BOV Sound? - CEG Archives

cant some form of changes be made. apart from the turbo. A dont want to put in no turbo cause i would have to relocate the batery and the truck is filled with sound boxes.

Oi.

They sell those little whistles you put in your tailpipe on ebay

Yeah mane, replace your muffler bearings with the APC BOV and you'll be foolin' spoolin' like crazy. Put a front mount interfooler on and you'll be pimpin yo.

The one to put in the muffler is the spooling sound, thats not what i want. i want the Blow off sound when you releace the accl. pedal.

Dear Lord...

WTF is wrong with people?

put a megaphone under the hood and a microphone in the car then whenever you release the throttle, make the sound!!

Originally posted by guitarman19853:
put a megaphone under the hood and a microphone in the car then whenever you release the throttle, make the sound!!

I KNOW...............

....Lance needs A screening process for new members!

I mean WTF?

Originally posted by Island_ContourSE:
The one to put in the muffler is the spooling sound, thats not what i want. i want the Blow off sound when you releace the accl. pedal.

the whistles go woooo wooooo!

*takes out stick, smacks newbie*

Seriously why in the hell would want to show off with a fake blow off valve? People are just going to look at you and say your a f'in cracker.

That makes about as much sense as a peeing section of a pool.

Originally posted by FireFox:
That makes about as much sense as a peeing section of a pool.

Huh? Which part of the pool is that? When I'm tired I go in the shallow end, when I got energy I'll go in the deep end.

Originally posted by Island_ContourSE:
i dont want any fake electronic Sound maker.

Right, that would be silly.

Hey guys, c'mon, lets help him out. Look the way you get that sound is by putting your lips together, pucker them and blow air out really quickly ya freakin' numbskull.

Its probably a Zetec too... Stupid ricers, GET RID OF THE CONTOUR AND BUY A HONDA!

I honestly hope you are joking, who the hell are these people?

Originally posted by Island_ContourSE:
cant some form of changes be made. apart from the turbo. A dont want to put in no turbo cause i would have to relocate the batery and the truck is filled with sound boxes.

Didn't you say you wanted to mess with it? Also, a BOV is used on a turbo to release pressure (hence the sound)...no turbo, not enough pressure. But, why would you fake a BOV? There wouldn't be any turbo spoolup, so, everyone hearing it would know its fake. All in all it is totally pointless....but, hey, isn't all rice?

No, not totally all rice is pointless. Just 99%, since once in a while you come upon a Ricer who doesn't act it.

You're a retard!

Thses newbies are coming out of the woodwork! All of their topics are hilarous too!

This is the worse site i ever come to for help. This site is full of lame asses. Ill just stick to the professional sites where I am getting more help. Its obvious i am not welcome here. I wonder what the #2 rule of the desclaimer on the forum is for.

Maybe dont come to a performance oriented web-site and ask for ricer stuff. Im sure the "Professional" sites you have been to are all ricer.org, Honduh.com/bigstupid

Originally posted by Island_ContourSE:
This is the worse site i ever come to for help. This site is full of lame asses. Ill just stick to the professional sites where I am getting more help. Its obvious i am not welcome here. I wonder what the #2 rule of the desclaimer on the forum is for.

No, this is actually one of the best sites on the web for contour help. They answered your question with a detailed explination, what doesnt make since is that you keep asing the EXACT same question and we tell you "NO. You CANNOT do that" You say you are ready to mess with the motor, but dont want to... mess with it... That doesnt make any sense. Everybody loves the sound of a BOV, but what everybody loves MORE is the POWER you get from why you HAVE a BOV.... Hum... Personally, I wouldn't spend $2000+ on a custom turbo kit JUST to get the sound of a BOV. That would be recockulious. If you love the sound of a BOV, but dont want to spend a lot of money, Sell your contour, and buy an Eagle Talon TSI and put an aftermarket BOV on it. Problem solved.

