This is the official thread to ask Mushu for advice on any subject. Although she is not technically a "Moderator", she has the authority to publically humiliate and flog you. I will start the beating....
Oh great one, what is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
African or European?
BTW- If you ever have the chance go see
Spamalot . I saw it in Chicago before it went to Broadway. It was extremely funny. It also just won the Tony award for best musical.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
African or European?
BTW- If you ever have the chance go see Spamalot . I saw it in Chicago before it went to Broadway. It was extremely funny. It also just won the Tony award for best musical.
I've never heard of Spamalot, It looks great!!! I wonder if they will go on tour after Broadway (Houston or Dallas)? Oh wonderous Mushu, you are great and all knowing. 
This just turned in to the Bruce is kissing Kelly's butt thread.
WHAT did she do for YOU, my man?
Ray
You can attract more bees with honey than vinegar.
Or was it you can attract more flies with BS? Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
oh great and wise Evil Mushu,
what is the best smelling cologne for a man?
~Andrew
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
ACK.. NOT THAT!!
I'll leave!
Ray
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
oh great and wise Evil Mushu,
what is the best smelling cologne for a man?
~Andrew
Dior makes one called Dune. There is also a womans version if you have a lady or effeminate friend.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Dior makes one called Dune. There is also a womans version if you have a lady or effeminate friend.
does SAV count?
~Andrew
If he is your friend. He qualifies.
Oh Mushu, Guru of all that is known whose wisdom goes beyond what is comprehensible, please provide me with the answers to the following questions:
1. Why is beer digusting?
2. Where's Waldo?
3. What motorcycle size should I buy? A 600cc, 750cc, or Liter bike?
4. Who killed Kennedy?
5. Do aliens really exist?
6. Will I ever own a Porche?
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Oh Mushu, Guru of all that is known whose wisdom goes beyond what is comprehensible, please provide me with the answers to the following questions:
1. Why is beer digusting?
Because you are a wuss
2. Where's Waldo?
Waldo is actually Osma Bin Laden. So, ask the CIA
3. What motorcycle size should I buy? A 600cc, 750cc, or Liter bike?
B!tchn Super Bike
4. Who killed Kennedy?
Oswald acted alone. I know this for a fact. Ask me next time I see you
5. Do aliens really exist?
I offer up ... Brown Bear. No one ever said aliens were smart.
6. Will I ever own a Porche?
Sure. Why not?
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Oh great one, what is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
The average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Oh great one, what is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
The average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
omgwtfbbq! she really is all-knowing. 
~Andrew
Originally posted by All Knowin EvilMushu:
You had doubts?
heavens no!
~Andrew
Oh gracious one who is wise in many ways, how do you tell a woman that she is....er....heavier than a laden African swallow?
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Oh gracious one who is wise in many ways, how do you tell a woman that she is....er....heavier than a laden African swallow?
Sir, although I am no where near as blessed with the grand wisdom of the exaulted one..... I shall attempt to answer this question....
YOU DON'T TELL HER! Let her figure it out on her own if you still desire harmony. That is all I have to offer.
I'm with Mr. White on that one.
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Dior makes one called Dune. There is also a womans version if you have a lady or effeminate friend.
does SAV count?
~Andrew
Damn, that one actually brought me to my knees.
-SAV
Dearest omnipotent, all knowing Mushu, my question is why?
Oh great Evil Mushu please tell me:
1) When are you and Chris going to come to Toronto for a visit?
2) When will Chris decide to sell me those custom taillights so I can put them on my car
?
Aaron
Originally posted by Buckshot77:
Dearest omnipotent, all knowing Mushu, my question is why?
I believe the correct answer is "why not."
Originally posted by Buckshot77:
Dearest omnipotent, all knowing Mushu, my question is why?
Why Not?
Ok, I answered your question before I read TR's response. He is right as well.
I must sincerely apologize. I didn't realize this had become the ask Mushu/Koko/TexasRealtor thread.
NVS SVT asks:
1) When are you and Chris going to come to Toronto for a visit?
Possibly soon. I like C eh N eh d eh ......eh! 2) When will Chris decide to sell me those custom taillights so I can put them on my car
?
If it were up to all knowin Evil Mushu, soon.
Excellent, keep me posted
Aaron
You need to respond in the form of a question.
So, all knowing evil Mushu, when will the presence of the Hightower clan be gracing the fields of Iowa (August 13 would work well, hint)?
Buckshot77 asks:
So, all knowing evil Mushu, when will the presence of the Hightower clan be gracing the fields of Iowa (August 13 would work well, hint)?
