This Is The Ultimate Topic........................................Discuss Among Yourselves....
This ultimate topic sucks..
Ray
Trying to make a 30+ page topic? (based on how many posts are set per page of course ... )
Originally posted by Ray:
This ultimate topic sucks..
Originally posted by DirtySVT:
Originally posted by Ray:
This ultimate topic sucks..
Ray
Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by DirtySVT:
Originally posted by Ray:
This ultimate topic sucks..
Ray
Originally posted by johnwilliams474:
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by DirtySVT:
Originally posted by Ray:
This ultimate topic sucks..
Ray
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by johnwilliams474:
Originally posted by Ray:
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Originally posted by Ray:
This ultimate topic sucks..
Ray
Ray
Gay.
Originally posted by infuryum:
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by johnwilliams474:
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by DirtySVT:
Originally posted by Ray:
This ultimate topic sucks..
Ray
Ray
Gay.
Look At Ray....
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Originally posted by infuryum:
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by johnwilliams474:
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by DirtySVT:
Originally posted by Ray:
This ultimate topic sucks..
Ray
Ray
Gay.
Look At Ray....
Gay?, He Just May...
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Originally posted by infuryum:
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by johnwilliams474:
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by DirtySVT:
Originally posted by Ray:
This ultimate topic sucks..
Ray
Ray
Gay.
Look At Ray....
Gay?, He Just May...
Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Frickin' Word Rox0rz! Every Word Is Just As Important As The First. Oh, Back To The Ultimate Topic...
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Originally posted by infuryum:
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by johnwilliams474:
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by DirtySVT:
Originally posted by Ray:
This ultimate topic sucks..
Ray
Ray
Gay.
Look At Ray....
Gay?, He Just May...
be gay...... just kidding (it rymes)
Originally posted by Chris Hightower:
Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Frickin' Word Rox0rz! Every Word Is Just As Important As The First. Oh, Back To The Ultimate Topic...
I've poked fun at it several times. He either doesn't get it or he just doesn't care. I personally don't understand it, either.
Originally posted by johnwilliams474:
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Originally posted by infuryum:
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by johnwilliams474:
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by DirtySVT:
Originally posted by Ray:
This ultimate topic sucks..
Ray
Ray
Gay.
Look At Ray....
Gay?, He Just May...
be gay...... just kidding (it rymes)
I've got a baby on the way, so I hate to say that its not too likely for me to be gay, but ya'll just may..
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by johnwilliams474:
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Originally posted by infuryum:
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by johnwilliams474:
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by DirtySVT:
Originally posted by Ray:
This ultimate topic sucks..
Ray
Ray
Gay.
Look At Ray....
Gay?, He Just May...
be gay...... just kidding (it rymes)
I've got a baby on the way, so I hate to say that its not too likely for me to be gay, but ya'll just may..
Ray
just messing and congradulations
Please... If forums were the place to lose your temper and get offended at everything someone says, then you'd be in for a world of hurt every time you logged on. No offense taken, it was just a ryhme, to help get the "ultimate topic" to stop being so.. uhm.. un-ultimate..
Ray
One time I ate a dog cookie.
That's alright.. my dog eats my cookies all the time, so it evens out..
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by johnwilliams474:
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Originally posted by infuryum:
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by johnwilliams474:
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by DirtySVT:
Originally posted by Ray:
This ultimate topic sucks..
Ray
Ray
Gay.
Look At Ray....
Gay?, He Just May...
be gay...... just kidding (it rymes)
I've got a baby on the way, so I hate to say that its not too likely for me to be gay, but ya'll just may..
Ray
Soon you'll be sayin'
"I had the baby the other day
need to hit the hay
sleeping ,no way
baby quit cryin', OK?
diaper full o'shite, 5th time today!
Your time for 3:00am feedin' ,I say!
no time for wifey to lay
really not bad being gay."
Oh, to be gay.
What a wonderful way,
to excercise your butt,
without having to say,
"Man, these weights are heavy, today."
No time to for sports,
No time for play,
I have to get ready for my party,
and make a dinner tray.
I don't wear a tie,
Don't bother asking why.
Oops, gotta go watch T.V.
It's queer eye, for the straight guy.
(turns my ankles in to earrings)
Ray
Originally posted by louisw:
no postwhoring
Who is this guy? I haven't seen you post in a quite some time. Then again, I don't check every thread in here.
i can't lay tight rymes that way yall are good
Just wanted to help the cause.
I'll dip my baaaalllls in it.
Yeah, somehow I'm scratching my head wondering where this thread came from or is headed.
This is going nowhere
I agree.....we need to kick things up a bit.
Ill Start..
Originally posted by Zum:
Ill Start..
Now THAT'S kickin' it up a notch. Go Zum!
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
I'll dip my baaaalllls in it.
MTV'S "The State".....The Ultimate Comedy Slapstick!!!!!
Way Underrated...Many Of Those Guys (And Girls) Now Rock It Out Over At "RENO 911"...Also Funny But Not Ultimate Like This Thread Is.....
....And Zum....Very Nice ........
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
I'll dip my baaaalllls in it.
MTV'S "The State".....The Ultimate Comedy Slapstick!!!!!
Way Underrated...Many Of Those Guys (And Girls) Now Rock It Out Over At "RENO 911"...Also Funny But Not Ultimate Like This Thread Is.....
....And Zum....Very Nice ........
Actually, MTV and myself stole that line from Kids in the Hall from WAAAAY back in the day. Anyone remember them?
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Actually, MTV and myself stole that line from Kids in the Hall from WAAAAY back in the day. Anyone remember them?
Didn't Realize That...I Was Pretty Young When Kids In The Hall Was Around So I Didnt Get To Experience It. But If They Developed A Line Like That Then It Must Have Been Pretty Funny.....
so while we were out, we see these girls dancing on the bar. my very drunk friend smacked the left girl's tush.. and she danced
harder. But after the third or fourth smack, she started to move away from us, and finally we had room to get our drinks. Good times...
my contribution to the non-topic thread.
I'm so happy to be back in college.
On another note, I've rediscovered each of the four Deftones albums and I'm in bliss...
Originally posted by infuryum:
I'm so happy to be back in college.
On another note, I've rediscovered each of the four Deftones albums and I'm in bliss...
Deftones....Good Choice ( Around The Fur Or White Pony? )
What Happened To That Girls Pants???^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Oh I Know, The Rest Of Them Is In My Closet...
I've been listening to them all. Around the Fur is getting a lot of playback in my car at the moment, but I have all four of them readily available for insertion at a moment's notice.
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Actually, MTV and myself stole that line from Kids in the Hall from WAAAAY back in the day. Anyone remember them?
Didn't Realize That...I Was Pretty Young When Kids In The Hall Was Around So I Didnt Get To Experience It. But If They Developed A Line Like That Then It Must Have Been Pretty Funny.....
They were F'n hilarious! They have a DVD movie out. Don't know what it's called, but you should check it out.
Two Other Comedians That Are "Must Have" Are Eddie Izzard: Dressed To Kill And Lewis Black: Black On Broadway...Both Priceless...Eddie Izzard Has Some Other Comedy DVD's As Well Which Will Definitely Cause You To Urinate Uncontrollably.
Infuryum Is My Hero
mmmmmmmmmm....Infuryum.....
J/K!!!!!!!!Seriously!!!!!!!
I don't mind. Tell all the ladies. Maybe I can get "I <3 infuryum" on someone's boob!
OK ZUM, We Need More Groovy Pictures To Keep This Going!!!!
Nothing Too Riskee, But Tantalizing None The Less....Ready..........Go!
I have some of me, if you want...
Pale.. I tried that once, and my wife enjoyed taking the pictures of her, but CEG kinda jumped on me. I could've cared less, but some disliked that I would post my wife on CEG like that, etc... (some liked, others didn't..)
Oh well..
Ray
I would dig it. If they complained, it's just because they're pretentious cockboys.
Here's one of me to get you started:
Originally posted by infuryum:
I would dig it. If they complained, it's just because they're pretentious cockboys.
Here's one of me to get you started:
ROFPMP!!! That's Good SHT Man!!!
Well Ray Are There Any **Looks Around Hesitantly** Cute Neighbors Around There????
J/K!!!!!
What Kind Of Car Are You Molesting?? Is That A Ford Capri
????
No! It's a Honda CRX. We were doing a clutch swap. I have the whole set if you want to see it.
Eddie Izzard is awesome.. I love him
There is something do wrong for me thinking that a man in drag is sexy...
Here's my contribution...
yeah, I know it doesn't hold a candle to your sexy ass humpin a CRX, but hell, I try....Actually I have updated the look for winter.. no more blonde...
Wow X 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hot hot hot
damn hey you should come over sometime lol
yeah, Josh is a sexy one...
Ok so who likes the brunette over blonde? taking votes..... I miss the trashy blonde look.. at least I think I do...
really?? you think so?? I had some stranger at work come up to me and ask when I was going to go blonde again.. he said it looked better.. being that a total stranger said that.. I was sorta crushed... I am SO self concious ..
I Meant To Click On The Brunette Clicky Thingy.....
Brunette Makes The Eyes Stand Out As More Of A Gold Color Which Is Uber Gorgeous!!!!
thank you pale horse.. as a girl we LOVE compliments...
ok.. wait..
blonde..
or
brunette
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
I Meant To Click On The Brunette Clicky Thingy
you suck at taking polls I hope the same thing didn't happen last november.
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
blonde..
or
brunette
new poll so palehorse can get it right...
I say brunette, only if you promise to smile in at least one picture.
It's winter, anyway. Blonde is out.
Josh, you are too sweet.. i hate my teeth so NO smiling! But blonde goes really well with the convertable.. and its trashy.. like me... but it IS winter, so brunette it is.. Thanks to those that voted brunette
here is "moderate" smile...
and one of my fav. brunette pics...
Thanks Louis, I Got It Right This Time!
Both Colors Look Devastating, But The Brunette Seems Closer To Natural, Which Is What Does It For Me...
So...Um...Lil', Are You Dating Any Body???
**...Head Down, Arms Behind Back, Nervously Moving Foot...**
Josh, you know me, I always smile, 'cept for pictures.. Right now I am thinking about how I wish I was that CRX and have a big 'ole smile on my face
Palehorse... you are stealin my moves... I do the foot thing dammit! As far as me dating someone.. well I am getting married in about a month... does that count?
.. Well that is the plan anyway.. he can wake up and back out at any time... I am a total nut job...
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
he can wake up and back out at any time... I am a total nut job...
Are you keeping him locked up in a closet?
No.. but she's putting the moves on Josh, so she's sealing her own doom!! LOL J/K..
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
No.. but she's putting the moves on Josh, so she's sealing her own doom!! LOL J/K..
Ray
Better hope Stace doesn't find out.
No date one week.....
two cute , unstable women fighting over you the next.
Josh is D man!
The Good One's Are Always Taken!!!!!
Why Am I Always One Step Behind???
Oh, Well, It Definitely Keeps Things Spontaneous!
I Wish You The Best LIL'!
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
No date one week.....
two cute, unstable women fighting over you the next.
It's a hard life I lead.
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
two cute , unstable women fighting over you the next.
unstable is an understatment, at least for stace it is. I dont know lil.
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
thank you pale horse.. as a girl we LOVE compliments...
ok.. wait..
blonde..
or
brunette
All I can say is DAMN. I'm going to be in Dallas around the end of March, you are one CEGer that I have to meet.
Aaron
A GTG sounds good I'll make a post before I come.
Aaron
Originally posted by NVS Mystique:
A GTG sounds good I'll make a post before I come.
Aaron
GD Canadians! Keep your a$$ up there! We don't want your kind in these parts!
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by NVS Mystique:
A GTG sounds good I'll make a post before I come.
Aaron
GD Canadians! Keep your a$$ up there! We don't want your kind in these parts!
LMAO Afraid us Canadians will show you how to party and have a good time
Aaron
Originally posted by NVS Mystique:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by NVS Mystique:
A GTG sounds good I'll make a post before I come.
Aaron
GD Canadians! Keep your a$$ up there! We don't want your kind in these parts!
LMAO Afraid us Canadians will show you how to party and have a good time
Aaron
No, I'm afraid you're gonna come down here and ruin my new found paradise. Keep to yourself like your entire country does. There's a reason why the creators of South Park don't like ya'll. So why don't cha just stay where ya are eh? Ya hoser.
south park i just saw the episode were they were shoving food up there arses and shiting out there mouth
id move to canida if i had the money
and about 10 jackets
My god I totally disappeared from this thread!!
So now are we posting ourselves in the meaningless thread??
And- I am not unstable, I just take weird paths in life that cause me to not think clearly about the outcomes and then being irrational when things dont go my way
Ill upload new pics when I get home at not at the office.
Ill have to sift through and find some good ones.
mmmmmm Zum pics.. I like those....!! Zum is the hottest CEG girl in Oklahoma that drives a couger .. ( dont want to insult my g/f rich girl in any way...
)
Zum, I had no idea that they were refering to you as unstable...! As if! I would have jumped to your defense in a second.... guys always think that girls are unstable.. but that is because we are much smarter and confuse them.. to say that is their only excuse...
Besides.. I have to totally kiss your ass for a while... I attempted to steal your name... and am not sure if I have succeeded.. but think of it as a tribute!! ha ha ha
You girls could just skip the pictures and mud wrestle..
Ray..
Originally posted by Zum:
My god I totally disappeared from this thread!!
So now are we posting ourselves in the meaningless thread??
And- I am not unstable, I just take weird paths in life that cause me to not think clearly about the outcomes and then being irrational when things dont go my way
Ill upload new pics when I get home at not at the office.
Ill have to sift through and find some good ones.
Happy Birthday to me, happy bithday to me, happy birthday Mr............
I have some better ones of me in my fairy outfit for Halloween. I just got them last night. They roxor the big one.
I am offering to oil wrestle with Ray... and just make out with Zum... but thats just me..
Zum is too hot for me.. maybe she will take pity on me... Pity sex rocks..
I will take one for the team and seduce you both.
hmmmmm.... I am holding out for the photos... I am in need of some new stimuli anyway... i DO have a think for men in drag.. Eddie Izzard ( btw is not gay ), macualay culkin in the movie Party Monster ( mmm he grew up nicely
), Tim Curry in Rocky Horror...
josh as a fairy.. all right, bring it on!!
I have a good pic of zum. but I think I would get in trouble for posting it here. pretty sure the mods would not agree
You homo.
I'll get the picture scanned and uploaded tomorrow afternoon, Kristen.
oh you tease.. I will wing it tonight then!
Dang.........miss the boards for a couple of days, and come back to find out Infuryum is gonna mudrassle two ladies while wearing his fairy costume???? What's the world coming to? (Give me a minute to charge up the battery in my camcorder)
Hey, now.. don't take it from ME.. I am gonna wrestle lil_svtless in oil... and then she is gonna make out with Zum...
Ray
Damn....that would be worth a road trip down to San Antonio just to watch, Ray! I have a feeling you'll have a big audience cheering all of ya on!
wait when and where is this taking place. cause I am going to that event...
I'll let the lady decide... it's up to kristen..
Ray
I'll Be Moving Into My New House In A couple Of Weeks....We Can Hold The Event There And Fire Up The Hot-Tub Full Of Jell-o.!!!!! I Would Be In Such A Blissful Place Watching This "So-Called" Wrestling.
Originally posted by Static:
I have a good pic of zum. but I think I would get in trouble for posting it here. pretty sure the mods would not agree
send it to me and I'll let you know
Originally posted by louisw:
Originally posted by Static:
I have a good pic of zum. but I think I would get in trouble for posting it here. pretty sure the mods would not agree
send it to me and I'll let you know
Oh...How Convenient For You Louis...Im Sure Youll Come Back And Say That It Is Not Appropriate ( While In Reality It Is Pinned All Over Your Office Wall!!! )
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Oh...How Convenient For You Louis...Im Sure Youll Come Back And Say That It Is Not Appropriate ( While In Reality It Is Pinned All Over Your Office Wall!!! )
Just trying to be helpful...
I'd pay good money to see it...
As promised, here's mine:
Originally posted by infuryum:
I'd pay good money to see it...
As promised, here's mine:
You flat chested fairy! Hey, I'll be in Dallas for a commercial RE conference March 20th. You'll have to dance like a pixie for me.
Static, that pic gets out and I have your brown eye, got it! (the one on your head)
This has to be the best topic evAr.
My pics, as promised...
Short and Dark
Blonde and Up
Blonde and Down
Some other color
What are the guidelines for posting "skin"??
Originally posted by Zum:
What are the guidelines for posting "skin"??
maxim rule
Originally posted by louisw:
Originally posted by Zum:
What are the guidelines for posting "skin"??
maxim rule
OK ,I'll bite. Maxim Rule?
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Originally posted by louisw:
Originally posted by Zum:
What are the guidelines for posting "skin"??
maxim rule
OK ,I'll bite. Maxim Rule?
If it's ok in Maxim (the magazine), it's ok here. Though it's a grey area... you'd never see pics like the one josh posted in maxim, ever.
Originally posted by louisw:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Originally posted by louisw:
Originally posted by Zum:
What are the guidelines for posting "skin"??
maxim rule
OK ,I'll bite. Maxim Rule?
If it's ok in Maxim (the magazine), it's ok here. Though it's a grey area... you'd never see pics like the one josh posted in maxim, ever.
Originally posted by infuryum:
I'm a revolutionary.
or a retard
Originally posted by Zum:
Static, that pic gets out and I have your brown eye, got it! (the one on your head)
well it doesnt fit in the maxim rule so I cant. But maybe I could pm it LOL
You know where my PM addy is...
<------
Ray
LOL
So what is OK in Maxim? Like what kind of skin showage?
Originally posted by Static:
Originally posted by Zum:
Static, that pic gets out and I have your brown eye, got it! (the one on your head)
well it doesnt fit in the maxim rule so I cant. But maybe I could pm it LOL
Does it fit the Superbowl rule?
basically what were lookin at here is nude. plain and simple. I dont know what that does and doesnt fit except that it doesnt go here
Originally posted by Static:
basically what were lookin at here is nude. plain and simple. I dont know what that does and doesnt fit except that it doesnt go here
Zumy would definitely have you brown eye if you posted.
damn, no skin from Zum? I like her "blone up"pic... but the dark is excellent. Those who color their hair rock..
I have no shame.. here's some minor skin...
As for Josh' fairy picture... only one word... wow
Originally posted by Ray:
This ultimate topic sucks..
Ray
AHHEMM......I Believe This May Actually Be The Ultimate Topic...
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
My Future Wife!!!!!
Not if I get her first
Aaron
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
damn, no skin from Zum? I like her "blone up"pic... but the dark is excellent. Those who color their hair rock..
I have no shame.. here's some minor skin...
One Word DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaron
Originally posted by NVS Mystique:
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
damn, no skin from Zum? I like her "blone up"pic... but the dark is excellent. Those who color their hair rock..
I have no shame.. here's some minor skin...
One Word DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaron
nice arse
This post is the totaly tits
and to keep it fair, here is mine...(the 16 year old jail bait that I was...)
Maxim rule rules.. (or sucks, depending on which pictures we want to share..)
Ray
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
OORRRR....
Monica Belucci
Angelina is perfect.... I look like my dogs ball sac in comparison! I like that pic of her.. oh wait, I like all pics of her!
see...at least Chopper digs me! ( there is a reasonable explanation... really.. ! )
this is a little better... although I really want a new set, silicon...
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
Angelina is perfect.... I look like my dogs ball sac in comparison! I like that pic of her.. oh wait, I like all pics of her!
see...at least Chopper digs me! ( there is a reasonable explanation... really.. ! )
this is a little better... although I really want a new set, silicon...
Once again DAMN!!! I don't think you need a new set.
Aaron
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
although I really want a new set, silicon...
I dont know about that. I will need to see a couple more pics to be sure.
Originally posted by Ray:
and to keep it fair, here is mine...(the 16 year old jail bait that I was...)
Maxim rule rules.. (or sucks, depending on which pictures we want to share..)
Ray
Couldn't open Ray.
Huh?? What do you mean couldn't open?
You mean Jenna's two pictures? I think Imageshack is having problems, as I cannot access my images folder, either..
It seems to be hit or miss, right now.. I got it, then I couldn't..
Ray
Originally posted by Static:
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
although I really want a new set, silicon...
I dont know about that. I will need to see a couple more pics to be sure.
I Definitely Second That...
Not The Silicon Part...Natural Is Better!!!
But More Pics Would Be Great!!!
Can We Get Away With Pent...Err...Playboy Rules??
You guys are funny.
Kristen-Let's get together and play sometime
It wont be out of pity, Promise.
Josh, your legs appear to be better than mine! And are those purple tights???
About the pic that static has, he is a liar, dont beleive him.
But Kristen- I see your ass and your hoo has, and raise you...
although I dont think I am raising anything
Ill have to look for some cleavage shots.
Zum, what are you thinking.... I bet you are raising LOTS of things right about now
... I am just not equiped, thats all
... however, I have "tools" if need be ( for our GTG!!! ).. Yes, get them cleavage shots up!!!! Nice heinie tho! Woo hoo.. gotta love the blue
I love the color of your hair in those pics.. I now have hair envy too
Agreed on Josh's legs.. I mean it is hard to look that hot in colored tights!!!
Alright Zum... I am upping the auntie---bring on the boobs ( Maxim rule followed )
link
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
Alright Zum... I am upping the auntie---bring on the boobs ( Maxim rule followed )
I love you so much.
now this really is the ultimate topic
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
Alright Zum... I am upping the auntie---bring on the boobs ( Maxim rule followed )
GOOD GOD I LOVE YOU
Aaron
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
Alright Zum... I am upping the ante---bring on the boobs ( Maxim rule followed )
Nice pic, but that's stretching the maxim rule a bit much. Limit the pics to the kind those of us stuck in offices won't get fired over (that's the original intent of the rule). If in doubt, link it instead.
Lil had her butt shot
I didn't win, I lost! I didnt get to see Zum-boobies...
I thought that skin was ok.. I mean that wa "TV" acceptable.. there were no nips, cooter or brown eye a'showin.... Sorry 'about that !! I was not intending to push the limits THAT much.. I would have figured the dog pic would have been much worse!!!!!
Still, I was hoping for Zum to post up.. but I guess thats not gonna happen... unless there are "links"
boooooooobs
lol
Cool! NOW SCCEG is interesting. We've got resident EXHIBITIONIST! Suhweet!
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Cool! NOW SCCEG is interesting. We've got resident EXHIBITIONIST! Suhweet!
Who was that that wanted to disband the SC CEG?
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Who was that that wanted to disband the SC CEG?
Hmmmm. cant Remember....I Think It Was One Of The Cannucks.....
Originally posted by johnwilliams474:
boooooooobs
lol
Yummy.....
eric this is the best post you have ever made
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Cool! NOW SCCEG is interesting. We've got resident EXHIBITIONIST! Suhweet!
Who was that that wanted to disband the SC CEG?
LMAO! Remember, that post was phrased as a question.
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Who was that that wanted to disband the SC CEG?
Hmmmm. cant Remember....I Think It Was One Of The Cannucks.....
Yeah, blame Canada! Blame Canada! [singing South Park style]
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Cool! NOW SCCEG is interesting. We've got resident EXHIBITIONIST! Suhweet!
Who was that that wanted to disband the SC CEG?
LMAO! Remember, that post was phrased as a question.
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Who was that that wanted to disband the SC CEG?
Hmmmm. cant Remember....I Think It Was One Of The Cannucks.....
Yeah, blame Canada! Blame Canada! [singing South Park style]
LOL when in doubt blame Canada interesting.
Aaron
Originally posted by NVS Mystique:
LOL when in doubt blame Canada interesting.
Aaron
You Know What They Say About Excuses.....
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
I thought that skin was ok.. I mean that wa "TV" acceptable.. there were no nips, cooter or brown eye a'showin.... Sorry 'about that !! I was not intending to push the limits THAT much.. I would have figured the dog pic would have been much worse!!!!!
There were definitely nips in that pic, enough to get the idea anyway. (Was it just me? Maybe I should run another poll..) primetime TV is actually a good guideline of what the admins allow.
I think Zum went into hiding. She got scared away
Louis sweetie... I swear there was no nip in the picture.. however... if you can look at a women and not have the "idea" that she has nips..., then we have some serious issues. ( let me know if you need some help with that )
..
I can always post one with and one without and we can judge if you like
( i am moderator's worst nightmare )
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
I can always post one with and one without and we can judge if you like ( i am moderator's worst nightmare )
I Think We Should Definitely Look Into This So We May Put Down Some Actual Guidelines...
There Should Be At Least 20 Pics Of With And 20 Without, So There Will be No "Gray Areol....Areas"....Then We Will All Be Sure What Is Appropriate And What Is Not.
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
I can always post one with and one without
Originally posted by louisw:
primetime TV is actually a good guideline of what the admins allow.
Like the Superbowl?
Is This The Natural Color Of Your Eyes???
They Are Beautiful!!!!
I did not go into hiding, I am just limited on my time of when I can post.
If I had to loose, I couldnt think of anyone better to surpass my beauty
OK, I didnt even see the link at first..I just thought you were teaching me about the Maxim rule. If that pic didnt get this topic locked, maybe I can find one that may.
Chick, you look great!! I may use you in my "alone time" from now on
Is this too much????
Moob or Boob?
Moobs!!!!!!
Zum... woo hoo @ alone time.. hell at least SOMEONE wants to use me.... you can abuse me too btw.. also, you so did not lose.... you just didnt have access to the pics like I do.. maybe thats because you have a life and I am domesticated and old now! When ya comin' down again... ( no pun intended of course )
And wtf is up with Moobs????? Moobs are ok but my non-nips are not??? Hrmm interesting...
Pale horse.. Louis deleted the ONLY pic of anything "natural" about me... now ask if they are "mine".. then yes, yes they are... being fake is ok in my book.. my previous reality sucked ass.. !
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
Pale horse.. Louis deleted the ONLY pic of anything "natural" about me... now ask if they are "mine".. then yes, yes they are... being fake is ok in my book.. my previous reality sucked ass.. !
Understandable, Its Your Body So Do As You Please...Ive Just Always Found Au Naturale A lot More Flattering To Women. But Dont Get Me Wrong, Id Definitely...........Sorry, Maybe That Would Have Been Pushing My Luck!!!
Very Good Looking Pics On Your Site By The Way!!!!
Hope You Dont Mind Me Taking A Few Peeks!
well thank you
I do not have any fake parts so to speak... yet anyway.. but the eyes are contacts, the tan is from a salon and the hair.. well I haven't seem my natural color in so long, I dont even know what it is! The body is ok much better ther the 300lbs it used to be... it is a work in progress.. It seems that I chose a new car over boobs... although I didn't know I had that choice!!!! Oh well... such is life.. As far as the peeking, well that is what they are there for!
you should think about sending some of those pics into maxim cause you are so fugging hot
Part Deaux: Moob or Boob?
wow, glad i stopped by from the west great lakes forum...
~Andrew
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
Louis sweetie... I swear there was no nip in the picture.. however... if you can look at a women and not have the "idea" that she has nips..., then we have some serious issues. ( let me know if you need some help with that ) ..
I can always post one with and one without and we can judge if you like ( i am moderator's worst nightmare )
Ok, the pic didn't have the actual nip (anatomically speaking) but to clarify, I counted the areola as part of the nip. It's consistent with maxim rule; they would have airbrushed it out (some job that would be).
Also, this is a courtesy cease and desist request on the moobs.. I mean, are they really necessary?