Originally posted by Island_ContourSE:
This is the worse site i ever come to for help. This site is full of lame asses. Ill just stick to the professional sites where I am getting more help. Its obvious i am not welcome here. I wonder what the #2 rule of the desclaimer on the forum is for.

Waaaahhh... I'm taking my ball and leaving !

You are welcome here, this is an open forum. But don't post crap like this if you don't want responses. Fake BOV sound are things that dumbricer.com (and other "Professional" sites) can help you with.

If you would like to really turbocharge your Contour, we can help.

Good luck. Wanna-be-ricer... All right that was uncalled for. I apologize.

What I find sad is the fact that he just ASKED if it was POSSIBLE to do this. Only ONE person responded with his request.. no.

Younger people are getting into the contour now, gotta dumb it down for them.

Everyone used to be a stupid newb, too.

Originally posted by Island_ContourSE:
This is the worse site i ever come to for help. This site is full of lame asses. Ill just stick to the professional sites where I am getting more help. Its obvious i am not welcome here. I wonder what the #2 rule of the desclaimer on the forum is for.

Yeah, because everyone who really is into high performence puts fake sh!t on their car, right moron?

I remember on time I got a bunch of exhaust clips on a CD and played them on loop at stop lights at other cars with the radio blaring... my riciest moment...

yeah, i really wanted the sound of a Kenne Bell Cobra but i didnt want to put the cobra motor in my contour...so i just burned an audio file of a cobra to a cd and i play it really loud at stop lights....they get scared

Originally posted by Stryped:
What I find sad is the fact that he just ASKED if it was POSSIBLE to do this. Only ONE person responded with his request.. no.

Younger people are getting into the contour now, gotta dumb it down for them.

Everyone used to be a stupid newb, too.

do people not even bother to research these things though? do they not understand WHY a bov makes that noise? it is just an impossible concept. bov without turbo

~Andrew

Originally posted by Island_ContourSE:
cant some form of changes be made. apart from the turbo. A dont want to put in no turbo cause i would have to relocate the batery and the truck is filled with sound boxes.

That is some funny sh*t. You won't get a turbo because you have a system.

I wish that was my excuse for not having one.

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

Originally posted by Stryped:
What I find sad is the fact that he just ASKED if it was POSSIBLE to do this. Only ONE person responded with his request.. no.

Younger people are getting into the contour now, gotta dumb it down for them.

Everyone used to be a stupid newb, too.

do people not even bother to research these things though? do they not understand WHY a bov makes that noise? it is just an impossible concept. bov without turbo

~Andrew

Oh I agree Andrew. Whirly gigs with lights and sounds is stupid if it does nothing. But as my statement above that I conveniently bolded for ya (you can send payment when you like

) says, the younger the newb, the younger the mind, experience, etc.

As we all must come to relize, we must face the fact that when we sit down to "eat" on these boards, a nice heaping pile of Uncle Bens will be smack dab in the middle of our plates.

I love Butter and Herb.

I needed a good laugh today, thx

well you can do it with out a turbo the only thing is you need a pressure tank, a compressor(other than a turbo) and a bov with a controller the only thing is you would have to wait and biuld up pressure and trip your bov and wait again. so yes it is possible is it worth doing... only if you really want too. would i do it, not in a million years

^^^

Thats what I was thinking. It would difficult to synchronize filling and release of the air tank through the valve, and telling a "computer" of some sort to crank on the compressor to get ready to fill the tank back up. Would requrie some sort of chip to tell the electronically comtrolled release "mechanisim" to release at a certain RPM.

My head hurts, now. The work and weight involved with doing that would probably equal the cost of the Turbo kit itself.

Originally posted by Number47:
well you can do it with out a turbo the only thing is you need a pressure tank, a compressor(other than a turbo) and a bov with a controller the only thing is you would have to wait and biuld up pressure and trip your bov and wait again. so yes it is possible is it worth doing... only if you really want too. would i do it, not in a million years

i retract my "impossible concept" statement. in its place i would like to substitute "[censored] ridiculous concept." thank you.

