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Posted By: m!key my car>your car - 06/27/06 02:14 AM
my car is sooooooooooooooo powerful! today on a desolate stretch of country road as straight as an arrow i came to a stop sign. with not a soul in site, i stomped on the gas. the svt launched in a pavement tearing display the likes of which not many have ever seen or lived to tell about. the torque of the mighty 2.5L was soooooooooooooo great that it ripped a bolt from one of the exhaust manifold flanges! not only did it tear the bolt as if it were wet paper, it also blew out the side of the flange! i then limped her home, loud as hectors contour, and swapped in a new bolt.

nobody has ever had the power to do that!
Posted By: Loco4G63 Re: my car>your car - 06/27/06 02:15 AM
Originally posted by m!key:
my car is sooooooooooooooo powerful! today on a desolate stretch of country road as straight as an arrow i came to a stop sign. with not a soul in site, i stomped on the gas. the svt launched in a pavement tearing display the likes of which not many have ever seen or lived to tell about. the torque of the mighty 2.5L was soooooooooooooo great that it ripped a bolt from one of the exhaust manifold flanges! not only did it tear the bolt as if it were wet paper, it also blew out the side of the flange! i then limped her home, loud as hectors contour, and swapped in a new bolt.


Posted By: blu_fuz Re: my car>your car - 06/27/06 02:20 AM
why do you have to quote what mikey said when you were the next to post and why only add a smiley.... I guess if you are going for the most useless post record, you would do something like that "hec-notour"... hehe. Nice job on that mike! soo much power, must be hard to control a beast like that!
Posted By: dukeofsho_dup1 Re: my car>your car - 06/27/06 02:22 AM
wow lucky you didnt hurt yourself.
Posted By: Pole120 Re: my car>your car - 06/27/06 02:25 AM
Did you use a ratchet to replace the bolt, i hear they're great?
Posted By: Loco4G63 Re: my car>your car - 06/27/06 02:31 AM
Originally posted by blu_fuz:
why do you have to quote what mikey said when you were the next to post and why only add a smiley.... I guess if you are going for the most useless post record, you would do something like that "hec-notour"... hehe. Nice job on that mike! soo much power, must be hard to control a beast like that!


That smilie captured my emotion.
Posted By: BK4293_dup1 Re: my car>your car - 06/27/06 03:04 AM
This post is gh3yer then the originator......
I ripped the flex pipe and cat off the Yoda...Now who got the power she-ra!!!
Posted By: Tisby Re: my car>your car - 06/27/06 03:28 AM
Originally posted by Pole120:
Did you use a ratchet to replace the bolt, i hear they're great?



I'ver never hung out with you guys and I'm still lmao...
Posted By: m!key Re: my car>your car - 06/27/06 03:32 AM
Originally posted by Pole120:
Did you use a ratchet to replace the bolt, i hear they're great?




where is that pic?!

hey pole, where is your 3/8 ratchet?

maybe in a year you might find it.
Posted By: Pole120 Re: my car>your car - 06/27/06 03:54 AM
Originally posted by m!key:


hey pole, where is your 3/8 ratchet?

maybe in a year you might find it.




So YOU'RE the one who took it

It was Mikey, in the garage, with the oven mitt.....do i win, or aren't we playing Clue???

I would honestly find it funny to get a ransom note for my ratchet, like magazine letters glued to a page with a polaroid of my ratchet like tied to a chair or something....i need to go to bed
Posted By: hetfield_dup1 Re: my car>your car - 06/27/06 05:39 AM
This is all a lie, you've never stomped on the gas in your SVT. You drive like a granny.
Posted By: m!key Re: my car>your car - 06/27/06 11:48 AM
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! look whos talking!!!! ol' boy and his bufont!! hahahaaaaaaa, learn to drive stick yet?
Posted By: Frosty Re: my car>your car - 06/27/06 11:59 AM
Originally posted by m!key:


hey pole, where is your 3/8 ratchet?

maybe in a year you might find it.



I bet it was Duke that took it in the parking lot with the mechanix gloves

Posted By: todras_dup1 Re: my car>your car - 06/27/06 12:46 PM
Originally posted by Frosty:

I bet it was Duke that took it in the parking lot with the mechanix gloves






Nope Colonel Mustard in the library with a candle stick.
Posted By: Pole120 Re: my car>your car - 06/27/06 01:17 PM
Originally posted by todras:
Originally posted by Frosty:

I bet it was Duke that took it in the parking lot with the mechanix gloves






Nope Colonel Mustard in the library with a candle stick.




