For one week only...Frankenbolts (any finish!)...12mm 'custom made bolts for necks of all sizes, (one size fits all!) $5 each + s&h,pointed ends for easy fitting to neck are optional, supplied with self-locking nuts (for neck OR crotch!), bnoon powder coating extra!!1 from 'The Doctor'!!!

Ooooh oooh, I'll take 50 of em. Oh wait I forgot my bank account has no $ so let me just cancel that order. LMFAO Terry!

Do they come in yellow? Put me down for 10 so I can back out at the last minute.

If I hadn't seen the other post I'd have blamed this all on "Dry British humour".

Do they work if you have already overbored your neck (and brain) by reading some of the other posts around here?