Chris will be using his annual "drag your wife to car events" allotment this October at: BBORR We are also booked solid for Chris's work in the exciting fantastic town of Houston, Texas all summer. Ugggh!
Ahh yes Evil Mushu, that is a good plan, but did you know that there will be alternative activities for the women who do not want to go to the car event at this meet?
Your humblest of servants,
Rick
Oh great one who is wise in many ways, please answer my inquirey.
If a train leaves Chicago at 10:00am traveling at 64 MPH and a train leaves St Louis at 10:15am traveling at 73MH, how much is a Porter draft at BJ's?
Honey if it gets me out of Houston in August, I might consider it.
Originally posted by All Knowin EvilMushu:
Honey if it gets me out of Houston in August, I might consider it.
What part of Houston are ya'll stuck in?
i am going to houston this fall sometime
~Andrew
TexasRealtor asks:
If a train leaves Chicago at 10:00am traveling at 64 MPH and a train leaves St Louis at 10:15am traveling at 73MH, how much is a Porter draft at BJ's?
The first one is free. Depending on the time, happy hour or not: $3-4 bucks. A growler costs more. TexasRealtor asks:
What part of Houston are ya'll stuck in?
Midtown/Downtown. Hopefully on Dallas Street
Pimpalicious316 doesn't ask: i am going to houston this fall sometime
However, A.N.E. Mushu will respond:
Houston in the fall is nothing to bust a nut over.
I haven't lived in Houston for a while, but The Timberwolf and The Gingerman where pretty cool places.
Houston, for all intents and purposes, is the Armpit of the US.
(No offense to Houstonians, I was born in Pasadena, so I'm not "hating".. just "stating"..
Ray
I've been to the Gingerman there. We are right by a art house theatre, a Benihana, and a pool hall so I am happy.
Originally posted by All Knowin EvilMushu:
Pimpalicious316 doesn't ask: i am going to houston this fall sometime
However, A.N.E. Mushu will respond: Houston in the fall is nothing to bust a nut over.
is that some kinda crack about my "signs and symptoms" topic?
~Andrew
Pimpalicious316 asks:
is that some kinda crack about my "signs and symptoms" topic?
Why, yes it is.
Originally posted by All Knowin EvilMushu:
Pimpalicious316 asks:
is that some kinda crack about my "signs and symptoms" topic?
Why, yes it is.
well hardy har har
how long does it take to bake a nice double layer cake from scratch? any good recipes?
~Andrew
Pimpalicious316 asks:
how long does it take to bake a nice double layer cake from scratch? any good recipes?
This is a great summer cake. Depending on your skill level, I would say at least 3 hours. This recipe serves 12.
Lemon Cake
2 1/2 cups cake flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, slightly softened
1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
2 large whole eggs, at room temperature
3 large egg yolks, at room temperature
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 teaspoon grated lemon zest
1/4 cup fresh lemon juice
1/2 cup whole milk
Lemon Filling
2 large egg yolks
1/3 cup granulated sugar
1/4 cup fresh lemon juice
2 tablespoons unsalted butter, slightly softened
Pinch of salt
1 teaspoon finely grated lemon zest
1/2 cup heavy cream
Lemon Frosting:
3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
3 1/2 cups confectioners' sugar
2 tablespoons heavy cream
2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice
1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 teaspoon finely grated lemon zest
1. To make the lemon cake, preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Butter the bottom and sides of two 9-inch round cake pans. Dust the pans with flour and tap out the excess.
2. In a medium bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Stir together the dry ingredients with a whisk. Set aside.
3. In an electric stand mixer, using the paddle attachment or beaters, beat the butter on medium speed for about 30 seconds, or until creamy. Gradually add the sugar, increase the speed to medium-high, and continue to beat until the mixture is light, about 3 minutes. Scrape down the sides of the bowl.
4. Add the whole eggs and egg yolks, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Beat in the vanilla and lemon zest. Reduce the speed to low and gradually beat in he lemon juice (the batter will appear curdled at this point smooth out after you add the dry ingredients). Beat in the dry ingredients in 3 additions alternately with milk in 2 additions. Scrape down the sides of the bowl and beat for another 10 seconds. Scrape the batter into the prepared pans.
5. Bake the cakes for 20 to 25 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of each cake comes out clean. Cool the cakes in the pans on wire racks for 20 minutes. Invert the cakes onto the rakcs and cool completely.
