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Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
donkey punch/pink sock combo FTMFW!!!

~Andrew

I couldn't say it any better.

so i am going to pick up my new ride next week

~Andrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

so i am going to pick up my new ride next week

~Andrew

VW Cabrio?

tehe

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

so i am going to pick up my new ride next week

~Andrew

VW Cabrio?

tehe

hehe, nah, i wish

~Andrew

I thought thats what your people drive.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
I thought thats what your people drive.

typically yes, but i tend to lean towards the masculine side of things

~Andrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

but i tend to lean towards the masculine side of things

~Andrew

Sides? Sides? I thought it was only top and bottom. I need to get out more.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

but i tend to lean towards the masculine side of things

~Andrew

Sides? Sides? I thought it was only top and bottom. I need to get out more.

~Andrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

~Andrew

Is this supposed to be like the naked guy in the tea kettle? Cause I don't see it. It looks like the O RLY Owl to me.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Is this supposed to be like the naked guy in the tea kettle? Cause I don't see it. It looks like the O RLY Owl to me.

actually it was for spooning

*sorry for the delayed response. i actually had to do some work

*

~Andrew

Duh! I just wanted to post a reflectoporn pic, but if you want to be serious about the spoon, I will let you.

No problem about the reply, I think I need to go take a nap now. You have 5 minutes to reply with something goood or I go back to bed.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
Duh! I just wanted to post a reflectoporn pic, but if you want to be serious about the spoon, I will let you.

No problem about the reply, I think I need to go take a nap now. You have 5 minutes to reply with something goood or I go back to bed.

i went out on a date last night with this super cutie

~Andrew

Ladies,

Please don't let this thread get out of control like certain past threads . . . see, I'm really lazy, and don't actually like having to do anyhting admin-like . . .

I thought you were going to hook up with James. Did you "close the deal?"

Originally posted by Rara:
Ladies,

Please don't let this thread get out of control like certain past threads . . . see, I'm really lazy, and don't actually like having to do anyhting admin-like . . .

we's behaving hun

~Andrew

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
I thought you were going to hook up with James. Did you "close the deal?"

never heard from him. i have a feeling james is a bit out of my league though

~Andrew

Originally posted by Rara:
Ladies

Are you calling Pimpy a lady because he is gay? If so, that is very offensive.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Rara:
Ladies

Are you calling Pimpy a lady because he is gay? If so, that is very offensive.

i hear far worse daily here at work (i'm not out to anyone here). the gay jokes go a-flying all the time

~Andrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
I thought you were going to hook up with James. Did you "close the deal?"

never heard from him. i have a feeling james is a bit out of my league though

~Andrew

I think you two would be awesome together. I loves me my James. You two should marry and adopt a baby and I could be Auntie Hag.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
I thought you were going to hook up with James. Did you "close the deal?"

never heard from him. i have a feeling james is a bit out of my league though

~Andrew

I think you two would be awesome together. I loves me my James. You two should marry and adopt a baby and I could be Auntie Hag.

awww, like a happy lil family

~Andrew

What size shoe do you wear? I want my James to be happy, you know?

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
What size shoe do you wear? I want my James to be happy, you know?

12 wide

...if only the correlation theories were true

~Andrew

I take it you have not met my husband.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
I take it you have not met my husband.

nope

lunch time darling, ttyl

*kisses*

~Andrew

I go sleepy now.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
I take it you have not met my husband.

that sucks..i heard he wears a size 4 shoe...

im back now for a bit

how come james hasn't joined in the fun yet?

~Andrew

I'm in Vegas. Down $130.

Dammit!

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:
I'm in Vegas. Down $130. Dammit!

vegas is for sinners and sluts

i'm jealous

~Andrew

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:
I'm in Vegas. Down $130. Dammit!

Um, I told you to bring me back some money!

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:
I'm in Vegas. Down $130. Dammit!

Um, I told you to bring me back some money!

ooo, ooo, me too!

~Andrew

Do you need the $ to go see James? I sent him a PM and told him to check this out. He is a busy little bee when at work, he doesn't slack off like you.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
Do you need the $ to go see James? I sent him a PM and told him to check this out. He is a busy little bee when at work, he doesn't slack off like you.

yeah, i am kinda broke after this whole buying a car thing. and i am saving for my trip to houston/galveston (yadda yadda yadda...i've heard it already

).

and i only slack off because i am underpaid

~Andrew

What did you buy? For the record I expect a massive apology after you visit Houston and Galveston. The only fun thing there is to do there is go crabing in Keema.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
What did you buy? For the record I expect a massive apology after you visit Houston and Galveston. The only fun thing there is to do there is go crabing in Keema.

i can't say what i bought until i take ownership of it next week

and if i hate my time in texas i am not only going to refuse you an appology, i am going to blame you for not making your state a better tourist attraction

~Andrew

Come to my house, I'll drink a beer infront of you and laugh.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
Come to my house, I'll drink a beer infront of you and laugh.

. i'll just bring my own beer

~Andrew

Dallas is better, we killed JFK here. WHat does Houston have?
Oh yea, all the dregs of society from huricane Katrina.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
Dallas is better, we killed JFK here. WHat does Houston have?
Oh yea, all the dregs of society from huricane Katrina.

i'm gonna cry

on a more serious note, i am going to leave now and get some things finished up here at work so i can leave a bit early (gentleman that bought my car is coming to pick up the title this evening). love ya sweets!

~Andrew

Will I....see you.... later?

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:
I'm in Vegas. Down $130. Dammit!

vegas is for sinners and sluts

i'm jealous

~Andrew

LOL, well, I am a sinner at least. There are PLENTY sluts here for real.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:
I'm in Vegas. Down $130. Dammit!

Um, I told you to bring me back some money!

I'm sorry Mushu. It's not for lack of effort. I'll do you proud even if I have to rob somebody.

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:
I'm in Vegas. Down $130. Dammit!

Um, I told you to bring me back some money!

ooo, ooo, me too!

~Andrew

I'll see what I can do man.

You're in Vegas, with no wife, no kid, and apartently no life, because you are still posting on CEG. Go get a free fruity drink and go nuts.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
You're in Vegas, with no wife, no kid, and apartently no life, because you are still posting on CEG. Go get a free fruity drink and go nuts.

I recouping from last night.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:

I recouping from last night.

Those nickel slots will get you every time.

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

not entirely true. a friend of mine brought back a vicious case of the clap.

~Andrew

PIMPY!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
PIMPY!!!!!!!!!!!

hi sweety

again, sorry for the long reply. just got out of the shower. dinner time soon. gentleman is coming over at 8pm EST to pick up the title and wheels

~Andrew

Do you like bubble tea? I like it because you get to suck and chew on balls.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
Do you like bubble tea? I like it because you get to suck and chew on balls.

ok, i've got to ask, wtf is bubble tea? there is a guy in the local club that brought it up a couple times and got riddiculed to no end for it being a [censored] drink kind of thing. so what is it?