Colonel Mustard wasn't even there...you lose
Posted By: Frosty Re: my car>your car - 06/27/06 03:52 PM
Originally posted by hetfeild:
This is all a lie, you've never stomped on the gas in your SVT. You drive like a granny.



Bwahahahahahah, now thats some funny ish!!! Now you two have something in common!! Hahahaha
Posted By: hetfield_dup1 Re: my car>your car - 06/27/06 06:17 PM
Originally posted by Frosty:
Originally posted by hetfeild:
This is all a lie, you've never stomped on the gas in your SVT. You drive like a granny.



Bwahahahahahah, now thats some funny ish!!! Now you two have something in common!! Hahahaha




I've been at the drag strip with my SVT more than you. I don't drive like a granny, I drive it like I stole it (it sees redline every time I drive it), I just don't steal it that often.
Posted By: m!key Re: my car>your car - 06/27/06 09:39 PM
uh huh right.
Posted By: hetfield_dup1 Re: my car>your car - 06/27/06 10:04 PM
Originally posted by m!key:
uh huh right.




Best comeback EVAR!!1!!
Posted By: m!key Re: my car>your car - 06/27/06 10:09 PM
Originally posted by hetfeild:
I've been at the drag strip with my SVT more than you. I don't drive like a granny, I drive it like I stole it (it sees redline every time I drive it), I just don't steal it that often.




it is a better comeback then driving the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulence.

if you are so experienced at the track then lets meet there and race. since you are the drag racing expert, you should be able to handle little 'ol me.
Posted By: striker2 Re: my car>your car - 06/28/06 01:06 AM
i sense a W great Lakes track meet in the near future.
Posted By: Loco4G63 Re: my car>your car - 06/28/06 01:27 AM
Originally posted by striker2:
i sense a W great Lakes track meet in the near future.


Posted By: dukeofsho_dup1 Re: my car>your car - 06/28/06 02:00 AM
Originally posted by m!key:
Originally posted by hetfeild:
I've been at the drag strip with my SVT more than you. I don't drive like a granny, I drive it like I stole it (it sees redline every time I drive it), I just don't steal it that often.




it is a better comeback then driving the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulence.

if you are so experienced at the track then lets meet there and race. since you are the drag racing expert, you should be able to handle little 'ol me.




Oh crap hes calling you out!!! I might not have my SVTC by the time this happens but I wont miss it even if I have to ride my minbike from here to Great Lakes...I'll even strap my goped to my back just in case the minibike gives out!

M!key vs. hetfeild
Granny vs. racing expert!!
Posted By: blu_fuz Re: my car>your car - 06/28/06 03:18 AM
dang het! Just kuz you drive it to redline doesn't mean you know how to drive that beautiful machine. You should be shifting at like 6,200 rpm fyi.... hehe - Mike will take ya - Actually, I will race both of you for pinks, you like that!? I will bring lots of tow ropes for the ride home, as I will be driving the Pimps Purple Palace with a little silver HO-TRAIN behind it! hehehahahahehehahahahe(<--- evil laugh)

Pole, congrats on winning the clue game that only you were playing....
Posted By: Pole120 Re: my car>your car - 06/28/06 03:18 AM
So are we getting a damn drag meet together or what?
Posted By: Pole120 Re: my car>your car - 06/28/06 03:18 AM
So are we getting a damn drag meet together or what?
Posted By: dukeofsho_dup1 Re: my car>your car - 06/28/06 04:20 AM
So are we getting a damn drag meet together or what?
Posted By: Pole120 Re: my car>your car - 06/28/06 04:42 AM
WTF...accidental double post

seriously though, i wanna go racing

i smell 14.8s
Posted By: hetfield_dup1 Re: my car>your car - 06/28/06 05:13 AM
Originally posted by m!key:
if you are so experienced at the track then lets meet there and race. since you are the drag racing expert, you should be able to handle little 'ol me.




So this time you'll remember to wear the proper attire?
Posted By: hetfield_dup1 Re: my car>your car - 06/28/06 05:15 AM
Originally posted by blu_fuz:
dang het! Just kuz you drive it to redline doesn't mean you know how to drive that beautiful machine.




I never said I knew how to drive it properly. I can't launch it if my life depended on it, even after practicing. I just make sure I remember why I like driving it every time I have it out. I hit redline five times today on the way to the PRT shop.
Posted By: hetfield_dup1 Re: my car>your car - 06/28/06 05:17 AM
Originally posted by hetfeild:
Originally posted by m!key:
if you are so experienced at the track then lets meet there and race. since you are the drag racing expert, you should be able to handle little 'ol me.