6. To make the lemon filling, in a medium nonreactive saucepan, whisk together the yolks and sugar until combined. Whisk in the lemon juice, butter, and salt. Cook over medium-low heat, stirring constantly with a wooden spoon, for 5 to 6 minutes, or until the mixture turns opaque, thickens, and coats the back of the spoon. Do not let the filling boil, or it will curdle. Pour the mixture through a fine mesh sieve into a medium bowl. Stir in the lemon zest and allow the filling to cool.
7.Cover with plastic wrap, pressing directly onto the surface, and refrigerate for 1 hour, or until chilled.
8. In a clean bowl of the electric mixer, using the whisk attachment or beaters, beat the heavy cream on high speed until soft peaks form. Remove the lemon filling from the refrigerator and whisk until smooth. Using a rubber spatula, gently fold the whipped cream into the filling. Cover the bowl and refrigerate the filling until ready to assemble the cake.
9. To make the lemon frosting, in the large bowl of the electric mixer, using the paddle attachment or beaters, beat the butter on medium speed until creamy, about 30 seconds. Gradually beat in the confectioners' sugar on low speed. Add the cream, lemon juice, vanilla, and lemon zest. Increase the speed to medium-high, and beat for about 3 minutes, or until the frosting is light and fluffy.
10. To assemble the cake, place 1 cake layer on a serving plate. Pile the lemon filling onto the center using a small offset metal spatula, and spread it into an even layer, leaving a 1-inch border around the edge of the cake layer. Top with the second cake layer. Frost the top and sides of the cake with the lemon frosting. (If some of the filling oozes out from the middle, just blend it with the frosting around the sides of the cake.) Serve the cake immediately, or refrigerate and bring to room temperature before serving.
Oh great one who is wise in many ways, please answer my inquirey
do you like banana pudding with the vanilla wafers?
will human kind ever get smart enough and resposible enough to handle flying cars and or time travle
johnwilliams474 asks:
do you like banana pudding with the vanilla wafers?
It is demanded by the gods that I do. So, yes. will human kind ever get smart enough and resposible enough to handle flying cars and or time travle
In regards to flying cars:
smart enough - yes
and resposible enough - no, unless the are driven by a preprogamed computer program, then maybe.
time travel - no
A interesting link
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Obie1 asks: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day
972 butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour
80 butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 2002 butt cords
was attained on 6-15-1996.
Interesting fact: woodchuks chuck no wood on ground hog day.
Originally posted by All Knowin EvilMushu:
Obie1 asks: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day
972 butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour
80 butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 2002 butt cords
was attained on 6-15-1996.
Dizaam!! 
All Hail the omnipitent, the all seeing, the soul snacking, sith lord that is MUSHU
Originally posted by Obie1:
Dizaam!!
All Hail the omnipitent, the all seeing, the soul snacking, sith lord that is MUSHU
What part of All Knowing do you people not understand?
all knowing mushu, did you know that asiya will be going to buckshot's in august? also, which is heavier a 5 lb. sack of potatos or 5 pounds of gummy bears?
mikey boy asks:
all knowing mushu, did you know that asiya will be going to buckshot's in august?
I'm all knowing. Ofcourse I didn't.
also, which is heavier a 5 lb. sack of potatos or 5 pounds of gummy bears?
The potatoes. I would have eaten a few gummy bears, so they would weigh less.
oh great mushu with all knowing power
im am sorry i did have doubts
all hail mushu
Originally posted by johnwilliams474:
i did have doubts
I should b!tch slap you for that.
Where is kristen, mushu?
When will the wemmins of SCCEG ever have a meet again?
Zum asks:
Where is kristen, mushu?
She is a newlywed. She is doing what newlyweds do.
When will the wemmins of SCCEG ever have a meet again?
Soon.
When can Megan and I stay at Hightower Estates?
MY99SVT asks:
When can Megan and I stay at Hightower Estates?
The Hightower's would love a visit from the Kirk's. We would need to schedule it for a weekend we will be in Dallas, unless... you might consider coming to Houston.
Two questions:
Where's my drink you promised me (when can I come and collect, I mean)
and
How much does this thread make you feel like queen s$^t ('da man..err.. woman, as it were)
Ray
PaPaRay asks Two-Three questions:
Where's my drink you promised me
Oh. Is this one yours? I'll get you a fresh one when I see you.
(when can I come and collect, I mean)
When the baby can travel and or be left with grandma.
and
How much does this thread make you feel like queen s$^t ('da man..err.. woman, as it were)
Queen Sh!t will do nicely. I know you guys are just being nice so I wont flog you.
Mushu asks where her cookie is b!tch!?
[el color: azul]Mushu asks where her cookie is b!tch!?[/el color]
I would answer that, but I am not you, and this isn't my thread...
Ray
Thank you..
