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Posted By: Steeda. Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 04:47 PM
Next [censored] peice of [censored] democrat that backs into my [censored] SVT contour is going to end up in the Hospital!!!!

Happened twice while at lunch. [censored] peice of [censored] need to learn to drive!!!

i have like 3 dents in the bumper now!
Posted By: WorldTour_dup1 Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 04:48 PM
2 times! What the hell
Posted By: MapOfTaziFoSho Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 04:50 PM
WTF happened!? I thought you were gonna say u needed a break from the forums or something.

Are u at the new location and people just don't know how to drive?!?!
Posted By: Steeda. Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 04:51 PM
Once was at Senate i was stopped waiting to go forward and this POS just runs right in the back of me!

then i went to the chianese resturant and was parked and another democrat [censored] hit me to! im heated!!!!!!!!
Posted By: RawBurt Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 04:59 PM
Your selling it anyway, stop whining.
Posted By: Steeda. Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 05:02 PM
Originally posted by RawBurt:
Your selling it anyway, stop whining.




Are you [censored] retarted?

no matter if im selling it or not you [censored] flaming fudge packer obviously with dents in the bumper im going to get less money!

Go jerk off your mom
Posted By: RawBurt Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 05:05 PM
Sheesh, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed... Its called, im messing with you.
Posted By: Steeda. Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 05:07 PM
Originally posted by RawBurt:
Sheesh, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed... Its called, im messing with you.




No i was fine until about 12:25 when your [censored] gang banging buddies decieded that looking at there 26" spinners was more important than looking where they were going.


STFU and go have a wheel fall off again
Posted By: MxRacer Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 05:11 PM
lmfao... nothing like a pissed off steeda going off on rawburt to brighten my day.


sorry to hear about your luck though. you should have stole their spinners.
Posted By: WorldTour_dup1 Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 05:13 PM
OK man, I know you're pissed, but you need to chill out.

Just call your insura.... oh wait
Posted By: MxRacer Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 05:14 PM
Originally posted by WorldTour:
OK man, I know you're pissed, but you need to chill out.

Just call your insura.... oh wait




so.. you tell him to chill out, then instigate him???

LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Steeda. Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 05:18 PM
I realized something after you called yesterday mark! the only way your penis gets any action is by rubbing in a glass for pete to suck on!

Thats not any good-ah!
Posted By: WorldTour_dup1 Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 05:23 PM
never needed a glass with your mom
Posted By: MapOfTaziFoSho Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Decepticon:
I realized something after you called yesterday mark! the only way your penis gets any action is by rubbing in a glass for pete to suck on!

Thats not any good-ah!




I didn't suck on the glass I just drank from it...besides the coke prob ate up all the germs!

And Jason the majority of the MI legislature is Republican.
Posted By: ElKy Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 05:25 PM
so wait...mark was rubbing his cack in a glass and then pete drank from it?

dang!!!
and i though pulling my nuts out was bad!!
Posted By: Steeda. Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 05:26 PM
Originally posted by WorldTour:
never needed a glass with your mom




I just got off the phone with her and she said that you couldn't ever get it up!

Maybe thats why you go for the Asian chicks they are use to small penis's
Posted By: Buckshot77_dup1 Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 05:40 PM
Hey, you should probably leave Chang out of this!
Posted By: MxRacer Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 05:50 PM
ruh-roh! shaggy sent jason a pm about this! is steeda going to get another vacation?
Posted By: Steeda. Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 05:50 PM
in closing!





HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYA!
Posted By: SVT SNOB Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 06:27 PM
Steeda, if you are taking a vacation it better not be for long as I will need to contact you regaurding picking up the wheels.

Aaron
Posted By: Steeda. Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 06:31 PM
Originally posted by SVT SNOB:
Steeda, if you are taking a vacation it better not be for long as I will need to contact you regaurding picking up the wheels.

Aaron




LOL im not going anywhere i just needed to rant! Im broke right now soo no way to pay for new wheels. New house, lawyer fees and other crap at the same time not workin in my favor
Posted By: Y2KSVT Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 07:08 PM
I'm taking donations to buy a 7th grade grammar book, so I can send it to Steeda. Reading his posts(to me) is like you guys reading Pale Horse's posts.

Mark
Posted By: SVT SNOB Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 07:22 PM
Originally posted by Decepticon:
Originally posted by SVT SNOB:
Steeda, if you are taking a vacation it better not be for long as I will need to contact you regaurding picking up the wheels.

Aaron




LOL im not going anywhere i just needed to rant! Im broke right now soo no way to pay for new wheels. New house, lawyer fees and other crap at the same time not workin in my favor




LOL ok, well when you get that stuff taken care of let me know and I will see if I can get someone to drive me to Michigan to get the wheels.

Aaron
Posted By: Steeda. Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 08:10 PM
Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
I'm taking donations to buy a 7th grade grammar book, so I can send it to Steeda. Reading his posts(to me) is like you guys reading Pale Horse's posts.