~Andrew

Iced milk tea with tapioca balls. You get a huge straw to suck them out. It comes in many a flavor. I'm a big tea drinker (hot and cold) so I love it.

ah i see. i'm not so keen on tea, but that sounds like an interesting beverage

i had waffles for dinner

~Andrew

We wont eat til late. I need to get my ass in the darkroom and get to work. You have corrupted me young Pimpy.

This thread needs some SAV.

teehee

late eaters, i see

i sent SAV and instant message on aol, so we'll see how long he takes to get here.

what you gonna eat for din din?

~Andrew

I have some peppered beef steak, but I want to be lazy and not cook, so I'll attempt the Jedi Mind Trick on Chris for pizza. It has been a while so it might work.

Waffles are good, but french toast is da bomb! Pancakes suck.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
I have some peppered beef steak, but I want to be lazy and not cook, so I'll attempt the Jedi Mind Trick on Chris for pizza. It has been a while so it might work.

Waffles are good, but french toast is da bomb! Pancakes suck.

peppered beef steak

i'd cook it for you, but i haven't got that whole teleportation thing down yet

and for the record, pancake > waffle > pancake taco > french toast

~Andrew

If you PM and tell me what car you are getting I will make you a Dfilm. It will be later tonight or in the AM cause I really need to work. So you have time to think aboot it. And no, I will not say what your car is in the film.

PM sent

now get to work

. im gonna go watch some tv and unwind. gnite babe!

~Andrew

I need to know what you look like for the film. All I need is race and hair color. Crosses fingers- Please say white with brown hair.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
I need to know what you look like for the film. All I need is race and hair color. Crosses fingers- Please say white with brown hair.

actually yes

i'm on the right with my Keg Lift Championship shirt

~Andrew

WOOF!

Well, I slack off plenty. However this site is blocked by my work

. Therefore I have to hang out at mazda6club which is not blocked.

I thought you were trying to say Kelly has a silver spoon in her mouth, and that she was sheltered... and I always thought the shoe thing was proportional too (we can share shoes unless yours are too wide, which extends the old clothing budget).

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
If you PM and tell me what car you are getting I will make you a Dfilm.

As promised.

Enjoy!

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
If you PM and tell me what car you are getting I will make you a Dfilm.

As promised.

Enjoy!

~Andrew

I guess the idea of gay ceg marriage in Texas has stunted the development of this post. Lets hope that changes.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
I guess the idea of gay ceg marriage in Texas has stunted the development of this post. Lets hope that changes.

steroids can stunt developement too. Mr. Frier said so. i payed attention in gym class

~Andrew

I ended up having Arbys for dinner. By the time we got around to eating, the pizza place was closed.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
I ended up having Arbys for dinner. By the time we got around to eating, the pizza place was closed.

awww

. i hate arbys (except the fries

).

do you have Pizza King eatery's down there? <3 pizza king

~Andrew

No Pizza Kings here. I wanted Mr. Jims pizza. I have thawed steak in the fridge so I guess I'll eat that tonight. I'm supposed to hang out with my step sister today, so maybe we can get some yummy pho for lunch. Have you had pho before?

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
No Pizza Kings here. I wanted Mr. Jims pizza. I have thawed steak in the fridge so I guess I'll eat that tonight. I'm supposed to hang out with my step sister today, so maybe we can get some yummy pho for lunch. Have you had pho before?

pho? not that i recall. i am very hesitant about trying new foods

i think i am going to grill some stuffed burgers tonight for dinner

~Andrew

It is a viatnamese noodle soup. It is yummy.

Pho is pronounced Fu or Fa. Last week in the outskrirts of Houston I saw a place called Pho King. Pronounced Fu King. I have the picture on my phone. There is also a place in downtown Houston called Fu Kim.

Look at me. I said something nice aboot Houston! W00t for me!

hehehe

i am not much for noodley type foods. don't like chinese, vietnamese, thai, etc... i am more of an italian and all-american food fan. i good eat italian all day long

my stuffed burgers are fantastic though. i take come ground beef and make 2 thinner patties out of it, put some shredded cheddar cheese on one of them and some sweet bbq sauce on the other. smush 'em together and press them closed at the edges. grill and serve

~Andrew

Yum!

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
Yum!

where did you get off to?

oh, and for the record, i am a fantastic cook

i am going to lunch now. going to a cafeteria/restaurant. best turkey samich in indiana

~Andrew

I went to culinary school. So there!

I'm in the darkroom. I have pictures I need to get done and deliver today. I'm multi talented!

i can't talk much right now, i have to "take it down a notch"

<3

~Andrew

I just made French Toast and omlettes for breakfast. Heading to the Hoover Dam now.

I just woke up and I'm ordering pizza. So who else? Scala frickin baloo.

think i might have scored me some new wheels for the car i have yet to take ownership of

~Andrew

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:
I just made French Toast and omlettes for breakfast. Heading to the Hoover Dam now.

You are in Vegas and you cooked breakfast? Go to the casino and get a big-ol-buffet for $.50 Fool!

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:
I just made French Toast and omlettes for breakfast. Heading to the Hoover Dam now.

You are in Vegas and you cooked breakfast? Go to the casino and get a big-ol-buffet for $.50 Fool!

mushu!!!!

hi darlin

~Andrew

Yo. I have to leave for an apointment, so feel free to post bunches. Anything that will amuse me will be fine.

Get crackin!

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:
I just made French Toast and omlettes for breakfast. Heading to the Hoover Dam now.

You are in Vegas and you cooked breakfast? Go to the casino and get a big-ol-buffet for $.50 Fool!

Yep. I cooked brekkie. What Casino do you go to that has brekkie for $ .50!? Please tell.

Not sure. I was drunk at the time. We were just getting in for the night and it was $.50 cause thats about all we had. It was guud.

those are the wheels i am thinking about buying

~Andrew

That will look sweet on your Yugo!

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
That will look sweet on your Yugo!

i agree

~Andrew

You may wish you selected something different when it comes time to clean them. However, I love crosslace wheels. I just didn't want three sets of them at once.

Uh oh... I actually am an adventurous eater and love trying new foods and cuisines.

Originally posted by ZoomZoom Diva:

Uh oh... I actually am an adventurous eater and love trying new [censored]

Yes, we all know that

For the record, they are 17's. James has seen them.

Going to change the sig now.

The feet and shoes that is. Darn baggy chinos

Originally posted by ZoomZoom Diva:
The feet and shoes that is. Darn baggy chinos

Give me a couple days to catch up with the conversation...
Mushu..., Good Post.

Originally posted by Pale Horse:

Mushu..., Good Post.

[censored] You!

Originally posted by ZoomZoom Diva:
The feet and shoes that is. Darn baggy chinos

how big are your feet, hun

~Andrew

How come no one ever asks about the size of my shoes?