I'm not TOTALLY inept..
Ray
dear all knowing and incredibly attractive mushu,
what do you prefer, coke or pepsi and why?
~Andrew
Pimpalicious316 asks: dear all knowing and incredibly attractive mushu,
what do you prefer, coke or pepsi and why?
Coke. Because, Pepsi really does suck. It's not like Dr. Pepper or RC Cola which are ok. Pepsi always tasted flat to me.
[steps onto the hot coals]
Kelly, I ask this:
Why?
-SAV
Ouch... that was below the belt.
Go ahead.
add a tick to your little sig...
MY ANSWER... why not?
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
add a tick to your little sig...
Don't have to tell me twice. 
I just know she's gonna make some sort of comment as to "why I'm back", likely with some sarcastic antecdote and an insultingly discriptive adjective. I just know it. 
-SAV
especially since even if she WASN'T.. she will now
Ray
All knowing one...... Why do most hot dogs come in packs of 10 when most hot dog buns come in packs of 8?
SAV asks: Why?
A.N.E. Mushu will answer with a question. Can you not read?
Originally posted by All Knowin EvilMushu:
Originally posted by Buckshot77:
Dearest omnipotent, all knowing Mushu, my question is why?
Why Not?
Obie1 asks: All knowing one...... Why do most hot dogs come in packs of 10 when most hot dog buns come in packs of 8?
It's how the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council gets Americans to eat 20 billion a year. Although they will not admit that publicly. Average 70 per person.
Hot Diggity Dawg!
Where I live which is better than where you live, sells hotdogs in packs of 8.
Dear ANE Mushu, If I have a 400+ horsepower contour, will women fall to their knees and beg to be my love slave?
I can answer that.
no.
you need 40
1+..anything other than that is "just a contour"...
Ray
Oh Brilliant Wicked Wench:
Can you tell me how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop? And can I watch?
Buckshot77 asks: Dear ANE Mushu, If I have a 400+ horsepower contour, will women fall to their knees and beg to be my love slave?
I think that question is better answered by your lovely wife. Hold on, I'll call her and ask...... She said NO. She also said you need to call her when you read this.
SVZETEC asks:
Can you tell me how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop? After removing the wrapper, of course...
I knew this one was coming. There have been many scientific studies and machines modeled after the human tounge have actually been built to try to answer this. I however believe one should never send a machine to do a mans work.
So the human average is..... 252
Machine average is.... 386
And can I watch?
Sorry, no. I can't reveal my trade secrets.
Originally posted by Ray:
I would answer that, but I am not you, and this isn't my thread...
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
I can answer that.
no.
you need 401+..anything other than that is "just a contour"...
Ray
Hypocrite much?
Originally posted by All Knowin EvilMushu:
There have been many scientific studies and machines modeled after the human tounge have actually been built to try to answer this.
I didn't think those were built for that purpose...
Wow yUo are reely smirt! YuO make me fel dum...
ANE Mushu, can you please remind me of my wife's name? Also, did she mention that she thinks my tractor's sexy?
Originally posted by All Knowin EvilMushu:
Originally posted by Ray:
I would answer that, but I am not you, and this isn't my thread...
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
I can answer that.
no.
you need 401+..anything other than that is "just a contour"...
Ray
Hypocrite much?
Originally posted by ANE Mushu:
I really am All Knowing.
fibber much?
Ray
Buckshot77 asks: ANE Mushu, can you please remind me of my wife's name?
Miranda
Also, did she mention that she thinks my tractor's sexy?
Do you mean the one on your dad's farm?
Ray asks: fibber much?
No. And since I am all knowing, I would know the answer to that.
Oh great and powerful one, I beg you anwswer my question.
Why do most medical circles tell pregnant women not to drink, when most women became pregnant because they were drunk?
TexasRealtor asks:
Why do most medical circles tell pregnant women not to drink, when most women became pregnant because they were drunk?
Men get women drunk so they will sleep with them. Women don't drink for the next 9 months because they want to be clear headed when thinking about the revenge the will seek on the man who knocked'em up
Originally posted by All Knowin EvilMushu:
Men get women drunk so they will sleep with them. Women don't drink for the next 9 months because they want to be clear headed when thinking about the revenge the will seek on the man who knocked'em up
That means ray's in trouble...
Oh power-tripping princess of the dark SC underworld, one more question if I may:
Why, in fact, did the chicken cross the road?
SVZETEC asks:Why, in fact, did the chicken cross the road?
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
If you must know, SHE pulled on MY door gong's rope!
Ray
All knowing all powerful EvilMushu.