Originally posted by louisw:
also, this is a courtesy request for cease and desist on the moob pics. is it necessary, really?
Ask Ray. Do you have a problem with the male body? There are at least 3 active women in this fourm. Are you denying us the right to look at photos of a body that you freely allow for the male members???
Who said those were Moobs?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The world may NEVER know!
you texans are crazy as hell LOL
umm yeah, what kelly said!
Doesn't Matter....Unattractive Either Way!!!
Louis is gonna lock the thread.
they just like to push there luck
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Louis is gonna lock the thread.
Please Don't Lock This Thread Louis!!
I For One Can Do Without MOOBS OR BOOBS.
ANDROGENY Doesnt Excite Me!!! ( I dont Know If I Spelled That Correctly..)
I won't post anymore "Moobs or Boobs"
I just wanted to make a point.
Originally posted by Rich Girl:
Do you have a problem with the male body? There are at least 3 active women in this forum. Are you denying us the right to look at photos of a body that you freely allow for the male members???
I don't have a problem with the male form nor is it an issue of equal "rights." However, I think I speak for the majority (women included) when I say the moob pics are unsightly. The call for the end of moobs was conversation not mod-speak; otherwise the pics or the thread would have been removed long ago. My secondary point is the ambiguity itself of boobs or moobs, which would merit a delete on any of the main forums, since the rules lean "safe than sorry".
Originally posted by Ray:
and to keep it fair, here is mine...(the 16 year old jail bait that I was...)
Maxim rule rules.. (or sucks, depending on which pictures we want to share..)
Ray
I think Ray has the best idea of the Maxim rule.
I agree on Ray. I think she's super good-looking. I like the contrasting colors with her eyes and the picture behind her.
hey, this is jenna.
thanks for the compliment. I have a few pictures that I wanted to add to the collection but I am not sure if any more pictures being posted would be a bad thing now. If someone could let me know I will be sure to get them up here.
thanks, jenna
Originally posted by Ray:
hey, this is jenna.
thanks for the compliment. I have a few pictures that I wanted to add to the collection but I am not sure if any more pictures being posted would be a bad thing now. If someone could let me know I will be sure to get them up here.
thanks, jenna
Hi again Jenna,
Nice to meet you and Josh at the Devil's Backbone cruise. You looked great for a future mom. I am still planning to sell my 'Tour this summer if your are still interested, and I'll even throw in the child seat.
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
How do they allow sh!t like this in CI, and you [censored] at us?
http://www.contour.org/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=interests&Number=830163&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=2&fpart=1
that's a link, not a pic. note in the edited post, all I did was convert the pic to a link.
awesome video btw, I'll admit it, I laughed.
Originally posted by Ray:
thanks for the compliment. I have a few pictures that I wanted to add to the collection but I am not sure if any more pictures being posted would be a bad thing now. If someone could let me know I will be sure to get them up here.
no objections here
I wasn't sure if there should be a cease-fire to the provocative pics, or not..
I will upload them asap, then..
Oh, and hopefully you meant "you and Ray" instead of "you and Josh".. lol
Jenna
Originally posted by Ray:
Oh, and hopefully you meant "you and Ray" instead of "you and Josh".. lol
Jenna
Where is the "open mouth insert foot" icon when you need it. Yes, I meant Ray.
I like it better the first way.
Originally posted by infuryum:
I like it better the first way.
simma don nah!
~Andrew
From Louisianna Are We?!!
Stumbled in here and found.... an awesome thread.
What an idiot!! That hurt my face, But i still laughed.
Does Anyone Have Any Good Darwin Award Nominees Layin' Around.???
Sorry That Link Just Made Me Urinate On Myself From Laughter!!!
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Does Anyone Have Any Good Darwin Award Nominees Layin' Around.??
one I came across yesterday
Quote:
Lord Of The Rings fan Julian Brooker was electrocuted on a rail line while imitating his favourite character Gollum. The 23-year-old scampered about on all fours like the 4ft hobbit and then pretended to touch a live track to impress his boozy friends. Unfortunately, for Julian, he accidentally touched what happened to be a 750-volt rail. The event struck after he and pals spent a night drinking on the beach near his Brighton home on October 23 last year.
Friend Eva Natasha wept as she told an inquest how they went to London Road station at 4am and began playing "the Gollum game". She described how Julian clambered from the platform on to the line. She said: "He touched a rail and pretended to be electrocuted. I didn't find it funny, but assumed he knew what he was doing. Then he touched the live rail..."
Yesterday's hearing was told Julian often got on all fours and pretended he was the evil character from the hit movie trilogy. East Sussex coroner Veronica Hamilton-Deeley was also told Brooker was a keen numerologist obsessed with the number 23 and went drinking on that date every month.
Then there was the one about the college girl doing a drunken handstand on her balcony..
Originally posted by louisw:
Then there was the one about the college girl doing a drunken handstand on her balcony..
I Remember That One From A Couple Of Weeks Ago....
As For the People Of Sussex... There Must Be Nothing To Do Around There
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Does Anyone Have Any Good Darwin Award Nominees Layin' Around.???
19 September 2003, Virginia
Hurricane Isabel tore into the East Coast, turning shallow creeks into raging rivers before she calmed down to a violent tropical storm. What better time to go canoeing? Especially at 2:30 in the morning, on a moonless night, to cap off a fun party?
Enter Christopher â??Blumpkinâ? Ball, 21, captain of the James Madison University rugby team, a man described by a teammate as â??insane, just indestructible.â? This ballroom-dancing rugby player left his own party early one morning, with friends who â??thought it would be all ha, ha, and funny to take the canoeâ? to Blumpkinâ??s old house, straight down Blacks Run Stream.
Winds were gusting to more than 50 mph, snapping trees like toothpicks, as nearly a foot of rain fell on the Shenandoah Valley. Rescue Squad chief Brandon Peavy told the reporter that the normally knee-deep water of Blacks Run was over a six-foot personâ??s head. Blumpkinâ??s canoe quickly capsized in the swift storm-fed stream, tossing its occupants into the churning water.
His female companion managed to reach the shore. His male companion, who knew it â??wasnâ??t a good idea from the start,â? climbed onto the bank near a railroad trestle. But our â??indestructibleâ? friend Blumpkin was sucked underwater twice, never to resurface. He was found at dawn, 100 yards downstream.
Chief Peavy was not allowed to comment on whether alcohol or drugs were involved in the accident.
[sidebar] Clearly, the â??indestructibleâ? Blumpkin never earned his Boy Scout merit badge in canoeing: â??If in doubt about dangerâ?¦ land and survey the water from shore before proceeding. Do not run any but the mildest rapids unless you have a guide who knows the river thoroughly. Wear life jackets in all rough water...â?
DarwinAwards.com ?© 1994 - 2005
Rugby players are seriously the most crazy people you will meet. That one was just a bit too stupid.
he straped a jato to a buick
Jet Assisted Take-Off
1995 Darwin Awards Winner
Confirmed Bogus by Darwin
The Arizona Highway Patrol were mystified when they came upon a pile of smoldering wreckage embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The metal debris resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it turned out to be the vaporized remains of an automobile. The make of the vehicle was unidentifiable at the scene.
The folks in the lab finally figured out what it was, and pieced together the events that led up to its demise.
It seems that a former Air Force sergeant had somehow got hold of a JATO (Jet Assisted Take-Off) unit. JATO units are solid fuel rockets used to give heavy military transport airplanes an extra push for take-off from short airfields.
Dried desert lakebeds are the location of choice for breaking the world ground vehicle speed record. The sergeant took the JATO unit into the Arizona desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. He attached the JATO unit to his car, jumped in, accelerated to a high speed, and fired off the rocket.
The facts, as best as could be determined, are as follows:
The operator was driving a 1967 Chevy Impala. He ignited the JATO unit approximately 3.9 miles from the crash site. This was established by the location of a prominently scorched and melted strip of asphalt. The vehicle quickly reached a speed of between 250 and 300 mph and continued at that speed, under full power, for an additional 20-25 seconds. The soon-to-be pilot experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog-fighting F-14 jocks under full afterburners.
The Chevy remained on the straight highway for approximately 2.6 miles (15-20 seconds) before the driver applied the brakes, completely melting them, blowing the tires, and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface. The vehicle then became airborne for an additional 1.3 miles, impacted the cliff face at a height of 125 feet, and left a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock.
Most of the driver's remains were not recovered; however, small fragments of bone, teeth, and hair were extracted from the crater, and fingernail and bone shards were removed from a piece of debris believed to be a portion of the steering wheel.
Ironically a still-legible bumper sticker was found, reading
"How do you like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-[censored]."
Illustrated by Zeebarf
www.DarwinAwards.com ?© 1994 - 2002
This was my favorite Urban Legend...
Gerbil Rocket
1998 Urban Legend
(1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
"I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.
"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident.
Submitted by: Tracy Fry, R.C. Wallner
That is friggin hilarious. I bet he's wishing he used a flashlight.
As Usual There Is A Lapse Of Approximately 5 days between posts around here...I Hate Getting On The "Dirty South" Forum And Only Seeing Light Blue Titles.....
.................And No One Cares.
Then don't come down here. You won't be disappointed.
Oh.... SNAP!!! And that was only 5 minutes apart..
Ray
Originally posted by infuryum:
I like pie.
Mmm... pie...
Hair pie?
What about bearded clams?
We need a new topic, people. This one has run its course of 22 pages! Not to mention its run all over the place without a central theme. Kind of like Seinfield.
That's why its the "Ultimate Topic"...
DURRRRR
I'm hoping it stays current for a while to come.. not OFTEN updated, but just enough to keep it from dropping out of sight..
Ray
Take off hoser!
Originally posted by Static:
stupid hippies
HEY NOW!!!
A lot of you guys wouldn't be walking the earth if it wasn't for us hippies making love (and babies) back in the '60's.
My mind just fried into little bubbles of fear.
Damn, SE otta take a few lessons from you guys over here on how to keep a good topic going. We just whine about Valentine's Day and make fun of how slow all of our cars are.
-SAV
Originally posted by Beachboy:
Originally posted by Static:
stupid hippies
HEY NOW!!!
A lot of you guys wouldn't be walking the earth if it wasn't for us hippies making love (and babies) back in the '60's.
SDR&R baby.
Originally posted by Static:
stupid hippies
Originally posted by johnwilliams474:
Originally posted by Static:
stupid hippies
Stupid quoters...
Oop.. SH!T..
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by johnwilliams474:
Originally posted by Static:
stupid hippies
Stupid quoters...
Oop.. SH!T..
Ray
haha
oh crap
Originally posted by johnwilliams474:
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by johnwilliams474:
Originally posted by Static:
stupid hippies
Stupid quoters...
Oop.. SH!T..
Ray
haha
oh crap
Oh sunuva....
Chocolate Pop Tarts are yummy.
Strawberry RULES J00!!!
Ray
So is this now the favorite food thread?
Softshell crab with tatar sauce
Lobster from Warrens Seafood House in Maine.
Ribeye from Myron's Steakhouse
Fried Shrimp from Geido's
Alaskan King Crab from MGM Grand Buffet
...crispy taco platter from Taca Cabnana
...Gay.
Originally posted by infuryum:
...Gay.
no no, two guys having sex.... now thats gay
not if its WITH a third person, which is a woman...
Ray
of course not, unless theres sword fighting goin on, then its more gay than bi.
only if the swords are those practice fencing type swords with rubber ends.. THEN its gay.. otherwise, it has the chance of stabbing someone which is always macho, bringing it to a sturdy "bi/cool" level..
Ray
you guys went from gay to uber gay
the word "uber" is gay....
Ultra, however, is cool.. unless used in conjuntion with the word "gay", then it is just gay, too...
Ray
When did South Central get so lame?
Originally posted by Mushu:
When did South Central get so lame?
This is the only South Central I have come to know.
It will be warm soon. We don't come out in winter.
I think ray already came out since he is using the word gay so much
gay is the new straight
~Andrew
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
gay is the new straight
~Andrew
...amd that would make dressing up in a fairy costume ultra cool, on a subconscious phat bisexual butt buddy level?
...straight brown eye for the queer guy.
Originally posted by Static:
I think ray already came out since he is using the word gay so much
Yeah... me and the wife think that is true.
I'll be sure to ask the baby what she thinks, too.
Ray
Originally posted by Mushu:
It will be warm soon. We don't come out in winter.
LOL. SE CEG hibernates.
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by Static:
I think ray already came out since he is using the word gay so much
Yeah... me and the wife think that is true.
I'll be sure to ask the baby what she thinks, too.
Ray
Ray,
Are living on the down low?
Originally posted by Mushu:
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by Static:
I think ray already came out since he is using the word gay so much
Yeah... me and the wife think that is true.
I'll be sure to ask the baby what she thinks, too.
Ray
Ray,
Are living on the down low?
Yeah.. that's it... I'm busted..
Darn... .... ... ....
's self Man, I shoulda kept that last "gay" comment to myself.. the straw that broke the camel's back, huh?
Well.. I was able to hide it for 4.5 years, or so on here, so maybe in another4 years everyone will have forgotten.
Ray
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by Mushu:
It will be warm soon. We don't come out in winter.
LOL. SE CEG hibernates.
Heard y'all were talking ish about SE CEG...
Why you frontin'?
-SAV/Member of SE
It's just a type-o. Go back to your hole.
Originally posted by Mushu:
It's just a type-o. Go back to your hole.
You are such a dragon!
Originally posted by Mushu:
It's just a type-o. Go back to your hole.
LOL, Mushu you got some spunk man. Hahaha. I guess I should have known that the way you were ripping around in the Mercedes.
So what is this about Suniel selling the beast?
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
So what is this about Suniel selling the beast?
I think he's getting married. Buying a house. etc. I did some 'vestigating.
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
So what is this about Suniel selling the beast?
I think he's getting married. Buying a house. etc. I did some 'vestigating.
Marriage IMO
Originally posted by Mushu:
It's just a type-o. Go back to your hole.
Excuse me for passing through. Next time I'll leave a cookie.
-SAV
You better leave 12 B!TcH!!!!!
Make that a baker's dozen... SC eats TOGETHER..
Ray
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by Mushu:
It's just a type-o. Go back to your hole.
Excuse me for passing through. Next time I'll leave a cookie.
-SAV
I love cookies! Peanut butter is my favorite.
Peanut Butter toast is good, too..
Ray
I know it has been a while since I was here last, but who thought up this kind of thread?
Originally posted by h_town_contour:
I know it has been a while since I was here last, but who thought up this kind of thread?
Eric
Who is Eric??
No, I am Chris. A few of the houston CEGers would know me. I have been MIA for a while
Did you START this thread?? no, mmkkayyyyyyy...
Ray
Eric needs his a$$ kicked.
Originally posted by Mushu:
Eric needs his a$$ kicked.
Doit, doit.
Why does Eric need his a$$ kicked??
Did I miss something here?
Originally posted by Mushu:
Because this thread sux.
OK Rich Girl, start a new thread.
DON'T YOU DO IT!!!!!
This thing needs to keep going..
Ray
What will you give me if I don't start a new thread?
ME?? Personally?
I'll skip the virtual cookie, and all that crap, I'll give you a REAL cookie...
(the next time I am in Dallas..)
lol...
Ray
I'll hold you to that. Plus.... I want milk.
done... and a bargain..
Anyone else here freezing their butt off tonight? (not technically, YET, but I will be...)
Ray
what will you sit on if you lose your butt
I can always sit on my wife's lap..
She doesn't mind returning the favor as well..
Okay, so it's cold, but not as cold as I thought that it would be, tonight.
Ray
Are you in San Antonio or Austin right now?
Actually in the Hill Country N. of San Antonio.
Blanco...
(Where do you live in Dallas?? I grew up in Carrollton and Lewisville, and have family in Carrollton and Garland, hell Mesquite, and Arlington, too...)
Ray
I agree with Mushu, we need a few new threads. This one has gotten stale.
We are going to San Antonio tomorrow. I want my cookie.
We live in north Dallas by the tollway and the George Bush.
Originally posted by Beachboy:
I agree with Mushu, we need a few new threads. This one has gotten stale.
STALE!?> It ain't stale until you're too smashed to type stright!! 11
And for the record, I'm on my fourth batch of pancakes. wOot!
=-SAV
Originally posted by Mushu:
Because this thread sux.
OK Mushy, Lets Not Judge Until You Meet Me, OK!???
If This Thread Lacks A Particular Topic, And You Need Something to Actually Talk About, Then Post A New Thread....Not Being Mean, Seriously, But When Was The Last Time since Guadalupe River Float That We Had A Topic Like This....(Thanks Goes Out To Texas Realtor For The Introduction To The River Float Ultimate Topic.)
This Is As Close To A Meet As Most Of Us Will Get Until Spring Zing....(Those Of Us Whom Are Attending)
I Myself Need To get Off My Ass And Get Down To The Fantastic State Of Texas Again; Its Been Way Too Long Since Ive Been There (Austin,1997)....AHHH, Its Still Where My Heart Lies....
First off... Don't call me Mushy, it's Mushu.
Second... Where the hell do you live? Do you even belong here?
Third... Spring Zing, don't get me started.
Fourth... This thread still blows.
Fifth... I'm ALWAYS snipey and mean. People love me and they expect it. Can't let my fans down.
he lives down the street from me
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!...
YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK!!!!
Ray
Originally posted by Mushu:
Fourth... This thread still blows.
Well, I Do Live In Tornado Alley....
Sorry, Bad Joke...Real Bad.
Originally posted by Ray:
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!...
YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK!!!!
Ray
Did you rename this thread JERRY?
So, What is the record for the most number of pages for a single thread?
Not sure, but I think one of the longest was right after 9-11. That was massive. I have my settings changed so this is only page 12 for me. What is it really?
NOW it doesn't matter, as each profile is individually changeable. On the older version, the thread that was about the forums being shut down was the longest..
before that? hmm... I take a set....
before THAT probably the immensely sad thread about "Old Fart" mcnairy.. (R.I.P, Ray)
Longest thread I would think is the forum closing thread..
(donations, where to send, "i'm in" and how much was sent, etc)
EDIT: FWIW I am only on page 3.... I remember the whole "gotta be first" on each page, thing.. that was... wow..
that and IBFDL... there was a time that you could be banned for that phrase, hence the abbreviation..
lol
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
EDIT: FWIW I am only on page 3.... I remember the whole "gotta be first" on each page, thing.. that was... wow..
that and IBFDL... there was a time that you could be banned for that phrase, hence the abbreviation..
lol
Ray
That sounds like it has Perry's name all over it.
IIRC< it had alot of mods names all over it, and it WAS pretty well warranted at the TIME..
Ray
Originally posted by Mushu:
That sounds like it has Perry's name all over it.
Hahaha w00t!1
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
But When Was The Last Time since Guadalupe River Float That We Had A Topic Like This....(Thanks Goes Out To Texas Realtor For The Introduction To The River Float Ultimate Topic.)
At least this is a long thread with drama absent! Now THAT is great progress from SCCEG.
Wow, I just read this entire post in 1 sitting. I gotta say it went downhill since the pictures stopped. But still a great topic, rock on and keep this alive!
Originally posted by LancasterSVT:
Wow, I just read this entire post in 1 sitting.
That is the saddest thing I have ever heard. Get a life!
Originally posted by Zum:
At least this is a long thread with drama absent! Now THAT is great progress from SCCEG.
That's a great accomplishment for ANY thread on CEG.
-SAV
Though now that you said that, I am sure Josh will say SOMETHING to start some drama... (hehe)..
If not, then I would me (mildly) surprised.
Ray
I hate gays.
I also want to see (moderately) naked pictures of Ray's wife.
Carry on.
What a wimpy start. You have to do it something like this:
I hate Ray. He grafted his car and owns the only CSVT made exclusively of chrome. For that, I'm going to hang him from the top of the Eiffel Tower by his eyelids.
Gay people suck too. They creep me out with their "but we have the right!" speeches. They also want to make me fall asleep but I know I can't for fear that I'll wake up missing a few things that I went to sleep with.
And Josh, well...he just plain sucks at Halo.
I'm sorry. I'll go back to my own region now.
-SAV
I don't want to explain my bigotry. That simply gives them one more step to overcome when they cry "no fair!"
And I admire Ray.
Originally posted by infuryum:
And I admire Ray.
I do too. Just not his car.
-SAV
enough of the love fest, ya pansies..
SAV's an alcoholic (see his sig) and I have no excuse for Josh...
(and I am trying to hook a brotha' up with some photos, but I am out of town for a while, and the wife isn't very computer literate.. but she says as soon as I get home I can show her how to send files, etc....)
Isn't artistic impression a wonderful thing?
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
Isn't artistic impression a wonderful thing?
Ray
That it is.
BTW, thanks for the new sig. This makes us even.
-SAV
BTW some weird guy in SE-CEG borrowed the "ultimate topic" idea.
Uber gh3y, that guy is.
-SAV
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Breaking legs is the sincerest form of appreciation for flattery.
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Originally posted by infuryum:
Breaking legs is the sincerest form of appreciation for flattery.
I'm going to go with the former.
I shot you guys some credit though. What do I get in return?
I want a cookie. No, wait. Make that two.
-SAV
You told me to hush. You can kiss my ass.
And you told me to f'off. Who's got the bigger problem here?
-SAV
I'm rubber, you're glue.
Don't let my low post count fool you. I'm an icon here!
Originally posted by Mushu:
I'm an icon here!
There is no doubt.
-SAV
Originally posted by Mushu:
Don't let my low post count fool you. I'm an icon here!
Low post count? I just thought you hadn't been here that long...
I think it is funny that I have more, but you've been on here WAY longer than me...
I wish mushu would tell me to f'off... I dont feel loved
Originally posted by Static:
I wish mushu would tell me to f'off... I dont feel loved
It's a talent that takes years to perfect.
-SAV
Originally posted by Static:
I wish mushu would tell me to f'off... I dont feel loved
Just say something stupid.
swanks
is that stupid enough
John,
You don't have to try to say something stupid.
Warmest Regards,
-Mushu
Originally posted by Mushu:
Originally posted by Static:
I wish mushu would tell me to f'off... I dont feel loved
Just say something stupid.
go to hell
No thanks, I've been to Spring Zing already.
Originally posted by Mushu:
No thanks, I've been to Spring Zing already.
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo!!!
-SAV
I think john should get a "f-off" because he already had the whole "tranny" thing he was trying to get in his car..
I mean, come on... he came out about his preferences... doesn't that count?
Ray
(oh.. and SAV.. we aren't even... I have many more incorrect statements to make about you.)
NOW GO BACK TO SECEG!!! I already defected, you can't follow.. (of course I was BORN here and was only in SECEG for 2 years...)
Originally posted by Ray:
I think john should get a "f-off" because he already had the whole "tranny" thing he was trying to get in his car..
I mean, come on... he came out about his preferences... doesn't that count?
Ray
(oh.. and SAV.. we aren't even... I have many more incorrect statements to make about you.)
NOW GO BACK TO SECEG!!! I already defected, you can't follow.. (of course I was BORN here and was only in SECEG for 2 years...)
get over it it was a typo
Originally posted by Ray:
NOW GO BACK TO SECEG!!! I already defected, you can't follow.. (of course I was BORN here and was only in SECEG for 2 years...)
That's why nobody here knows who the [censored] you are.
Originally posted by Mushu:
That's too easy.
and i know her
~Andrew
Wow... never would I have imagined having
Mushu say that nobody knows me in SC...
Ray
Have we met? I just noticed you posting here a few months ago.
No.. Its just that when it comes to "nobody" or "everybody" "Mushu" seems to equal "everybody"... so yeah..
I guess nobody knows me..
(reference to the whole "this is my thread...", etc, etc...)
Ray
Everybody is the DFW crew. We rule. Didn't you get the memo?
Come up here next time we go to Kellers. I'll buy you a beer. If you're old enough.
25.... and I will have to take you up on that..
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
25.... and I will have to take you up on that..
Ray
$10 if you get one for me too.
-Chris
Originally posted by Mushu:
I'll buy you a beer. If you're old
I don't drink, but will you buy me a burger?
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
I don't drink, but will you buy me a burger?
If your short I'll spot you $2.38 for a #5 with cheese or you could buy the minor a beer and spring for burgers and rings for you, me, and Chris.
I'll pass on the 10 bucks. I have plenty of money.
I'll take the ten dollars.
Originally posted by infuryum:
I'll take the ten dollars.
[ $10 ]
Works out nicely, doesn't it?
-SAV
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by Mushu:
I'll buy you a beer. If you're old
I don't drink, but will you buy me a burger?
I'm old. Will you buy me a beer?
Beer Tastes Like Urine....(This Is Pure Speculation)
Liquor Is By Far The Best Substitute For Inhebriation.
Discuss
il have a few beers tonight
just found out i wasn't over my ex and the way she left me
i was fine and then i started talking to a girl and i guess something triggered and i almost lost it my ex messed me up so bad
im afraid that something like that will happen again
Originally posted by Ray:
Wow... never would I have imagined having Mushu say that nobody knows me in SC...
Ray
Ray has been officially broken in and taken to Grin's for food and beverage.
I just wanted to let you guys know that this thread is very amusing, I click on it when i need a good laugh.
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Originally posted by Ray:
Wow... never would I have imagined having Mushu say that nobody knows me in SC...
Ray
Ray has been officially broken in and taken to Grin's for food and beverage.
Mmmm... Grin's.
So, you break'em in and I break'em. Works for me.
I need to be broken, badly....
How about you spot me a shot, but I don't like beer...
DFW is not that far away, and I may have to do that.
Strawberry Margaritas sound good right now, for some reason...
You guys saw that dude say that he is laughing at us? BREAK HIM, MUSHU!!!
Ray
Originally posted by RawBurt:
I just wanted to let you guys know that this thread is very amusing, I click on it when i need a good laugh.
We do the same thing with your profile.
I've been following this from day one, and I still see NOWHERE that I can chime in without sounding strange.
So, here's a picture of my latest catch...
My what a big piece of crap you have!
I know its probably an awesome part for you dads car, right?
Originally posted by Mushu:
My what a big piece of crap you have!
I know its probably an awesome part for you dads car, right?
DAD'S CAR? no, this is the 350 out of my BUICK.
Frame up restoration here I come.
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's really cool.
Originally posted by Mushu:
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's really cool.
I think so...It's been in the family nearly 30 years. I can't believe you've never seen it. I thought I had it at Kellers once.
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Frame up restoration here I come.
what about the stuff below and inside the frame?
Originally posted by Horse:
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Frame up restoration here I come.
what about the stuff below and inside the frame?
I didn't see that one coming...
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Horse:
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Frame up restoration here I come.
what about the stuff below and inside the frame?
I didn't see that one coming...
sorry - were a little slow here out west. its that thin mountain air.
Originally posted by h_town_contour:
You people need help
This coming from the guy that went from a Contour to a GAGT???
What can I say, I took a step up lol
Originally posted by h_town_contour:
What can I say, I took a step up lol
Mm, and then fell into the basement.
-SAV
Originally posted by h_town_contour:
I don't live in Houston and I don't drive a Contour anymore. Maybe I should change my name.
to what? A-Town Gag T?
Will the nonsense of this thread ever end...
... *Runs away*
never. today is a nice day. riveting pic of the lightpole I know.
Originally posted by louisw:
never. today is a nice day. riveting pic of the lightpole I know.
I agree!! Awesome Tejas Tag
Holy [censored] did this thread of nothing at all go on forever!
Not forever... just almost... still going, actually, and I for one am glad!
