Fun!!!

Coming To A Spring Zing Event Near You in '07!!!

Originally posted by Bk4293:
Jeger-Lite!

The Drink That'll Make You Say "I Was That Guy Last Night"

Originally posted by Bk4293:
Jeger-Lite!

The Drink That'll Make You Say "I Was That Guy Last Night"

3 Parts Jager
1 Part Miller Lite. (Substitute Bud Lite When Miller Is Unavailable)

100 Parts Fun!!!

Coming To A Spring Zing Event Near You in '07!!!

you gotta love the pictures from both sides of JAGER-Pole

The guy was totally dissing himself!

Originally posted by GT-Slow Pete:

Originally posted by donut bumper:
Mike Allen shooting Pete square in the mouth with the nerf gun, on command.

That stung! Look for payback in 2007.

I am a trained killer. You better bring a big nerf gun and $20 for the steak dinner you're buying me after.

Originally posted by ftribC2:
Oh man I just remembered one!
James was tanked on box wine and he was telling Mike Allen how attractive he is.
He told him like 3 times!

I think he did start out with "don't think I'm hitting on you, but..."

Am I his [censored] now?

Definitely not. I wouldn't have the slightest clue what to do with one.

haha that chick would be me. It was soo funny...too bad I didn't see it on my car.