So this time you'll remember to wear the proper attire?




Oh, wait I forgot...

Originally posted by m!key:
dragging a contour is like using a camera for a hammer, it works, but not well, and when you are done something is broken. THIS JUST IN....contours arent fast.


Posted By: BK4293_dup1 Re: my car>your car - 06/28/06 05:37 PM
You all suck, and I've beat justt about all of you at one point of time in one car or another......

I'll take the Yoda to the trackand have Mike, Mike, and Dan all in tears!!!!!

1.6 ATX FTW Fuggers!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Pole120 Re: my car>your car - 06/28/06 05:42 PM
I WANNA GO RACING!!!!!! Next week I have an on-track in the morning how about the week after that? I'ld be up for a day fo grudge racing and betting the shop could use the money and publicity.
Posted By: hetfield_dup1 Re: my car>your car - 06/28/06 06:59 PM
I think my next few Saturdays are going to be bad. The 16th might be good since its Fun Ford Day. Or maybe a different Sunday would be better.
Posted By: Frosty Re: my car>your car - 06/28/06 07:49 PM
Originally posted by Pole120:
I WANNA GO RACING!!!!!!


Me too, but there's only so much racing my pocketbook can afford When we do race, I will hand Hetfeild his arse. I can launch Yes, I HAVE been practicing a little bit
Posted By: bensenvill Re: my car>your car - 06/28/06 07:59 PM
the 16th works for me
Posted By: Pole120 Re: my car>your car - 06/28/06 08:17 PM
Originally posted by bensenvill:
the 16th works for me




Same here
Posted By: hetfield_dup1 Re: my car>your car - 06/28/06 10:18 PM
Originally posted by Frosty:
When we do race, I will hand Hetfeild his arse.




Heh. If this is what it takes to get some of you cop-outs to come to the track, I should taunt you more often. I honestly don't care if I lose to every one of you, just so that you (and not just you Kyle) actually show up and race instead of making excuses.

Edit: Kevin, your car is slower than Hector's old Zetec. Before the S/C. (I realize I may be pushing my luck here )
Posted By: Klasse Act Re: my car>your car - 06/29/06 05:48 AM
Must have been the red interior, seeing you don't have any vinyl to make it do that like I do Mike
Posted By: Frosty Re: my car>your car - 06/29/06 11:42 AM
Hetfeild, you know i don't cop out. I'll be there...so I hope you like my new personalized plates...cuz thats all you'll be seein of my car all day long....that and your former exhaust
Posted By: hetfield_dup1 Re: my car>your car - 06/29/06 07:32 PM
My exhaust>my old exhaust. If only that translated into .5 second better times.
Posted By: Frosty Re: my car>your car - 06/29/06 07:38 PM
Originally posted by hetfield:
My exhaust>my old exhaust. If only that translated into .5 second better times.



My car with your old exhaust > your car with my car's old exhaust on it
Posted By: BK4293_dup1 Re: my car>your car - 06/29/06 07:55 PM
Originally posted by Frosty:
Hetfeild, you know i don't cop out. I'll be there...so I hope you like my new personalized plates...cuz thats all you'll be seein of my car all day long....that and your former exhaust




Make sure you put on your front plate so I can see 'em too!
Posted By: Pole120 Re: my car>your car - 06/29/06 08:02 PM
Originally posted by Frosty:
Originally posted by hetfield:
My exhaust>my old exhaust. If only that translated into .5 second better times.



My car with your old exhaust > your car with my car's old exhaust on it






Posted By: Loco4G63 Re: my car>your car - 06/30/06 01:55 AM
I need my parts to come back in.
Posted By: Pole120 Re: my car>your car - 06/30/06 02:29 AM
Originally posted by EVOLUTION VIII:
I need my balls to be put back in.




Get your ass on the track


I'll run you next year in the project car
Posted By: Loco4G63 Re: my car>your car - 06/30/06 02:53 AM
Originally posted by Pole120:
Originally posted by EVOLUTION VIII:
I need my balls to be put back in.




Get your ass on the track


I'll run you next year in the project car


I will but with parts.
Posted By: Pole120 Re: my car>your car - 06/30/06 03:10 AM
If you don't come to GLD with me at least once and run your car this.....i'll kick you in the nuts.
Posted By: Loco4G63 Re: my car>your car - 06/30/06 03:36 AM
Originally posted by Pole120:
If you don't come to GLD with me at least once and run your car this.....i'll kick you in the nuts.


Soon.
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