Ray
Originally posted by Horse:
Originally posted by h_town_contour:
I don't live in Houston and I don't drive a Contour anymore. Maybe I should change my name.
to what? A-Town Gag T?
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by h_town_contour:
What can I say, I took a step up lol
Mm, and then fell into the basement.
-SAV
No H-Town, Youre Just "Keeping It Real" Does Anyone Remember That Totally Cool R&B Group Called H-Town With The Song "Knockin Tha' Boots"??
You lose typing privileges for the rest of the day.
Hey Josh. Is Neiman going to sell?
Pale Horse.... You SUCK!!!!!!!
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Hey Josh. Is Neimans going to sell?
Yes. I have a memo. I wish I could post it.
I got ahold of his memo..
_____________________________________________________________
JOSH:
YOU ARE GAY. YOU GET TO HANG OUT WITH HOT COLLEGE CHICKS AT NIGHT AND THAT MAKES YOU UBER-GAY, SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU GET TO DO IT...
SINCERELY,
RAY (i mean not ray.. someone else..)
_____________________________________________________________
Ray
As I said, it's a difficult life I lead.
Come On Mushu, Every Creator Wants To Realize Their Dreams Of Eternity.....
Originally posted by Ray:
I got ahold of his memo..
_____________________________________________________________
JOSH:
YOU ARE GAY. YOU GET TO HANG OUT WITH HOT COLLEGE CHICKS AT NIGHT AND THAT MAKES YOU UBER-GAY, SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU GET TO DO IT...
SINCERELY,
RAY (i mean not ray.. someone else..)
_____________________________________________________________
Ray
That's awesome!
-Chris
I try.
Ray
Come On Now.....Four Days??? I Know Something Has Happened To One Of Us In Four Days That Could Be Posted And Examined In This Topic...For Example, I Moved Into A House Finally. I Was Living In An Aluminium Shanty With An Old Sheet For A Door. Honestly It Was A One Bedroom Apt. With Enough Room To Pee In The Toilet From The Living Room (This = Small). I Will Now Await A Very Rude Joke From "Mushy"!
Well. She MAY have passed it up, until you called her "Mushy" again.. lol
I took the dog to the vet.. She's 10 years old, and has begun to chew/scratch herself crazy (causing welps and raw spots all over her)... They gave her Cortizone shots, and pills to give her.. Have you ever tried giving a pill to a dog? They can spit those things incredibly FAR!!!
We bought a set of drums (2 mounted toms, one floor tom, a bass drum, snare/tom combo, high/hat and ride cymbal. Together with my brothers insane guitar skill, I hope that we can sound pretty good together. (He already owns like 4 guitars [Fender Stratus, Fender Squire, Gibson, and an Ibanez] and a big a$$ mixing board that does all these effects, etc... )
The wife is starting to get REALLY tired of being pregnant.. at 8 months today, she has that right, I would believe! (Look for pics in a month or so!!!!!)
What else? Let me think about it for a bit.. someone else tell me what you guys are up to..
Ray
Thanks For Posting Ray!!!
I Bet Your Wife Is Ready To Get It All Over With...Good Luck And Congratulations. Do You Play The Drums?? I Sing A Little...Used To Have The Makings Of A Decent Band But Then Life Happened To Everyone And That Was The End Of That...What Kind Of Music Do You Like To Play??
Oh Yeah, Dogs Can Spit Those Small Objects Insanely Far When Needed....
Originally posted by Ray:
I took the dog to the vet.. She's 10 years old, and has begun to chew/scratch herself crazy (causing welps and raw spots all over her)... They gave her Cortizone shots, and pills to give her.. Have you ever tried giving a pill to a dog? They can spit those things incredibly FAR!!!
same thing here with our dog. here is a good tip for getting them their pills. open their mouth and place it on the tongue, then hold the mouth shut and gently blow on their nose. when their nose is blown on, it makes them swallow, they can't help it. also helps if you massage the throat while you do this. the key is to be strong but gentle. don't be too forceful when opening the mouth and don't clamp it shut. they will get scared and it will get harder each time.
~Andrew
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
Originally posted by Ray:
I took the dog to the vet.. She's 10 years old, and has begun to chew/scratch herself crazy (causing welps and raw spots all over her)... They gave her Cortizone shots, and pills to give her.. Have you ever tried giving a pill to a dog? They can spit those things incredibly FAR!!!
same thing here with our dog. here is a good tip for getting them their pills. open their mouth and place it on the tongue, then hold the mouth shut and gently blow on their nose. when their nose is blown on, it makes them swallow, they can't help it. also helps if you massage the throat while you do this. the key is to be strong but gentle. don't be too forceful when opening the mouth and don't clamp it shut. they will get scared and it will get harder each time.
~Andrew
Never heard the "blow on the nose", but our technique is the same. Hold the mouth shut and rub the throat until you see their tongue come out, then you know they've swallowed it.
put it on a peice of cheese LOL... Eric what the hell is the deal with you capitolizing the first letter of ever word? Where is your house out? I think I am about to get back with my exgirlfriend for the finial time. I know she is the one but we have had are problems in the past and we are really starting to get everything worked out and its just going really well.
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
I Will Now Await A Very Rude Joke From "Mushy"!
Originally posted by Ray:
Well. She MAY have passed it up, until you called her "Mushy" again.. lol
Come on guys... you CAN do better. I believe in you!
Originally posted by Static:
Eric what the hell is the deal with you capitalizing the first letter of ever word?
attention whore.. now you've done it.
You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????
Wow That Actually Hurts My Eyes...
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????You Mean Like This????
Wow That Actually Hurts My Eyes...
MINE TOO!!!
Don't mind them. You do you.. that is what you do best!
Ray
LMFAO! This thread is insane. Let's keep it going.
The way I figure it, SC CEG is kinda on the low end of activity so we might as well have a claim to fame.
FRIGGIN AWESOME!!!!!!
EDIT: AND A CAMEO!!!
EDIT: I have a movie too... How did you host it? I could only send it to.. well.. myself.
Ray
Very Well Done Mushu!!! I Like The Self Satirical She Devil Approach...And LiL Looks Remarkably Like LIL!!!!
That WAS The Way It Was Intended Correct?????
LIL is hot and I am the devil. Thats also what Chris looks like. I took liberties with Kokopellian, he's white.
Originally posted by Mushu:
LIL is hot and I am the devil. Thats also what Chris looks like. I took liberties with Kokopellian, he's white.
LOL, that was great Kelly. And the only thing white about me is my last name. I've just gotta grow my fro out now. You shoulda seen me in the winter.
But I am FAR from a fat white guy with a hat, but you work with what you have as options, I know...
[CEG, again.. short...Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
But I am FAR from a fat white guy with a hat, but you work with what you have as options, I know...
[CEG, again.. short...
Ray
LOL, that's cold, why you got me dissin' the dude?
Anyway, to help keep the ultimate thread rollin'......
Hottie here, Maxim rules.
SC vs SE You know...cuz I just
had to stick my nose in.
-Chris
OMG Mushu is awsome! ( and my hottie b*tch too ) I LOVED the movies! You tapped into a hidden talent there.. I do have to say that Aaron was a favorite of mine! Holy Crap that was funny!
Mushu is my hero.. person and cat!
Originally posted by SAV:
SC vs SE
You know...cuz I just had to stick my nose in.
-Chris
LMFAO! I've gotta do one of these! Whateva, whateva! I do what I want!
Here ya go kids....
enjoy!Ask me about the missing episode someday.
I don't ride a skateboard...
LOLOL... both ways...
How did you know? That is hilarious! Can't wait for the next installment, of course I know you have to wait for us to do something else... typical..
Ray
I just need inspiration or inebriation. I'll get one of the two soon enough.
Eatin' babies!!
Eatin' Babies
On behalf of Neiman Marcus, I am forced to request that you supply the company with a new keyboard. I just snotted Diet Rockstar all over the keyes and it is no longer functional. See,myspacebardoesn'tworkanymore.Thanksalot,Aaron!
That was the funniest thing that I can imagine him ever saying.
Originally posted by infuryum:
That was the funniest thing that I can imagine him ever saying.
Imagine him saying.. lol..
Ray
Part Ocho Did anyone ever notice that Karen and Zum look alike.
we're gonna have 400 more posts on these movies!
awesome work, once again!
Ray
I'll keep making so long as they stay here in South Central CEG. I'd hate to see these get made in CI. We all have good senses of humor here. I don't want these used for personal attacks.
Well, that is because we are better than any other region..
Ray
Which side of the SC/SE fence are you hanging your spurs on today Ray?
ha.. ha... friggin' ha..
So I lived there for 2 years.. I came back as soon as possible.. besides.. I was born and raised here, and was in the military there, so...
I do what I want.. whateva, whateva..
Ray
Originally posted by Mushu:
South Central CEG Drama Comes To Life!
South Central CEG
South Central CEG 2
South Central CEG 3
South Central CEG 4
I'll have to work on that pai mei beard before the next gtg.
Originally posted by louisw:
Originally posted by Mushu:
South Central CEG Drama Comes To Life!
South Central CEG
South Central CEG 2
South Central CEG 3
South Central CEG 4
I'll have to work on that pai mei beard before the next gtg.
Yeah, I'll have to find a ten gallon hat and some spurs.
that's okay.. I have to come in at double, or double-and-a-half-my-own-weight so I can look memorable!
Ray
I guess I need a sunburn and I've gotta work on my abs.
Would you rather glue some horns to your head, do a few crunches and be done with it?
Cuz personally, I think I've got the most work to do.
-Chris
But I don't ride a skateboard...
I don't currently have an afro either.
I've also got more a$$ than my character.
You do have an AWESOME ghetto booty!
Originally posted by Mushu:
You do have an AWESOME ghetto booty!
omghi2u! g0t pix0rz?
~Andrew
ghetto booty r0x0rs teh b0x0rs!!!
Ray
Why doesn't E Great lakes have awesome ghetto booties?
Originally posted by Mushu:
Why are you here?
Because we th3 coolest!! Our fame has spread throughout the world...
Something tells me Lil'striped just popped in, read the last three or four posts, and wanted to join the bandwagon... I doubt reading the entire thread was on a list of priorities..
Watch.. We'll see a "the excellent thread" in the MI forums..
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
Something tells me Lil'striped just popped in, read the last three or four posts, and wanted to join the bandwagon... I doubt reading the entire thread was on a list of priorities..
Watch.. We'll see a "the excellent thread" in the MI forums..
Ray
You guys actually have personality...what can I say.
It's better than all the "I saw an SVT today!" threads popping up in SE.
-Chris
On another thought..WE ALREADY HAVE someone from another forum taking part... SAV is doing just fine spreading rumors about me and which ways I swing.
I don't need anybody else to help that one out.
Teh Ultimate = SC!!!!Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
On another thought..WE ALREADY HAVE someone from another forum taking part... SAV is doing just fine spreading rumors about me and which ways I swing.
I don't need anybody else to help that one out.
Teh Ultimate = SC!!!!
Ray
That's great Ray!!
And the saga continues...
Ray
SAV is like that little kid who won't go away when you play. I can deal with him, but his little friends need to hit the road.
What friends? I'm not from Michigan...
I have friends?
-Chris
Get ride of the trolls and you can stay.
Free 300whp Contour SVTs to the first ten trolls without "SAV" in their name that report to the SE-CEG forums!
-Chris
Stupid dfilms don't work with Firefox.
BS!! I have viewed, and made each dfilm with mozilla.
Get the 1.1 update.
Ray
I'm asking about the lost episode..
Where's it AT???
Ray
post that biotch!!!
(no.. I am not impatient... just in a hurry, and don't want to wait!)
Ray
POST IT MUSHU!!!
POST IT!!
Chris said I can't.
Had to get in on the action.
Yankee's RULE!
Well, according to your character..
He's younger, whiter, and his abs aren't NEAR as defined as yours.. you could take him... POST IT!!! (Unless it violates rules.. then just say so, and we can badger you through PMs to give us the link.. LOL )
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
Well, according to your character..
He's younger
True
Originally posted by Ray:
whiter
What color am I?
Originally posted by Ray:
his abs aren't NEAR as defined as yours
Um... mine are incased in a soft protective layer
You are RED (devil.. duh...
)
and I don't see a protective layer.. I see rock hard abs..
"according to your character"...
So.. POST IT!!!!!!!
Ray
***Please note that the characters have changed in these films. This will not live up to the hype....
sixxxA bonus film....for Josh...
pie.
Nice...
I tried to get a film up, but the darn thing wouldn't ever send it.
I'll try it again later.
No Aaron. Do it NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can not wait.
I CAN'T do it now. I just simply can't!!
I don't even have an email at work that I can send it too!! My wife is in bed...
AUGH!!
My options have been exhausted...
liger@beer.comPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!
Originally posted by Ray:
BS!! I have viewed, and made each dfilm with mozilla.
Get the 1.1 update.
There is no 1.1 update. The latest is 1.0.2 according to the Mozilla page.
I don't have any issues with mozilla either.
Originally posted by Mushu:
liger@beer.com
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!
Am I supposed to email it to you?
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Mushu:
liger@beer.com
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!
Am I supposed to email it to you?
HOpefully I was, otherwise, I just lost a masterpiece...
Aaron... I love you as much as a happily married woman can platonicly love a happily married man. Does that make sense?
CHASIN EM OUT To be continued.....
I don't know what to say...
I still feel like a doof for this...
SPORT WIFE
Hey all....
I really do exist...
Aww man. Chalk up another chick for SC.
Is there a such thing as Savannah, TX? Cuz I don't quite think SE would notice if I took a little "permanent vacation"...
-Chris
Originally posted by 98 SE:
Trying to make a 30+ page topic? (based on how many posts are set per page of course ... )
Sorry For Interjecting, But This Was From Page "1",
Every now And Then, I'll Go Back And Read From The Beginning, But I Dont Think Its Very Feasible Any More....I Show 47 Pages In Flat Mode As Per My Settings....
And Mushu, I Think You Definitely Have Hidden Talent For Animated Movie Production/Direction. Keep It Up Everyone!!!!!
Suck up!
Keep it up. I like it.
"my wife is definitely hot...."
She was watching over your shoulder when you made that, huh?
Nobody would notice you leave, SAV, but that's because they are busy fighting off the retired seniors, and mosquitos..
I show 5 pages (working on six in probably 5 or so posts...), but Mushu is right... you are really good at sucking up...
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
"my wife is definitely hot...."
She was watching over your shoulder when you made that, huh?
Aaron does not lie. Karen is beautiful! She has the greatest smile.
Kokopuffydaddys wife Galena is beautiful too.
OH, I never said she wasn't.. I haven't had the pleasure of seeing her image.. I was just stating what it looked like...
Aaron is right.. we certainly are lucky men.. I happen to think that every female in SC is very attractive (at least the ones that I have seen, before), including my wife (one would hope I felt that way, huh?)
Ray
I want a hot one.
Originally posted by infuryum:
I want a hot one.
Here you go!
I'm not hot enough for that one.
perhaps Perverted College Leeching Joe?
~Andrew
Perhaps Berlinetta Driving, Cut-off Sleeved, Greasy Mullett Joe...Bob?
Originally posted by Mushu:
Keep it up. I like it.
I Think Ive Met You Before Mushu!
No Wait...I Was Thinking Of Every Other Woman Out There... .
No Harm Intended Just Funnin'
You realize my husband will read that, right?
I'm sure your husband would agree with P.H.
LOL
Ray
You still going to Grins tomorrow Ray?
Yeah... Still up for it?
Ray
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
You still going to Grins tomorrow Ray?
Originally posted by Ray:
Yeah... Still up for it?
Ray
Are you trying to up the post count here? Use PM's
Post whoring is teh fun!
I'm deep in thought about the next video. Seems the ante has been upped.
-Chris
Because we've had a run of "no trolls allowed" videos, and now he's trying to figure out if he can make one, too, without sounding like a hypocrite...
Give in, SAV.. just move here..
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
Because we've had a run of "no trolls allowed" videos, and now he's trying to figure out if he can make one, too, without sounding like a hypocrite...
Give in, SAV.. just move here..
Ray
Who's the new troll?
Fabricate. You seem to be good at it.
-Chris
EDIT: Ray's not right. He's never right. Really. Whateva, whateva...
You really don't want to piss me off.
Yeah, SAV.. Or she might get mean, and snippy!!!!
Ray
Josh, you started page 6, for me...
(30+ page thread is gonna be hard to do!)
Ray
Well I've got a response to her snippityness.
And yeah...I wanna see what you're like pissed off. -SAV
MY NEW SIG!!!!!!
LOL
Ray
SAV's soul taste's like chicken.
Originally posted by Mushu:
SAV's soul taste's like chicken.
When you're talking about a turkey, that's a damn insult.
-SAV
Originally posted by Mushu:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
You still going to Grins tomorrow Ray?
Originally posted by Ray:
Yeah... Still up for it?
Ray
Are you trying to up the post count here? Use PM's
A Narcissist with Borderline Personality traits
Fear not the Mushu, she's a softie. She's super nice to me and my wife. I'm a Yankee and my wife is a SUPER Yankee. Our souls are still intact. Sorry Kelly, I let the cat out of the bag so to speak.
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Fear not the Mushu...cat... speak.
It is quite funny to know about the name, though.. I had no idea what your name really was, Mushu!
I will still call ya Mushu, though.. sounds more: mean, vengeful, and downright MUSHU-ISH!!!
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
I will still call ya Mushu, though.. sounds more: mean, vengeful, and downright MUSHU-ISH!!!
Ray
Or my hot sexy [censored], thats what I can her...
oh yeah, why do I have to look like the crack whore in the videos??? Since when am I BLUE?!?!?!?!
I have quite enjoyed them tho! I think Kelly has tapped in a hidden talent...
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Fear not the Mushu, she's a softie. She's super nice to me and my wife. I'm a Yankee and my wife is a SUPER Yankee. Our souls are still intact. Sorry Kelly, I let the cat out of the bag so to speak.
Grrrrrrrrrr! Yankee soul tastes of chicken!
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
Since when am I BLUE?!?!?!?!
Because you haven't seen me in awhile.
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
I have quite enjoyed them tho! I think Kelly has tapped in a hidden talent...
I'm glad you like them, but I seem to have lost my inspiration. These tools think saying "blah blah blah" is enough for me to create a masterpiece. They are so wrong. Stop trying to be clever and be your usual dimwhitted selves and I will be back to making movies in no time. Until then.... NO MOVIES FOR YOU!
Originally posted by Mushu:
NO MOVIES FOR YOU!
Come on Mushu, we need inspiration from you...
I've learned a lot about the people in this area that I never knew until you started making these films...
What? Like jive turkey souls taste of chicken? And I have a cat named Mushu. I also have a cat named Leonard.
yeah.. apparently we are all nothing like we thought we were..I, for one, am overweight, and didn't know it...
and SAV wants to be my ?dinner???? (you take a guess, I don't know WHAT that means... must be an SE thing!
)
Ray
Does he know I'm a trained chef? Fo real! I could baste his gamey SE carcass up real good.
*** I edited this post because... well... it sounded kinda bad.
[quietly moseys his way back over to SE]
Mm, it was nice chatting with you all but the Savannahians aren't quite so graphically violent.
-SAV
I just said I know how to cut up poultry. There's nothing voilent about that. Besides, I edited my post. It sounds much better now.
You guys are weird.
I had TWIX with peanut butter tonight. It was fantastic.
Originally posted by infuryum:
You guys are weird.
I had TWIX with peanut butter tonight. It was fantastic.
That's all you had for dinner?
Wait, did you actually ADD peanut butter to the twix? Never thought about that...
Wow....
I've had a REALLY long night at work. In fact, I think I may be getting sick...
This sucks...
Originally posted by infuryum:
You guys are weird.
I had TWIX with peanut butter tonight. It was fantastic.
Reminds me of living in the Frat house. I ran out of milk and just poured a cold Bud over my Rice Crispies. Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Originally posted by Mushu:
NO MOVIES FOR YOU!
Video Nazi!
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Originally posted by infuryum:
You guys are weird.
I had TWIX with peanut butter tonight. It was fantastic.
Reminds me of living in the Frat house. I ran out of milk and just poured a cold Bud over my Rice Crispies. Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Alcohol abuse.
I would've eaten the Krispies dry before pouring a good beer over 'em.
-SAV
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Originally posted by infuryum:
You guys are weird.
I had TWIX with peanut butter tonight. It was fantastic.
Reminds me of living in the Frat house. I ran out of milk and just poured a cold Bud over my Rice Crispies. Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Alcohol abuse.
I would've eaten the Krispies dry before pouring a good beer over 'em.
-SAV
What the heck is a good beer? I've never heard of such a thing...
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
What the heck is a good beer? I've never heard of such a thing...
No Kiddin', Liquor Or Mixed Drinks Are The Only Way To Party...Or Relax...Beer Is For Mullett-Headed Nascar Fans!!!
** Runs Around Corner Shielding Himself From Flying Beer Bottles And Lynch Minded Dale Jr. Fans**
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
What the heck is a good beer? I've never heard of such a thing...
It's a SE thing.
-SAV
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Originally posted by infuryum:
You guys are weird.
I had TWIX with peanut butter tonight. It was fantastic.
Reminds me of living in the Frat house. I ran out of milk and just poured a cold Bud over my Rice Crispies. Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Alcohol abuse.
I would've eaten the Krispies dry before pouring a good beer over 'em.
-SAV
What the heck is a good beer? I've never heard of such a thing...
Exactly, beer sucks bad. I don't see how peeps drink the stuff. The Hightowers are trying to convert me though. Kelly's mission is to find a beer I'll like.
Well, I got back from Grin's today, in San Marcos..
Things went down in the usual fashion of an SC CEG meet..
I was the only one that showed up...
LOL
Seriously, though:
TXRealtor had business obligations, and that was fine...
Ray
There are some really good beers. You need to go to a Brewpub and sample the ones they make. Most American "Super Breweries" Budwieser, Miller. etc. make such horrid garbage that i can't believe they even call it beer. I was was at a commercial real estate conference in Addison last week and I went to a pretty nice Bewpub there. They had a nice Amber, but were out of the Porter( my fav).
You were in Addison and didn't call me??
Originally posted by infuryum:
You were in Addison and didn't call me??
or me?, or Chris?, or Kokopuff?, or 99SESPORT?
What brew pub? Let me guess BJ's or Two Rows.
Hightower Hizzouse is the best BrewPub I have been too. The head chef is hot, and the brewmaster keeps the good times rollin!
YUPYUP.. nothing "TERRIBLE" happened to me, yet.. so don't worry about my posts..
Ray
Originally posted by Mushu:
Originally posted by infuryum:
You were in Addison and didn't call me??
or me?, or Chris?, or Kokopuff?, or 99SESPORT?
What brew pub? Let me guess BJ's or Two Rows.
Damn, I didn't think! I went to BJs because I didn'y have a car and could walk from the Hotel. I'll be back there on June 12th-17th you'll have to take me to this Kellers ya'll always rant about.
Bruce
Another budding director!!!!
LOLOL
Ray
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2336589
Ummm... you used Louis for yourself and yourself for Josh???
It doesn't work for me dude.
Grade F
So you're a teacher now too eh?
-SAV
Originally posted by Mushu:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2336589
Ummm... you used Louis for yourself and yourself for Josh???
It doesn't work for me dude.
Grade F
Who pee'd in your Wheaties today?
SAV did.
Originally posted by Mushu:
I'll keep making so long as they stay here in South Central CEG. I'd hate to see these get made in CI. We all have good senses of humor here. I don't want these used for personal attacks.
Can you not [censored] read?
Originally posted by SAV:
I dunno what you're talking about.
www.dfilm.com
Y'all need to start making some videos. They can be pretty funny.
Keep them from getting out into Common Interests though, or the moderators will find some way to ban them.
-Chris
Amen to that title...
Okay.. I'll go back to my neck of the woods.
I think we have an opening for our resident troll.
Originally posted by Mushu:
I think we have an opening for our resident troll.
REALLY
Originally posted by LilStripedRocket:
Originally posted by Mushu:
I think we have an opening for our resident troll.
REALLY
Don't flatter yourself Chad.
She wouldn't be pissed if she hadn't been roaming around in SE like she said she wasn't going to.
Besides, SE isn't CI, last time I checked. It's dead enough in there that you could post gay porn and nobody would notice.
Dude.. I think I would notice that you want to post gay porn...
Ray
Ross and I (and occasionally SVTatGT) have been the only ones replying in the SE forums for several days now.
Eric, Jim, Rich and the rest of the gang are too concerned about the HSV meet or whatever.
And if I posted gay porn in SE, I have no doubt that you wouldn't think twice about moving back.
-SAV
Anyone have that pic of Josh from Halloween for SAV?
Been there, seen that.
I just enjoy posting it.
I was told about it by 99SESPORT. I didn't go there myself. I have better things to do with my time.
Like wait 30 seconds and hit refresh to see if anyone has posted in SC.
Originally posted by Mushu:
I was told about it by 99SESPORT. I didn't go there myself. I have better things to do with my time.
By the way, the only reason I was there was because I have WAY too much time on my hands at work...(night shift security), and um, well, I went to EVERY TOPIC one night...
Originally posted by infuryum:
I just enjoy posting it.
I kinda wish you would stop....
It's freaky dude...
Originally posted by Mushu:
Like wait 30 seconds and hit refresh to see if anyone has posted in SC.
Your signature is very befitting Mrs. Hightower.
Honestly though, all hostility aside, I enjoy the goofing and joking around you guys do with one another. It makes for a great laugh and I just thought I'd get in on the movie thing a bit. If I really am a bother to SC, then just get it over with and say so. I don't mind SE at all; it's just a little slow at times.
I promise I won't cry.
-SAV
SAV's ma BOY!
Y'know what my troll arse voted...
I've been to texas, twice. Austin and Forth Worth.. so, I like to call my self, a tourist troll.
Not looking good so far.
2/3
-SAV
I had to vote no on principal, but.... I'm pulling for you
Well that makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
Let me know who my replacement is before you send me packing.
-SAV
We already have a resident troll....
Infuryum....
No Contour for him...
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
We already have a resident troll....
Infuryum....
No Contour for him...
Originally posted by infuryum:
Eat it.
YUM
I voted to ban Chris. He sucks.
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
I voted to ban Chris. He sucks.
Like you'd be a worthy replacement.
-Chris
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
I voted to ban Chris. He sucks.
Your vote doesn't count.
Kremit, you're making me want to keep SAV around.
since the other candidates suck, i will take the resident troll status.
~Andrew
I will end you all.
keep your [censored] and pecker photos in my PM box....er, off the boards.
~Andrew
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
keep your [censored] and pecker photos in my PM box....er, off the boards.
~Andrew
hahahahahaaaa
Originally posted by Mushu:
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
I voted to ban Chris. He sucks.
Your vote doesn't count.
Kremit, you're making me want to keep SAV around.
Keep him. I didn't want to be a replacement, I just voted to ban him. I wish we had the same vote going in the SE forum.
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
Originally posted by Mushu:
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
I voted to ban Chris. He sucks.
Your vote doesn't count.
Kremit, you're making me want to keep SAV around.
Keep him. I didn't want to be a replacement, I just voted to ban him. I wish we had the same vote going in the SE forum.
Did you not read me?
I said, Infuryum is our RESIDENT TROLL!!
There is no vote that needs to be taken, nor any poll that needs to be taken. The spot is taken, and believe me, nobody can replace INFURYUM!!
Word.
(I'll give you your ten bucks later.)
Originally posted by infuryum:
Word.
(I'll give you your ten bucks later.)
is that all it costs nowadays? sign me up for 2
~Andrew
Hot damn.