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
How come no one ever asks about the size of my shoes?

does that relate to boob size somehow? haven't heard that theory yet. what size are your shoes?

~Andrew

My shoes are size 8 and no it does not apply. If my boobs were the size of my feet, which are average, I wouldn't have backaches often.

LOL...

Men... they never listen! I already told you my shoe size. Unless yours are too wide we could share shoes.

Originally posted by ZoomZoom Diva:
LOL...

Men... they never listen! I already told you my shoe size. Unless yours are too wide we could share shoes.

lol

i have very flat, wide feet.

~Andrew

I'm Mawga Footed.

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:
I'm Mawga Footed.

I make Sasquatch blush.

i'm huge in japan

~Andrew

So is Tom Cruise.

i can't believe i am stuck at work on a saturday night. grrr

~Andrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
i am not much for noodley type foods. don't like chinese, vietnamese, thai, etc... i am more of an italian and all-american food fan. i good eat italian all day long

chinese, viet, thai, etc food is about as "noodley" as italian is.

I don't know about that... most of the "Asian" food I eat is noodleless, though some good stuff is.

I'm thinking of some Thai Curry

Pimpy, what do you do?

Louis, I want to say something, but I can't think of anything clever at the moment, so "hi".

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
Pimpy, what do you do?

a lot actually. my official job title is "Head of Digital Technologies." basically anything relating to computers. currently i am making a 3D model of a comedy club we are doing the lighting/sound for locally. i'll render a quick screen shot in a sec so you can see

~Andrew

Koko took me to lunch the other day to the really good thai place. I ordered citrus beef which was good, but the noodles were the size of the earthworms you cut up in science class and I couldn't bring myself to eat them. They were friggin HUGE!

Louis, can I make a racial comment about rice? You are asian correct?

here's a link to a quick render of the comedy club staging:
http://home.comcast.net/~pimpincarebear/mortys03.jpg

that's what i am stuck here doing until about 11pm

~Andrew

I have seen that guy! He is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
I have seen that guy! He is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

~Andrew

Originally posted by Hightower GT:

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:
I'm Mawga Footed.

I make Sasquatch blush.

So do I, just not with my feet.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
Koko took me to lunch the other day to the really good thai place. I ordered citrus beef which was good, but the noodles were the size of the earthworms you cut up in science class and I couldn't bring myself to eat them. They were friggin HUGE!

True, they were. Did you ever eat them Kelly? Or did C. devour them? He's like Mikey. LOL.

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

that's what i am stuck here doing until about 11pm

~Andrew

What time zone are you in? I'm way too pretty to know those things.

i'm picking up my new ride next saturday

~Andrew

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

that's what i am stuck here doing until about 11pm

~Andrew

What time zone are you in? I'm way too pretty to know those things.

EST. i've got about 50 minutes left

~Andrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
i'm picking up my new ride next saturday

~Andrew

You should take a ride to Apple Valley, MN. I hear it is lovely.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
i'm picking up my new ride next saturday

~Andrew

You should take a ride to Apple Valley, MN. I hear it is lovely.

i'm not mapologist, but i think MN is not the same way as OH from me. i wish SAV were here to help me with mapping it

~Andrew

Who is in OH and where the [censored] is SAV?

The word would be cartographer

No, Ohio is the opposite direction, not that I have heard much to recommend it. Indy is about a 700 mile drive, not terribly unpleasant if you avoid Chicago (I've driven there three times for my rotary meets).

You just take 74 west through Champaign to Bloomington/Normal, 39 North to Rockford, 90 West to Rochester, and 52 North is within a few miles...

Originally posted by ZoomZoom Diva:
The word would be cartographer

No, Ohio is the opposite direction, not that I have heard much to recommend it. Indy is about a 700 mile drive, not terribly unpleasant if you avoid Chicago (I've driven there three times for my rotary meets).

You just take 74 west through Champaign to Bloomington/Normal, 39 North to Rockford, 90 West to Rochester, and 52 North is within a few miles...

omg 69Boss302 will be so jealous if you hook up with pimpy!

He had his chance! I was even drunk and easy to take advantage of.

Originally posted by ZoomZoom Diva:

He had his chance! I was even drunk and easy to take advantage of.

<3 james <3

ia m so ruped right noe!!

~Andrew

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
Who is in OH and where the [censored] is SAV?

OH is thjer my vsr is

sav is hirind out.,

+Andrew

Originally posted by ZoomZoom Diva:
The word would be cartographer

No, Ohio is the opposite direction, not that I have heard much to recommend it. Indy is about a 700 mile drive, not terribly unpleasant if you avoid Chicago (I've driven there three times for my rotary meets).

You just take 74 west through Champaign to Bloomington/Normal, 39 North to Rockford, 90 West to Rochester, and 52 North is within a few miles...

someone planin a fisixt to meeeeee

A~Andrew

Originally posted by frenchblueC2:

Originally posted by ZoomZoom Diva:
The word would be cartographer

No, Ohio is the opposite direction, not that I have heard much to recommend it. Indy is about a 700 mile drive, not terribly unpleasant if you avoid Chicago (I've driven there three times for my rotary meets).

You just take 74 west through Champaign to Bloomington/Normal, 39 North to Rockford, 90 West to Rochester, and 52 North is within a few miles...

omg 69Boss302 will be so jealous if you hook up with pimpy!

is 57boss302 swignt for our sice too? i thinkw e need a gay nem of ceg postt

!0andrew

Originally posted by ZoomZoom Diva:

He had his chance! I was even drunk and easy to take advantage of.

i alrats miss thegppd tines

!Andrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
here's a link to a quick render of the comedy club staging:
http://home.comcast.net/~pimpincarebear/mortys03.jpg

that's what i am stuck here doing until about 11pm

~Andrew

waf antyone imptessed witm my rending!?

!ADnfrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
here's a link to a quick render of the comedy club staging:
http://home.comcast.net/~pimpincarebear/mortys03.jpg

that's what i am stuck here doing until about 11pm

~Andrew

waf antyone imptessed witm my rending!?

!ADnfrew

Needs more cosmopolitan

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

ia m so ruped right noe!!

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

OH is thjer my vsr is
sav is hirind out.,

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

someone planin a fisixt to meeeeee

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

is 57boss302 swignt for our sice too? i thinkw e need a gay nem of ceg postt

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

i alrats miss thegppd tines

Why is GS474 posting as Pimpy?

eation choicolalt donothgut now!!!!

Andrw

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

ia m so ruped right noe!!

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

OH is thjer my vsr is
sav is hirind out.,

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

someone planin a fisixt to meeeeee

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

is 57boss302 swignt for our sice too? i thinkw e need a gay nem of ceg postt

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

i alrats miss thegppd tines

Why is GS474 posting as Pimpy?

i hust ha e a big moro much to drinka/popp dontihgt!

is til lovme u1

!Andrdew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
There's a bit of Pimpalicious316 in all of us.�?» - Sloganize

LOVE IT!

