Ricer Story - 09/05/06 04:59 PM
So my buddy's GF gets a call the other night from her brother asking her to go pick up a car jack and bring it to him because his friend got a flat. We drive over to her house, grab a jack and head back over to the friends house.
At this point im expecting joe nothing to come out and ask me to fix his car because he dosent know how to.
we pick them up and head over to the car which is a good 5 minute drive away.
On the way i start asking the kid some questions, this is how it went
Me- "so what were you doing, how did you get a flat?"
Kid- "you really want to know?"
Me- "Yes"
Kid- "We were drifting around, i smacked a curb and smoked a sign"
Me- "What were you drifting????"
Kid- "MX-5"
Me- "Isnt that FWD??"
Kid- "Yes"
Me- "God your such a ricer"
Kid- "Shut the #$% Up, What do you drive??"
Me- "99 Contour SVT, do you have exhaust on your car?"
Kid- "Yea"
Me- "What power are you making"
Kid- "170hp"
Me- "To the wheels??"
Kid- "Yea, to the wheels"
Me- "all you've got done is exhaust?"
Kid- "yep"
Me- "What does it makes stock??"
Kid- "150hp"
Me- "Alright... let me get this straight.. you make 150hp to the crank... back in 1989 when the car was new, you add an Ebay Exhaust and now you think your making 170 WHEEL HP??? Your an idiot"
Kid- "How much power does your car have?"
Me- "230 Wheel HP and 237 Wheel Torque"
Kid- "Whatever"
So we pull up, i see this amazing 170 WHEEL hp car sitting in an alley, the rim is smashed in half, the tire is shredded, and the fender and door are all scratched up.
We decided it would be a fun idea to go see where they were "Drifting" so we start driving around and find a nice pole thats bent over, the grass leading up to it is NICE and ripped up, the pavement has about a 1/2 inch gouge in it from the rim, and the sidewalk has pieces of tire and burnt rubber everywhere. I must also mention that this is about 500M away from where he "got his flat" so im assuming he drove all that way on a broken rim and no tire (intellegence at work)
All in all it was a fun night, i got to make fun of your idiot ricers and see how stupid they actually are.. Hopefully i see him on the street so i can put a hurting on him.
At this point im expecting joe nothing to come out and ask me to fix his car because he dosent know how to.
we pick them up and head over to the car which is a good 5 minute drive away.
On the way i start asking the kid some questions, this is how it went
Me- "so what were you doing, how did you get a flat?"
Kid- "you really want to know?"
Me- "Yes"
Kid- "We were drifting around, i smacked a curb and smoked a sign"
Me- "What were you drifting????"
Kid- "MX-5"
Me- "Isnt that FWD??"
Kid- "Yes"
Me- "God your such a ricer"
Kid- "Shut the #$% Up, What do you drive??"
Me- "99 Contour SVT, do you have exhaust on your car?"
Kid- "Yea"
Me- "What power are you making"
Kid- "170hp"
Me- "To the wheels??"
Kid- "Yea, to the wheels"
Me- "all you've got done is exhaust?"
Kid- "yep"
Me- "What does it makes stock??"
Kid- "150hp"
Me- "Alright... let me get this straight.. you make 150hp to the crank... back in 1989 when the car was new, you add an Ebay Exhaust and now you think your making 170 WHEEL HP??? Your an idiot"
Kid- "How much power does your car have?"
Me- "230 Wheel HP and 237 Wheel Torque"
Kid- "Whatever"
So we pull up, i see this amazing 170 WHEEL hp car sitting in an alley, the rim is smashed in half, the tire is shredded, and the fender and door are all scratched up.
We decided it would be a fun idea to go see where they were "Drifting" so we start driving around and find a nice pole thats bent over, the grass leading up to it is NICE and ripped up, the pavement has about a 1/2 inch gouge in it from the rim, and the sidewalk has pieces of tire and burnt rubber everywhere. I must also mention that this is about 500M away from where he "got his flat" so im assuming he drove all that way on a broken rim and no tire (intellegence at work)
All in all it was a fun night, i got to make fun of your idiot ricers and see how stupid they actually are.. Hopefully i see him on the street so i can put a hurting on him.