At least I never paid anybody. I got in for free. Well...I guess this "SAV abuse" can serve as payment.
-SAV
As Aaron stated... we don't need a poll... we can always make room, I am sure..
SC needs a good alcoholic... Josh, you don't drink THAT much, do you? (You see what I mean, SAV?)
Besides.. anyone that was on the forums a WHILE back, may remember that I was the official "NECEG-Wannabe", but that was just a phase of the forums, like IBFDL, or "I own page 3" or whatever...
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
SC needs a good alcoholic... Josh, you don't drink THAT much, do you?
Umm...
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
That sucked.
Well, that's what happens when trolls try to come in where they shouldn't be and talk crap...
Things get screwed up...
Originally posted by Ray:
SC needs a good alcoholic... Josh, you don't drink THAT much, do you? (You see what I mean, SAV?)
With your choice in Halloween costumes, I hope to god your a heavy drinker Josh. I just met another Josh in a '00 CSVT yesterday and invited him to check out our lil' forum. He said he lives in McQueeney and works in New Braunfels. He seems like a nice kid and we should be able to really screw him up.
Where do I start?
Josh: You are an amazing troll and you are without a doubt, the resident troll for the entire CEG. However... and Aaron and I disagree on this... since you are in the SC CEG, in my opinion you can not be the resident troll for us. A troll to sc ceg is someone who lives outside of these states: Texas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Kansas, Lousianna, & Arkansas.
You still are the undisputed top CEG troll.
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
since the other candidates suck, i will take the resident troll status.
~Andrew
NEVER!
Originally posted by Ray:
SC needs a good alcoholic... Josh, you don't drink THAT much, do you? (You see what I mean, SAV?)
Ray
Come to Keller's, let's see who drinks the most. That is the fairest way.
Originally posted by Mushu:
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
since the other candidates suck, i will take the resident troll status.
~Andrew
NEVER!
you just not like me personally? or you're that judgmental to everyone?
~Andrew
"??berdubs - Indianapolis VAG Enthusiasts"
I'm a pretty big enthusiast of vag, how do I start a chapter down here?
as long as we are talking about the same VAG (Volkswagen Audi Gesellschaft)...idk really. just ask around for other that like them?
~Andrew
O my bad. I hate volkswagens.
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
O my bad. I hate volkswagens.
that's cool, i'm sure they hate you equally.
just out of curiosity though, what VAG were you talking about?
~Andrew
Hmm, I wonder.
i don't get it
hell, i even googled "vag" and all results deal with german cars in some form.
~Andrew
just add some letters to the endina.
LOL
ina
got it. wow i'm dense.
~Andrew
I never cared too much. Crown whomever you please.
Originally posted by Mushu:
Where do I start?
Josh: You are an amazing troll and you are without a doubt, the resident troll for the entire CEG. However... and Aaron and I disagree on this... since you are in the SC CEG, in my opinion you can not be the resident troll for us. A troll to sc ceg is someone who lives outside of these states: Texas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Kansas, Lousianna, & Arkansas.
You still are the undisputed top CEG troll.
Okay, I concede...
I place before you....
NVS Mystique
I know he doesn't frequent here, but maybe we can change that....
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
Originally posted by Mushu:
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
since the other candidates suck, i will take the resident troll status.
~Andrew
NEVER!
you just not like me personally? or you're that judgmental to everyone?
~Andrew
From CI
for some reason this song went through my head:
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
i nibbled on her ear and said "i hope youre in condition" then she got down in a yoga like position, took off her clothes and said her name was diana, her chest was bigger than the state of indiana. she said, "let's get busy, i dont wanna lose ya" and needless to say, i knocked it like a hoosier.
Deos this help you understand?
so because someone said something that made me think of a song, i am not good enough? great reasoning
~Andrew
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Mushu:
Where do I start?
Josh: You are an amazing troll and you are without a doubt, the resident troll for the entire CEG. However... and Aaron and I disagree on this... since you are in the SC CEG, in my opinion you can not be the resident troll for us. A troll to sc ceg is someone who lives outside of these states: Texas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Kansas, Lousianna, & Arkansas.
You still are the undisputed top CEG troll.
Okay, I concede...
I place before you....
NVS Mystique
I know he doesn't frequent here, but maybe we can change that....
NVS can't be a troll since he has a Mystique.
I think all this bickering about my future is just a ploy to get the post count in this thread higher. Way to use the SE trolls.
BTW, the poll on pg 37 (for me) says 7/7, so I get to stay.
-SAV
37????? I JUST broke 7 with Josh's "rolleyes" to mushu's song...
Ray
Before she comes in here and lays into you with a tongue lashing... (
)
Homeboy wrote that song and she was quoting it in order to imply negative things regarding its content. Don't get confused.
I wasn't confused..
Never heard the song.. don't care to. (nothing personal)
I wasn't using it for a BASIS of anything, merely a reference location to my 7th page start. It could have been about monkeys and bananas for all I care; I was just pointing out where the page started.
(besides.. tongues are fun.. lashing is fun.. why wouldn't tongue-lashing be fun?
[homer]mmmmmm tongue-lasshinnngggg[/homer])
Ray
Can it and go take pictures.
As far as I'm comcerned. I don't care who comes here, all we ask is you don't say anything stupid and have a great sense of humor. Other wise we will flame you.
On a side note...Pimpalicious316 aren't you in W Great Lakes or do you just post there too? I love W Great Lakes, awesome guys! I loved it when I was in their gang.
Originally posted by infuryum:
Can it and go take pictures.
speaking of which...
Ray
Originally posted by Mushu:
As far as I'm comcerned. I don't care who comes here, all we ask is you don't say anything stupid and have a great sense of humor . Other wise we will flame you.
Something stupid, and Bah Humbug!!!! Btw, you Hightower, 99SESport and Ouch are traitorous bastiches! SAV, you can have em' here, but watch your back, their knives plunge deep.
I'm always confused
See Koko's post of "April Fool! Own3d!!!" in CI... to be unconfused..
Ray
Originally posted by GIT-R-DONE:
Ray is visiting in june, maybe we should do something then.
OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOooOOoooooOoOOOOooooO!!1!!!11111!!!!!11@@
Just found this in SE.
I told you guys! I TOOOOOLD you guys he was traitorous!
-SAV
Originally posted by Mushu:
As far as I'm comcerned. I don't care who comes here, all we ask is you don't say anything stupid and have a great sense of humor. Other wise we will flame you.
On a side note...Pimpalicious316 aren't you in W Great Lakes or do you just post there too? I love W Great Lakes, awesome guys! I loved it when I was in their gang.
indeed, i am here in central indiana. w great lakes is fun, but i like the sense of humor in here more. besides, josh likes my nipples.
~Andrew
My wife's parents live in JAX.. and yes.. I am visiting, but I am visiting for the purpose of baby-braggin', family-showin', in-law seein' brownie points.
Besides... I don't care what you say: Infants take away all guilt, blame and hard feelings.. you can't be mad at a baby! I am doing it for the new baby.. this is my trump card.. I am using it now...
Ray
Mmmmm.... fresh baby.
J/k congrats!
thanks, but they are pre-emptive congrats.. she isn't due until the 19th of May..
Ray
a day almost!! no!!!!!!!
Its absolutely torrential here, right now.. I hope you guys are all still nice and dry.. It's like... get two of every animal time, right now..
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
It's like... get two of every animal time, right now..
idk about your area, but they have laws against beastiality 'round here
~Andrew
Here I am, being all biblical and righteous, and you gotta go ruin it with your evil ways.
I am a good person, and I can't be tarnished by your negative thoughts.
THERE DAMN YOU!!!!
oops.. I mean... so good day..
oh, and no laws are broken if nobody knows about it..
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
a day almost!! no!!!!!!!
I spent all day sitting in SC to see if I could pounce on the fact that nobody had posted today. Stupid popularity thread.
-SAV
(AKA: WTF???)
You're just mad because we have a better thread than most branches around here... (although HitmanInMI leaving is a good thing for me, so that is a good thread, too..)
Ray
Edited for your convenience.
And I agree about the Hitman thread.
-SAV
Now I understand! Sorry to ruin your plan..
everyone.. stay clear of posting on this thread on Wednesday.. give SAV something to do that night!!!
g'night Mushu..
night Koko
night john
night josh
night SAV
night Bruce
night Chris
night Andrew..
night little john....
(hey.. you want the most posts.. this'll do it, every night! lol)
I think Koko and I might meet up tomorrow afternoon, sometime.. I will talk to you guys tomorrow!!
Ray
woww their is a lotta post in here now. I a bit drunk but not too much.
You are a bit in the wrong forum...
Brought to you by the letter "E", Kremit..
as in S
E...
Ray
CEG might cease to exist before our topic gets to 600 posts.
ok, the outsider must ask...what's with the pie thing?
~Andrew
I love pie.
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
ok, the outsider must ask...what's with the pie thing?
~Andrew
Let's just make one thing clear here....
OUTSIDER
Nuff said....
Look what you guys did!!! You posted today! argh!
I like pie..
Ray
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
ok, the outsider must ask...what's with the pie thing?
~Andrew
Let's just make one thing clear here....
OUTSIDER
Nuff said....
shove it pork focker.
just asking so i can know wtf is going on.
~Andrew
oh, and i do like pie, hence even more curiosity. can i get some cherry pie?
I Like Cobbler...Not The Shoe-Fix Guy...Blackberry.
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
ok, the outsider must ask...what's with the pie thing?
~Andrew
Let's just make one thing clear here....
OUTSIDER
Nuff said....
Aaron, thanks for taking over while I'm out of comission. Keep up the good work, I won't be 100% for a while.
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
shove it pork focker.
Pimpy, you are crossing a line that you should not cross.
If you want to know what the deal with pie is... read the damn post and watch "Pie" the movie.
Use the SEARCH button.
I could have sworn you just called him pimply... but my eyes are bad, today.. I am SOOOO sick.. have been all night!
Ray
Originally posted by Mushu:
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
ok, the outsider must ask...what's with the pie thing?
~Andrew
Let's just make one thing clear here....
OUTSIDER
Nuff said....
Aaron, thanks for taking over while I'm out of comission. Keep up the good work, I won't be 100% for a while.
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
shove it pork focker.
Pimpy, you are crossing a line that you should not cross.
If you want to know what the deal with pie is... read the damn post and watch "Pie" the movie.
Use the SEARCH button.
so wait, he can get on my case but I can't do the same? i personally don't give a flying fugg about this imaginary line you have set up to protect yourself from "outsiders." i have read the post and seen the movie, i don't see why he keeps bringing it up. i asked a question and he basically told me i didn't need to know because i am not in the clique around here. so for that, he can shove off.
~Andrew
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
Originally posted by Mushu:
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
ok, the outsider must ask...what's with the pie thing?
~Andrew
Let's just make one thing clear here....
OUTSIDER
Nuff said....
Aaron, thanks for taking over while I'm out of comission. Keep up the good work, I won't be 100% for a while.
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
shove it pork focker.
Pimpy, you are crossing a line that you should not cross.
If you want to know what the deal with pie is... read the damn post and watch "Pie" the movie.
Use the SEARCH button.
so wait, he can get on my case but I can't do the same? i personally don't give a flying fugg about this imaginary line you have set up to protect yourself from "outsiders." i have read the post and seen the movie, i don't see why he keeps bringing it up. i asked a question and he basically told me i didn't need to know because i am not in the clique around here. so for that, he can shove off.
~Andrew
Pimp, to answer your question, Infuryum is just... well, special. His Honda Si is a short bus in desguise. Oh, and I LOVE pie myself.
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Pimp, to answer your question, Infuryum is just... well, special. His Honda Si is a short bus in desguise.
i suspected...
~Andrew
Question: ARE you in the "clique"?
It may not be right, and you may not like it, but:
That is how the world works, and you are right.. you CAN tell him to shove it.. keep in mind, nobody has told YOU to shove it, they still talk to ya, and *ish*..
So.. you're either priviledged to know, or you aren't.. I read the post.. I have seen the movie, and frankly I don't get the popularity of it, either, but I DO see where they are getting it..
Besides... take it at face value: I DO like pie...
edit: Infuryum IS special... VEWWY SPECIAL!! lol
Ray
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
so wait, he can get on my case but I can't do the same? i personally don't give a flying fugg about this imaginary line you have set up to protect yourself from "outsiders." i have read the post and seen the movie, i don't see why he keeps bringing it up. i asked a question and he basically told me i didn't need to know because i am not in the clique around here. so for that, he can shove off.
~Andrew
Seriously dude.... CHILL OUT!
We are silly people here who like to have a good time. We can give each other a hard time because we know and like each other. Us giving you a hard time is a way of welcoming you. Did you not see us welcome SAV into the fold? Take some time, get to know us and let us know you. Like it or not this is a clique of sorts. You just can't jump in and join. Baby steps.
some of us are more silly than others....
I won't name names..
Ray
(no.. ^^^ that doesn't count as a name...)
Originally posted by Ray:
Ray
(no.. ^^^ that doesn't count as a name...)
Hahaha!
hehe.. Well. [censored].. how are you gonna sign your name at the end of a post after a statement like "I won't name any names"?
catch-22 ownz j00..
Ray
Originally posted by Mushu:
Did you not see us welcome SAV into the fold?
woOt woOt!!11
And, mind you, this was after I was portrayed as a turkey on their videos and they made a poll about whether or not to keep me. Better yet, they tried to take my soul.
I'd say it was worth it though.
-SAV
EDIT: I don't get the pie thing either, but like most things that go on around here, I've found it better if I just don't ask.
You're damn right it was worth it! (and don't you forget it!!!)
Anyone else feeling antsy, today? Like I just wanna do SOMETHING... mod something... I dunno.
Ray
Yeah, but I did something yesterday so I have to study tonite.
Originally posted by Ray:
Anyone else feeling antsy, today? Like I just wanna do SOMETHING... mod something... I dunno.
Ray
Come Over To My House And Help Me Put My Rear Motor Mount In!!!!
Where do you live?
We'll plan on it!
Ray
Originally posted by SAV:
And, mind you, this was after I was portrayed as a turkey on their videos and they made a poll about whether or not to keep me. Better yet, they tried to take my soul.
A. You're still a turkey
2. I told you I only voted no on principal
D. Your soul taste of chicken, so I spit it out
Originally posted by Ray:
Where do you live?
We'll plan on it!
Ray
Tulsa...But My Heart Is In Austin...
How About Tomorrow!!??
I'll be in Tulsa next month. We are going to the "Kirk Nuptials!"
I can't wait!
Originally posted by Mushu:
I'll be in Tulsa next month. We are going to the "Kirk Nuptials!" I can't wait!
What The HELL Is That?
Originally posted by Mushu:
Originally posted by SAV:
And, mind you, this was after I was portrayed as a turkey on their videos and they made a poll about whether or not to keep me. Better yet, they tried to take my soul.
A. You're still a turkey
2. I told you I only voted no on principal
D. Your soul taste of chicken, so I spit it out
Dude... A...2....D... She told you.
Ray
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Originally posted by Mushu:
I'll be in Tulsa next month. We are going to the "Kirk Nuptials!" I can't wait!
What The HELL Is That?
Tim Kirk is gettin hitched! Did I spell it wrong? My bad if I did. I am on drugs this week. <-- Mushu
Nuptuals?
as in "Prenuptual agreement"?
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
Nuptuals?
as in "Prenuptual agreement"?
Ray
No. She's over 18
Originally posted by Mushu:
She's over 18
Hahahaha liar.
Originally posted by Mushu:
Originally posted by SAV:
And, mind you, this was after I was portrayed as a turkey on their videos and they made a poll about whether or not to keep me. Better yet, they tried to take my soul.
A. You're still a turkey
2. I told you I only voted no on principal
D. Your soul taste of chicken, so I spit it out
B. Dang.
4. I appreciate that.
E. So does this mean I can have it back?
-SAV
7. No! I'm saving it for company.
Nobody posted, again, today, so I will post so that SAV can't jump on it, yet again..
Thanks, John, for meeting up with me.. It was cool to talk with someone with the same interests as me(besides the cars, etc).
PS... Meh..
Ray
i thought we weren't supposed to post today? i am so confused.
meh
~Andrew
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
i thought we weren't supposed to post today? i am so confused.
meh
~Andrew
Since when????
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
i thought we weren't supposed to post today? i am so confused.
meh
~Andrew
Since when????
idk...hence the confusion.
~Andrew
Originally posted by Ray:
Nobody posted, again, today, so I will post so that SAV can't jump on it, yet again..
24 hours was only another 75 minutes away!
-SAV
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by Ray:
Nobody posted, again, today, so I will post so that SAV can't jump on it, yet again..
24 hours was only another 75 minutes away!
-SAV
So, what...it's our Region... We can post if we want too...
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
i thought we weren't supposed to post today? i am so confused.
I can lock it for 24 hours.. </helpful>
Yeah, it was good to meet you to Ray. We'll have to go out and find some a$$ to kick sometime. LOL. Oh, and Meh back to ya.
Ass to kick? Just gotta play pool in Denton and the bling-blinging negros with chips on their shoulders will come find YOU!
Denton pool this weekend, John?
Call the house number (in your pm) to get in contact with me.. my brother has the cell phone. We'll bling up the rides.
Ray
Originally posted by infuryum:
Ass to kick? Just gotta play pool in Denton and the bling-blinging negros with chips on their shoulders will come find YOU!
Nah, he was a DRUNK wannabe Pimp bling-blingin' negroid with a chip on his short shoulder. Yeah, we shouda kicked his ass, and his drunken G.I. Joe lyin' ass friend to. Damn they were annoying as all hell!
Originally posted by Ray:
Denton pool this weekend, John?
Call the house number (in your pm) to get in contact with me.. my brother has the cell phone. We'll bling up the rides.
Ray
You're gonna be in Denton this weekend? I don't think it's a go. I've got the Mom-in-law in town and I've been gone all week. I'll see what I can do.
Originally posted by louisw:
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
i thought we weren't supposed to post today? i am so confused.
I can lock it for 24 hours.. </ghey>
That actually made me laugh.
Originally posted by Mushu:
Tim Kirk is gettin hitched! Did I spell it wrong? My bad if I did. I am on drugs this week. <-- Mushu
Oh Yeah!! I Forgot About That...I Need To Call Him Back And Let Him Know If Im Coming Or Not...Its Probably A Little Too Late Now Though... Oh Well ill Call Him And Give Him A Bit Of A Razz!
Originally posted by Mushu:
Tim Kirk is gettin hitched! Did I spell it wrong? My bad if I did. I am on drugs this week. <-- Mushu
Oh Yeah I Forgot About Their Wedding...I'll Have To Call Him And Give Him A Bit Of A Razz!!!
Tim's A Friend Of Mine From "Da Old Schoo"
Sorry About The Double Post Above^^^^^^^^^^^^
This Computer Is Acting Goofy And Wouldn't Show My Posts For Some Reason
You're starting to sound like brown bear.
If you got an invite you need to rsvp by April 24th I think.
<--- Didn't get an invite.
<---either...
Of course, <---- doesn't know Tim Kirk personally, so I wouldn't expect one, nor want one..
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
<---either...
Of course, <---- doesn't know Tim Kirk personally, so I wouldn't expect one, nor want one..
Ray
You Didn't Know MY99SVT A.K.A. Tim Kirk?
He's Been Around For Quite Awhile....Since 2001 If Im Not Mistaken....
I knew OF him.. not "personally", though..
Ray
I didn't get one either...but like the above mentioned, I didn't know him personally....
i am eating mac&cheese at this very moment. bask in my delight
~Andrew
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
i am eating mac&cheese at this very moment. bask in my delight
~Andrew
My coolant return hose on my 2003 Ford Ranger just burst...I get home, smell coolant, DANG!! Ford's towing it to the stealer tomorrow....
Bask in my defeat...
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
i am eating mac&cheese at this very moment. bask in my delight
~Andrew
Is It The Cheap Granulated Powder Mac&Cheese Or The Posh Real Liquified Cheese Sauce Mac&Cheese....
Granulated Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I made mac$cheese with no milk, once.. I used powdered dairy coffee creamer.
It was SOOOOO GOOOODDDDD!!!!!
Talk about creamy!!
Ray..
I just woke up. Eh? Eeeeh?
And today's my girlfriend's birthday too. She's left 31 voicemails and I didn't hear the phone ring at all. Mm, because it was on vibrate.
I'm in trouble.
-SAV
Originally posted by SAV:
She's left 31 voicemails
-SAV
She's a little obsessive there. I say dump her.
I'm so unbelievably bored at work right now.
But I met someone who I think is an exotic dancer at the gas station. She had an '05 Corvette. I gave her my phone number.
Did you invite her to church?
No. I told her to call me if she wanted a driving partner.
This dude with whom I work was with me. He messes with Hondas, too, and wanted to check out the Si. I was just going to the gas station for a Red Bull (it gives you wings). We pull up and there's this sexy silver drop-topped '05 Corvette sitting there in a parking space with a license plate that says "ANITA M". As soon as we pull up and shut off the car, out walks this 5'8" blonde. She looks to be about ~35 years old and is wearing something similar to the outfit below. She starts walking towards the 'Vette, talking on her cell phone as we're getting out of the car. I look at her and look at the car and she sees me checking it out and I say "will you marry me?!" She says
"sure! Why not?!" I said "dang, this car is sexy." She says
"I walk out here and you're just checking out my car??" I said "yeah... but you're okay, too." She gave that playful shocked look and laughed.
We walk inside and grab our Red Bull (it gives you wings). She had obviously just paid for her gas because she moved her car to the pump and started filling up. We're walking back to the car and she looks over, still on her cell phone, and waves at me. We get in the car and I start it up and tear my receipt in half and write my name and phone number on one. By this time, she's off the phone and just hanging out. The wind is whipping her skirt around, but she doesn't stop it. I leave my buddy in the car walk over and around her Corvette and tell her it's really nice and it's my first time to see one up close. She said she just got back from driving it from California. I gave her the slip of paper and told her to call me if she wanted a driving partner. She smiled and took it and said
"Josh?" and I said "yeah," and she said
"I'm Anita, as you can tell from the plates." I laughed and said "yeah." I went up and hugged her sideways and said "call me," and she said
"yeah, I'll call you and we'll go out driving." I said "cool" and walked back up to my car. My buddy was in awe.
She's a hot blonde who drives a brand new Corvette with her first name on the personalized plates and pays for her gas in cash. She's also obviously comfortable with her skirt blowing up and about. I'm sure Anita isn't really her name. She fits a loose profile of an exotic dancer. I'm checking with a friend of mine in SoCal to see if there was any conventions or anything of the sort this past week. Even though she was alluding to the fact that I was only checking out her car while she looked hot, she still sounded like she had a measure of intelligence about her. She was obviously only kidding when she said that in order to be funny. It
was funny and my buddy laughed at my comeback.
So, now that I have a possible way to meet Carly Patterson you don't need it... Ok.
WHAT?!
I'll take you both to dinner at
Smith & Wollensky if you can introduce me to Carly Patterson.
I busted my ankle at the gym she trains at. Small world.
Originally posted by Mushu:
I busted my ankle at the gym she trains at. Small world.
I live down the street from her dentist.
My older brother is her OB...
Ray
(Good to see you made it home, Koko..)
That's not worth a steak dinner.
Unfortunately I will probably have future dealings with these people. Iâ??ll keep your fairy picture with me. If I see her, Iâ??ll pass it along.
Originally posted by Mushu:
Unfortunately I will probably have future dealings with these people. Iâ??ll keep your fairy picture with me. If I see her, Iâ??ll pass it along.
That'll get her goin!!!
Do it!
700 baby!
I will pass it on.
This thing may just go forever!! (and you wanted to shut it down!
)
Ray
Originally posted by Mushu:
Still do. Hehehe!
Why mushu? It's your monster...Why would you want to kill it!!!
This isn't dying. So long as I have the ability to access CEG.
And when I become a moderator, I'm going to flip this over to SE and take all the credit.
-SAV
Originally posted by Ray:
My older brother is her OB...
Ray
(Good to see you made it home, Koko..)
Thanks Ray. It was a suckbutt drive home man. Ran into 4 accidents.
I think this thread is beyond your control, Mushu... Though its nice to see that you care about the rest of CEG as a whole.. AWWWWWWW!!!
LOLOL
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
I think this thread is beyond your control, Mushu... Though its nice to see that you care about the rest of CEG as a whole.. AWWWWWWW!!!
LOLOL
Ray
I agree Ray. This thread has become somewhat of a Frankenstein. Mushu, you don't have the power to stop it.
You know NOTHING about the true power I have here.
Well, my child isn't born, so I am not worried about children's souls, here.. You've been to SA/Austin and didn't come over and threaten me, so I am not worried about my safety, either..
What's left?
Ray
Originally posted by Mushu:
You know NOTHING about the true power I have here.
Wasn't it you that claimed you have no cred? LOL, Ooooo, the all powerful Mushu the Magnificent.
I only have cred where it counts. Who cares about the masses?
Ray I was there and you never gave you my cookies. We should be in Austin sometime this week. I like peanut butter (with the fork marks, no sugar sprinkled on top) Your babies soul is fine. I don't like the tainted taste of SE. We weren't even into soul snatching then anyway.
Originally posted by Mushu:
We weren't even into soul snatching then anyway.
This is TX, don't cha'll barbecue everything? I'd NEVER seen a barbecued steak in my life till I came here. Not to mention a barbecued baked potato and even barbecued sausage. Ya'll are Barbecrazy, but I'm not complaining cuz it's GOOOOOOD.
^^^^ another one bites the dust... you're TEXified!
Ray
Originally posted by Mushu:
I only have cred where it counts.
Hypocrite.
And, um...I hate barbeque. Yeah.
-SAV
What makes me a hypocrite?
Mmmm. Dandridge makes the best BBQ. He brought me some the other day.
I think people who say "I don't like BBQ" or something to that effect, have never tasted TRUE down-home TEXAS barbeque.
Elgin hot sausage, Dandridge BBQ, and others come to mind.
Try it the RIGHT way, and then say what you feel.
(I guess that's another perk of Texas, huh? )
Ray
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by Mushu:
I only have cred where it counts.
Hypocrite.
And, um...I hate barbeque. Yeah.
-SAV
That's cuz GA, SC, NC, all make suckass BBQ. That vinegary Southern BBQ ain't reall BBQ. Real BBQ makes you want more.
Gay.
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by Mushu:
I only have cred where it counts.
And, um...I hate barbeque. Yeah.
-SAV
i agree. i really don't like bbq. though, i have never had anything other than indiana's finest
someone should mail me some real BBQ
~Andrew
Originally posted by infuryum:
Gay.
from this guy:
~Andrew
My hat would be bigger than that.
Originally posted by Ray:
(I guess that's another perk of Texas, huh? )
Ray
I'm still not moving there.
But we're talking the BBQ that you get out of a packet of sauce at Chick Fil A, right?
Guess Texans do know what they're doing.
-SAV
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by Ray:
(I guess that's another perk of Texas, huh? )
Ray
I'm still not moving there.
But we're talking the BBQ that you get out of a packet of sauce at Chick Fil A, right?
Guess Texans do know what they're doing.
-SAV
my BBQ:
~Andrew
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
my BBQ:
~Andrew
Texas BBQ:
NON-TEXAS [censored]:
TEXAS [censored]:
Yeah...... right... like I'm THAT stupid.
Ray
i was excited for a moment. cock tease!
~Andrew
Bar-b-Que pork chops,Granzin's Black Angus ribeye, Earl Campbell hotlinks, Wurstfest sausage.
