Snakes in da theatre - it was bound to happen

it's funny, but it's not, especially since they were venomous

http://www.local6.com/news/9717727/detail.html

F'n idiots.

Quote:

I would hate to be watching a movie about snakes and have a rattlesnake bite me.

No fricken' duh. Of course, I'd hate to be anywere and have a rattlesnake bite me, but I guess that's just me.

Did you see this one too?

http://www.local6.com/entertainment/9717086/detail.html

Way to make a point, bucko.

[edit: sarcastic remarks directed at the subject of the story, not any of our intrepid CEGers.]

WTF

I once had an encounter with a diamond back... Then it was killed.

They are trying market it into a cult classic via the blogs prior to it's release (like Blaire Witch Project). The trailers I've seen look stupid IMO. Me thinks its gonna flop.

Originally posted by RawBurt:
I once had an encounter with a pale back... Then it was flogged many times..

Fixed

I saw Elky's snake eat a couple mice.
That was the coolest ish I've ever witnessed.
Then it tried to bite Elky. hehehe

btw, that guy was under a bunch of constrictors. I'd like to see him cuddle up with venomous snakes.

Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
I saw Elky's snake eat a couple mice.
That was the coolest ish I've ever witnessed.
Then it tried to bite Elky. hehehe

he really needs to keep his junk in his pants...

Originally posted by PeppermintPatty:

Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
I saw Elky's snake eat a couple mice.
That was the coolest ish I've ever witnessed.
Then it tried to bite Elky. hehehe

he really needs to keep his junk in his pants...

he tends to not do that. i, too, have seen his snake.

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
They are trying market it into a cult classic via the blogs prior to it's release (like Blaire Witch Project). The trailers I've seen look stupid IMO. Me thinks its gonna flop.

me thinks it was the #1 grossing movie last weekend with a $15M haul..............

www.boxofficemjo.com

Originally posted by Fmr12B:

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
They are trying market it into a cult classic via the blogs prior to it's release (like Blaire Witch Project). The trailers I've seen look stupid IMO. Me thinks its gonna flop.

me thinks it was the #1 grossing movie last weekend with a $15M haul..............

www.boxofficemjo.com

Yeah, but the studio was expecting a $30M weekend, so they're doing some serious excuse-making right now. The budget on the film is estimated at $35M.

Originally posted by Jeb Hoge:

Originally posted by Fmr12B:

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
They are trying market it into a cult classic via the blogs prior to it's release (like Blaire Witch Project). The trailers I've seen look stupid IMO. Me thinks its gonna flop.

me thinks it was the #1 grossing movie last weekend with a $15M haul..............

www.boxofficemjo.com

Yeah, but the studio was expecting a $30M weekend, so they're doing some serious excuse-making right now. The budget on the film is estimated at $35M.

It should be #1 on it's 1st weekend after all the hype. Anyone seen it?

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:

Originally posted by Jeb Hoge:

Originally posted by Fmr12B:

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
They are trying market it into a cult classic via the blogs prior to it's release (like Blaire Witch Project). The trailers I've seen look stupid IMO. Me thinks its gonna flop.

me thinks it was the #1 grossing movie last weekend with a $15M haul..............

www.boxofficemjo.com

Yeah, but the studio was expecting a $30M weekend, so they're doing some serious excuse-making right now. The budget on the film is estimated at $35M.

It should be #1 on it's 1st weekend after all the hype. Anyone seen it?

It *was* #1...but it still made back less than half its budget. Which means this was a slow weekend for movies.

snakes in a mother [censored] theatre

Originally posted by Jeb Hoge:

Originally posted by Fmr12B:

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
They are trying market it into a cult classic via the blogs prior to it's release (like Blaire Witch Project). The trailers I've seen look stupid IMO. Me thinks its gonna flop.

me thinks it was the #1 grossing movie last weekend with a $15M haul..............

www.boxofficemjo.com

Yeah, but the studio was expecting a $30M weekend, so they're doing some serious excuse-making right now. The budget on the film is estimated at $35M.

Analysts predicted $30M, studio had predicted $15M. Movie will be profitable as it had a $35M budget plus about $10M for advertising.

Well, if they weren't venemous, that would have been hilarious!

It'd be awesome if I collected my python and a few other harmless constrictors and released them in the theater during the movie. You gotta admit... good, harmless fun, and it'd get a few screams!!

the [censored] theater lets people bring in backpacks?

~Andrew

click me

i saw it. just wanted to get out and see a movie. it was ok. unrealistic but slightly entertaining. if you ever wanted to see a snake bite a dude's junk well then this movie is for you!

This lady tried to get snakes on a mutha#^*(& plane but it just ended up being snakes in a mutha#*&@# post office!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5215506.stm

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Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
the [censored] theater lets people bring in backpacks?

~Andrew

You could hide them in your pants.

Yeah I saw it on thurs night It was awsome, not just because it was camoy and fun but also besides that it wasn't a bad movie. It was exactly what it was and it was fun. About time they make a movie that doesn't has and pretenses. All I gotta say is "I deal with life and death situations on a day to day basis, its my job and Im good at it..."

Originally posted by Blackfoot:
It was exactly what it was and it was fun. About time they make a movie that doesn't has and pretenses. All I gotta say is "I deal with life and death situations on a day to day basis, its my job and Im good at it..."

Come again?

Originally posted by XKontour98:

Originally posted by Blackfoot:
It was exactly what it was and it was fun. About time they make a movie that doesn't has and pretenses. All I gotta say is "I deal with life and death situations on a day to day basis, its my job and Im good at it..."

Come again?

It must be a quote from the movie.

Originally posted by baco99:

Originally posted by PeppermintPatty:

Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
I saw Elky's snake eat a couple mice.
That was the coolest ish I've ever witnessed.
Then it tried to bite Elky. hehehe

he really needs to keep his junk in his pants...

he tends to not do that. i, too, have seen his snake.

wait, im confused... which snake of his are we talking about?

Someone should bring a snakebite kit for todras next year.

Originally posted by Pienstars:

I'd watch that!

i started my countdown the day the previews for the movie started.

Originally posted by Jeb Hoge:
Did you see this one too?

http://www.local6.com/entertainment/9717086/detail.html

Way to make a point, bucko.

[edit: sarcastic remarks directed at the subject of the story, not any of our intrepid CEGers.]

This guy is a true dumbass - here's part of his quote:
"In the movie, these snakes are portrayed as cold-blooded critters." Ummm, yeah, snakes are cold-blooded critters last time I checked.

Scott

HAHAHAHA that happened like two min. from my house, and I didn't even hear about it till last night.