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
There's a bit of Pimpalicious316 in all of us.�?» - Sloganize

LOVE IT!

haha yhue i thought it rocokD

!Amndrew

PIMPY!!!!!

JUST SAY NO!

igoting to bed now. tsttl in h morning

l

lvoe!
+~Anf

holy crap. appologies for drunken/high posting last night. embarrassing doesn't even beging to cover it

~Andrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
holy crap. appologies for drunken/high posting last night. embarrassing doesn't even beging to cover it

~Andrew

You were drunk? Naaaaaaaaw.

Haven't you heard of the dangers of drinking and posting?

I was just shocked that you were a anti-Semite and kept calling James sugar tits.

Did someone say "sugary tits" where?

I think there are some real nice ones in McKinney, Texas.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
I think there are some real nice ones in McKinney, Texas.

Tis true. Going home to them now.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Ah... Adolfo

Did I hear Sugar tits?

Originally posted by MadMerc97:
Did I hear Sugar tits?

They're supposed to make noise?

Originally posted by Hightower GT:

Originally posted by MadMerc97:
Did I hear Sugar tits?

They're supposed to make noise?

Yes. Sometimes when they are rubbed together you can hear a BOING!!! sound.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Hightower GT:

Originally posted by MadMerc97:
Did I hear Sugar tits?

They're supposed to make noise?

Yes. Sometimes when they are rubbed together you can hear a BOING!!! sound.

No, that's the sound you hear from the guy's nether regions after HE'S been rubbing them together!

Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:

No, that's the sound you hear from the guy's nether regions after HE'S been rubbing them together!

That was implied, Einstien.

Poorly implied, Cruella.

Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:
Poorly implied, Cruella.

I like Cruella! THANK YOU!

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:
Poorly implied, Cruella.

I like Cruella! THANK YOU!

I'm rather fond of Einstein myself!

Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:
Poorly implied, Cruella.

I like Cruella! THANK YOU!

I'm rather fond of Einstein myself!

spelling well does not an Einstein make, hun

~Andrew

fake edit: i hate comedy clubs.

Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:
:) I'm rather fond of Einstein myself!

Talk about a perpetual bad hair day!

Cruela has cool hair!

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:
Poorly implied, Cruella.

I like Cruella! THANK YOU!

I'm rather fond of Einstein myself!

spelling well does not an Einstein make, hun

~Andrew

fake edit: i hate comedy clubs.

I never claimed it was the spelling that made me smare!

Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:
Poorly implied, Cruella.

I like Cruella! THANK YOU!

I'm rather fond of Einstein myself!

spelling well does not an Einstein make, hun

~Andrew

fake edit: i hate comedy clubs.

I never claimed it was the spelling that made me smare!

*Smart*

And you both have crappy hair. I'm seriously in dire NEED of some scones.

Originally posted by MadMerc97:

SCONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wth is a scone? sorry for my ignorance

~Andrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
wth is a scone? sorry for my ignorance

~Andrew

We were having some fun a few months back.

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
wth is a scone? sorry for my ignorance

~Andrew

It's a dry a$$ biscuit disguised as a pastry. A wannabe pastry if you will.

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
wth is a scone? sorry for my ignorance

~Andrew

It's a dry a$$ biscuit disguised as a pastry. A wannabe pastry if you will.

That's y u have them with coffee silly.

...so you are fully awake while knawing your dry a$$ biscuit.

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
wth is a scone? sorry for my ignorance

~Andrew

It's a dry a$$ biscuit disguised as a pastry. A wannabe pastry if you will.

That's y u have them with coffee silly.

...so you are fully awake while knawing your dry a$$ biscuit.

you spell gnawing funny. silly goose

~Andrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
wth is a scone? sorry for my ignorance

~Andrew

It's a dry a$$ biscuit disguised as a pastry. A wannabe pastry if you will.

That's y u have them with coffee silly.

...so you are fully awake while knawing your dry a$$ biscuit.

you spell gnawing funny. silly goose

~Andrew

Tex. I didn't get the GTO. Not child seat friendly enough. Maybe later down the road. Got me an MS6 though.

Oh, and I don't drink coffee so it's still a dry a$$ biscuit.

Pimp, knawing is how it's pronouced here in TX. I learned that in my short time living here.

Pronounced like that... yes, spelled like that...NO!

I have English biscuits aka cookies with my tea.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
Pronounced like that... yes, spelled like that...NO!

I have English biscuts aka cookies with my tea.

Yep, note I said pronouced. LOL.

What a coincidence! I too have English "biscuits" with my tea.

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
wth is a scone? sorry for my ignorance

~Andrew

It's a dry a$$ biscuit disguised as a pastry. A wannabe pastry if you will.

That's y u have them with coffee silly.

...so you are fully awake while knawing your dry a$$ biscuit.

you spell gnawing funny. silly goose

~Andrew

It kept thinking it looked funny.

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:
Tex. I didn't get the GTO. Not child seat friendly enough.

You would definitely have back problems. The strange thing is, there is plenty of room in the back seat of GTO. It is just impossible to get to them easily.

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

I have English biscuits aka cookies with my tea.

What a coincidence! I too have English "biscuits" with my tea.

That's because you married an "English biscuit".

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:
Tex. I didn't get the GTO. Not child seat friendly enough.

You would definitely have back problems. The strange thing is, there is plenty of room in the back seat of GTO. It is just impossible to get to them easily.

Exactly. As much as I wanted to, family needs prevailed.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

I have English biscuits aka cookies with my tea.

What a coincidence! I too have English "biscuits" with my tea.

That's because you married an "English biscuit".

Yep.

i'm about to go apeshitcrazy. my sexual preference doesn't matter when it comes to my opinion on a subject

i am thinking about moving into the South Central forum only.

~Andrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
i'm about to go ape [censored] crazy. my sexual preference doesn't matter when it comes to my opinion on a subject

i am thinking about moving into the South Central forum only.

~Andrew

Who pissed the gay off? J/K I<3U!

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
i'm about to go ape [censored] crazy. my sexual preference doesn't matter when it comes to my opinion on a subject

i am thinking about moving into the South Central forum only.

~Andrew

Who pissed the gay off? J/K I<3U!

ahem

~Andrew

I loved "No Gay Left in the Behind" That was AWESOME!!!

~Andrew

You and James need to move to Dallas.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
You and James need to move to Dallas.

couldn't agree more. this is my last year of edumacation in da colege place :P

~Andrew

Oh well... at least there is a haven for us mean heartless judgemental gay people...

lol, indeed. i think im gonna go to bed. been a loooooong week.

getting my car saturday

~Andrew

Hilarious Movie, dude! Watch out, this is the Bible Belt here. And you KNOW how they LOVE to pick and choose what verses from the Old Testament to use to judge you by, then they conveniently forget what the New Testament says.

Oh oh! time for the Hypocrite Fish!