....man, I can already feel my arteries plugging.
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
i was excited for a moment. cock tease!
Doing my fair share to help out. Since, you know, there hasn't been a reply since I went to class this morning.
And I wish a newbie would come along, because this has gotten me in the mood to make another map.
-SAV
Ray, I emailed you some pics to post for me.
TR
(click for full view)
As per TR:
C'mon guys... we're a lot closer than we were this time last year.. I mean.. WE'RE SPEAKING..REGULARLY, so that's gotta be a good sign!
Ray
That's what ron white was talkin bout right? Where you can float down a river drinkin beer and pissin on people.
yeah, but watch out for those with cameras...don't wanna end up on a christmas card
~Andrew
Originally posted by Ray:
C'mon guys... we're a lot closer than we were this time last year.. I mean.. WE'RE SPEAKING..REGULARLY, so that's gotta be a good sign!
I'm a fatass it is fun though..
Well, my weekend/week is sucking.
The car is stranded, and I can't even get a replacement part for it, at the moment.
Luckily, I found a SUPER SECRET guy that is trying to help me out and see if I can't find that part I need.. so.. thanks out there, SUPER SECRET GUY!
I need a river float.. or a naked toobing expo.. who's got the balls to do it with me?
Ray
Is this naked tube thing for real or a joke that I'm not in on?
I was just throwing it out there.. It is fun!!
I've done it.. the wife and I.. but that's prolly gettin' too detailed for you guys, you don't wanna hear about our romps through the outdoors!
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
you don't wanna hear about our romps through the outdoors!
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Is this naked tube thing for real or a joke that I'm not in on?
Somebody tried to set it up last year, and if I remember correctly, it fell through...HARD!
Originally posted by infuryum:
You don't count for that statement, and you already knew that.
Ray
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Is this naked tube thing for real or a joke that I'm not in on?
Somebody tried to set it up last year, and if I remember correctly, it fell through...HARD!
http://www.contour.org/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=southcentral&Number=509834&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart=20&vc=1
Official "SAV can't post that we aren't posting in here" post.
Eat it, SAV...
Ray
Originally posted by SAV:
AAAAAHHH!!!!!
You whore! I just left the SE forum to come over here and try to catch it before you did.
URG. Bastard.
-SAV
haha, your mom goes to college
~Andrew
EDIT: LOVE your sig, Andrew..
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
Time: 10:18
Watch out, SAV!
Originally posted by SAV:
Time= 10:21
We'll see who gets there first!
You think I can't click twice in 3 minutes?
Ray
It's because I am IN Texas, and you are not.. so the packets in the post are sent to the UT in the South CENTRAL faster.
See?
EDIT: SAV likes to use maps on CEG.. so he will appreciate this one..
Ray
That's awesome!
Still sucks coming in second though. This calls for a new sig. And I expect to see an updated one out of you too Ray.
-SAV
I am bored..
In light of SAVS new sig..
Ray
And there's the counter.
I had to struggle with this one. Because...well...I just had to.
It's 1 AM. That's why.
-SAV
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
Trying to infiltrate SCCEG. I hear they have a soul stealer, a fairy, and an alocholic turkey.
~Andrew
You finally made me laugh. I was worring about you boy. Do I have to wait another 100 SC CEG posts before you say something funny again?
Originally posted by Mushu:
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
Trying to infiltrate SCCEG. I hear they have a soul stealer, a fairy, and an alocholic turkey.
~Andrew
You finally made me laugh. I was worring about you boy. Do I have to wait another 100 SC CEG posts before you say something funny again?
i was inspired. i want to make a map too. brb
edit:
~Andrew
Hey.. he DID outline all of Texas, individually.. so that is at least +5 cool points.
Although he highlighted four states to the West, for no apparent reason.. so -5 for each one.. leave him with a -15.
Ray
I Have Created A Beast That Cannot Be Fed....Much Like Alcoholic Turkeys....
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
I Have Created A Beast That Cannot Be Fed....Much Like Alcoholic Turkeys....
So you expect me to starve to death?
Nonsense! I feed on your bretheren.
-SAV
BTW: Good map, 'Drew.
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
I Have Created A Beast That Cannot Be Fed....Much Like Alcoholic Turkeys....
So you expect me to starve to death?
Nonsense! I feed on your bretheren.
-SAV
BTW: Good map, 'Drew.
SAV liked it so
can I enroll in map making 101?
~Andrew
Who's your Teacher?
Ray
(^^ a hint)
subtle hint there
ahem, Ray the almighty is my teacher. He is good in all ways possible and bad in none of them. All hail Ray the almighty.
~Andrew
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
subtle hint there
ahem, Ray the almighty is my teacher. He is good in all ways possible and bad in none of them. All hail Ray the almighty.
~Andrew
Finally Some One Found What It Takes To Be CONSIDERED An Inductee To The All Powerful All Knowing Dirty South Central CEG.........
Sucking up doesn't do it. We require a lot more than that, but it's a start.
That's Definitely Right Mushu, But I Did Put "Considered" in all caps...What Should The Initiation Consist Of?? Lets Hear Some Ideas.....Let The "
" Begin...
We will start after Lost and my new pain pills kick in
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
subtle hint there
ahem, Ray the almighty is my teacher. He is good in all ways possible and bad in none of them. All hail Ray the almighty.
~Andrew
Fugg.
I started Mapping 101. Ray is simply a student teacher.
-SAV
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
subtle hint there
ahem, Ray the almighty is my teacher. He is good in all ways possible and bad in none of them. All hail Ray the almighty.
~Andrew
Fugg.
I started Mapping 101. Ray is simply a student teacher.
-SAV
ok, so who do I have to sleep with to pass?
~Andrew
Originally posted by Mushu:
We will start after Lost and my new pain pills kick in
Cheers! With A Combo Like that We Will Definitely Have Some Ideas Coming From Mushu!!
Originally posted by SAV:
Fugg.
I started Mapping 101. Ray is simply a student teacher.
-SAV
WE starter SC... and here you are trying taking over that..So its only fair!!!
Ray
Originally posted by infuryum:
i guess that means we have to sexile your roomate?
~Andrew
I bet turbo wouldn't wanna leave.
Maybe we could send him your way then.
~Andrew
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
Maybe we could send him your way then.
~Andrew
I said he wouldn't want to leave. He lives with infuryum, sending him this way would be him leaving. Stupid map drawers.
DQ is da bomb.
We didn't have em' near us.
There's one in Denton off I-35.
i whole heartedly agree. Peanut Buster Parfait
and i have one exactly 1.5 minutes from my house
~Andrew
Same here... right next door, practically.
There's better... (see: fav fast food restaurant thread for more info.)
Ray
Originally posted by infuryum:
There's one in Denton off I-35.
I meant when we lived back north.
I've got one about 10 miles from my house....
Shouldn't you be headed home, Josh?
You prolly have some hot chicks to bang in the co-ed bathrooms.
Go on, now.. GIT!
Ray
Dude. That is so last month. I've moved on to the courtyard now.
My girlfriend picked the movie tonight. It was Cruel Intentions 2.
I wasn't much for the movie, though it had a lot of babes in it and I envy the main character, but it really got the lady "in the mood."
Meh, carry on with your usual SC banter.
-SAV
What's this?
Seventeen hours and thirty-six minutes with no activity? I've come to expect better out of some of you.
Yeah. Eat it, Ray.
-SAV
Originally posted by SAV:
What's this?
Seventeen hours and thirty-six minutes with no activity? I've come to expect better out of some of you.
Yeah. Eat it, Ray.
-SAV
Wow, somebody without a life checks into our lives and then makes fun of us...
SC CEG =
Go eat your quesadilla, you fat lard.
-SAV
Originally posted by SAV:
Go eat your quesadilla, you fat lard.
-SAV
Again, you stroll into our territory...
What a lame SE CEG'er you are....
Napoleon Dynamite, if you must know.
But you knew that already.
-SAV
But he messed up the quote.
Originally posted by infuryum:
But he messed up the quote.
I know the quote.
I was lazy, like yourself, and threw two quotes together into one sentence.
Yes, I'm from Georgia.
Yes I'm in a bitchy mood.
Does anyone else have any questions?
-SAV
Wake up SC!
Seriously...
Alright.. how about this:
I am serious when I say that I want to set up some sort of river float together.
Along the lines of last years plan, though perhaps people can fenagle their vacation days, or long weekends, a little better.
LOCATION: New Braunfels, TX
COST: TBD (upon weekend choice, we will establish sleeping arrangements, etc, which will fill in the cost)
Here's how it will work.
Vote on the weekend you can do BEST.
Any weekends NOT chosen in 2 days (by 0800 Monday morning) will be removed from the poll. The remaining weekends that received ANY votes, can then be revoted, and hashed out.
So.. You have until 8:00, Monday morning, folks. (I am being proactive and ACTUALLY trying, as Mushu stated we should)
Ray,
I think it would be a lot of fun, but.....
DUKESFEST 2005 is calling my name. That is scheduled for June 4 and 5...So there is NO way that I could possibly rearrange my schedule. Mainly because it is my 5th year wedding anniversary, we're going to visit my grandmother in Knoxville Tenn, Dukesfest is in Bristol Tennessee, and all three of my kids, my dad, my sister and her son are going...
So, enjoy the floating....
I'm up. once we decide on a date, I'll see what accomodations are available. Realize though, that even Motel 6 costs $90 a night in the summer and it's always booked.
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Realize though, that even Motel 6 costs $90 a night in the summer and it's always booked.
I'm hoping hotel rates in Tennessee aren't that bad when we do the Dragon Run meet in June.
-SAV
Hehe... oddly, June 4/5 work best for me, but I don't see it on the list anymore. I voted for July 9/10.
My summer schedule is as follows:
- Maymester: May 16 - June 02 - Principles of Accounting 1
Monday through Thursday - 8:00am - 12:00pm
- Summer 1: June 06 - July 08 - Business Computer Information Systems
Monday through Thursday - 10:00am - 11:50am
- Summer 2: July 11 - August 12 - Data Description and Analysis with Spreadsheets
Monday through Thursday - 10:00 - 11:50
I'm going to be a busy boy.
Here's another girl that I met in my college town. She's not in school right now
(coming back in the fall), and I met her on
MySpace. I haven't actually
met her yet, but I might tonight.
Nice to know she's been trained properly.
Not my best work, I know, but I was bored and felt like contributing again.
-SAV
EDIT: Sorry about the guy standing you guys up about the parts car. (John, Kelly, Ray, Chris, others) That sucks blue balls.
Originally posted by SAV:
Nice to know she's been trained properly.
Not my best work, I know, but I was bored and felt like contributing again.
-SAV
EDIT: Sorry about the guy standing you guys up about the parts car. (John, Kelly, Ray, Chris, others) That sucks blue balls.
Thanks SAV, that dude was a farkin' douche bag.
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Thanks SAV, that dude was a farkin' douche bag.
Nice way to dodge the sensors dude!!
Sorry about the car...
Hey.. I only drove an hour and a half.
They drove 3 or more...
(well, then I drove from there to San Antonio, and then back home, so I added another 4 hours of trip.. (had to take my friend home..)
Ray
This thread now bores me.
It's all the transients. How's big D?
Originally posted by Mushu:
This thread now bores me.
Quick, !!! Everyone Entertain Mushu!!!!!!!!
**Puts On Zuit Suit And Dances Jig**
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
It's all the transients. How's big D?
Why weren't you at our Austin meet? Dallas is fine.
I'm still bored.
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
It's all the transients. How's big D?
*sigh* then i shall take the hint. back to W. Great Lakes i go.
~Andrew
It aint you, drew..
Its her meds.. makes her forget things.. she forgot that she's actually very entertained..
Ray
Thats right... I forgot I liked you, you're an ass!
Anything to please you, m'dear..
Why don't you go run up some stairs or something?
You know we love ya!
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
Why don't you go run up some stairs or something?
daaaaaaamn
~Andrew
Originally posted by Ray:
Anything to please you, m'dear..
Why don't you go run up some stairs or something?
You know we love ya!
Ray
She went up a lot of stairs yesterday when she visited our house...She did pretty good...
lemme guess.. this is your method of branching out in to NEW ways of saying, "I like pie..."?
Ray
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Thanks SAV, that dude was a farkin' douche bag.
Nice way to dodge the sensors dude!!
Sorry about the car...
It's censors, and sorry, I'm just REALLY pissed off!
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Thanks SAV, that dude was a farkin' douche bag.
Nice way to dodge the sensors dude!!
Sorry about the car...
It's censors, and sorry, I'm just REALLY pissed off!
Ah hell, you caught it....I typed it without even thinking about it...
Actually no, I was thinking about O2 sensors...haha!!
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Thanks SAV, that dude was a farkin' douche bag.
Nice way to dodge the sensors dude!!
Sorry about the car...
It's censors, and sorry, I'm just REALLY pissed off!
Ah hell, you caught it....I typed it without even thinking about it...
Actually no, I was thinking about O2 sensors...haha!!
Yeah, O2 sensors. I got it....
The "rock star idol" girl is an interesting story that just gets better.
I met her on MySpace, but I haven't met her yet. We're going out tomorrow night for the first time. We've talked on the phone a bunch of times and we already know we get along great. (She even likes BEER!)
She called me from her friend Miranda's house tonight and said she had an interesting offer. Their other best friend's birthday is this weekend and they want to take her to Shreveport for Saturday night. Miranda knows that her husband will want to go and they don't want him to be all by himself. So, to keep Miranda's husband company, they have invited me to go Shreveport on Saturday night and return Sunday afternoon. Four girls, one dude, Shreveport... I graciously accepted.
I know I haven't met this girl yet, but she's awesome. She's twenty-five, 5'10" and a size fourteen, but that is just a tad over the "proportional" range and isn't a bad size for that height at all. She was a size 8-10 in high-school, so I know she can look smoking hot if she puts her mind to it. Oh, the situations I get myself into...
Oh Jesus....The Stories Will Entertain For Years To Come....
Originally posted by infuryum:
She's twenty-five, 5'10" and a size fourteen, but that is just a tad over the "proportional" range and isn't a bad size for that height at all. She was a size 8-10 in high-school, so I know she can look smoking hot if she puts her mind to it.
You do realize that makes you sound quite shallow, right? Disappointment rules.
Originally posted by infuryum:
I met her on MySpace, but I haven't met her yet. We're going out tomorrow night for the first time. We've talked on the phone a bunch of times and we already know we get along great. (She even likes BEER!)
nice eyes, best of luck! are you on facebook? it's the new myspace... under favorite music, I put anything, because I can
I guess we need full body pictures to see your little "size" dilemma, because she looks fine and dandy to me from those little face shots.
OTOH, I spent my Saturday detailing about fifteen acres of sheetmetal. NXT is my best friend. I might post pictures tomorrow. I have to take them anyway to see if I have any photography skills in me.
-SAV
Originally posted by infuryum:
The "rock star idol" girl is an interesting story that just gets better.
I met her on MySpace, but I haven't met her yet. We're going out tomorrow night for the first time. We've talked on the phone a bunch of times and we already know we get along great. (She even likes BEER!)
She called me from her friend Miranda's house tonight and said she had an interesting offer. Their other best friend's birthday is this weekend and they want to take her to Shreveport for Saturday night. Miranda knows that her husband will want to go and they don't want him to be all by himself. So, to keep Miranda's husband company, they have invited me to go Shreveport on Saturday night and return Sunday afternoon. Four girls, one dude, Shreveport... I graciously accepted.
I know I haven't met this girl yet, but she's awesome. She's twenty-five, 5'10" and a size fourteen, but that is just a tad over the "proportional" range and isn't a bad size for that height at all. She was a size 8-10 in high-school, so I know she can look smoking hot if she puts her mind to it. Oh, the situations I get myself into...
She looks 14.
Originally posted by Chris Hightower:
You do realize that makes you sound quite shallow, right?
SOUND shallow?? Sweetheart, I am shallow. You know this. Why make a big deal about it now?
There really is no size dilemma, SAV. This is just information she relayed to me and what I initially thought about it. I've just never dated anyone who was anywhere close to 5'10" or fits that body-type description. I'm looking forward to it and I doubt I'll be disappointed.
Louis, yeah I'm on TheFaceBook. It's a great way to meet people. I held out for a while, but its attraction was just too strong.
I know she looks really young. But we all know that's how I like 'em.
Originally posted by infuryum:
Originally posted by Chris Hightower:
You do realize that makes you sound quite shallow, right?
SOUND shallow?? Sweetheart, I am shallow. You know this. Why make a big deal about it now?
5'10" eh? Gotcherself an Amazon there... somethin' you can wrastle with. Yeah buddy!
Can you handle that much woman Infuryum?
If she can float in a toob, then do her.
...do her even if she can't. (great eyes).
She looks pretty smokin' to me.. I am sure that she would be thrilled to know that you would consider her smokin hot if she lost a few....
All I can say that I am neither tall or proportional and I kick ass.. and I am as shallow and superficial as they come....
Best of luck tho..... She sounds like a keeper to me... especially after the whole "idol" thing!
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
She looks pretty smokin' to me.. I am sure that she would be thrilled to know that you would consider her smokin hot if she lost a few....
All I can say that I am neither tall or proportional and I kick ass.. and I am as shallow and superficial as they come....
Best of luck tho..... She sounds like a keeper to me... especially after the whole "idol" thing!
For someone who never wants to show her teeth, they look pretty nice to me.
http://www.contour.org/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=southcentral&Number=910706&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1
Originally posted by Mushu:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
It's all the transients. How's big D?
Why weren't you at our Austin meet? Dallas is fine.
I'm still bored.
Sorry you are bored. I had too much to do to make it up to Austin( I couldn't even make it to lunch at Grins ).
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
I am sure that she would be thrilled to know that you would consider her smokin hot if she lost a few....
ITA- How lucky is this girl to have stud such as yourself give her any attention.... since you're such a great catch yourself.
and how is my favorite gimpy Mushu???? Whatcoo dooin on Friday ????
I'm fine. I got a cast so I can now walk! I think we are going camping weather permitting. If not I think I am free during the day. Not too sure about Friday evening.
Originally posted by Mushu:
How lucky is this girl to have stud such as yourself give her any attention.... since you're such a great catch yourself.
I know, right??
For reference, I think she's super hot as it is. She told me the story about her sizes and I actually quoted her, pretty much verbatim, on the size and hot and "mind to it" stuff. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Originally posted by lil_svtless:
All I can say that I am neither tall or proportional and I kick ass.. and I am as shallow and superficial as they come....
Word. I wish you weren't married.
I think we all oogled over lil_ enough on page one...
Josh... down boy..
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
I think we all oogled over lil_ enough on page one...
I am not on page one and what is considered "enough" anyway???
Good luck Josh, I am sure that you will charm the pants off of her
Three things..
1. You aren't on YOUR page one..
2. You suck at quoting..
3. Josh's intent would be just that.. pants off of her.
Ray
I beg your pardon!
I am a gentelman. Ask anyone.
Can I ask myself? Would that count?
Ray
Is Josh a gentleman?
(I'm trying to keep a straight face.)
-SAV
OHH OHHHH ME!!! ME!! PICK ME!!!! I KNOW!! I KNOW OOUU OUUUU!!!
"ahem.. no.. he is not.. "
kidding.. Josh is actually quite a sincere guy.. His online persona and real-life attitudes are fairly different, and he is , IMO, a very respectable guy.
Ray
You guys are tards.
[EDIT:] Thanks, Ray. I'll have your money next week.
Originally posted by infuryum:
You guys are tards.
[EDIT:] Thanks, Ray. I'll have your money next week.
What!? Ray, how much did it take!? Josh, no offense, but you're a gentleman that loves PIE.... Does your prospective interest know this vital information?
I figure I'll hang out with her once or twice before I drop the bomb.
One of your eyeballs is bigger than the other.
But I guess that's okay. We all work with what we have.
-SAV
Originally posted by infuryum:
I figure I'll hang out with her once or twice before I drop the bomb.
Josh, you got pie on your face.
Originally posted by infuryum:
I figure I'll hang out with her once or twice before I drop the bomb.
Why wait that long? Drop the bomb...DROP IT!!!
...drop that you are a shallow pie eater who wants no relationship, just a facade of meaning...
Drop that you are looking for something, but don't know what and will look anywhere to get it...
You probably hate me now...
[sadness]Hangs head and walks away slowly...[/sadness]
You, like Kelly, are entitled to your opinions, no matter how incorrect they are. But they're yours and I respect them.
Besides, you were my first love.
I don't much like John Kerry.
Originally posted by infuryum:
When you gonna come visit us again? Or could I come out there....
I might have to get some work done at Competition Machine in Wylie soon. Not much sense in coming to Denton, unless it's to eat. I can't do much entertaining in my dorm room.
What kind of work at Competition Machine?
Never mind about the location, googeled it...
That's like seriously five minutes from my house...Maybe 10...
They do headwork and block assembly for JoTech. I'm building a motor.
Originally posted by infuryum:
They do headwork and block assembly for JoTech. I'm building a motor.
Ooooo....Oooooo...what are you working on?
What is 'My" page 1?
I don't care if I suck at quoting.... I rarely do it...
As far as Josh and her pants, he is indeed a gentleman... even with his love of pie.. Sheesh, he IS a guy, what do you expect! It would be odd if he didn't!
I agree.
The date went well. My ability to convince and my powers of suggestion have been honed into a fine art.
I have to say that, after meeting her, she's very pretty. But I know why I haven't dated anyone of that body type. It's not my style. She's an awesome girl, though, and I think we'll be good friends. I'm going with her and a group of her friends to Shreveport for the weekend. I'll get to see my brother who's stationed at Barksdale, as well. So Saturday is the
Fry Street Fair (come up if you're anywhere near Denton!) and then off to Louisiana. It's shaping up to be a good weekend.
I am glad the date went well for ya... as far as "type", since I know you, I can see why it would not be a "fit". She was supa hot in her pics tho... I am sure that me being so perfect has ruined you for all other women.. it did the same to Mushu...
All I can say is never settle!!! You are way too good ( and smart for that! )
The Fry Street thingy looks fun... Too bad I am flying solo this week/weekend and have no one to go with...
You'll Definitely Make Some Good Friends Out Of The Deal Though So All Was Not In Vain...Have Fun And Be Safe On Your Trip To Louisianna...And 'Lil, Im Sure All You Need To Do Is Ask Somone To Go With You...
lol, i wish it was that easy!!!! Hell I tried to set up a lunch date with Mushu and can't get any!!!!
Read my quote:
Originally posted by Mushu:
I'm fine. I got a cast so I can now walk! I think we are going camping weather permitting. If not I think I am free during the day. Not too sure about Friday evening.
I think I'm free. Shall I bring my diamond???
Yes yes! You should! Lets meet up for lunch at like Pappasitos or Pappadeaux over on NW highway.. then go check out some bling....what do you think???? I am open for suggestions on places to eat.. those just came to mind
Let me know!!! Call me tonight
Ummm... Gimpy can't drive too well. Like Gimpy could before the accident.
Feel like Zoom zooming it to my neighborhood? If not I can meet you. Gimpy is brave (and on drugs...shhh)
And has a lead foot (moreso with the cast)..
Who here isn't "too old" to go to an amusement park and actually ride the rollercoasters, etc?
I can get tickets incredibly cheap, and it could be to Dallas or Houston, but that would make for an excellent type of meet, huh?
Ray
Gimpy, give me a buzz tonight... I may have to come in to work for the am, but then can swing by and get ya for lunch and what not... Just call me later and we will iron it out
Originally posted by Ray:
And has a lead foot (moreso with the cast)..
Who here isn't "too old" to go to an amusement park and actually ride the rollercoasters, etc?
I can get tickets incredibly cheap, and it could be to Dallas or Houston, but that would make for an excellent type of meet, huh?
Ray
That would be cool. How incredibly cheap are the tickets Ray?
Give me a bit to get exact details for Dallas and Houston.
Depending on how many show up, though, for Fiesta texas I could get them as cheap as $20.00 or so. (41.99 at the door...)
Possibly as much at 27.00, though... That is pretty central to everyone, too.. Schlitterbahn is also an option, though I need to see pricing on there, as well.
Ray
Originally posted by ouch:
Meh!
Can we BAN this guy from our forums?
You brought him in.
Bad Koko!
You get this....
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
You brought him in.
Bad Koko! You get this....
I didn't bring him in. He lived in the SC CEG region before me. He was already here, my presence just bought him outta his hiding place.
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by ouch:
Meh!
Can we BAN this guy from our forums?
Meh don't want to be banned. Don't you re-meh-ber who yer daddy?
Originally posted by ouch:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by ouch:
Meh!
Can we BAN this guy from our forums?
Meh don't want to be banned. Don't you re-meh-ber who yer daddy?
I'm far too good looking to have sprung from your loins. Try again.
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by ouch:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by ouch:
Meh!
Can we BAN this guy from our forums?
Meh don't want to be banned. Don't you re-meh-ber who yer daddy?
I'm far too good looking to have sprung from your loins. Try again.
Very weak response. That because you don't have the will of a warrior. You have the will of a girl. Therefore you fight like a girl.
Originally posted by ouch:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by ouch:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by ouch:
Meh!
Can we BAN this guy from our forums?
Meh don't want to be banned. Don't you re-meh-ber who yer daddy?
I'm far too good looking to have sprung from your loins. Try again.
Very weak response. That because you don't have the will of a warrior. You have the will of a girl. Therefore you fight like a girl.
I know girls that will kick your a$$. How's that for will?
I'd put money on his girly ass to kick yours.
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by ouch:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by ouch:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by ouch:
Meh!
Can we BAN this guy from our forums?
Meh don't want to be banned. Don't you re-meh-ber who yer daddy?
I'm far too good looking to have sprung from your loins. Try again.
Very weak response. That because you don't have the will of a warrior. You have the will of a girl. Therefore you fight like a girl.
I know girls that will kick your a$$. How's that for will?
I know a baby penguin that will kick your a$$. Don't go blowing any seals
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
I'd put money on his girly ass to kick yours.
And you need to blow a seal! Meh!
Get 'em "tiger"... lol
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
Get 'em "tiger"... lol
Ray
Grrrrrr....
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by Ray:
Get 'em "tiger"... lol
Ray
Grrrrrr....
....ooowwwllll!!!!
nothing gets by you, slick..
Ray
It's turned into a regular zoo in here...
[giraffe noises/on]
[giraffe noises/off]
Wow.
I'll leave the Texas CEG National Zoo alone for tonight and go attend my SE-GA meet.
-SAV
EDIT: Dad is TDY for approx. two weeks starting Monday to Texas. Are you guys trying to tell me something here?!
Originally posted by Ray:
I can get tickets incredibly cheap, and it could be to Dallas or Houston,
Is A$$holeWorld still open in Htown? Doesn't Fiesta Texas also have a cool coaster? Schlitterbahn would also be very cool.
http://www.schlitterbahn.com/nb/attractions-masterblaster.asp
Astroworld is still open.. Fiesta texas has a couple of good coasters (Poltergeist, and Rattler.. Superman.. etc..)
Schlitterbahn would be my PERSONAL choice.
Ray
The best time for SB is before Memorial Day when all the kiddies get out of school and turn in it into a madhouse.
This thread sucks. Noone posted in 24 hours.
We were all waiting on you to get here!
(can't start the party without "that one guy that"...
duh!!!
Ray
My bad. I was gone for a bit. I got a handle of vodka, handle of peppermint schnapps, and a bottle of jose cuervo. Let the party commence.
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
This thread sucks. Noone posted in 24 hours.
