10 step guide to having a CEG meet

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How to throw a CEG meet:

Step 1: pull your head out of your ass
Step 2: stop bellyaching about wanting to have a meet
Step 3: think of a time and place to have the meet at that would appeal to other members
Step 4: collect underwear
Step 5: post the meet time and place on CEG
Step 6: ........... (long pause)
Step 7: have actual meet at predetermined place
Step 8: PROFIT!
Step 9: have everyone post how awesome you are for putting together a kick ass meet
Step 10: wait a few weeks and repeat

Now that you have the formula I use when putting together a meet, this should never be an issue again.

I liek pie.

Sorry about that.

Step 11: pie

Originally posted by Mushu:

Step 4: collect underwear

What do you do with this?

It goes with steps 6 & 8. I needed filler.

You also forgot about everybody saying they are going to show up. Then when the day comes, 3 people show up, next day on teh forums, everybody posts excuses.

Or is that just with us KC area people? I thought it was a standard CEG thing though?

We are all just too spread out.

See....

A meet? Riiiiiiiiight..... LMAO!

I say we have a meet in Denton, John. Make these other jokers drive up to US!

Originally posted by infuryum:
I say we have a meet in Denton, John. Make these other jokers drive up to US!

Exactly! We know that Northern Texas is where it's at anyway.

12. Make sure you have members to go.

Originally posted by Mushu:
How to throw a CEG meet:

Step 1: pull your head out of your ass
Step 2: stop bellyaching about wanting to have a meet
Step 3: think of a time and place to have the meet at that would appeal to other members
Step 4: collect underwear
Step 5: post the meet time and place on CEG
Step 6: ........... (long pause)
Step 7: have actual meet at predetermined place
Step 8: PROFIT!
Step 9: have everyone post how awesome you are for putting together a kick ass meet
Step 10: wait a few weeks and repeat

Now that you have the formula I use when putting together a meet, this should never be an issue again.

"3-26, this Saturday. Keller's Drive in.

I show up at about 8.

Who will be there?"

Originally posted by Mr. Ed:

Originally posted by Mushu:
How to throw a CEG meet:

Step 1: pull your head out of your ass
Step 2: stop bellyaching about wanting to have a meet
Step 3: think of a time and place to have the meet at that would appeal to other members
Step 4: collect underwear
Step 5: post the meet time and place on CEG
Step 6: ........... (long pause)
Step 7: have actual meet at predetermined place
Step 8: PROFIT!
Step 9: have everyone post how awesome you are for putting together a kick ass meet
Step 10: wait a few weeks and repeat

Now that you have the formula I use when putting together a meet, this should never be an issue again.

"3-26, this Saturday. Keller's Drive in.

I show up at about 8.

Who will be there?"

Gimme an address. I'll see what I can do.

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