KoKo/Doppelganger's wife said she needed a gay friend to be a hag for. She met James and said since he liked cars he wasn't gay enough. I replied, well there is another gay guy on CEG who likes cars, so I put them together, now I have two 1/2 gay guys and that equals a whole.

Did I hear a hole?

(Are they supposed to make noise?)

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
You and James need to move to Dallas.

Well, my house money would certainly go a hell of a lot farther.

Yes it would. You have family here.

That too... I was referring to the house prices in general. When I was talking with the Mazda6 dudes, I was shocked at how little the houses cost compared to mine.

This home is similar, though I don't have wood floors or the tacky lighting this one does. Home

I would use the Jedi Mind Trick on you, but it only works on the weak minded.

getting my car tomorrow! w00t!

leaving at 8am to hit the bank in rushville, IN at 9am when they open, then headed straight down to Cinci, OH to get the car, then promptly back to Beech Grove, IN to install my stereo stuff in it, and then to take some pics so i can whore on CEG

~Andrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
so i can whore on CEG

CEG needs more gay whores!

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
so i can whore on CEG

CEG needs more gay whores!

i really could not agree more.

[chant] more gay whores more gay whores more gay whores [/chant]

~Andrew

My earlier post would make a great sig!

whistle whistle

~Andrew

Hey! Nice sig!

yeah, it pretty much rocks.

i think i am gonna get my fro cut at lunch.

~Andrew

Get a frohawk! That would be secsee!

i don't look good in anything but a nice tight fade, fo sho.

~Andrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
so i can whore on CEG

CEG needs more gay whores!

i really could not agree more.

[chant] more gay whores more gay whores more gay whores [/chant]

~Andrew

I wanna be a gay whore...

Are you gay?

You live in Ohio, of course you are gay! What was I thinking?

Are you slutty?

Originally posted by PeppermintPatty:
I wanna be a gay whore...

DO IT!

~Andrew

P. Patty,

Tell us bout yourself. How did you find you way here to SC CEG? Are you a ugly girl like your name implies?

-UEM

aight, im outta here for a while. gonna cut muh hair and eat sum lunch.

i love you all.

~Andrew

Bastard in a different time zone!

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
Are you gay?

You live in Ohio, of course you are gay! What was I thinking?

Are you slutty?

Yes to all...

The only ones I've been able to hook up w/ are the straight girls in the office...like they're in some kind of competition to see who can get the lesbo's attention first. WTF, I'm game...

I just nevah know what to say...I can't handle rejection, makes me feel like I have a third nipple or something

I like that you are candid! If you can handle a few smart asses and a couple of queens... Welcome to South Central CEG!

BTW- We/I gay and race bash all the time. Is that cool? Oh are you colored? Because that would be super!

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
P. Patty,

Tell us bout yourself. How did you find you way here to SC CEG? Are you a ugly girl like your name implies?

-UEM

well, I used to be known about the boards as "SVZETEC"...now that there will be a big change & I no longer have a contour, I've decided to just be P.P.

No, not ugly, but the alternative girl in the group...

I've always admired the members & threads on SC-CEG & wished that I could one day be deserving enough to participate...so I've followed the other homo's in search of acceptance

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
I Oh are you colored? Because that would be super!

I don't want to disapoint at such an early stage in our relationship...but I want to be honest. I'm a short white girl, but I do have a tan.

I'll have to call lilSVTless and tell her we have a lesbo. She is super kewl! If she were gay and I was gay, she would be all mine.

I think if we get one more gay, we get a toaster. Sweet! Who can were recruit? Hmmm?

Originally posted by PeppermintPatty:

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
I Oh are you colored? Because that would be super!

I don't want to disapoint at such an early stage in our relationship...but I want to be honest. I'm a short white girl, but I do have a tan.

I'm all for White Power, as long as it's John White Power!

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
I'll have to call lilSVTless and tell her we have a lesbo. She is super kewl! If she were gay and I was gay, she would be all mine.

lol

She can't be all your's, there must be more gay whores!

J.W. That's koko/dopp right?

Originally posted by PeppermintPatty:

J.W. That's koko/dopp/meatwad right?

The one and only!

Originally posted by PeppermintPatty:

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
Are you gay?

You live in Ohio, of course you are gay! What was I thinking?

Are you slutty?

Yes to all...

The only ones I've been able to hook up w/ are the straight girls in the office...like they're in some kind of competition to see who can get the lesbo's attention first. WTF, I'm game...

I just nevah know what to say...I can't handle rejection, makes me feel like I have a third nipple or something

Ahhh, the bicurious crowd.

"I support gay marriage, why shouldn't they be as miserable as the rest of us."

Kinky Friedman

Yes. We are all aware of your Kinky quotes.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by PeppermintPatty:

J.W. That's koko/dopp/meatwad right?

The one and only!

Hahahaha! That's me.

Btw, gay folks are cool. I'm not gay, but I'm gay friendly.

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
getting my car tomorrow! w00t!

leaving at 8am to hit the bank in rushville, IN at 9am when they open, then headed straight down to Cinci, OH to get the car, then promptly back to Beech Grove, IN to install my stereo stuff in it, and then to take some pics so i can whore on CEG

~Andrew

Spill it, whatcha getting?

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:
I'm not gay, but I'm very gay friendly.

That's why they call you "Meatwad!"

Originally posted by ZoomZoom Diva:
That too... I was referring to the house prices in general. When I was talking with the Mazda6 dudes, I was shocked at how little the houses cost compared to mine.

This home is similar, though I don't have wood floors or the tacky lighting this one does. Home

Here what you can get in Texas.

Canyon Lake

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
Yes. We are all aware of your Kinky quotes.

I thought you liked my Kinky quotes?

...I feel so used.

I love Canyon Lake, it's just too far and too close to my dads wife. They are destroying the Hill Country with all the development. It's a shame, it is beautiful there.

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
Yes. We are all aware of your Kinky quotes.

I thought you liked my Kinky quotes?

...I feel so used.

I do, as long as you are not repeating yourself.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
Yes. We are all aware of your Kinky quotes.

I thought you liked my Kinky quotes?

...I feel so used.

I do, as long as you are not repeating yourself.

I was just repeating myself for our northern friends.

I went to the same highschool as Kinky. We are both Maroons!

Why are random people like SVTatGT reading this thread? How did you find it and why did you read it?

I don't know what you are talking about

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
Why are random people like SVTatGT reading this thread? How did you find it and why did you read it?

Originally posted by SVTatGT:
I don't know what you are talking about

Seriously...come out of the closet

Originally posted by SVTatGT:
I don't know what you are talking about

ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was trying to see what kind of car Andrew got, but he is very tight lipped

I know what he got!

Thats no fair. I have to wait till he starts whoring to get in on the action.

Originally posted by SVTatGT:
I was trying to see what kind of car Andrew got, but he is very tight lipped

that's a good thing, right?

Originally posted by SVTatGT:
Thats no fair. I have to wait till he starts whoring to get in on the action.