Why don't you get back to SE and let me do my job?
-SAV
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
This thread sucks. Noone posted in 24 hours.
Why don't you get back to SE and let me do my job?
-SAV
wait wait wait. you're getting paid for this?
~Andrew
It's only righteous.
If you support the entire SC instead of just Ray in your sig (which I don't know why you're doing that anyway
), then you'll be surprised at how much more you can rake in.
-SAV
Originally posted by SAV:
It's only righteous.
If you support the entire SC instead of just Ray in your sig (which I don't know why you're doing that anyway ), then you'll be surprised at how much more you can rake in.
-SAV
Right...
We pay our trolls... That's uber funny!!!
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
This thread sucks. Noone posted in 24 hours.
Why don't you get back to SE and let me do my job?
-SAV
Quit slackin. You can't even make it to the SE meets (ok, neither does anyone else, though I believe there was atleast 4 SE-CEGers in ATL at the same time this weekend, just never in the same part), how are you supposed to do your job in SC? Since you're back here, I'll head back to the SE for now.
Good luck with the FSVT John. I guess you're kind of a troll now?
[boogie] I got a partner in crime now woOt! [/boogie]
-SAV
Originally posted by SAV:
Good luck with the FSVT John. I guess you're kind of a troll now?
[boogie] I got a partner in crime now woOt! [/boogie]
-SAV
Yeah, I guess I am a Troll now.... I sure feel like one. Even reading the posts doesn't feel good now.
Good luck with the new car!
Exchange with wife went as follows:
ME: John sold his SVT
Her: why?
me: dunno.. didn't want it, I guess
Her: oh
me: he got a Focus SVT
her: oh.. why'd he go down?
HAHAHAHA.. just kidding..
PS.. I want your strut bar. sell it to ME!
call if you will sell it!
Ray
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
I think i heard someone typing in here.... having a roommate is a wierd adventure.
Having you in SC is a weird experience.
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
I think i heard someone typing in here.... having a roommate is a wierd adventure.
Having you in SC is a weird experience.
Yea that's right... I AM POST WHORING! I deserve it! I past the 1000 mark on my posts! Woot! I hope you know Kokopuff; I did it on one of your posts. An honor I am sure.
OK, proceed with the lame ass posts. You guys are really disappointing me. I was planning on doing a new movie when the Ultimate Topic hits 1000, but since it has taken a turn for the worse and I see it fading fast, I guess we will never see it.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!! Let's get drunk!
It's beer thirty. I think I'll go to the local watering hole and have a martini. And remember Kiddies...
"Drugs are bad, mmmmmkay."
....unless there good drugs like Mushu's been on, then that not really that bad, just kinda naughty. Not that Mushu naughty when she's drugged up and online. Actually she seems to be worse off when she is sober, cause she apparently has no balance and falls off bleachers and stuff. Not that Mushu only hurts herself when she is sober. I'm sure that she gets plenty of UDW's after a hard weekend of celebratory activities. Not that she is going to be celebrating this weekend, unless she is drinking out of sorrow because the Mavericks are elimintated!
GO ROCKETS!!!!!
WTF UDW?
I will say it again... I LIKE ALL TEXAS TEAMS. However, I do think Mark Cuban is one funny mofo. I like his style.
UDW = "Unidentified Drinking Wound"
You remember those. Waking up Sunday morning when going to SouthWasted State and seeing a big a$$ bruise on your leg and saying to yourself " how the frik did I do that!?"
...and where did I park my car?
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
UDW = "Unidentified Drinking Wound"
You remember those. Waking up Sunday morning when going to SouthWasted State and seeing a big a$$ bruise on your leg and saying to yourself " how the frik did I do that!?"
...and where did I park my car?
I Remember...PART...Of Those Nights...
If you are crying at what you
do remember, then you must have had really bad nights...
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
If you are crying at what you do remember, then you must have had really bad nights...
Ray
Karate men cry on the inside.
LOL
I hear that one.. except at roundhouse back kicks.. those make me cry on the outside!!!
lol
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
LOL
I hear that one.. except at roundhouse back kicks.. those make me cry on the outside!!!
lol
Ray
LOL, unless you block it and drop the attacker
That happened to me once.
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
LOL, unless you block it and drop the attacker
few and far between, my friend.. but boy you feel like "the top dog" when you DO pull it off.
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
LOL, unless you block it and drop the attacker
few and far between, my friend.. but boy you feel like "the top dog" when you DO pull it off.
Ray
Few and far between? You must not be very good...
j/k
Swift kick to the nuts, it's all over....
*sigh*
few and far between..
an attacker must present a complete blind side, in order to accomplish this move, and in doing so, opens himself to any number of attacks. THAT is few and far between.
Koko and I have had our fair share of thwarting this attack, and he'd agree with me that they suck. Not impossible to defend, or block, but still hurt if you miss it.
We've discussed a couple of tactics, together, and I wouldn't say I would "avoid" confrontation against someone who used that attack. "Kicking someone in the nuts" is not always as simple as it seems. Ya gotta be able to GET to their nuts, first..
we can work on it, I always enjoy sparring...
Ray
I AM DRUNK!! yayya, waiting for every1 to get outta that concert and I'm headed BACK to the bar. hehehaha.
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
I AM DRUNK!! yayya, waiting for every1 to get outta that concert and I'm headed BACK to the bar. hehehaha.
Wow....what an accomplishment....
Yeah, this was the post ur accomplishment thread. MY bad. Sorrry.
"sigh" sip on glass of Shiraz "sigh"
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
I AM DRUNK!! yayya, waiting for every1 to get outta that concert and I'm headed BACK to the bar. hehehaha.
Wow....what an accomplishment....
You're just mad that your thread is falling apart.
No 1000 posts for you SC!
-SAV
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
I AM DRUNK!! yayya, waiting for every1 to get outta that concert and I'm headed BACK to the bar. hehehaha.
Wow....what an accomplishment....
You're just mad that your thread is falling apart.
No 1000 posts for you SC!
-SAV
I bet it makes it... it'll take a while, and it may get boring, but it'll make it..
Ray
YEAH, I KNOW! THEY ROCK!
night all, I am out for the evening..
Ray
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
I AM DRUNK!! yayya, waiting for every1 to get outta that concert and I'm headed BACK to the bar. hehehaha.
Wow....what an accomplishment....
You're just mad that your thread is falling apart.
No 1000 posts for you SC!
-SAV
Keep it up SAV.. you're just helping us get to 1000!!!
Ray
okay.. G'night, for real..
Yeah, I think rolllly eyes will count for a good percentage of this threads 1000 count. GO ROLLY EYES.
You're typing well for someone who should be at the bar.
Sorry, it cost me way too much to get horribly trashed. I drank golden grain ALL last semester. I really don't want to go back to how I was. I was drunk or hungover or near the end of that semester high all the time. I've realized there is a balance. ... And the fact is, my balance is still a very drunk state, but I operate fairly well during it even though I am very drunk and can have a goood time. I won't go into details on that.
I know where you're coming from.
Yeah, it's cool that cat scans only take bout 15 minutes and lortabs are fairly strong. This saturday... umm I'll probably be very trashed again as I'll probably sleep where I fall.
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
Part Ocho
Did anyone ever notice that Karen and Zum look alike.
HAHA, Ive been gone way too long from this thread.
However, there is no freakin way I am going to read 95 pages! Who the hell is Karen?
You didn't miss anything past...say.... 80..
Ray
Originally posted by Zum:
Who the hell is Karen?
99SESPORTWIFE....my wife...
Yes, it's a running joke.
I entered her name without even realizing what I had entered...ha....ha!!
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
I AM DRUNK!! yayya, waiting for every1 to get outta that concert and I'm headed BACK to the bar. hehehaha.
Wow....what an accomplishment....
You're just mad that your thread is falling apart.
No 1000 posts for you SC!
-SAV
How cute...a troll...
Now you're cheating.
-SAV
Originally posted by Zum:
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
Part Ocho
Did anyone ever notice that Karen and Zum look alike.
HAHA, Ive been gone way too long from this thread.
However, there is no freakin way I am going to read 95 pages! Who the hell is Karen?
Hola Zumy!
You guys will reach 1000, but it won't mean anything if all the posts are crap.
Well, here's my addition to the thread.. since it was going downhill, I figured I would "heat things up" a bit.
FIRE!!!!I'm an idiot, I know..
but, I am an idiot that can do it.. are you?
Ray
That was dumb Ray....
I don't think would have ever done that. I think you are crazy....
Originally posted by Ray:
Well, here's my addition to the thread.. since it was going downhill, I figured I would "heat things up" a bit.
FIRE!!!!
I'm an idiot, I know.. but, I am an idiot that can do it.. are you?
Ray
You're losing it man. It's okay, fatherhood is good, don't be scared....
Ohh someones wifey?? *We need a smiley that licks its lips.*
I must see pics before I aggrizzle with you.
Nekkid pics will do just fine in the email:
admin@zumstyle.comJust a question, why is this thread still going?
You guys are going to get me in trouble.
I've shared pics before, and got slammed.
PS (Have never "publicly" shared nekkid ones with anyone on here...) but I HAVE 'EM..
Advice on where to go on this one?
LOL
Ray
Private Matters Are Just That...Private. However There Is A Line That Could be Crossed Depending On How Much You Care About The "Subject" In The Pictures.
Originally posted by Ray:
You guys are going to get me in trouble.
I've shared pics before, and got slammed.
PS (Have never "publicly" shared nekkid ones with anyone on here...) but I HAVE 'EM..
Advice on where to go on this one?
LOL
Ray
advice on where to go???? Right here.
I think you already know the answer to this question.
wait wait wait. I'm confused. Are we getting nekkid pics of Ray or his woman?
~Andrew
Ray
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
wait wait wait. I'm confused. Are we getting nekkid pics of Ray or his woman?
~Andrew
Fish for yo head.
The Boss (aka Jenna) is making her final approval for pictures that I can submit...
(she's pretty liberal, and doesn't mind, either... but there's always the "fine tooth comb" things that women scrutinize over...)
Now, to decide which are.. ahem.. appropriate.
Ray
I must say...I've been lurking over this thread since day 1.
I've always considered myself kind of an art connoisseur, with an intrest in artsy fartsy photography. So Ray, if you'd like you can also email me a couple pics to neohpeach at aol & I'd be happy to entertain myself, or rather take a peek at your photography style & maybe get a few pointers myself (I don't have a pointer, so don't go there). This has been an interesting & often entertaining thread, I'd like to see it go on forever...
Does that mean you're a chick?
Alright.. I have a submission.. but I don't think I am going to post it on CEG.. it supasses the whole "moob" incidents in the WAY earlier pages..
I will start with that one, and go from there, depending on responses.
Now, for a way to mass view it...
Suggestions?
(I'm doing my part to spice up these last few posts before 1000!)
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
Alright.. I have a submission.. but I don't think I am going to post it on CEG.. it supasses the whole "moob" incidents in the WAY earlier pages..
I will start with that one, and go from there, depending on responses.
Now, for a way to mass view it...
Suggestions?
(I'm doing my part to spice up these last few posts before 1000!)
Ray
Quit spicing....I think we would do better if we all just put a rolleyes thing up....
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Quit spicing....I think we would do better if we all just put a rolleyes thing up....
noted: 99SESPORT's wife was standing next to him when this post came up... anyone else?
Ray
PM me a link to pics please.
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Quit spicing....I think we would do better if we all just put a rolleyes thing up....
noted: 99SESPORT's wife was standing next to him when this post came up... anyone else?
Ray
Actually, I was at work...
Thanks...
By the way...
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
PM me a link to pics please.
me too
~Andrew
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
PM me a link to pics please.
me too
~Andrew
You guys are messed up...
Kelly and Chris ate pie at my house.
[tapping watch waiting for Josh to show up...]
-SAV
DANGIT,
Show some effin progress!
Originally posted by Ray:
Alright.. I have a submission.. but I don't think I am going to post it on CEG.. it supasses the whole "moob" incidents in the WAY earlier pages..
I will start with that one, and go from there, depending on responses.
we've been through this before.. you can link (the "URL" option) almost anything, it's the the "Image" option that's more.. restrictive.
Awesome! Zum otta link the "dirty" picture of the one she just posted. woOt!!!
I'm guessing if anyone were to post links, the otta post a "NWS" warning as well.
Might hit 1000 afterall.
-SAV
One problem.. don't have a way to host "those types" of pictures.. I can send it through AIM, though... other than that.. anyone have a host?
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
One problem.. don't have a way to host "those types" of pictures.. I can send it through AIM, though... other than that.. anyone have a host?
Ray
I have a host.
hook it up... Let's get this party started...
Ray
hurry up, im gettin bored sittin here.
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Kelly and Chris ate pie at my house.
So that's why you called me. I was out on Fry Street.
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
hurry up, im gettin bored sittin here.
You know, you could go visit the SE CEG forum...
Very boring over there. And besides, they're just a buncha drunks.
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
Very boring over there. And besides, they're just a buncha drunks.
Bwahahahaha!!!
Glad to have you over here...
You're very cynical and sarcastic lately...
Still waiting on a way to host...
(Just as an update..)
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
Still waiting on a way to host...
(Just as an update..)
Ray
i will host them. email to pimpincarebear@comcast.net
i have 120GB to use up by the end of the month
~Andrew
Originally posted by infuryum:
You're very cynical and sarcastic lately...
Bwahahahah!!!!
I've just been having one heck of a week.
I just learned my DOG has to have a 1200-1300 dollar surgery or he'll DIE.
I can't get but half of what I owe on my truck at Carmax.
My bank refused my loan application because my credit TOO good...(short story, but not worth the time it would take to type it out
I don't like my job.
I don't get paid enough.
I have car repairs on the Contour that have to be paid for. (already done, just paying it off)
Ray is talking about NEKKID pics, when in all honesty, (definitely not from first hand experience)all you have to do it type in WOMAN in google and you'll be bombarded by pictures of slutty women who seem to think the only way they can make anybody happy is to strip naked and pose. I don't understand why anybody would even PRETEND to post slutty pictures of his/her spouse.
My Suburban seems to be starting funny, but all the electrical components that make it start are fine (could be just a loose wire).
There hasn't been a DFILM in here for ages.
People in here seem to think that slutty pictures of women are what women were made for.
I can't stand what Bush is trying to do regarding illegal BOARDER CROSSERS.
Did I mention I don't like my job?
Karen is upset that I want to put the dog to sleep because like I told her before we even got the dog, I don't want to drop 1200+dollars on a dog and there are many reasons, but I still love my dog and seem to be pushing myself against my core belief. He's like a part of the family.
I have gym equipment that I use rarely, but I have to see it everyday.
YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA
sucks bout ur dog
dont know why any straight guy wouldnt want to see pics of nekkid women and rays pics r good ones, have more value than just the nekkid part
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
sucks bout ur dog
dont know why any straight guy wouldnt want to see pics of nekkid women and rays pics r good ones, have more value than just the nekkid part
What value is that?
It's art... I'm not into it but some ppl are.
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
It's art... I'm not into it but some ppl are.
Art? HAHA!!
What in the world does ART have to do with nekkid pictures...Trust me, the way this thread has obviously gone, it is obviously not for arts sake that these pictures were brought up...
dont ask me. Like i sed im not into it. Only art i like is cars. some ppl could argue that cars arent art. Id disagree. that is the way it is.
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
dont ask me. Like i sed im not into it. Only art i like is cars. some ppl could argue that cars arent art. Id disagree. that is the way it is.
I like cars...
Cars = Art
My favorite part about a car? The suspension...I don't know why, but watching a car in slow-motion, the suspension takes an amazing amount of jars and bumps, and transfers only a small amount to the passengers.
yeah suspension is pretty much my favoritest part of the car too.
Kremit,
What are you doing up this late?
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
sucks bout ur dog
dont know why any straight guy wouldnt want to see pics of nekkid women and rays pics r good ones, have more value than just the nekkid part
What value is that?
To know that you're still alive inside.
I got reaaaallllllllllllllllllly wasted last nite. So I was in bed to bout 4pm. I didnt go out tonite cuz I felt horrible. So I'm just waiting to get tired so I can get a little sleep before I start drinkin tomorrow. How bout u?
Quote:
To know that you're still alive inside.
So, we gotta have nekkid pics of Rays wife to know we're still alive inside?
Naked people [DON'T]=ART
opinions are like [censored]
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
How bout u?
I'm at work right now....
Midnight shifts suck...
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
do sum work
HAHA! Me, do work? Yeah right. Security Guard at your service...Oh, wait? I sit at a desk all night with CEG at my fingertips?
It sure does get boring around the board this time of night.
But yeah, I gotta go walk some floors. WHOOHOO!!
Be back in an hour...
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
So, we gotta have nekkid pics of Rays wife to know we're still alive inside?
It's not necessary but if he's volunteering, I'm willing to be accomodating.
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Naked people [DON'T]=ART
that's just something ugly people say.
seriously though, that's just your opinion. a minority opinion, I might add, given the prevalence of the human form in many photographs and classical paintings.
I don't care how many "artists" have chosen to portray the human body...It doesn't matter to me whether or not my opinion is in the minority or the majority...
What matters is this...
God designed the human body to be beautiful. So called "artists" have taken what God created and placed it in different poses on different canvases and created the vast world we call "art." They didn't add anything to it, or take anything away from it. All they did was take credit for creating this so called "art." Art is in the eye of the beholder, obviously. A tin can can mean a whole lot to somebody and be nothing more than a tin can to another.
The problem with the "art" you speak of here is that there is no rhyme or reason to it. It is not art. What if Ray had posted nekkid pics of himself? Would you have been quite as interested in the "art"? I doubt it...
So, again, I say that "art" is in the eye of the beholder, and as much as you would like to classify "Ray's Pix" as art, I can only classify anything that "sluttifies" the body as pornography.
The old saying goes "Garbage in, Garbage out." You fill your mind with smut and soon you get a dirty mouth and mind. No longer are you looking at women as beautiful beings, but rather as objects, that one can obtain in various positions suited to ones liking. When was the last time your head turned at the slightest hint of skin and immediately thought of where that skin lead to? Eh?
Again, I have not seen "Ray's Pix" and prefer not to, but if they are anything like he is describing, they are nothing but a private moment shared between he and his wife that he is now demoralizing others with. No longer are they simple shots of his wife for him to drool over, but she has become the object several guys in here have begged to see. And if those individual guys were to happen upon his wife (at a CEG meet or whenever), would they think of anything other than what they saw in the picture? Wishing to see more? Maybe a live peepshow?
Unfortunately, as humans, we are very in tune with the artists of the day. We can look at history and see how artists have nearly defined and certainly captured the times in their works. The human body though, is timeless. God created it so that we as humans would find a mate, live and procreate together, not so we could lust over one another.
"Everything has beauty, just not everyone sees it" Aristotle.
Painters, photographers, and artists all have a passion for what they consider Art. I do think women and men, too, are art. The body is a beautiful thing and unique.
I have a liscense plate fram from
www.signwavez.com and it scrolls "Redefining Art" Just because I truely think that art is something you love and totally encompasses you and your thoughts. Something you see beautiful..but not everyone has to see it they way you do. My car is a piece of artwork.
Thank you carry on.
Ray-I have my own site and I am more than willing to upload them.
www.zumstyle.com
i think zum's site is more appropo domain-wise than my site for hosting (www.uber-haxor.com).
~Andrew
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
I don't care how many "artists" have chosen to portray the human body...It doesn't matter to me whether or not my opinion is in the minority or the majority...
If it doesn't matter to you, then what makes you qualified to pass judgement on what is, and is not, art?
Quote:
What matters is this...
Enlighten me...
Quote:
God designed the human body to be beautiful. So called "artists" have taken what God created and placed it in different poses on different canvases and created the vast world we call "art." They didn't add anything to it, or take anything away from it. All they did was take credit for creating this so called "art." Art is in the eye of the beholder, obviously. A tin can can mean a whole lot to somebody and be nothing more than a tin can to another.
That is EXACTLY it, in a nut shell. These "so-calleD" artists you refer to may not have added anything to the photo, but it is DEFINITELY in the eye of the beholder. They added essence. You can't just take a photo, or a painting of EXACTLY what is there, and expect it to represent anything other than a captured moment in time. It is the artistic impression that is added that creates a mood, an emotion even, in the photo/painting.
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The problem with the "art" you speak of here is that there is no rhyme or reason to it. It is not art.
Again.. I beg to differ.. you just got done saying that you haven't seen these pictures, so what makes you able to pass this judgement on my time and investment? These.. ALL of my pictures... were done with a "rhyme or reason" to them. They all represent something of our lives. Whether I was capturing a sensual moment, or trying to encompass all that it meant to carry our child, I took each and every photo to "mean something", thank you very much.
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What if Ray had posted nekkid pics of himself? Would you have been quite as interested in the "art"? I doubt it...
I actually have quite a few pictures of myself, taken by others (not the wife), and done for the EXACT same reasons... capturing the beauty of the human form, regardless of things such as physical deformity, etc (not myself.. just stating that a paraplegic is still as readily beautiful as anyone else, etc.. Pictures of me being considered "art" is JUST as applicable as any pictures of a female form. Art is subjective, and as such is subjected to the scrutiny of whichever eyes are looking upon it.
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So, again, I say that "art" is in the eye of the beholder, and as much as you would like to classify "Ray's Pix" as art, I can only classify anything that "sluttifies" the body as pornography.
Once again you haven't seen anything, and I haven't forced you to look at anything that you aren't interested in. I am still confused as to how you can be so all-knowing about matters with which you have obviously not studied, or taken any interest in, personally.
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The old saying goes "Garbage in, Garbage out." You fill your mind with smut and soon you get a dirty mouth and mind. No longer are you looking at women as beautiful beings, but rather as objects, that one can obtain in various positions suited to ones liking. When was the last time your head turned at the slightest hint of skin and immediately thought of where that skin lead to? Eh?
I disagree, wholeheartedly. I deal with this on a daily basis, and have been for some 8 years. I fill my mind and heart completely with this matter (as anyone passionate about anything will do), and I would challenge you to find a "dirty mouth and mind" on me. I look at women as a gift from God. They are a creature that captures every moment in time without trying, and are (as such) completely deserving of the utmost repsect and admiration that I, or ANY MALE ON EARTH, can give. You haven't the foggiest idea how I feel about women, nor how I treat each and every one I see (stranger or family alike).
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Again, I have not seen "Ray's Pix" and prefer not to
Finally, you are seeing the reality of the matter, and I won't subject you to anything that you don't wish to see. Hell, I can't make ANYONE broaden their horizons..
Ray
Louis specifically said that Ray's pictures were to be posted by link,
IF he even chooses to upload them at all. This puts the power to view the pictures in
your hands and if you choose to click the link that leads to the pictures, it becomes your own damn fault if you're offended.
By this very reason, your argument becomes completely null. You are ranting about something you haven't even seen yet. It's comparable to saying "That car under the car cover over there is ugly." and yet it's under a cover. What basis do you have for saying the car is ugly or that Ray's wife is sluttified? I myself would take personal offense to such a blunt remark.
I personally don't mind either way. If Ray posts the pictures, more power to him. I've seen shots of Jenna before and the ones I've seen are by no means mere "these are my tits on webcam" pictures. There is clearly time and money invested into taking some pretty good still shots. I can't say I fully see the "art" behind it, but I have an idea of how it works and I'm not going to look down on somebody who does have an understanding of it. If they do, more power to them.
Conversely, if Ray decides against posting the pictures (especially after this uproar) then I won't be offended. Jenna is completely capable of making her own choices and Ray is capable of making his own choices. I'm not going to lose sleep because of a few pictures on a car message board.
Instead of just whoring it, I think this is a situation that is actually appropriate for:
-SAV
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
God designed the human body to be beautiful.
Yet it shouldn't be looked at?
Originally posted by Ray:
Finally, you are seeing the reality of the matter, and I won't subject you to anything that you don't wish to see. Hell, I can't make ANYONE broaden their horizons..
Ray
So, to broaden my horizons, I have to actually view your wife in "artistic" form? That's what it takes to broaden my horizons? I shall pass....
You're getting rather personal, in this and the last lengthy post of yours. I am starting to take offense at the subtle, and not so subtle hints that you seem to feel that my wife is somehow "less of a person" than anyone else, simply because you don't agree with what she partakes in.
I wasn't referring to MY pictures, or HER form in any specific manner.. the ENTIRE post was about ART.. and the subjectivity of the practice itself, and broadening your horizons would be accomplished by strengthing your weaknesses (knowledge of art, or history of the same).
Everyone should strive to strengthen themselves on whatever front it is that they lack in. Car knowledge, history, politics, or (for some) etiquette, are things people research and learn every day. Just because I happen to appreciate this form, and you do not, does not imply that you "must" do anything of the sort with regards to my wife's pictures. It also, no matter what you seem to think, does not give you ANY RIGHT to say ANY of the things that you have said, both in outright words, and through actions, and subtleties.
I would be out of my mind if I didn't let you know that there are certain lines people should not cross, and this is quickly approaching one. Take your appreciation, or lack thereof, of this particular subject, and tell someone else, because everytime you try to voice an "opinion" or a stance, you end up dragging me (or my family), personally, in to it.
I'm done being insulted, both directly, and indirectly.
Ray
Originally posted by infuryum:
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ray,
You seem to think I'm getting personal. I don't think any less of your wife or you, and I'm sorry you got that impression. For your information, I've told people I don't appreciate the girls who dress slutty, much less those girls who think it necessary to take pictures in the buff. My responses just happen to be about you and your wife (hence the reason you take it personal) because that is what the "art" consists of that you are considering posting on this board.
If you don't want this to go personal, then don't post the pics. Otherwise, you'll have to take some flack from me at least, because I've been called the moral ruler for the SC CEG.
So, let me take this to a not so personal level.
I work in a building surrounded by statues of naked people hammered out of iron. Some are bathing, some are frolicking with children, some are standing, others are simply busts of the human form. I don't like it. I don't think it's art. Sure, it's cool that they were able to take their medium and create something out of a pile of iron, but still, why the naked human body? To me, it describes a time when artists were trying to get under the skin of the establishment.
As for knowing about art, etiquette, etc (as you implied I know nothing about), I know plenty about both. I'm sorry you took this so personally. You talk about me coming to the line and crossing it. I think you did the same.
And to take it back to a personal level, this whole issue came up because you said you wanted to post pictures of your wife, that from all implications in the posts leading up to it, were to be implied as naked pics, I don't think it's right to share pictures like that of your wife with others. I have stated my opinion, you know where I stand. If you are going to post, I will respond.
Iâ??m going to chime in on this one.
I believe the human body can be a beautiful inspiration for art. However, I believe when the human body is used to express art it is a fine line that can cross over to pornography easily. Iâ??m not even suggesting that the photos of Jenna or yourself are that. It really is how one sees it. My personal opinion on what I find sexy are the less graphic photos that leave something to the imagination. It leaves a sense of mystery to the beholder. It stays with you when your imagination is involved. If itâ??s all laid out for you to see, then youâ??ve seen it and thatâ??s it. Think pin up girls of the 1940-50â??s. To this day they are very sexy. The two previous photos you posted, kind of fit into that.
I agree with Aaron about posting â??artsyâ? photos of your wife. I have met Jenna and she is a lovely girl. Iâ??m sure your photos are amazing, but I think they should be kept for you, her husband and if shown, it be done for arts sake. A car forum with a bunch of young horny guys and girls is not the place to honor your art or your wife, regardless of if she approves. People will look at and treat her differently.