Will I ever win the lottery?
Originally posted by All Knowin EvilMushu:
SVZETEC asks:Why, in fact, did the chicken cross the road?
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Damn...she's good.
Originally posted by Ray:
If you must know, SHE pulled on MY door gong's rope!
GLChick'95 asks: Will I ever win the lottery?
Yes, but never the jackpot.
Originally posted by All Knowin EvilMushu:
GLChick'95 asks: Will I ever win the lottery?
Yes, but never the jackpot.
I only need a couple of G's, so that's good news.
All Knowing Evil Mushu....A Question If I May...
What Color Are My Eyes???
Pale Horse asks: What Color Are My Eyes???
Well, since you're always full of sh!t....
All knowing MUSHU!!!
Where were you tonight? We were expecting you...
Originally posted by All Knowin EvilMushu:
SVZETEC asks:Why, in fact, did the chicken cross the road?
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
I always thought the answer was " so she could free drinks from and knocked by the rooster on the other side."
Originally posted by Buckshot77:
Dearest omnipotent, all knowing Mushu, my question is why?
Originally posted by SAV:
Why?
-SAV
I have reflected even more on this query.
"Why?" is hardly ever the first question in a line of questioning. It's usually a follow up question asking for clarification, or elaboration, in which case the answer to "Why" becomes "Because", or even "Because I said so!"
99SESPORT asks: Where were you tonight? We were expecting you...
You have been enlightened, but I still feel bad.
All knowin' 1 Why are girl scout cookies so damn good
?
Why doesn't anyone want to be my friend anymore.
Originally posted by Obie1:
All knowin' 1 Why are girl scout cookies so damn good ?
I Will Interject Here...
Because They're Made From Real Girl Scouts.
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Originally posted by Obie1:
All knowin' 1 Why are girl scout cookies so damn good ?
I Will Interject Here...
Because They're Made From Real Girl Scouts.
You are no Mushu, young Skywalker.
Damnit....
Originally posted by Obie1:
All knowin' 1 Why are girl scout cookies so damn good ?
Where is Mushu? 
Originally posted by Obie1:
Where is Mushu?
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Where is Mushu?
Only I know where she is. 
Originally posted by Molson Hightower:
Quote:
Where is Mushu?
Only I know where she is.
being held hostage in her own home!
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
being held hostage in her own home!
Uh, I doubt it...
Oh great wise one, will the Spurs spank Detroit?
dude.. that's like having a loaded "Magic 8-Ball".. Every side of the die says "Yes.. Of course"..
Ray
Originally posted by EvilMushu Hightower:
Zum asks:
Where is kristen, mushu?
She is a newlywed. She is doing what newlyweds do.
When will the wemmins of SCCEG ever have a meet again?
Soon.
Ummm housework? My yard does look fabulous!
We MUST have a gtg soon.. the summer is like almost halfway over.. and no Kellers.. I am itchen for a burger and to show off my ride..
oh yeah, I am going to the Andy/Ashley wedding this Sunday.. I guess now that she is marrying him she won't hate me quite so much any more I will be sure to take lots o pics....
Anybody else notice the COMPLETE LACK OF A MUSHU in this thread?
All that should be posted are questions...And whenever MUSHU appears again, she will answer all!!!
wow... excuse me.. and people wonder why I do not post anymore..
only "i" know where I have been, althought Mushu can speculate
so there...
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Anybody else notice the COMPLETE LACK OF A MUSHU in this thread?
I think she had to go to Houston with the hub.
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
wow... excuse me.. and people wonder why I do not post anymore..
only "i" know where I have been, althought Mushu can speculate so there...
That wasn't a shot at you...Sorry...
lilsvtless makes me want to shart myself. In a good way.
Yeah baby! Hey Mushu what's gwarnin?
Oh great wise one, will San Antonio have professional football games for a couple of months?
Sorry guys/gals, I'm just not "feeling" CEG anymore. It was good while it lasted. I guess the death of the Ultimate Topic brought the death of me around here too. At least as a regular poster. I might chime in every now and then.
Funny thing is I asked Louis to lock the UT as a joke to be opened 2-3 days later, at the time he agreed, however he chose to leave it locked. I still don't understand that. I think he made a huge mistake. That to me was the end of what was so special here. I am sorry for my part in killing it.
CEG isn't fun anymore.
I went post-grad traveling for two months. no internet access abroad.
Originally posted by louisw:
I went post-grad traveling for two months. no internet access abroad.
So.
Originally posted by Mushu the Jokerlope:
CEG isn't fun anymore.
You need to get tha helloutta Houston!!!