Come out of the closet and I might tell you!

Originally posted by PeppermintPatty:

Originally posted by SVTatGT:
I was trying to see what kind of car Andrew got, but he is very tight lipped

that's a good thing, right?

touch�?©

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by SVTatGT:
Thats no fair. I have to wait till he starts whoring to get in on the action.

Come out of the closet and I might tell you!

R Kelley is getting on my nerves anyway, im leaving the closet

Is my rabbit laughing or yawning at your joke?

HE IS YAWNING! I won't spill the beans for a lame ass joke.

that was pretty lame

I will go back to the Southeast where I belong

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
I went to the same highschool as Kinky. We are both Maroons!

I went to the same college as LBJ. We are both drunks!

"Eat em up Cats! Meow, hssstt!"

SWTSU?

wow, i leave for one afternoon and we are already in a toaster winning contest. there is at least 1 more gay man on CEG that isn't out we could maybe get in here. gays ftw!!!

and yes, my lips are tight. virgin, [censored].

~Andrew

It all recovers... but the last thing I want to do is destroy a perfectly good top. There already aren't enough of them to go around.

I know of several other gay CEG'ers... though I don't tell.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
SWTSU?

SouthWasted State.

They sent me a new diploma when the dropped the SouthWasted from the name. I feel so edumacated now.

I went there too, and I refuse to recognize the new name.

just got my new car back from cinci, oh. installing the stereo in about an hour, but have to work tonight. will post some pics tomorrow after a good wash/wax/interior cleaning

~Andrew

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:
I went there too, and I refuse to recognize the new name.

I helped my frat buy a new house last year. I went by the new house last friday and everyone was still "asleep."

I went there at noon.

I asked one of the hungover actives if he had registered for classes and he said "late registration is next week sir."

I miss college

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
"sir."

alright, finally home for the night (morning!?). install took a bit longer than expected and my boss is a complete dousche (sp?). will post pics tomorrow after i clean it and such.

~Andrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
just got my new car back from cinci, oh. installing the stereo in about an hour, but have to work tonight. will post some pics tomorrow after a good wash/wax/interior cleaning

~Andrew

You got a new car???

har har har

~Andrew

pics:
http://www.contour.org/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=picsvids&Number=1299635&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=2&fpart=1

~Andrew

How about these?

lol

~Andrew

ok, so here's the deal.

i am going to Conroe, TX, then to Galveston, then to Evant, TX for my trip.

~Andrew

I'm sorry.

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
ok, so here's the deal.

i am going to Conroe, TX, then to Galveston, then to Evant, TX for my trip.

~Andrew

One of those three is friendly to t3h gheyz. The other ones you might need to get a can of Skoal.

Originally posted by Hightower GT:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
ok, so here's the deal.

i am going to Conroe, TX, then to Galveston, then to Evant, TX for my trip.

~Andrew

One of those three is friendly to t3h gheyz. The other ones you might need to get a can of Skoal.

i've got a really cute flannel vest and knee-torn jeans with a pink neck scarf i can wear. will i fit in?

~Andrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
will i fit in?

~Andrew

Fit in whom?

Originally posted by Hightower GT:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
will i fit in?

~Andrew

Fit in whom?

OH SNAP!!!!

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Hightower GT:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
will i fit in?

~Andrew

Fit in whom?

OH SNAP!!!!

That's a shame. That dude plays a badass tough guy on Prison Break. LOL.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

ummm... I don't do that...

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:

That's a shame. That dude plays a badass tough guy on Prison Break. LOL.

They are filmimg Prison Break in McKinney. Just follow the signs off 75 that say PB. Seriously.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Doppelg�?¤nger:

That's a shame. That dude plays a badass tough guy on Prison Break. LOL.

They are filmimg Prison Break in McKinney. Just follow the signs off 75 that say PB. Seriously.

Yeah, I heard that. Cool. G and I love that show!

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
ok, so here's the deal.

i am going to Conroe, TX, then to Galveston, then to Evant, TX for my trip.

~Andrew

Lake Conroe is cool(not the town). Where the hell is Evant? And don't listen to the Hightowers, Galveston is fun 4 d tourists

( it just suck a$$ to be a local)

While in Galveston,you have to go to The Strand (trust me

)The Strand

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
ok, so here's the deal.

i am going to Conroe, TX, then to Galveston, then to Evant, TX for my trip.

~Andrew

Lake Conroe is cool(not the town). Where the hell is Evant? And don't listen to the Hightowers, Galveston is fun 4 d tourists
( it just suck a$$ to be a local)

While in Galveston,you have to go to The Strand (trust me )The Strand

What can I say to that? Except............... I don't own/drive a mini van and I never will.

Originally posted by �?�?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
ok, so here's the deal.

i am going to Conroe, TX, then to Galveston, then to Evant, TX for my trip.

~Andrew

Lake Conroe is cool(not the town). Where the hell is Evant? And don't listen to the Hightowers, Galveston is fun 4 d tourists
( it just suck a$$ to be a local)

While in Galveston,you have to go to The Strand (trust me )The Strand

What can I say to that? Except............... I don't own/drive a mini van and I never will.

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:

That says it all!

i'm sunburned and about 1,000,000 brain cells lighter, but i made it back from chicago in one piece

~Andrew

You never told me you were going. James could have met you there and taken you to Cafe Babareba! The sangria is to die for!

Plus it's romantic. <3

You need to go on Memorial day weekend. IML is there!

<-- link not recomended if you are at work, no nudity if clicked, just might get strange looks from the boss or possibly a promotion

DFW needs IML!

Valves? I don't need no stinking valves!

Originally posted by ZoomZoom Diva:
Valves? I don't need no stinking valves!

Wha chu smokin Willis?

Originally posted by �?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by ZoomZoom Diva:
Valves? I don't need no stinking valves!

Wha chu smokin Willis?

Probably the same stuff TO is smokin' if he thinks the Big Tuna is gonna put up with his crap much longer.

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:

Probably the same stuff TO is smokin' if he thinks the Big Tuna is gonna put up with his crap much longer.

Just like you, I could give a rats ass about TO or the Cowboys. I hate football!

story time!

so i went to the mall this afternoon with one of my straight guy friends (one of the coolest people in the world

). he wanted to get some new CD's and i wanted to get some more body spray/shower gel stuffs. after we get the CD's from Sam Goody (love that place) we hit Bath & Body Works. we go through squirting each other with the body sprays and smelling, etc... to find one i really like. about 10 minutes into our visit there, an employee comes up and asks in a non-inquisitive tone "Oh, you two aren't together, are you?" my friend was sort of taken aback by the question/comment, and i answered, "no." the employee then began flirting with me pretty aggressively until we finally found the scent i wanted (sun rippened rasberry

) and went to the checkout. once my friend and i got back to the car he said he was fairly hurt that the employee just assumed we weren't together. he was wondering if he wasn't cute enough to be gay/with me and if there was something wrong with him in general. it seemed an amusing situation to me, but my friend was actually quite upset by it. then i f*cked him so he would feel a bit prettier. the end.