I am a photographer, I have a darkroom, and I have been doing this since I was twelve. If I was over at your house Iâ??d probably be interested in seeing them, more for the composition you used, not the nudity or art of it.
I am no means a prude and I would be the worldâ??s biggest hypocrite if I said I was. If you choose to show your art, show it in the proper forum, not a car forum.
Photographic art the way I interpret it is the photo of a model, the identity of the model is irrelevant. This is the way art should be seen. Most people here wonâ??t see it as art because they know or know of Jenna.
With the build up this subject has received, it will no matter how you try for it not to, this will be a post of Rayâ??s naked hot wife instead of the beauty of the human body.
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
A car forum with a bunch of young horny guys and girls
I feel the exact same way, about the build up. It would be hard to look at the pictures in any other way but that. I didn't, and don't, have any intention of posting pornographic pictures of her online. I never said I would, or at least never meant it that way. I only mentioned that I would have to find the more "appropriate" pictures, not that I would have to weed out the irrelevant ones, and post the bad ones.
This whole talk about "private moments", etc. is just that.. talk. I didn't ever bring up anything about posting THOSE pictures. I never said "nekkid" or anything remotely suggestive.
Those are mine!!!!
SC CEG:
The (ir)relevance of these pictures on this board, and the build up it has received has certainly swayed me from subjecting my wife to the kind of comments that Aaron has made it known he would say. (Moral ruler, and all). To those of you who HAVE seen my work (regardless of whether or not you liked it), and stood up for the style I utilize: thank you.
Mushu:
I certainly think that this topic has had enough mention, and I, for one, am glad to find another who can "envision that which they cannot see." I would be ecstatic to talk photo-tech with you any time!!
Aaron:
I still fail to see how you know plenty about etiquette; I've yet to say that, because you don't like artwork of the human form, you are somehow less of a person than anyone else.. The opposite of that has certainly been made clear on how you feel. I am a dirty mouthed, dirty minded person because I interpret the human form as anything
other than disgusting, or demoralizing. Duly noted. Stating things like, "filling your mind with smut", "Garbage in, Garbage out", "they are nothing but a private moment shared between he and his wife that he is now
demoralizing others with.", and my personal favorite, "I don't understand why anybody would even PRETEND to post slutty pictures of his/her spouse." I fail to see where you were NOT personal about this. You, as someone who admittedly states you don't see the hoopla in this artistic method, pass judgement; not only on ME/my wife(for doing this in the first place), but also on work that I have invested a good deal of time, effort, money, and heart in to. It is art. That is the smallest sentence I can state.. It.. is... art. Whether you like it, think its repulsive, or just don't get it, it is still art.
As an end: I have nothing PERSONAL against you, and would gladly continue to exchange any posts, or information (meets, tips, tech, politics, etc) with you. I, unlike many other people who joined recently(we won't name names, but we all know who they are... the "ceg misfits") know how to let things go, and try not to let anything fester, or remain. You've got your views, and I've got mine. Water under the bridge as I see it. Now you know where I stand, as well. (Did you think I wouldn't post?? jeez..
LOL)
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
Aaron:
I still fail to see how you know plenty about etiquette; I've yet to say that, because you don't like artwork of the human form, you are somehow less of a person than anyone else.. The opposite of that has certainly been made clear on how you feel. I am a dirty mouthed, dirty minded person because I interpret the human form as anything other than disgusting, or demoralizing. Duly noted. Stating things like, "filling your mind with smut", "Garbage in, Garbage out", "they are nothing but a private moment shared between he and his wife that he is now demoralizing others with.", and my personal favorite, "I don't understand why anybody would even PRETEND to post slutty pictures of his/her spouse." I fail to see where you were NOT personal about this.
Don't take my statements out of context. If the pictures aren't okay to post directly on CEG or from a photo hosting site such as www.fototime.com, then they are a little racier than I would prefer to see. Hence my comments. Again, the personal aspect of this comes because these are your pictures we were talking about.
On top of that, I didn't say that you are a dirty mouthed dirty minded person because of the way you interpret the human form...I in fact stated that the more you take in that is immoral in form can taint your mind as to how you look at the body. When posting pictures like you are alluding to, you most likely, are turning this into a "look at Ray's hot wife" post instead of "look at the artistic aspect of this shot of my wife" post.
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You, as someone who admittedly states you don't see the hoopla in this artistic method, pass judgement; not only on ME/my wife(for doing this in the first place), but also on work that I have invested a good deal of time, effort, money, and heart in to. It is art. That is the smallest sentence I can state.. It.. is... art. Whether you like it, think its repulsive, or just don't get it, it is still art.
Ray
If you don't like criticism, then keep your pictures off the board. I didn't judge you or your wife. Again, I already told you I haven't seen the pictures and don't hope to. And in all honesty, you can spend as much time, effort, and money on your artwork. It's your business. You brought it into this open forum though, making it everybody's business. I never slammed you or your wife for artistic expression, but rather let you know that I can't stand people who would parade around naked for the enjoyment of others. It doesn't make sense and is not art in my opinion.
And like you said, I can let things go under the bridge, but I will not change my response to issues like this.
Good, glad we are done with it.
The End
On a side note; I just wanted to let Ray know that I have known Aaron for many years and he is an awesome guy. He does not judge people. I seriously doubt Aaron ever dreamed his kids would call a hard drinking, foul mouthed, democrat, Irish girl Aunt Kelly, but they do, and he is cool with it. If you or Jenna were ever in Dallas and needed help, he would be the first guy there.
Ray, you and Jenna are great and if I ever need help and Iâ??m in your area, Iâ??ll call.
To reward you guys for a good hearty debateâ?¦ a new movie will follow shortly.
This thread needs more leaf spring.
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
This thread needs more leaf spring.
That's what I'm talking about...
WHERE'S THE MOVIE!!!!????
I wouldnt even click this if I were yall. Vodka extremely limits my movie makin abliilies.
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2386265
You can't use BROWN BEAR like that! You damn troll!
Now I'm pissed!
I havent shaved in a while, so that was most like me. Sorry.
EDIT: I told you not to click.
*sigh of relief*
all that debating on art and blah blah blah was making this thread very uncomfortable for someone who just wanted to see some artsy human pics. now, on to the leafspring.
~Andrew
Even though I am pissed.
For Aaron:
Close, but no cigar!
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
Even though I am pissed.
why are ya pissed?
~Andrew
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
I wouldnt even click this if I were yall. Vodka extremely limits my movie makin abliilies.
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2386265
What the crap dude?
Brown bear can't be used like that...
Brown bear is already someone else. He can not be used by anyone except who he is intended for. His identity shall remain a mystery. I have said too much.
You wouldn't accept another female devil would you?
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
Even though I am pissed.
For Aaron:
Close, but no cigar!
I didn't know I could [censored]-ing cuss like that...
AHHHH! I did it again....
S[censored]....
Crap...
Wine cooler hahahhahahaha
Scene 2 sorta sucked.
I think this is gettin a bit more leaf spring... slowly.
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
Scene 2 sorta sucked.
You're pushing it BUCKO!
My dad owns this dealership...
I ran outta coke... now time for shots.
So...ah...nice to see you guys were productive with yourselves today.
-SAV
I ate popcorn. And drank beer. I'm about to make out with a redhead.
It gets dead in here in the middle of the night...
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
I wouldnt even click this if I were yall. Vodka extremely limits my movie makin abliilies.
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2386265
wow
That movie made me realize that you name is Kremit (kRE-Mit) not to be mistaken for KER-mit.
I made that same mistake for a long time.
Come On Mushu!!!! As The Originator Of This Topic I Demand That I Be Put In The Mix Of Theese Movies....[toots.own.horn/on]I Mean, Really, If It Wasnt For Me this Thread Wouldn't Exist. And No one Would Gripe About Me Using The Shift Key So Much![toots.own.horn/off]
Originally posted by infuryum:
I made that same mistake for a long time.
3rd
It's cool. We have a local forum in statesboro, and most the people that meet me call me kermit rather than kremit. One guy actually thought kermit was my real name and was surprised when someone called me by my given name.
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Come On Mushu!!!! As The Originator Of This Topic I Demand That I Be Put In The Mix Of Theese Movies....[toots.own.horn/on]I Mean, Really, If It Wasnt For Me this Thread Wouldn't Exist. And No one Would Gripe About Me Using The Shift Key So Much![toots.own.horn/off]
You have done nothing to inspire me
I'll think about it.
Are you inspired yet Mushu?
No Kiddin'. What Does A Guy Have To Do????
I'll Think Of Something.................
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
No Kiddin'. What Does A Guy Have To Do????
POST!
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
No Kiddin'. What Does A Guy Have To Do????
POST!
Post Toasties?
I'll Take Two Please....New Braunfels Huh? I Never Visited There Even When I Lived In Austin...
[Daydream/on] Ahhhh...Austin...Where My Heart And Soul Lives On...[Daydream/off]
uh oh I googlefighted SE-CEG vs. SC-CEG and SE kicked SCs ass.
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
uh oh I googlefighted SE-CEG vs. SC-CEG and SE kicked SCs ass.
ROUND 2!!!
SE-CEG 1,190 Results
Ultimate Topic 13,400,000 Results
2nd Round Knock-out I Believe...
Third round:
Ultimate topic: 13,400,000
Long thread: 14,200,000
Crap....
Round Three
Long Thread 14,200,000
This Will Never End 75,000,000 (
)
Round 4:
Sheer mass:
SE-states:
Florida
Georgia
N/S Carolinas
and EVEN ALABAMA (through it in there)
equals 263,450 square miles.
SC states
TEXAS equals 268,601 (Texas kicks all of SE's rear.
All of SC = 595,220 square miles.
Reasons why we rule:
- Texas is the largest of the contiguous united states by 1.64 times the next largest.
- Our states flag is higher than yours
- The Constitution of 1845, which was the resolution that allowed Texas into the Union, stated that Texas had the right to divide into 4 states in addition to the original Texas. That legal right still remains true.
- The state capitol building is the largest state capitol building in the country. (7 feet higher than D.C)
- Texas has a total of 6,399 square mile in inland lakes and streams, second only to Alaska.
- The Dallas/Fort Worth airport is larger than New York City's Manhattan Island.
- To be elected in the State of Texas, one must believe in a supreme being. I didn't know this one
- According to one geographer, digging straight down from Austin will not get you to China, but to Iraq. Interesting
- The only place in the world where they make Dr. Pepper according to the original formula is in Dublin, Texas. If we can't rule for this, then what's the world coming to??
Ray
How are you gonna bring a land mass,etc. fight into a googlefight fight? That's like starting a dog fight in the middle of a boxing fight.
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
How are you gonna bring a land mass,etc. fight into a googlefight fight? That's like starting a dog fight in the middle of a boxing fight.
Yeah, but the dogfight will get a lot more attention than the boxing fight...
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
Something about "It's not fair, mommy...", blah, blah...
You're just mad that my state is bigger than all of you guys combined... j/k
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
You're just mad that my member is bigger than all of you guys combined...
Ray
Thanks, John.. (I'll give you yer dollar tomorrow)
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
Something about "It's not fair, mommy...", blah, blah...
You're just mad that my state is bigger than all of you guys combined... j/k
Ray
Really? When did you register on CEG? Oh that's right. 1 YEAR AFTER I DID!
How old are you Chris?
Aren't you a little young to be playing this "young'un" game?
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
How old are you Chris?
19.
Oh wait...
-SAV
I can out drink you. How's that?
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
I can out drink you. How's that?
My liver is bigger than your liver.
Well my pancreas is electronic.
Pwned.
-SAV
This thread is uber lame.
Definitely gone that way...DOWNHillllllll......
hahaha: "That's right. Just drink until you pass out, then you don't have to worry about it. Better yet, do what I did. Get so many student loans, you can never afford to have a car anyway. **chomp**"
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
This thread is uber lame.
You're doing a lot to help the cause, Mrs. I-need-movie-inspiration.
-SAV
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
This thread is uber lame.
You're doing a lot to help the cause, Mrs. I-need-movie-inspiration.
-SAV
I don't move it along. I reward you when you are good.
Let's discuss guilty pleasures.
I like General Hospital, Happy Days re-runs, and 80's music.
Remember, guilty pleasures- not regular pleasures.
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
This thread is uber lame.
You're doing a lot to help the cause, Mrs. I-need-movie-inspiration.
-SAV
I don't move it along. I reward you when you are good.
Let's discuss guilty pleasures.
I like General Hospital, Happy Days re-runs, and 80's music.
Remember, guilty pleasures- not regular pleasures.
OH MAN!!! YOu like 80's music???
You're out of my family....
Dang....nevermind...Karen just smacked me upside the head...She likes it too...
80's Music!!!!
The Snorks
Happy days was the bomb
Techno/Trance/Progressive
Schematic, circuit and project creation, and troubleshooting.
VB coding
<--uber geek
Ray
My guilty pleasure is to leave the SE forum and go read the Ultimate Topic
<--Slowly walks away
Originally posted by SVTatGT:
My guilty pleasure is to leave the SE forum and go read the Ultimate Topic
<--Slowly walks away
La-hoooser!
guilty pleasures? oh dear...
Spice Girls songs. "tell me what ya want, what ya really really want!"
~Andrew
What job would you like to be doing other than what you're doing now? I like what I'm doing. I'd like to get back into financial crime investigations. Since I'm an Auditor I get to dabble in cases every now and then, but I'd like to do it on a fulltime basis again. Nothing like busting someone that thinks they are smarter than the system.
I work at Ruby Tuesday. I've been saying for ages I'm going to quit.
A year later, I'm still here.
But I want to be a journalist for a car magazine. Car & Driver, Motor Trend, etc. I'm in school for that now.
-SAV
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
No Kiddin'. What Does A Guy Have To Do????
I'll Think Of Something.................
You gotta do what I did Eric, Ravish her with gifts and tell her how beautiful she is!
that, and leave out all references about her being clumsy.
Ray
By the way guys, I'm injured from a dirtbike wreck. I cracked two ribs.
These are what Megan bought us for a wedding present!
And here is me yesterday pre-wreck:
Originally posted by Chris Hightower:
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
Something about "It's not fair, mommy...", blah, blah...
You're just mad that my state is bigger than all of you guys combined... j/k
Ray
Really? When did you register on CEG? Oh that's right. 1 YEAR AFTER I DID!
I'm more old school than you fool!!!
Originally posted by MY99SVT:
Originally posted by Chris Hightower:
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
Something about "It's not fair, mommy...", blah, blah...
You're just mad that my state is bigger than all of you guys combined... j/k
Ray
Really? When did you register on CEG? Oh that's right. 1 YEAR AFTER I DID!
I'm more old school than you fool!!!
Oohh, by two whole frickin' months!!
Cracked ribs, eh? Man, that's got to suck! I guess Megan's going to have to take it easy on you on the honeymoon?
Originally posted by Chris Hightower:
Cracked ribs, eh? Man, that's got to suck! I guess Megan's going to have to take it easy on you on the honeymoon?
PUH-LEASE!!! You're SUPPOSED to get cracked ribs ON the honeymoon.. (Yeehawwwww) This is just making it one step easier!
Ray
Well, Tim, Congratulations Man!!!!! I'm Happy For Ya'! How Have Things Been Going For You Other Than Cracked Ribs???
hello!!!
There's quite an echo in here....
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
what?
Don't encourage him... just pretend like he isn't doing it..
Ray
So much for trying to nail post # 1100.
-SAV
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
what?
Don't encourage him... just pretend like he isn't doing it..
Ray
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Just out of curiousity, what is the troll to tour owner ratio in this... cough cough... thread?
Oh God...another Mishigunder has wandered in.
FYI, it's not terribly high. The SC'ers have done a wonderful job representing themselves and Contours/Mystiques alike.
I just happen to be that little fly on the wall.
-SAV
In SC a troll is defined as someone who is not from here. This isn't even about cars anymore. However, I do own a Contour.
I sort of have one...It's in my garage still...
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
In SC a troll is defined as someone who is not from here. This isn't even about cars anymore. However, I do own a Contour.
Like I said, I was just curious. No need for hate. Although if, "this isn't about cars anymore" have you considered a chat room or instant messaging. It's just such a waste of that stuff called bandwith!
Originally posted by CEG Rules:
Although you may think your personal life is interesting, please don't post the intimate details. This isn't a forum for outlining the saga of your life.
... runs away
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
I sort of have one...It's in my garage still...
Gimpy hits her head on the desk! It's not about the damn car!
Originally posted by RawBurt:
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
In SC a troll is defined as someone who is not from here. This isn't even about cars anymore. However, I do own a Contour.
Like I said, I was just curious. No need for hate. Although if, "this isn't about cars anymore" have you considered a chat room or instant messaging. It's just such a waste of that stuff called bandwith!
Originally posted by CEG Rules:
Although you may think your personal life is interesting, please don't post the intimate details. This isn't a forum for outlining the saga of your life.
... runs away safely to Kansas
Whatever! I do what I want!
Yay, i made it into a movie... Sounds like some one has a crush on me!
Thanks, I needed a good laugh.
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
Thanks, I needed a good laugh.
I figured so much, I did my good deed for the day. Walks away
Originally posted by RawBurt:
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
Thanks, I needed a good laugh.
I figured so much, I did my good deed for the day. Walks away
Hopefully back north^^^^^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH..
I need a break.. that was HILARIOUS..
read litz.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ray
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
He is in Kansas!
Well, he tried to come back in...I had to force him back home....
We need to build a fence...
Are we still talking about Ray's pictures???
See 25 or more posts back..
short story: no, we are not.
Ray
Originally posted by infuryum:
Are we still talking about Ray's pictures???
You've been out a while haven't you?!!!
Naw, some Yankee is trying to cross the OK border...Robert? Is that his name?
I don't know...
He's gettin the runaround....
The full breakdown:
Some guy from some other location came and then someone in here said, "nuh-uhhh", and then this other guy was like, "what?", and then a brown bear was like, "I can't drive!", and then the first guy was like, "You guys are wasting bandwidth", and then that mean girl was like "go tell daddy, then..", and then you were like "what's going on".. so.. yeah.
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
The full breakdown:
Some guy from some other location came and then someone in here said, "nuh-uhhh", and then this other guy was like, "what?", and then a brown bear was like, "I can't drive!", and then the first guy was like, "You guys are wasting bandwidth", and then that mean girl was like "go tell daddy, then..", and then you were like "what's going on".. so.. yeah.
Glad to see that you got the memo.
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
The full breakdown:
Some guy from some other location came and then someone in here said, "nuh-uhhh", and then this other guy was like, "what?", and then a brown bear was like, "I can't drive!", and then the first guy was like, "You guys are wasting bandwidth", and then that mean girl was like "go tell daddy, then..", and then you were like "what's going on".. so.. yeah.
Ray
You know, that's exactly how I understood it too.
-SAV
Troll=never having a contour in the first place.
I win!
I guess Josh does too.
Word.
Thats Not A Troll...Its A Hippo!!! Funny As Hell None The Less..........
To: Pale Horse With Love,
SC CEG
We Love You Pale Horse!!!
Ray
I'm a Yankee Troll and damn proud of it!
NOT a Treasure Troll Zum, YANKEE TROLL.
Mushu, How Are You Linking Those DFILM Movies...Theres No Properties Area Once The Film Is Completed....
Email it to yourself, then use the URL thing to post it.
there IS a link..
Once done, enter your email as the one to send to... check your email and url link the url it shows you...
Ray
I think if you email it to yourself, you'll see the link and you can post it.
Hey, I think maybe emailing it to yourself works...
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Hey, I think maybe emailing it to yourself works...
Alright.. NOW you're pushin' it! lol.. (the bandwagon thing is FUN, huh?)
Ray
Just changing the title back. Carry on......
Good job. Fry Street on Thursday?
no..
Thurstreet on Friday..
Ray
Originally posted by infuryum:
Good job. Fry Street on Thursday?
Hmmmm, that sounds plausible me thinks..... I'll letcha know by Wednesday.
can we make fun of james and adam now LOL
Originally posted by Static:
can we make fun of james and adam now LOL
Sure! But why couldn't we make fun of them before???
Good directing....
Here's one in response!!
Who are you?
Props to starting this thread man...
"Ray is fun."
Whoops....! Yeah That Was Real Subtle 99se...But I Stand Corrected!!!
Dont Know Why I Thought Ray Was In The Cowboy Outfit!!?? I Must Have Been Lost In The Sauce Somewhere Along The Line....Good Movie By The Way...Definitely Enjoyed The Clark Kent Style Clothing Swap!!!
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Whoops....! Yeah That Was Real Subtle 99se...But I Stand Corrected!!!
All in good fun man....
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
My Debut As A Director.... What Could This Possibly Be???
Needs more funny!
Originally posted by Stazi:
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
My Debut As A Director.... What Could This Possibly Be???
Needs more funny!
Our thread reached all the way to Austrailia!!!! LOL
(Of course, its "upsoyde dahn" now, so it lost its funny.
Ray
*Note to Ray*
I'm in MI. And it's still not funny. I like the ass shots of lil' but that cartoon was as funny as clsing your schwanz in your zipper.
Well there you go. You SC people have officially left the country.
Now we just need to get the guys in Austria and Britain to see this and we'll be rolling in famous-people money! woOt!
-SAV
*Note to Stazi*
I noticed your "location" by your name long before I typed that. Ass shots are nice, but we've been down THIS road recently, and I'ma walk away from there, now.. lol
PS. Schwanz and zippers are not funny unless it was someone else..
I'm the only one that does funny movies!
Mushu, It All Depends On Who's Watching...
My Movies May Not John Belushi Funny, But They Are Deffinitely Eddie Izzard Funny...
Are you kidding? That was bloody painful to watch. You're about Louie Anderson funny.
I wouldn't even poke you with my badger spoon! Sod off ya wanker!
Not bad for your first time.
BTW- despite what palehorse says, he is and will always be an elf!
Originally posted by Gimpy Mushu:
I'm the only one that does funny movies!
I don't know Mushu, I think I make pretty good ones too!!!
Originally posted by infuryum:
On behalf of Neiman Marcus, I am forced to request that you supply the company with a new keyboard. I just snotted Diet Rockstar all over the keyes and it is no longer functional. See,myspacebardoesn'tworkanymore.Thanksalot,Aaron!
That was the funniest thing that I can imagine him ever saying.
My batting average is much higher than yours.
Don't let her get you down..
so is her falling average.
Ray
Originally posted by infuryum:
Honda owns you!
is it a new honda? because the honda I remember got jumped at the light.. (I have video proof!)
Originally posted by louisw:
Originally posted by infuryum:
Honda owns you!
is it a new honda? because the honda I remember got jumped at the light.. (I have video proof!)
That came out of the blue....
I'm evil now. I got too nice for awhile.
Grrr! Say something stupid.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
I'm evil now. I got too nice for awhile.
Grrr! Say something stupid.
I've never known you to be evil....
Eating babies is pretty evil.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Eating babies is pretty evil.
It was only a couple of 'em....
How are your delicious sons?
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
How are your delicious sons?
Good. I was just discussing with Chris when ya'll could come over again. WITH YOU THIS TIME!!!
We'll just spray the Child Proofing Mushu Protectant on our kids before you come over...
It's nice to know I am loved.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
It's nice to know I am loved.
Who couldn't love an evil Mushu?
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
I'm evil now. I got too nice for awhile.
Grrr! Say something stupid.
What, you're schizophrenic?
No. My medication finally wore off.
Dude someone else got the be the amazingly hot cowgirl?
How DARE you try and impersonate me!
Side note-last final today then its summer! YAY
That situation was already addressed. Try again.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
That situation was already addressed. Try again.
Nuff said....
It's hard to be evil when you agree with me.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
It's hard to be evil when you agree with me.
Is this one of those things where you are only evil 3-5 days every month?
Go [censored] yourself. I feel better.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Go [censored] yourself. I feel better.
Mmmmm...I'm the best thing I ever had.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Go [censored] yourself. I feel better.
Originally posted by SVZETEC:
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Go [censored] yourself. I feel better.
Mmmmm...I'm the best thing I ever had.
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Oh, whatever...but thanks for the reply
Originally posted by SVZETEC:
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Go [censored] yourself. I feel better.
Mmmmm...I'm the best thing I ever had.
Are you obnoxious, ugly, or just stupid ?
Is Ohio Now Considered A Part Of The Dirty South????
Actually I think its Durty Souf.
Ray
The South shall rise again!
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
The South shall rise again!
Not if I have anything to do with it!! The North won, get over it.
Originally posted by SVZETEC:
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Oh, whatever...but thanks for the reply
I'm sorry...I forgot, you're in the WRONG FORUM!!!
Go away!!
Your mom goes to college.
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
Your mom goes to college.
Nah...She finished a long time ago...
Are we still bickering over here? I thought some of you finally grew up.
-SAV
Originally posted by SAV:
Are we still bickering over here? I thought some of you finally grew up.
-SAV
I'm a Toy-R-Us kid!
Originally posted by SAV:
Are we still bickering over here? I thought some of you finally grew up.
-SAV
Ray's "Can't we gat along" post in CI made me realize I was being too nice.
Wot cha gunna du aboot it prom boi?
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Wot cha gunna du aboot it prom boi?
Point taken.
-SAV
Let's Try Another One...
Where Am I??
That was sad.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
That was sad.
I saw a Bobcat today. The animal, not the machine.... Thought it was kinda cool being a city boy of yankee and all. Although it was roadkill. Seems to be a lot of that here in TX. I've also seen a Coyote, Armadillos, and a Gopher Tortoise, all roadkill.... That's too bad.
I thought it was cool one night. Driving home, and a Coyote runs across the road in front of me...
Don't see them that often, just hear them...
A coyote ran across the road yesterday morning in front of my car pulling out of my neighborhood. My neighbor also found a 3 ft rattlesnake sitting next to his a/c compressor this week. Just part of living in Texas.
Originally posted by infuryum:
That's hilarious Infuryum...
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
I thought it was cool one night. Driving home, and a Coyote runs across the road in front of me...
Don't see them that often, just hear them...
Coyotes are the only animal (that lives in georgia) I can't recall ever seeing. Have heard them plenty, especially when camping.
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
A coyote ran across the road yesterday morning in front of my car pulling out of my neighborhood. My neighbor also found a 3 ft rattlesnake sitting next to his a/c compressor this week. Just part of living in Texas.
I heard a pack of them back in November at about 2:30am. Bone-chilling. Scared the CRAP outta me!
I've seen foxes and wildcats in AL, even armadillos but can't say i've seen a coyote either.
Seen a couple of guys that resemble them though!
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
I heard a pack of them back in November at about 2:30am. Bone-chilling. Scared the CRAP outta me!
Yeah, the best we ever heard was from the balcony on our third story window...
Growls, ripping of something, screeching, that was scary.
It sounded like some satanic ritual in the woods behind our apartment complex, but no, it was coyotes killing an animal...
Originally posted by Obie1:
Seen a couple of guys that resemble them though!
LOL, Coyote Ugly huh?
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
I heard a pack of them back in November at about 2:30am. Bone-chilling. Scared the CRAP outta me!
Yeah, the best we ever heard was from the balcony on our third story window...
Growls, ripping of something, screeching, that was scary.
It sounded like some satanic ritual in the woods behind our apartment complex, but no, it was coyotes killing an animal...
Yep, I hear you man. They don't sound like animals to me. They sound like humans making animal noises. I had these images of Wolf-people or something. I was going to get my gun out because it sounded like they were just over the fence. But since the fields are so flat, I think their sounds just carried through the air. Still, guh!
Coyotes don't like black people.
Originally posted by infuryum:
Coyotes don't like black people.