~Andrew

Originally posted by MAYBE aliasfriend:

No, this is actually one of the best sites on the web for contour help. They answered your question with a detailed explination, what doesnt make since is that you keep asing the EXACT same question and we tell you "NO. You CANNOT do that" You say you are ready to mess with the motor, but dont want to... mess with it... That doesnt make any sense. Everybody loves the sound of a BOV, but what everybody loves MORE is the POWER you get from why you HAVE a BOV.... Hum... Personally, I wouldn't spend $2000+ on a custom turbo kit JUST to get the sound of a BOV. That would be recockulious. If you love the sound of a BOV, but dont want to spend a lot of money, Sell your contour, and buy an Eagle Talon TSI and put an aftermarket BOV on it. Problem solved.

Well put. I didn't put a full custom turbo kit on my Escort for a PSSSHHHTT. It was a added bonus. You add positive manifold pressure for horsepower gains - no one turbo's a car for the sound. If you have the engery, intelligence, and money to turbo a car, you are after higher performance, not a cool sound. I reaserched and read about turbos, A/F ratio's, timing and boost control for over a year and then began to collect parts for my project. I had never heard the Greddy Type-S BOV I bought until I was done with the project, but it is surely an added bonus to shifting after you spool up the turbo.

I my opinion, if you have a BOV that is loud, it serves as a method to show off you turbo. A BOV without a turbo would be like a computer without a power supply, like a mechanic without tools, like a Honda without a fart tube, like a ...

Also, you are right, this is a great site for Contour information. I looked for a while and this site rocks for Contour troubleshooting and performance info. I can just imagine this "professional forum" that has how to's on how to hook a BOV to an air compressor and holding tank with a purge valve.

Here you go, buy yourself a little cheapy air compressor out at walmart for 50 bucks get a small air hose for it, and a air gun for it, and put it under your dash, hook it up to your gas pedal so when you let off, it'll push the trigger on it, and you can also hook a microphone to the bottom of the dash with the nozzle pointing at it and a speaker running under the hood. BRAVO you have BOV!

Serously man, WTF are you thinking, and this site is the best site for Contour information out there (well one of the best) These guys gave me ideas and helped out with things I could not figure out. I'm not trying to be an ass but this is what you should expect to hear if you ask dumbass questions like this.

Originally posted by Mystique97:
Here you go, buy yourself a little cheapy air compressor out at walmart for 50 bucks get a small air hose for it, and a air gun for it, and put it under your dash, hook it up to your gas pedal so when you let off, it'll push the trigger on it, and you can also hook a microphone to the bottom of the dash with the nozzle pointing at it and a speaker running under the hood. BRAVO you have BOV!

no. i feel horrible having to correct a rice-BOV plan, but that is incorrect. the BOV doesnt sound off everytime you let off the throttle. only when there is positive pressure going to the intake.

~Andrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

Originally posted by Mystique97:
Here you go, buy yourself a little cheapy air compressor out at walmart for 50 bucks get a small air hose for it, and a air gun for it, and put it under your dash, hook it up to your gas pedal so when you let off, it'll push the trigger on it, and you can also hook a microphone to the bottom of the dash with the nozzle pointing at it and a speaker running under the hood. BRAVO you have BOV!

no. i feel horrible having to correct a rice-BOV plan, but that is incorrect. the BOV doesnt sound off everytime you let off the throttle. only when there is positive pressure going to the intake.

~Andrew

Doh! Thanks Andrew.

Well he could do something like that just keep adding pressure every so often to the tank.