Mark




who cares! Not I thats for SHO!
Posted By: Steeda. Re: Im Done!!! - 06/12/06 08:20 PM
Bla then after all that i actually had to do work today
Posted By: Shaggy_dup1 Re: Im Done!!! - 06/13/06 01:09 AM
Originally posted by MxRacer:
ruh-roh! shaggy sent jason a pm about this! is steeda going to get another vacation?



Nah, no need.
Posted By: MxRacer Re: Im Done!!! - 06/13/06 02:01 AM
Originally posted by Shaggy:
Originally posted by MxRacer:
ruh-roh! shaggy sent jason a pm about this! is steeda going to get another vacation?



Nah, no need.




wussy! you don't have the guts to ban him!!!

Posted By: Steeda. Re: Im Done!!! - 06/13/06 02:09 AM
I know what does a brotha have to do to get some respect around here!?!
Posted By: Rara_dup1 Re: Im Done!!! - 06/13/06 02:15 AM
Originally posted by Decepticon:
I know what does a brotha have to do to get some respect around here!?!




Learn how to spell?
Posted By: Reebs Re: Im Done!!! - 06/13/06 04:04 AM
Originally posted by MapOfTaziFoSho:
Originally posted by Decepticon:
I realized something after you called yesterday mark! the only way your penis gets any action is by rubbing in a glass for pete to suck on!

Thats not any good-ah!




I didn't suck on the glass I just drank from it...besides the coke prob ate up all the germs!

And Jason the majority of the MI legislature is Republican.




Pete, I would have shattered the glass across Mark's head. That really was not cool; nor was it funny. I don't care what mark thinks, it was immature.
Posted By: MxRacer Re: Im Done!!! - 06/13/06 04:09 AM
Originally posted by JReebs96sport:

Pete, I would have shattered the glass across Mark's head. That really was not cool; nor was it funny. I don't care what mark thinks, it was immature.




STFU. your meek ass wouldn't have done a goddamm thing.

mark wouldn't have done it to you because he doesn't know you. he's known pete for years.
Posted By: Reebs Re: Im Done!!! - 06/13/06 04:20 AM
Originally posted by MxRacer:

STFU. your meek ass wouldn't have done a goddamm thing.





I come across as a nice guy, until somebody crosses the line.
Posted By: MxRacer Re: Im Done!!! - 06/13/06 04:25 AM
Originally posted by JReebs96sport:
Originally posted by MxRacer:

STFU. your meek ass wouldn't have done a goddamm thing.





I come across as a nice guy, until somebody crosses the line.




well listen, mr. nice guy. you ever break a glass over someone's head, you'd better hope your fiancee has life insurance on your ass. because there are people (like myself, and several others that i can think of just in EGL here) that would reign down upon you a world of hurt that your young ass cannot even fathom.

in otherwords... don't overreact to a situation. you just don't realize who you might be [censored] with. comprende, amigo?
Posted By: SVT SNOB Re: Im Done!!! - 06/13/06 04:39 AM
Originally posted by MxRacer:
Originally posted by JReebs96sport:
Originally posted by MxRacer:

STFU. your meek ass wouldn't have done a goddamm thing.





I come across as a nice guy, until somebody crosses the line.




well listen, mr. nice guy. you ever break a glass over someone's head, you'd better hope your fiancee has life insurance on your ass. because there are people (like myself, and several others that i can think of just in EGL here) that would reign down upon you a world of hurt that your young ass cannot even fathom.

in otherwords... don't overreact to a situation. you just don't realize who you might be [censored] with. comprende, amigo?




Damn I should really start comming to EGL Meets . If there ever was an ass whoopin I better be there so I can bust out that "you got knocked the [censored] out" line from Friday .

Aaron
BTW froom readin what was done that was a crazy prank
Posted By: MapOfTaziFoSho Re: Im Done!!! - 06/13/06 04:42 AM
Ya, the prank was def not terribly tasteful. Should glass be broken over heads no...but I think a [censored] should be taken on Mark's chest while he sleeps.

I wonder if Bill would help me with that prank...
Posted By: Harrry Re: Im Done!!! - 06/13/06 07:46 AM
Originally posted by JReebs96sport:
Originally posted by MapOfTaziFoSho:
Originally posted by Decepticon:
I realized something after you called yesterday mark! the only way your penis gets any action is by rubbing in a glass for pete to suck on!

Thats not any good-ah!




I didn't suck on the glass I just drank from it...besides the coke prob ate up all the germs!

And Jason the majority of the MI legislature is Republican.




Pete, I would have shattered the glass across Mark's head. That really was not cool; nor was it funny. I don't care what mark thinks, it was immature.




The young man is calling you out mark. He thinks your old butt is immature

This is a good thread.
Posted By: frenchblueC2_dup1 Re: Im Done!!! - 06/13/06 11:56 AM
Originally posted by Rickson:

The young man is calling you out mark. He thinks your old butt is immature



lol where the hell has he been?
When have our antics ever been anything but immature?

Sounds like I missed out on a good one. dammit!