Hmmm, really? Doesn't matter to me though.... I'm AFRICAN AMERICAN beyotch!
Hey Evil, I think we used my wife to post those videos....
You like her new name?
That's actually an old email that she thought up herself...I hope she likes it...
Evil had nothing to do with those.
Buy you wife some shoes man!
Don't tell me you didn't have anything to do with them!!
They have your pizzazz....You're style!!!
I now know forsure the Ultimate Topic is on its was out. It went over 24 hours with out someone posting and SAV couldn't even be bothered to whine about that. I guess SAV killed the Ultimate Topic.
So long UT.
What if we add another troll?
There's already someone from Roanoke here... Oh, wait, that is a Texan.. nevermind..
Ray
Originally posted by Obie1:
What if we add another troll?
Yeah, Mushu, I was wondering where Sav and Kremit were...
It is dying...A slow agonizing death...
I'm taking their place for now, representing the SE in this SC forum. Since I spent 2 nights at work reading through this madness i figured that I have a right to contribute my 2 cents.
Originally posted by Ray:
There's already someone from Roanoke here... Oh, wait, that is a Texan.. nevermind..
Ray
Whew! for a minute there I thought that there was someone stealing my identity. For the record everyone else in Roanoke drives jacked up 4x4's.
Joking!
Originally posted by Obie1:
Originally posted by Ray:
There's already someone from Roanoke here... Oh, wait, that is a Texan.. nevermind..
Ray
Whew! for a minute there I thought that there was someone stealing my identity. For the record everyone else in Roanoke drives jacked up 4x4's.
Joking!
Hey SOUTH CENTRAL!!! This troll is funny....
Let's keep him!!
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Obie1:
Originally posted by Ray:
There's already someone from Roanoke here... Oh, wait, that is a Texan.. nevermind..
Ray
Whew! for a minute there I thought that there was someone stealing my identity. For the record everyone else in Roanoke drives jacked up 4x4's.
Joking!
Hey SOUTH CENTRAL!!! This troll is funny....
Let's keep him!!
That was not funny at all. I think the only troll that could save this would be someone like.... mikeyboy. He is funny.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
It went over 24 hours with out someone posting and SAV couldn't even be bothered to whine about that.
Don't fret. I am still around... Concocting a video in response to my being chased away, actually.
-SAV
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
It went over 24 hours with out someone posting and SAV couldn't even be bothered to whine about that.
Don't fret. I am still around... Concocting a video in response to my being chased away, actually.
-SAV
Get it in here already!!! We want to see it!
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
It went over 24 hours with out someone posting and SAV couldn't even be bothered to whine about that.
Don't fret. I am still around... Concocting a video in response to my being chased away, actually.
-SAV
Hey SAV any room for me in the new vid, I'm sure you can add find a Jedi to put in somewhere!
Originally posted by SAV:
Don't fret. I am still around... Concocting a video in response to my being chased away, actually.
-SAV
10:10 PM 5-18-05
Jeez dude. Don't rush making it and have it suck. Take your freaking time.
The fate of the Ultimate Topic rests in your hands alone...
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
The fate of the Ultimate Topic rests in your hands alone...
Why'd you have to DO that?
Now I have to start all over. Gosh.
-SAV
View them in order, obviously.
Step 1: Admitting that UT needs to be saved. Step 2: Finding a cure for UT. Step 3: The Prosecution Begins... And so there is your tease. This crap wasn't exactly easy. I'll develop the verdict when I get home from Honors Night at school.
-SAV
Oh.. yeah.. MY bright ideas... poetic license my ass...
Oh.. and the whole narcoleptic eyeballs made me spray my Dr. Pepper through my nose...
Very well done... worth the wait, and oodles above the previous miserable attempts!!!!
Ray
Leave it to the SE guy to sterotype the black man! How sad.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Leave it to the SE guy to sterotype the black man! How sad.
I've been awaiting his response the most before I press on.
Oh, and I'm considering charging you with completing the series (deciding the verdict, basically) after I take care of the next segments. So you better prep your mind Boss.
-SAV
Yesterday was my B'day, not that important but I just had to post something.
Dude... Happy birthday.
BTW:
You're supposed to post it ON your b-day.. so people can either say happy b-day, or pick on you, or something. (not the day AFTER!!!)
LOLOL
Ray
Roanoke,AL
SE CEG- Florida, Georgia, Tennessee, Carolinas, etc <--- are you the etc? That's a pretty low blow. I think you should change your name to The Professor or Maryann.
I think I will call you Maryann.
I'm so proud that I have gotten my first rip from Mushu, But I don't think someone calling theirself Mushu should be allowed to pick me a nickname.
Originally posted by Obie1:
... I don't think someone calling theirself Mushu should be allowed to pick me a nickname.
That's "Oh great and powerful Mushu!" to you newbie!
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Originally posted by Obie1:
... I don't think someone calling theirself Mushu should be allowed to pick me a nickname.
That's "Oh great and powerful Mushu!" to you newbie!
Hahaha! Thanks man.
Noob + troll = Maryann
Maryann + SC CEG = no one cares
Not bad.... and don't let that go to your head or I'll slap you with a trout.
I think Maryann needs to make us some coconut cream pies.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Leave it to the SE guy to sterotype the black man!
I did that a LONG time ago.
Originally posted by infuryum:
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Leave it to the SE guy to sterotype the black man!
I did that a LONG time ago.
Seeing as how I'm the only black man in SE CEG and one of the few you can count on one hand in ALL of CEG. I'd bet you're talking about me.
Anyway, Josh, you haven't seen my black side yet. I reserve that for my enemies.
Your not the only one bro!
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Seeing as how I'm the only black man in SE CEG
NOW I see where your heart truly lies!!!!
Ray
Originally posted by Obie1:
Your not the only one bro!
WOOOHOOO TWO OF US! SUHWEET!
Originally posted by Ray:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Seeing as how I'm the only black man in SE CEG
NOW I see where your heart truly lies!!!!
Ray
Now Ray, don't be like that. You're one of my Honorary Black folks. Just like the Hightowers. I must give you a black name. From this point forward you are known as Rufus.
There goes the neighborhood.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
There goes the neighborhood.
Oh no you didn't Shaniqua! Btw, I tried calling you and Curtis about 20 mins or so ago. Answer you phones!
Koko's SE CEG list of Honorary black folks. These folks have been annointed and given their Afro Card.
Mushu = Shaniqua
Hightower = Curtis
Ray = Rufus
Infuryum = June Bug
99SESport = Dae-Dae
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Afro Card.
Where did Dae-Dae come from?
Oh, and what benefits do we get?
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Afro Card.
Where did Dae-Dae come from?
Oh, and what benefits do we get?
Short for Daeshawn.
Among many benefits your Afro Card comes with the follwing:
-Rhythm
-Soul
-You can call people Jive Turkey whenever you feel the need
-You can use the word M'F'er as a noun, verb, adverb, or adjective
-You're now a minority (even moreso, since you're an Honorary Black person and you're white)
-Any jewelry you own is now Bling-Bling. This includes your wedding ring.
-Any host of stereo types and myths are now at your disposal. Wield them with care Padawan, for the Force is stong.
My black name is Kesha and the ol mans is Keshawn. You gave them to us months ago fool.
Rufus is tight!
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
-Any host of stereo...
I first read this and thought "I get to steal things??"
I think Ray was referring to the fact that you associated yourself with SE CEG... not SC.
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Afro Card.
Where did Dae-Dae come from?
Oh, and what benefits do we get?
Short for Daeshawn.
Among many benefits your Afro Card comes with the follwing:
-Rhythm
-Soul
-You can call people Jive Turkey whenever you feel the need
-You can use the word M'F'er as a noun, verb, adverb, or adjective
-You're now a minority (even moreso, since you're an Honorary Black person and you're white)
-Any jewelry you own is now Bling-Bling. This includes your wedding ring.
-Any host of stereo types and myths are now at your disposal. Wield them with care Padawan, for the Force is stong.
Sweet...
It's gonna be hard...I've had a person call me the whitest white person out there...
The best part was, this is coming from a girl that looked and acted just like Snoop Dawg (and I'm not joking)...She was the coolest person I've ever worked with though...
Originally posted by infuryum:
I think Ray was referring to the fact that you associated yourself with SE CEG... not SC.
DING!
Not once, but TWICE!!
Originally posted by Koko:
Koko's SE CEG list of...
Now I TRULY TRULY TRULY see where your heart lies!!!
OH, and Rufus is great, M$*%$%erFu@#!er!!!
Ray
Ok fine. I'll give you the white card. Maryann hasn't earned it yet.
KokoPuff = Don â??No Soulâ?? Simmons
Benfits include:
The Preppy Handbook
A pair of penny loafers
Conway Twitties greatest Hits
*Bonus: Bon Jovi tickets
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Benfits include:
The Preppy Handbook
Oow.
It's nice to see John is coming to the side with greener grass.
-SAV
another benefit:
You can start spewing random statistical analysis of any event that someone is talking about, and everyone will believe you, just because you "look smart"....
One con, though: You now suck at dancing, basketball, baseball, football, and golf, but you RULE at hockey!!!
That and you'll have to TRULY up your "Game" because your tried and true "deal-sealer" monster is now a "not-so-grand" kind of thing. Charisma and charm are now things you HAVE to rely on, instead of laugh at.
Rufus
Haha I laughed at that.
I wish I had a deal-sealer.
Originally posted by Ray:
another benefit:
You can start spewing random statistical analysis of any event that someone is talking about, and everyone will believe you, just because you "look smart"....
One con, though: You now suck at dancing, basketball, baseball, football, and golf, but you RULE at hockey!!!
That and you'll have to TRULY up your "Game" because your tried and true "deal-sealer" monster is now a "not-so-grand" kind of thing. Charisma and charm are now things you HAVE to rely on, instead of laugh at.
Rufus
This description already fits me except the hockey thing....... maybe b/c my dad is half white?
Originally posted by infuryum:
I think Ray was referring to the fact that you associated yourself with SE CEG... not SC.
Does this mean that I am the only black guy in SE????
Originally posted by Obie1:
Does this mean that I am the only black guy in SE????
If you're even questioning that, then you should come visit West Savannah.
If you come out alive to tell about it, then you're not the only black guy in SE.
-SAV
In SE or SE-CEG? .... sorta different there.
SE. I haven't the first clue if there's any in SE-CEG.
-SAV
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
In SE or SE-CEG? .... sorta different there.
It's SC, but still, there's only a handful of us on CEG period. I think overall minorities are just that on CEG as a whole. We're rarer than CSVTs!
John,
You are rarer than a Tropic Green w/ tan 2000, with no sunroof, and clear headlights. (AND... less than 20K miles)...
That has nothing to do with your ethnicity. You are like.. the whitest black guy I've ever met. I don't think you've ever said "dawg" or "n'[censored]", around me before
(That's those stereotypes that we as black folks face on a day to day basis!!!
)
Ray
Originally posted by Ray:
You are like.. the whitest black guy I've ever met.
Ray
That's because his idol is John Denver.
Is your car
really for sale Ray?!
PM me. Even though I'm way the hell over in SE, if I can pick one up in dandy condition, then I might have to talk with the parentals into a small loan.
They really want me to get into a Spectra5, and I'll admit that it's a nice ride (test drove them three times, two 5spds and an ATX) and came away rather impressed.
But I still miss the ole girl in white. Would be an honor to date her sister.
-SAV
Originally posted by Ray:
You are like.. the whitest black guy I've ever met. I don't think you've ever said "dawg" or "n'[censored]", around me before
LOL, you wouldn't believe how much I hear that Ray. I guess the media's portrayal of how we're "supposed" to act has the masses fooled. Quite sad actually.
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by Ray:
You are like.. the whitest black guy I've ever met. I don't think you've ever said "dawg" or "n'[censored]", around me before
LOL, you wouldn't believe how much I hear that Ray. I guess the media's portrayal of how we're "supposed" to act has the masses fooled. Quite sad actually.
AMEN!!!!!
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Ok fine. I'll give you the white card. Maryann hasn't earned it yet.
KokoPuff = Don â??No Soulâ?? Simmons
Benfits include:
The Preppy Handbook
A pair of penny loafers
Conway Twitties greatest Hits
*Bonus: Bon Jovi tickets
The Texas white card also includes these options:
-The belt with "Bubba" on it and a huge buckle
-The obligatory pick up truck with glass packs and gun rack
-Various soda cans sitting on the table with spittle in them
-A pink Oxford and John Deere baseball cap
-A hot girlfiend in tight Wranglers who likes to kill small
animals for fun
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
The Texas white card also includes these options:
-The belt with "Bubba" on it and a huge buckle
-The obligatory pick up truck with glass packs and gun rack
-Various soda cans sitting on the table with spittle in them
-A pink Oxford and John Deere baseball cap
-A hot girlfiend in tight Wranglers who likes to kill small
animals for fun
AWESOME! Do I get boots too!
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
The Texas white card also includes these options:
-The belt with "Bubba" on it and a huge buckle
-The obligatory pick up truck with glass packs and gun rack
-Various soda cans sitting on the table with spittle in them
-A pink Oxford and John Deere baseball cap
-A hot girlfiend in tight Wranglers who likes to kill small
animals for fun
AWESOME! Do I get boots too!
It's Texas...That's expected...
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
-Various soda cans sitting on the table with spittle in them
That brings back bad memories from childhood. My 2 older brothers dipped and always left there spit-cups / spitoons around to get spilled. eeeewwwww...
Originally posted by White99SE:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
-Various soda cans sitting on the table with spittle in them
That brings back bad memories from childhood. My 2 older brothers dipped and always left there spit-cups / spitoons around to get spilled. eeeewwwww...
Or when some drunk (northern)chick put her coke next to one and then drinks the wrong one.
That happened to me once.
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
....a three hour tour...
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2416261
Sorry guys I missed this b/c I was at my other job and couldn't pull up the movie,so today I go back & decide to check it out, now I can learn to live with the maryann thing but WHY did you portray me as John Kerry!
I may be a troll but I don't feel like I deserve this treatment
Originally posted by Obie1:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
....a three hour tour...
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2416261
Sorry guys I missed this b/c I was at my other job and couldn't pull up the movie,so today I go back & decide to check it out, now I can learn to live with the maryann thing but WHY did you portray me as John Kerry!
I may be a troll but I don't feel like I deserve this treatment
You can't tell us how to treat you!!
You're the troll!!
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
What a whiner!
i used to whine. then i got used to it and accepted Mushu is truly evil and Ray really is the ultimate in cool. seriously.
~Andrew
I'm not whining i'm just trying to bring THE ALL KNOWING & POWERFUL Mushu out of hiding. You are saying she's so evil and everything but I think she's just got you all snowed! I think Mushu is just a big cuddly teddy bear, A housebroken one at that!
I think you are smoking that banana in question. Why are you back here?
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
I think you are smoking that banana in question. Why are you back here?
because i know deep down you missed me. i could feel the tension without me around. *hugs*
~Andrew
Originally posted by Obie1:
I'm not whining i'm just trying to bring THE ALL KNOWING & POWERFUL Mushu out of hiding.
I'm not hiding you turd.
Originally posted by Obie1:
You are saying she's so evil and everything but I think she's just got you all snowed! I think Mushu is just a big cuddly teddy bear, A housebroken one at that!
I'm as cuddly as a porcupine.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Originally posted by Obie1:
I'm not whining i'm just trying to bring THE ALL KNOWING & POWERFUL Mushu out of hiding.
I'm not hiding you turd.
Originally posted by Obie1:
You are saying she's so evil and everything but I think she's just got you all snowed! I think Mushu is just a big cuddly teddy bear, A housebroken one at that!
I'm as cuddly as a porcupine.
You might not be hiding but porcupines are cuddly in their own prickly little way. It also depends on the person doing the cuddling, like I said you're not that bad I like you already!
You can suck up all you want. I'm not putting you in a movie anytime soon. You have to earn that.
I don't suck up and if I was to start I'm sure I could find someone more important, (or more evil), to suck up to than U Gimp.
Save your movie slots for someone more gullable, thanks for considering me though.
Feel free to find someone more evil than me.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Feel free to find someone more evil than me.
My Wife! Hands Down.
Have her start posting. No knowledge of cars needed. Just a bad attitude.
Wont stop bi#***ng long enough to type, unlike yourself who has learned to focus you Bi#***ng into your posts.
Your Skill Amazes me, Try learning to tie your shoes on your own next.
Originally posted by Obie1:
Try learning to tie your shoes on your own next.
Its called velcro biotch!
Even though we do not know your wife I think it is in incredibly bad taste to diss her on a public forum.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Even though we do not know your wife I think it is in incredibly bad taste to diss her on a public forum.
I was dissing you not my wife, I said that she does some complaining, in which she does. I love her to death and a little Bi***ing is not going to change that. Its supposed to be all in good fun, but if your cuddly side is trying to come out, I'll take it easy on you Gimpy! No need to try to make it about my morals in my married life.
Fellas I think she's about ready to wave the white flag of truce, the force is just to much for her!
Can anyone say OWNED!
Owned!!! Well Perhaps,We'll Have To Watch (read) Round Two!!! I Love Instigating The Fight!!!
Originally posted by Obie1:
Can anyone say OWNED!
They can say it, but there was no ownage. The jedi mind trick will work on most of CEG, but not me.
Gimpy, isn't it past your bedtime?
You're right guys maybe i'm celebrating early.You never want to underestimate your opponent in a battle of wits..... even if they are unarmed!
Bring it on Gimpy! Bring it on!
Originally posted by Obie1:
Bring it on Gimpy! Bring it on!
Wow, this n3wb really wants his dick chopped off!
You really have no idea who Mushu is, do you?
Originally posted by Chris Hightower:
Originally posted by Obie1:
Bring it on Gimpy! Bring it on!
Wow, this n3wb really wants his dick chopped off!
You really have no idea who Mushu is, do you?
No crap!!! But Chris, you can't chop that which you can't see!!
Crawl back in your hole Obie!!
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
You can suck up all you want. I'm not putting you in a movie anytime soon. You have to earn that.
Man, is it an honor.
But I'm just waiting for Mr. Hightowa to step in. Then things should get real interesting.
LOL @ Obie...Now that I look at it, it's funny when a newb walks in here and gets destroyed. Of course, it wasn't funny when it happened to me, but, yeah...I'm going to change my name again.
-SAV
SAV,
Are you implying I need help?
-E M
Originally posted by SAV w/o Bananas:
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
You can suck up all you want. I'm not putting you in a movie anytime soon. You have to earn that.
Man, is it an honor.
But I'm just waiting for Mr. Hightowa to step in. Then things should get real interesting.
LOL @ Obie...Now that I look at it, it's funny when a newb walks in here and gets destroyed. Of course, it wasn't funny when it happened to me, but, yeah...I'm going to change my name again.
-SAV
I don't remember getting destroyed SAV, but thanks for the well wishes.
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Chris Hightower:
Originally posted by Obie1:
Bring it on Gimpy! Bring it on!
Wow, this n3wb really wants his dick chopped off!
You really have no idea who Mushu is, do you?
No crap!!! But Chris, you can't chop that which you can't see!!
Crawl back in your hole Obie!!
As far as this goes I don't know who she is and I don't know who you are either, Not like I give a damn.
99SESPORT, Grown folks are talking so SHUT UP!
Yeah I know that she has A big rep but hey it seems like the whole SC CEG is having to defend her manhood, or devilhood, whatever.
If you're scared Gimpy, say you're scared!
Course not.
I wonder if he might need your help once he's through beating our newbie friend to a bloody pulp though.
Nice way to sign a post BTW. Wonder who taught you that...
-SAV
Originally posted by SAV:
Course not.
I wonder if he might need your help once he's through beating our newbie friend to a bloody pulp though.
Nice way to sign a post BTW. Wonder who taught you that...
-SAV
Y tu brutus, Y tu, If you don't know those were some of Cesear's last words after being stabbed by a friend!
Come on SAV you're good peoples, not to mention you're from SE. Please don't join Mushu's Minions!
Originally posted by Obie1:
Originally posted by SAV:
Course not.
I wonder if he might need your help once he's through beating our newbie friend to a bloody pulp though.
Nice way to sign a post BTW. Wonder who taught you that...
-SAV
Y tu brutus, Y tu, If you don't know those were some of Cesear's last words after being stabbed by a friend!
Come on SAV you're good peoples, not to mention you're from SE. Please don't join Mushu's Minions!
Oh I'm all for you, especially since you're from SE. Just don't do stupid stuff.
The trick is, though, we have to play by their rules since it's their side of the street. It's still fun around here. So long as you can entertain Mushu rather than treat her like some kind of Anti-Life senator. Believe me, she can be a funny lady.
We might have to take you back to step 1 to get you in here clean as a whistle. Aaron can take over from here, since he wears a hat and stuff.
-SAV
I'm sorry man but please understand that I wasn't trying to piss anyone off, when I started I was just trying to increase the post count over 1300. Since we have achieved that I'll bow out gracefully and leave Mushu alone. I didn't mean to upset anyone & if I have I'm sorry It was all in good fun and there are no hard feelings on my part. I'm the kind of guy that will run his mouth but if I step out of line just tell me to shut the #%*k up and I will.
One more for the road.....Gimpy If you were offended all you had to do was say that OBIE1 IS THE MASTER, and i would have left your soul intact AND this thread, but you didn't so I hijacked both!I know I'mjust too much for you!
By the way you should post these rules so that guys like me wont go around stepping on toes.
And I got the sig off of a calender, for the date of my Bday, It was like a sign!
wow, pissing contest '05 in here
~Andrew
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
[The jedi mind trick will work on most of CEG, but not me.
That cuz she's Troydarian.
Originally posted by Obie1:
I'm sorry man but please understand that I wasn't trying to piss anyone off, when I started I was just trying to increase the post count over 1300. Since we have achieved that I'll bow out gracefully and leave Mushu alone. I didn't mean to upset anyone & if I have I'm sorry It was all in good fun and there are no hard feelings on my part. I'm the kind of guy that will run his mouth but if I step out of line just tell me to shut the #%*k up and I will.
What a waste of a couple hundred posts...
Quote:
One more for the road.....Gimpy If you were offended all you had to do was say that OBIE1 IS THE MASTER, and i would have left your soul intact AND this thread, but you didn't so I hijacked both!I know I'mjust too much for you!
By the way you should post these rules so that guys like me wont go around stepping on toes.
You must learn the ways of the SC...You can't just walk in and think you're god...Because believe you me, you ain't no god. Mushu is the only one who can take a soul (ask the other SE'ers). And on top of that, you can't 'hijack' this thread...It's hijack proof...All you do is add to the power of the SC when you post here...
Whereas you are right in one or two points that you make there sport, I don't like the way you are coming at me here. I did not say that I was a god of any Kind, (I did imply that I was A Jedi, this may be wrong in your book too), and I said I was thru upseting Mushu for the year but you are painting a bullseye on your a** BUD!
ALL I'M SAYING IS CHILL OUT
Originally posted by Obie1:
Whereas you are right in one or two points that you make there sport, I don't like the way you are coming at me here. I did not say that I was a god of any Kind, (I did imply that I was A Jedi, this may be wrong in your book too), and I said I was thru upseting Mushu for the year but you are painting a bullseye on your a** BUD!
ALL I'M SAYING IS CHILL OUT
*yawn* wake me up when the river dries up
~Andrew
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
*yawn* wake me up when the river dries up
~Andrew
Heh, talk about burning the bridges you build.
-SAV
Originally posted by SAV:
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
*yawn* wake me up when the river dries up
~Andrew
Heh, talk about burning the bridges you build.
-SAV
~Andrew
The lameness in here is overwhelming.
I concur.
We need an infusion of unlameness.
How about we scrap the whole thing and start over.
Scrap 1300 something posts. Great idea.
-SAV
Gentlemen, we can build it - better, stronger, faster.....
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
How about we scrap the whole thing and start over.
in b4 da lox
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Gentlemen, we can build it - better, stronger, faster.....
As long as it still allows a resident troll, then I'm fine with it.
Don't lock this one yet though, because I have to finish the Dfilm series first. I'll probably do that tomorrow morning.
-SAV
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Gentlemen, we can build it - better, stronger, faster.....
I'll come in but this time I'll show you all one of my other less annoying personalities!
When This Dies, A Part Of Me Will Die...So Pretty Much, Nothing Will Have Changed....I Have Absolutely No Idea What This All Means And I Wish I Could Give Some Insight, But The Ultimate Topic Is Becoming Much Like My 13 Yr. Old Japanese Spitz ( Its A Dog For Those Of You Who Dont Watch The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show!) Half Blind From Glaucoma, Running Into Walls Without Warning And Basically A Lethargic Twilight Zone Episode On A 13 In. Black And White Television. Like Dr. Frankenstein Must Have Felt, I Believe We Can Make Something Better....Perhaps Invade The Common Interest Forum While Waving "The Durrty Souf" Flag High And Proud! And Everyone Should Capitalize the First Letter Of Every Word...
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
And Everyone Should Capitalize the First Letter Of Every Word...
... Because Every Damn Word Is Just As Important As The First!
Palehorse- I am going to be honest, the way you post is stupid. If I see a post from you, I skip it. Please try to post normal. If you start posting normal I will throw my support 95% into reviving the ultimate topic.
Originally posted by Chris Hightower:
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
And Everyone Should Capitalize the First Letter Of Every Word...
... Because Every Damn Word Is Just As Important As The First!
WE've already breached this topic, haven't we Palehorse? And it wasn't in favor of it right?
We have said our peace. It's up to him now. We can save this topic easily or let it die painfully. It's up to palehorse now.
If I didn't know anybetter, Mushu, I'd say you are just waiting and watching for this topic to die...
Are you the one that voted?
Honestly I'd rather the guy stop capitalizing every [censored] word.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Are you the one that voted?
Honestly I'd rather the guy stop capitalizing every [censored] word.
Hey, he might have some kind of disorder that needs to be treated with proper medication. Man, I bet his pinkys get tired from hitting that damn Shift key.
Congrats baby! You passed 1000! You have come to the "dark side"!
How does Darth Mushu and Darth Leonard sound? We could change our names. I'm not a fan of the banana thing. Too overplayed.
What part of a poll for palehorse only do you not understand?
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
We have said our peace. It's up to him now. We can save this topic easily or let it die painfully. It's up to palehorse now.
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<p>A poll for palehorse only
<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />The ultimate topic lives and I post normally
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />The ultimate topic dies and I continue to post the way I have been (I understand that if I choose this one, I alone have killed the ultimate topic)
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>
Originally posted by Popular Thread SAV:
So we're quoting ourselves now, huh?
This is fun!
-SAV
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
How does Darth Mushu and Darth Leonard sound? We could change our names. I'm not a fan of the banana thing. Too overplayed.
I don't think you can keep your original name when you become a sith lord.
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Are you the one that voted?
Honestly I'd rather the guy stop capitalizing every [censored] word.
No Way Did I Vote!!!
How Dare You Accuse Me Of Anything!!!!
But Seriously, I Didn't Vote...You Said For Palehorse Only!!
I Voted Once To Kill The Topic...But There Were Three Votes In Before Me!!!!!
Then Again, One Of Mushu's Schizophrenic Sides May Have Jumped In To Vote....
Oh, And One More Thing, I Will Never Quit Typing The Way I Do. Didn't Any One Get The Memo???
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Oh, And One More Thing, I Will Never Quit Typing The Way I Do. Didn't Any One Get The Memo???
just.. why, besides being an attention whore? all lowercase, capslocked, without punctuation.. these I can see.