~Andrew

sounds like an episode of Seinfeld, but your story has man-sex in it.

all stories benefit from man-sex

~Andrew

[Stephen Lynch]

Here we are
Dear old friends
You and I drunk again
laughs have been had
tears have been shed
maybe the whisky has gone to my head
but if I were gay
I would give you my heart
and if I were gay
you'd be my work of art
and if I were gay
we would swim in romance
but im not gay
so get your hand out of my pants

Its not that I don't care,
I do.
I just dont see myself in you.
Another time, another scene,
I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean!
'Cause if i were gay
I would give you my soul,
and if i were gay
I would give you my whole... being,
and if i were gay
we would tear down the walls,
but I'm Not gay
so wont you stop cupping my ba... Hand

we've never hugged
we've never kissed
i've never been intimate with your fist
you have opened brand new doors
get over here and drop ... your ... Drawers

[/Stephen Lynch]

Thanks Pimpy, I needed that.

Originally posted by �?ber Evil Mushu!:
Thanks Pimpy, I needed that.

~Andrew

i feel so fat. i just ate 12 sliders

~Andrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
i feel so fat. i just ate 12 sliders

~Andrew

I hope you're posting from the bathroom!

On the valve joke... I was quoting a rotary T-shirt. Not as good as the "Let me show you my Wankel" one

Originally posted by ZoomZoom Diva:

I hope you're posting from the bathroom!

screw bathrooms, i'm rocking my party panties

~Andrew

I <3 that!

ROFL...

White Castle's are called "sliders" because of how they exit, not how they enter.

it's true. those lil bastards slide right on out

~Andrew

God, we turn into the Ultimate Gay Thread at night.

....."macho, macho man....."

Just thought I'd take the opportunity to more accurately portray the subject of this thread.

I guess Texas is the "Friendship State." How about a little more lesbian girl on girl action just to keep me from having nightmares after eating some White Castle burgers.

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
I guess Texas is the "Friendship State." How about a little more lesbian girl on girl action just to keep me from having nightmares after eating some Man Sausage through a glory hole.

f1x0rd

going to Hooters this evening for dinner

. LOVE their cheese fries

~Andrew

Sliders and Hooters? Oh my!

Originally posted by �?ber Evil Mushu!:
Sliders and Hooters? Oh my!

that's how i role.

they had $5 pitchers (sp?) of beer!!!!

~Andrew

and i got a bottle (1/5) of jager and some redbulls. JAGERBOMBS!!!!!

~Andrew

i'm watching Pulp Fiction right now. i love this [censored] movie.

~Andrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
i'm watching Pulp Fiction right now. i love this [censored] movie.

~Andrew

One of the best movies ever! Also, one of the best soundtracks ever! Hmmm....might have to go watch me a little Tarantino goodness tonight too.

i ogt some taco from taco bellW!!!

ADnre2

a 40 og mices hard lemoande ia jere
!

~Andrewe

Someone didn't learn their lesson about drunk posting!

I'm drinkin' me some Amber Bock. mmmmmmm

o, jo;;ts hjimgry!

+Andnrw

Drunk at 10:30! Do you even TASTE what you're slamming down your gullet? (Well, White Castle and Hooters food, it may be best that you don't).

Pulp Fiction - the absolute WORST movie I have ever seen. It was a pointless manipulation of the audience to see how many hot buttons he could push.

Originally posted by ZoomZoom Diva:
Drunk at 10:30! Do you even TASTE what you're slamming down your gullet? (Well, White Castle and Hooters food, it may be best that you don't).

Pulp Fiction - the absolute WORST movie I have ever seen. It was a pointless manipulation of the audience to see how many hot buttons he could push.

yeah, i drink fast and early

. i try to pace myself, but i just go at it full steam ahead. and there's nothing wrong with White Castle and Hooters food

.

and i really had a hard time follow pulp fiction. i am certain that it is partially because of the alcohol, but it confused the hell outta me.

~Andrew

Originally posted by ZoomZoom Diva:
Pulp Fiction - the absolute WORST movie I have ever seen. It was a pointless manipulation of the audience to see how many hot buttons he could push.

Oh no you didn't! That is one of the BEST movies ever made. Right up there with Apollo 13 & MP and The Holy Grail.

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:

Originally posted by ZoomZoom Diva:
Pulp Fiction - the absolute WORST movie I have ever seen. It was a pointless manipulation of the audience to see how many hot buttons he could push.

Oh no you didn't! That is one of the BEST movies ever made. Right up there with Apollo 13 & MP and The Holy Grail.

Don't forget Terminator 2, Apocalypse Now, and Scarface.

I have just three words for you.

Better.

Off.

Dead.

"I want my two dollars!" FTMFW!!!!

OK...so it's not the best movie ever made, but it is my absolute favorite movie ever!

T2 Hydra? C'mon. It was pretty good and all, as far as sequels go, but it can't touch the original. Better one liners, "I'll be back!" Better story ultimately, and Arnold was so much closer to his Mr. Universe physique during the original. Plus, he was the good guy in T2. He's much better as the evil robot (although Robert Patrick did a fine job too).

TR - When it comes to Monty Python movies, I personally prefer Life of Brian to The Holy Grail. Maybe it comes from being a preacher's kid, and the whole insane blasphemous nature of the movie. It's hard to beat a bunch of guys being crucified and singing, "Always look on the bright siiiiide of life!" And don't forget the Roman who had the name "Incontinentia Buttocks"

Originally posted by IRingTwyce:
I have just three words for you.

Better.

Off.

Dead.

"I want my two dollars!" FTMFW!!!!

OK...so it's not the best movie ever made, but it is my absolute favorite movie ever!

T2 Hydra? C'mon. It was pretty good and all, as far as sequels go, but it can't touch the original. Better one liners, "I'll be back!" Better story ultimately, and Arnold was so much closer to his Mr. Universe physique during the original. Plus, he was the good guy in T2. He's much better as the evil robot (although Robert Patrick did a fine job too).

TR - When it comes to Monty Python movies, I personally prefer Life of Brian to The Holy Grail. Maybe it comes from being a preacher's kid, and the whole insane blasphemous nature of the movie. It's hard to beat a bunch of guys being crucified and singing, "Always look on the bright siiiiide of life!" And don't forget the Roman who had the name "Incontinentia Buttocks"

"Bigus Dikus"

Ok, Blazing Saddles, Pink Panther(Peter Sellers) and Mad Max(undubbed).

Terminator and Terminator 2 were OK movies. I wouldn't care to see them again, but I enjoyed them while I saw them.

Scarface, didn't tempt me to see it. I wouldn't enjoy it, so I have no intention on seeing it. Apocalypse Now, had to see that for a class. It is a great movie as a work of art, and I absolutely hated it.