Originally posted by Mystique97:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

Originally posted by Mystique97:
Here you go, buy yourself a little cheapy air compressor out at walmart for 50 bucks get a small air hose for it, and a air gun for it, and put it under your dash, hook it up to your gas pedal so when you let off, it'll push the trigger on it, and you can also hook a microphone to the bottom of the dash with the nozzle pointing at it and a speaker running under the hood. BRAVO you have BOV!

no. i feel horrible having to correct a rice-BOV plan, but that is incorrect. the BOV doesnt sound off everytime you let off the throttle. only when there is positive pressure going to the intake.

~Andrew

Doh! Thanks Andrew.
Well he could do something like that just keep adding pressure every so often to the tank.

just doing my part to help ricers around the world.

~Andrew

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

Originally posted by Mystique97:

Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:

Originally posted by Mystique97:
Here you go, buy yourself a little cheapy air compressor out at walmart for 50 bucks get a small air hose for it, and a air gun for it, and put it under your dash, hook it up to your gas pedal so when you let off, it'll push the trigger on it, and you can also hook a microphone to the bottom of the dash with the nozzle pointing at it and a speaker running under the hood. BRAVO you have BOV!

no. i feel horrible having to correct a rice-BOV plan, but that is incorrect. the BOV doesnt sound off everytime you let off the throttle. only when there is positive pressure going to the intake.

~Andrew

Doh! Thanks Andrew.
Well he could do something like that just keep adding pressure every so often to the tank.

just doing my part to help ricers around the world.

~Andrew

Good thinking, without ricers, what would we all make fun of?

I think the next "mod" he wants to do is the fake spinner rims from wal-mart.

I'll never forget talking to this one girl who claimed to know a lot about cars (in other words, she dated a few ricers). She suggested to a friend of mine that he install a blowoff valve on his (stock) Corvette. She actually started yelling at me when I tried to explain why that would be utterly pointless since there's no pressure for it to blow off.

However she did go on to make fun of him for buying a Corvette with a slushbox; there's really no arguing against that.

Okay guys I think he gets the point. So please let this thread die now before it becomes a freakin war. Besides we really shouldn't discourage new members too much or they will stop showing up. We just need to mold them in our likeness. lol

Originally posted by ZeroHour:
We just need to mold them in our likeness. lol

How you think we do it here? BTW, your still new so you've got a lot to learn.

J/K man.

haha.. so are you, sort of!

Ray

Originally posted by Stryped:

Younger people are getting into the contour now, gotta dumb it down for them.

It has more to do with stupidity than age.

Originally posted by Ray:
haha.. so are you, sort of!

Ray

Been here longer then him.

Originally posted by Mystique97:

Originally posted by Ray:
haha.. so are you, sort of!

Ray

Been here longer then him.

...and been here longer than you.

Now go make me a samich, newbie.

-SAV

Originally posted by SAV:

Originally posted by Mystique97:

Originally posted by Ray:
haha.. so are you, sort of!

Ray

Been here longer then him.

...and been here longer than you.

Now go make me a samich, newbie.

-SAV

Make it yourself, Noob my arse. I've been here over a year.

But I am le hungry...

Anyone here a single minute after February 10, 2002 is a newbie in my book. So get to it.

What if I say please?

-SAV

Still a no, what am I your [censored]? I don't think so.

I'd have to day, anyone who registered after Jan. 1st 2005 is a noob.

You're going to get me in trouble for postwhoring. So why don't you just do us both a favor and make the damn sandwich?

Don't make me take this to Ray's power. I hear his samiches are rivals for a NYC Deli.

-SAV

Ok, ok, I'll make the damn "samich" I promise I won't spit in it. :insert evil face here:

I'm done in this thread now.

Awesome. To bed it is then.

My own bed...yeah. Nevermind.

-SAV

haha shut up. lol Just because my other account was banned because I was a war starting newbie. lol I was actually on here since last september. so

lol

This thread is really really dumb, and not so much because the original poster asked a question, but becuase he was arrogant about it when people questioned his logic. So the thread is done.

btw, SAV, if you want to play that game, go make me 2 sammiches.