Posted By: WorldTour_dup1 Re: Im Done!!! - 06/13/06 12:42 PM
Mr. BrighTon...
If I want your opinion I'll squeeze your [censored] head. You obviously haven't been around the EGL crowd long enough to know there is always some sort of antics going on. You also should know Pete doesn't need your defense, Pete will get me back someday when I don't expect it. That I'm sure of and when he does it probably will be pretty funny.

You know, now that you decided to toss in your unwanted two cents you basically have put yourself into the line of fire... consider that a warning.
Posted By: RawBurt Re: Im Done!!! - 06/13/06 12:54 PM
Jason, lets see pics of the SVT carnage.
Posted By: xchang_dup1 Re: Im Done!!! - 06/13/06 04:56 PM
Oh, I gotta be around for this one. :grabs left side of menu:
Posted By: Rara_dup1 Re: Im Done!!! - 06/13/06 05:06 PM
Originally posted by xchang:
:grabs left side of menu:




Eating light today???
Posted By: Bronco_WRX Re: Im Done!!! - 06/13/06 05:59 PM
Originally posted by MapOfTaziFoSho:
Ya, the prank was def not terribly tasteful.




The epitomy of a double meaning
Posted By: WorldTour_dup1 Re: Im Done!!! - 06/13/06 07:00 PM
Originally posted by Rara:
Originally posted by xchang:
:grabs left side of menu:




Eating light today???




LMAO!
Posted By: xchang_dup1 Re: Im Done!!! - 06/13/06 08:38 PM
Yeah, going on a diet. Jenny Craig kicked me out, so I have to fend for myself.
Posted By: Pudmunkie Re: Im Done!!! - 06/14/06 02:27 AM
"the entire left side of the Mcdonalds menu made me feel better"

Chang, you have to come with me next time I go to Shanghai. The one or two glances I get for being white is not enough anymore. I want the hundreds id get for being a white guy talking to ghengis kahn!
Posted By: MapOfTaziFoSho Re: Im Done!!! - 06/14/06 03:31 AM
Originally posted by Pudmunkie:
"the entire left side of the Mcdonalds menu made me feel better"

Chang, you have to come with me next time I go to Shanghai. The one or two glances I get for being white is not enough anymore. I want the hundreds id get for being a white guy talking to ghengis kahn!




why are u bringing my family into this [censored]!
Posted By: Reebs Re: Im Done!!! - 06/14/06 04:15 AM
Originally posted by WorldTour:
Mr. BrighTon...





What the heck Mark... You also noticed how I say my T's?!?! Or were you There when we were Talking abouT ThaT?

Anyways, sorry about going off on about your dirty prank. I was very tired and just angry at my car for being gay with its electrical problems. But that was gross!!!


-Reebs-
Posted By: xchang_dup1 Re: Im Done!!! - 06/14/06 04:19 AM
Originally posted by Pudmunkie:
"the entire left side of the Mcdonalds menu made me feel better"

Chang, you have to come with me next time I go to Shanghai. The one or two glances I get for being white is not enough anymore. I want the hundreds id get for being a white guy talking to ghengis kahn!




Yeah tell me about it. I would eat like a king over there with $20. LOL!
Posted By: Pudmunkie Re: Im Done!!! - 06/14/06 04:20 AM
Originally posted by MapOfTaziFoSho:
Originally posted by Pudmunkie:
"the entire left side of the Mcdonalds menu made me feel better"

Chang, you have to come with me next time I go to Shanghai. The one or two glances I get for being white is not enough anymore. I want the hundreds id get for being a white guy talking to ghengis kahn!




why are u bringing my family into this [censored]!




Because you smell
Posted By: Stazi Re: Im Done!!! - 06/14/06 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Pudmunkie:
Originally posted by MapOfTaziFoSho:
Originally posted by Pudmunkie:
"the entire left side of the Mcdonalds menu made me feel better"

Chang, you have to come with me next time I go to Shanghai. The one or two glances I get for being white is not enough anymore. I want the hundreds id get for being a white guy talking to ghengis kahn!




why are u bringing my family into this [censored]!




Because you smell




....penis breath!
Posted By: Pudmunkie Re: Im Done!!! - 06/14/06 05:00 PM
buauahahaha
Posted By: Barge Re: Im Done!!! - 06/14/06 05:49 PM
Notice that Pudmunkie does not deny that he does indeed have Penis Breath... gonna have to put him on my AIM banned list.
Posted By: Harrry Re: Im Done!!! - 06/14/06 07:52 PM
Originally posted by WRX Barge:
Notice that Pudmunkie does not deny that he does indeed have Penis Breath... gonna have to put him on my AIM banned list.




Barge you love the cock. Come on admit it. You love it.
Posted By: Pudmunkie Re: Im Done!!! - 06/15/06 12:45 AM
Originally posted by WRX Barge:
Notice that Pudmunkie does not deny that he does indeed have Penis Breath... gonna have to put him on my AIM banned list.




Im sorry.... Im gonna have to kill you barge. Really I feel bad about this, I mean who will everyone call a ricer once you're gone
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