I like to watch movies for fun and to be happy.

Pimpy... I expact a man to be able to go all night!

Originally posted by ZoomZoom Diva:
Terminator and Terminator 2 were OK movies. I wouldn't care to see them again, but I enjoyed them while I saw them.

Scarface, didn't tempt me to see it. I wouldn't enjoy it, so I have no intention on seeing it. Apocalypse Now, had to see that for a class. It is a great movie as a work of art, and I absolutely hated it.

I like to watch movies for fun and to be happy.

Pimpy... I expact a man to be able to go all night!

i am quite diverse in my movie selection. i am sucker for Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme movies (love martial arts/action movies). I also like comedies a lot! My absolute favorite genre is thriller/psychological thrillers. I guess if i had to name some of my favs off the top of my head:
Bloodsport
Kickboxer
Under Seige
Super Troopers
Office Space
Stepmom
Hostel

there are TONS more (i'm a movie buff

), but those come to mind immediately

and zoomy, i can go as long as you need darling

~Andrew

+1 on undubbed Mad Max. The movie sounds retarded with the American dubs on. Perfect car in my opinion, at least style-wise.

What about The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly? That is one of my favorite movies ever. Equilibrium and Kill Bill vol.1 are also at the top of my list.

Originally posted by Hydramatic:
Equilibrium ..... also at the top of my list.

Oh HELL YES!!! One VERY overlooked and underrated movie! I thought it was going to be a cheap Matrix knockoff. Boy was I ever wrong! Kick-ass fight scenes, good story. For those that don't know, kind of a cross between "Farenheit 451" and "1984", with a little bit of Matrix-style costuming.

Spaghetti Westerns rule too! If you've never seen it, check out "My Name Is Nobody" starring Terence Hill and Henry Fonda. Pretty much anything from Sergio Leone will be an entertaining watch!

everyone should watch Cube, and if you like it, Cube 2

~Andrew

Originally posted by IRingTwyce:
and Arnold was so much closer to his Mr. Universe physique during the original.

Looks like we got one boys!

Zatoichi <-- amazing and funny movie! Clicky!
Napoleon Dynamite, Airplane, Bubble Boy, Death Wish, Dave, Office Space, Love Actually, and Pride and Prejudice. All great movies.

Originally posted by �?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by IRingTwyce:
and Arnold was so much closer to his Mr. Universe physique during the original.

Looks like we got one boys!

I don't have to be one to appreciate what a badass Arnold was during his "Pumping Iron" days. Pretty interesting movie there too. ....And I didn't put in the droolie!

Cube was pretty trippy. I liked it when I saw it on SciFi. Haven't seen Cube 2 though.

**EDIT**

Zatoichi - believe it or not, I think that was on IFC a month or two ago. Caught a few minutes of it.

Sure. What ever you say.

Zatoichi is a film series. I really like the 2003 version.

Originally posted by �?ber Evil Mushu!:
Sure. What ever you say.

Zatoichi is a film series. I really like the 2003 version.

The link you provided was for a movie, not several movies (series). I read the plot summary, looked at the pics, and it was on IFC a month or two ago.

Sheesh.

right back at ya!

It's ok because I was talking about the movie I linked. I have not seen the series, so I can not say that they are as good as the one I saw. I would hope they would be. It is a great fun flick to check out. Most people won't watch because of the subtitles, which I only notice for about a minute or two. I think it is cool you watched some of it. If you get the chance again, watch it.

Originally posted by �?ber Evil Mushu!:
Napoleon Dynamite, Airplane, Bubble Boy, Death Wish, Dave, Office Space, Love Actually, and Pride and Prejudice. All great movies.

I did not get Napoleon Dynamite at all. Supposedly it's better with repeat watchings, but I'm hesistant because if it's still not good, then I'll be doubly pissed that I wasted my time twice.

Originally posted by louisw:

I did not get Napoleon Dynamite at all.

I don't doubt it. "They" remove your humor chip when you become a mod.

Originally posted by �?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by louisw:

I did not get Napoleon Dynamite at all.

I don't doubt it. "They" remove you humor chip when you become a mod.

it's true

~Andrew

Is there anything posted of any actual substance in this forum anymore?

Originally posted by tirminyl:
Is there anything posted of any actual substance in this forum anymore?

Is there anything posted of any actual substance in CEG anymore? What's your point?

Originally posted by louisw:

Originally posted by �?ber Evil Mushu!:
Napoleon Dynamite, Airplane, Bubble Boy, Death Wish, Dave, Office Space, Love Actually, and Pride and Prejudice. All great movies.

I did not get Napoleon Dynamite at all. Supposedly it's better with repeat watchings, but I'm hesistant because if it's still not good, then I'll be doubly pissed that I wasted my time twice.

I understood it completely. I WAS Napoleon in elementary school....

Except instead of having a TWA shirt, I had a Buick Grand National symbol baseball cap.

Originally posted by Hydramatic:

Originally posted by louisw:

Originally posted by �?ber Evil Mushu!:
Napoleon Dynamite, Airplane, Bubble Boy, Death Wish, Dave, Office Space, Love Actually, and Pride and Prejudice. All great movies.

I did not get Napoleon Dynamite at all. Supposedly it's better with repeat watchings, but I'm hesistant because if it's still not good, then I'll be doubly pissed that I wasted my time twice.

I understood it completely. I WAS Napoleon in elementary school.

Damn, suxors for you. LOL! I was just a plain old nerd.

i made some brownies last night

i am an awesome cook.

~Andrew

Originally posted by �?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by tirminyl:
Is there anything posted of any actual substance in this forum anymore?

Is there anything posted of any actual substance in CEG anymore? What's your point?

Hopefully, you wouldn't need me to point it out for you

Originally posted by Kokopellian:
I was just a plain old nerd.

Some things never change!

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
i made some brownies last night

i am an awesome cook.

~Andrew

Brownies, mmmm. Send some this way.

Originally posted by �?ber Evil Mushu!:

Originally posted by Kokopellian:
I was just a plain old nerd.

Some things never change!

That's right.

Originally posted by tirminyl:
Is there anything posted of any actual substance in this forum anymore?

Bill the Cat FTW!!!

Ack!!!

Originally posted by �?ber Evil Mushu!:
Napoleon Dynamite, Airplane, Bubble Boy, Death Wish, Dave, Office Space, Love Actually, and Pride and Prejudice. All great movies.

Sorry, but Napoleon Dynamite bored me too. Airplane is good, love Dave, Office Space was great until it tried to develop a plot, Love Actually is awesome.

For me, The Cutting Edge and Sweet Home Alabama are my two faves.

Pimpy, put the curling iron away!

A little late on the movie bandwagon, but my all time favorite is "The Princess Bride".

followed closely by:
Lethal Weapon 4 (then any of the others)
Die Hard with a Vengeance
40 year old virgin
pretty much an Adam Sandler influenced film
and, Jim Carrey FTW.