What's YOUR most HATED type of RICER? - 08/21/06 12:38 AM
Okay basically I'll sum up the 'ricers' into 3 types while still being politcally correct (pssh... lol)
Ricer #1) The car's stereo makes the car shake, all you can hear from the inside is very loud and indecent lyrics with the most common lyrics being 'yo, yo, ho, flow, [censored].' The car itself is the very place rust on a car was born however, these cars have the biggest chrome wheels that could fit without going into the cabin. The windows are tinted really dark. To complete this 'ensemble' the car has the most aggressive and probably most scary looking body kit. You can draw your own conclusions from here. THis ricer is available on all cars, although more common on older compact/imd size cars, usually of a luxurious brand (BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, Honda)
Ricer #2) The car's stereo also makes the car shake, however from the inside of this car is "utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz." The exhaust on this car makes it sound like a continuous farting noise, a bee hive, a can with a rock in it. The exhaust looks either like a really really big hole (these ricers like that for more than just sound) or it's got really really bad and off looking squares. This car rides so low that if you paint it green and yellow it'll mow your lawn. The driver uses the word 'Brho' excessively in speech. This ricer is available on most tuner cars.
Ricer #3) What most would find as the foundation and pioneer of all ricers. These guys love to drive IMPORT cars only. Most of them drive newer model cars, probably more than any of us could afford via conventional means (aka not growing and trafficing drugs, weapons, and groceries), but one would be hard pressed to see these vehicles as anything but luxurious as these cars have multi-coloured logos, stickers and decals EVERYWHERE. There are LEDs the colours of hte rainbow, mounted on every available space. The sounds of hello kitty, anime and deep mind boggling 16minute trance tracks are heard from within. This ricer is common everywhere.
All of these are just generalizations and you may draw your own conclusions, also these traits and characteristics are often interchangeable so be on the look out.
Ricer #1) The car's stereo makes the car shake, all you can hear from the inside is very loud and indecent lyrics with the most common lyrics being 'yo, yo, ho, flow, [censored].' The car itself is the very place rust on a car was born however, these cars have the biggest chrome wheels that could fit without going into the cabin. The windows are tinted really dark. To complete this 'ensemble' the car has the most aggressive and probably most scary looking body kit. You can draw your own conclusions from here. THis ricer is available on all cars, although more common on older compact/imd size cars, usually of a luxurious brand (BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, Honda)
Ricer #2) The car's stereo also makes the car shake, however from the inside of this car is "utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz." The exhaust on this car makes it sound like a continuous farting noise, a bee hive, a can with a rock in it. The exhaust looks either like a really really big hole (these ricers like that for more than just sound) or it's got really really bad and off looking squares. This car rides so low that if you paint it green and yellow it'll mow your lawn. The driver uses the word 'Brho' excessively in speech. This ricer is available on most tuner cars.
Ricer #3) What most would find as the foundation and pioneer of all ricers. These guys love to drive IMPORT cars only. Most of them drive newer model cars, probably more than any of us could afford via conventional means (aka not growing and trafficing drugs, weapons, and groceries), but one would be hard pressed to see these vehicles as anything but luxurious as these cars have multi-coloured logos, stickers and decals EVERYWHERE. There are LEDs the colours of hte rainbow, mounted on every available space. The sounds of hello kitty, anime and deep mind boggling 16minute trance tracks are heard from within. This ricer is common everywhere.
All of these are just generalizations and you may draw your own conclusions, also these traits and characteristics are often interchangeable so be on the look out.
Forgot to add it makes our cars look better too.
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